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The government of Ogun state has announced the commencement of recruitment of casual teachers in the state. The governor of Ogun State, Dapo Abiodun has approved the recruitment of casual teachers in the state. According to the Ogun State Ministry of Education, Science and Technology, the casual teachers will work as interns for a period of two years. The recruitment is under the Ogun State Teaching Experience Acquisition Channel (Ogun TEACh). The State Commissioner for Education, Science and Technology, Professor Abayomi Arigbabu, in a statement on Monday, said the programme is “a special intervention scheme designed to fill the existing vacancies in the Public Primary/Secondary Schools and Technical Colleges in the State.” Arigbabu said that teachers recruited through the scheme would work for a period of two years, while being paid stipends monthly. Interested applicants, according to the Commissioner, should possess an NCE, with minimum of merit in the teaching subjects; B.A (Ed)/ BSc (Ed)/B.Ed, with minimum of second class lower division in the teaching subjects). He added that those with B.A/B.Sc in any of the primary/secondary school subjects must possess Post-Graduate Diploma in Education (PGDE) from reputable universities in addition. For technical colleges, B.Tech (Ed)/ B.Sc (Ed) (Tech) and B.Sc/HND qualifications are allowed. “Applicants are expected to apply/register through the Ogun State Job Portal by logging into www.teach.ogunstate.gov.ng. The period of Online Registration shall be between Wednesday 31st March and Tuesday, 13th April, 2021. “Successful applicants to be known as TEACh interns shall be deployed to Local Government Areas in dire need of their services and will be given a stipend on monthly basis for a period of Two (2) years, after which they would be assessed on parameters ranging from expertise, commitment to duty, punctuality, respect for constituted authority and willingness to work wherever they are posted to, among others. “Outstanding Teach Interns may be considered for full employment if and when such opportunity arises after the expiration of their internship,” the statement read. https://www.tori.ng/amp/166534/ogun-govt-begins-recruitment-of-casual-teachers-re.html
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The Ogun State Energy Board is looking for interested applicants into the RENEWABLE ENERGY AND SOLAR PV TRAINING COURSE Course Content: • Renewable Energy overview • Solar PV and thermal energy • Solar systems – components and uses • Solar PV/Hybrid configurations • Solar economics and Climate finance • Carbon, Energy and Environment Profile of prospective Candidates: The minimum qualification for course attending candidates will be B.Sc or HND in Engineering, Physical Sciences or Management. Candidates must have a bias for energy and mathematics studies. Training Duration: The training course will be for 8 learning hours (1 day). Course Date: 15th of April, 2021 (starting 0830h) Interested candidates can apply here http://jobs.ogunstate.gov.ng/job/renewable-energy-and-solar-pv-training-course-ogun-state-energy-board-918 or send their CV with a daytime phone number to walesuleiman@ogunstate.gov.ng |
He was a vocal, honest & strong-willed man. Mikel Obi's talent was first noticed by a football academy, run by Laloko. Odemwingie, Mba, Echiejile & Akpala are products of the same academy. |
Born2conquer:You've conveniently forgotten what he's done before right? Like the Fajol to Gbonagun Road. Anyway, no one says he's doing what Ogun State needs. He's doing what the government can afford. Ogun State doesn't have enough money to do all the bad roads at the same time, especially when you factor the Covid-19 issue and increase in salary due to new minimum wage. Amosun you are eulogising shouted he will do everything, did he? He was constructing Lafenwa - Rounda for how long? Six years and he left it in a worse state. Go to Igbesa. Go to Lusada. Go to Alagbole. Akute. Ìjẹ̀bú Ode. Amosun left those places worse off after six years of starting the projects. Let's talk about the water situation Amosun worsened also |
The Orubo Family of Iperu Remo, owner of the swatch of land where the Ogun State Government is currently building a cargo airport have threatened to invoke the disciplinary jurisdiction of the court to stop further work on the project. In an open letter to the Ogun State Governor, Prince Dapo Abiodun written by their lawyer, Mr. Babatunde Oshilaja, the family said their land had not been legally acquired by the state government and therefore could not commence any work on the land. The letter read: “Without any prior statutory notice as required by Section 44 of extant Land Use Act, nor payment of any compensation to the Orubo Family and the other interests’ holders on the land as guaranteed by Section 44 of the Constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, 1999 (as amended) Governor Gbenga Daniel deluded himself into announcing with gusto, the alleged and illegal purported revocation of my clients’ farmland in Iperu–Remo.” The family said that in exercising their right of ownership they sold portions of the land to third parties and executed a certificate of surrender of their Deemed Right of Occupancy on the portions sold. The family said that they would ask the court to order cessation of further contemptuous construction activities and the immediate and unconditional removal of all building/construction equipment and personnel from the land. While admonishing the governor to act in accordance with the oath of his office, the family expressed concerns at “recent trespassory acts and unlawful and illegal developments by officials’ of the Ogun State Government with particular reference to the Agro-Cargo Airport. They also reminded the governor that the land in question is located in Iperu and not Ilishan and erroneously stated in a statement by the state government. Penultimate week, the family protested in Iperu calling on the governor to compensate them in line with the Land Use Act. While protesting at the governor’s house in Iperu, the family said while they were not against acquiring their land for the airport, they deserved to be compensated. The head of the family, Alhaji Waidi Alaka, said they inherited the land from their forefathers and looked forward to handing over the land to their children. The land in dispute is a large expanse of farmland lying and being at Iperu, along Iperu-Ilishan Road, Ogun State measuring approximately 136.070 Hectares (336.2 Acres) including 9.674 Hectares (23.90 Acres). During the protest, members of the community among them elderly men and women besieged the governor’s residence in Iperu, and from there marched to the disputed land carrying placards with various inscriptions. Some of the inscriptions read ‘Governor Abiodun please come to our rescue’, ‘Our Land Is All We Have Left’, ‘Our Support For Government Should Not Be a Curse to Us’, ‘Ministry of Physical Planning and Urban Development Respect Court Judgement’ among others. They also exhibited a copy of an Ogun State High Court judgment which they said declared them the rightful owners of the land. Alaka, who read a prepared speech at the airport site alleged that there was an ongoing illegal clearance with caterpillars and stampeding planting of survey pillars on their family land for the cargo airport by the Surveyor General of Ogun State. He wondered why government desired to take over their land when no notice of revocation had been issued on any portion of the farmland nor was any compensation paid as mandated by Section 44 (1) (a) of the Constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, 1999, (as amended). He said ‘’up to the time of issuing this statement, the government of Ogun State under Governor Gbenga Daniel or any other subsequent administrations of Ogun State never issued, nor served on Orubo family or any of its members any prior notice of revocation of our deemed statutory/customary right of occupancy on any part or portion of our farmland including the portions sold to the three companies aforesaid for their alleged Cargo Airport as enacted by statutory law in Section 44 of the Land Use Act nor was any compensation paid as contained in Section 44 (1) (a) of the Constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, 1999, (as amended).” According to him, Orubo family’s progenitor named Odubiro who was a hunter and prominent leader of Lopere military society migrated from Ile-Ife as a refugee from slave traders and settled in the vast area of land as a hunter and private soldier and he successfully held and defended the eastern boundary of Iperu-Remo during the 19th Century Kutujen War of Iperu-Remo. Alaka stated that the Orubo family had enjoyed ownership of the statutory and customary rights of occupancy on the farmland for centuries adding that part of the land was sold jointly to Beauty Fair Laboratories Nigeria Limited and Sophisticat Nigeria Limited and another 13.546 (33.473 Acres) to Skin Beauty Limited respectively. According to him, after the sale of portions of the Orubo farmland to the three companies, the head of Orubo family on May 21, 1999 executed a Certificate of Surrender of a Deemed Right of Occupancy in favour of the companies and same was approved by then Permanent Secretary/Director General Bureau of Lands, Survey and Town Planning. Besides, he said the family is in possession of the judgement of an Ogun state high court, delivered on October 10, 2011 by Justice N.I Saula in suit NO HCS/123/2002 Ope Osu & others Vs Jonathan Famodu & others confirmed that the land being cleared belonged to Orubo family. The court had declared that from the totality of the evidence before the court, the plaintiffs proved their entitlement to a deemed land of occupancy over the land Orubo farm being Iperu along Iperu Ilishan road. Justice Saula in his judgment held that ‘’no glaring evidence of government acquisition of the land in dispute was placed before the court. None of the defendant’s witnesses was able to produce the notice of revocation of the right to the land’’. The family urged governor Abiodun to intervene in the matter and come to their rescue. https://www.today.ng/business/transport/cargo-airport-land-owners-threaten-contempt-action-ogun-government-354950/amp
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May his soul rest in peace. He tried to be equitable and take care of his own. I hope I can make it to the funeral. |
More pictures from the roads inspection
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The Ogun State governor, Dapo Abiodun, at the weekend, reiterated his administration’s commitment to complete road projects awarded but abandoned by the immediate past administration.https://www.sunnewsonline.com/ogun-abiodun-restates-commitment-to-complete-roads-abandoned-by-amosun/
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Ogun State Governor, Dapo Abiodun, has said that regular and improved water supply would be restored to Abeokuta and its environs, as soon as the ongoing rehabilitation work on a dam at Arakanga waterworks is completed in June.https://www.vanguardngr.com/2021/03/abeokuta-to-have-regular-water-supply-in-june-abiodun/
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AlphaLover:When you finish lying to yourself, let me know https://thenationonlineng.net/plight-of-edo-local-government-retirees/ |
Kriss216:It is Amosun that actually owes them an apology |
Ogun State Governor, Dapo Abiodun on Wednesday apologised to pensioners in the state for the unpaid gratuities since 2011.https://dailytrust.com/im-sorry-ogun-gov-begs-pensioners-who-havent-been-paid-since-2011
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Residents of Ori-Osoko in the Abeokuta South Local Government Area of Ogun State have accused the Federal Government of using the Lagos-Ibadan railway project to destroy the roads that linked the community to neighbouring communities. The residents alleged that about eight major roads had completely been damaged by the contractor in charge of the project, the China Civil Engineering Construction Corporation. The Chairman, Ori-Osoko Community Development Association, Egbeyemi Olakunle, lamented that the poor condition of the roads to journalists on Tuesday, adding that residents’ children could no longer go to school. Olakunle further lamented that the residents could no longer take their vehicles out of their houses, especially during downpours. He stated, “We have about 14 roads that connect us with over 30 communities. Eight of the major roads have been damaged by the CCECC. “We spent nothing less than N200,000 annually to repair each of the roads. “Our roads are in a very poor condition and this has led to a situation where most of our children cannot go to school, while those with vehicles cannot come out of their houses, especially during downpours.” The community leader said all efforts to get the attention of the contractor had proved abortive as nothing had been done to relieve the residents of their suffering. He also complained that the government was planning to name the railway terminal after another community. Olakunle stressed that the residents were against the naming of the railway terminal after Laderin community, which he said was 15 kilometres away from where the terminal was located. He appealed to the Federal Government to consider naming it the Ori terminal because the community had suffered the greatest loss. “To buttress our point, the Ori-Osoko community has suffered a lot due to the demolition of houses and disruption of commercial activities to pave way for the construction of the rail line though the Federal Government, in its own little way, compensated those affected with various sums according to the nature of the structures,” he added. When contacted, the Public Relations Officer of the company, Olushola Kolade, confirmed that there had been a series of meetings over the issue. Kolade said the company would look for possible solution on the community’s complaints. He stated, “We have had a series of meetings with the communities and some of the issues raised were addressed, but that particular one we are of the view that when the work is completed on the Abeokuta station, then we will get it done, because there are still treatment of passage in the Abeokuta station for now. “We are also working with the deadline, but having discussed with one of the community representatives. I will pass it across to the company to make the possible solution.” https://punchng.com/ogun-community-accuses-railway-contractor-of-destroying-roads/
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The Governor of Ogun State, Prince Dapo Abiodun has disclosed that in line with the housing blueprint of his Administration, the social housing scheme that took off in separate locations across Abeokuta, the State Capital is now being extended to other locations for equal accessibility. Governor Abiodun, who made this known during an inspection visit to the site in Sagamu over the weekend, revealed that land clearing had begun in Ota and Ilaro. The inspected project in Sagamu is set to deliver 200 units, with 100 units to be delivered in the ongoing first phase and the other 100 in the second phase. The Affordable Housing Estate is located opposite NYSC Camp, Sagamu. Governor Abiodun further explained that the 200-unit Ota estate will also be constructed in two phases of 100 units each inside the existing GRA, Ota. On the Ilaro estate, Governor Abiodun discloced that 100 units in two phases of 50 each will be constructed along General Hospital Road. https://tdpelmedia.com/housing-scheme-now-being-extended-to-sagamu-ota-ilaro-gov-abiodun
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Charmingrascal:How does Oduduwa Republic solve this crime? Or are you insinuating that the yet to be identified criminals are of a certain ethnicity? Are you asserting that their is no criminal that is a Yorùbá person? |
Barely four days after he was kidnapped by unknown gunmen, a community leader in Imope town, Ijebu-North Local Government Area of Ogun state, Tajudeen Omotayo, has been released. The community leader popularly called Alademeta was released around 10pm on Tuesday by his abductors. It was not clear whether the family of the community leader paid any ransom or not before he was released. Our correspondent learnt that as at Tuesday afternoon, the abductors still insisted on collecting N100 million as ransom. The unknown gunmen had abducted Omotayo on Saturday while coming back from a meeting from Ijebu-Ode. The PUNCH had reported that the community leader was abducted while returning from Ijebu-Ode in his vehicle. He was reportedly accosted at Oke -Eri area of Imope, pulled out and taken him away to an unknown destination, leaving his vehicle on the Ijebu–Ode–Oru–Ibadan Road. However, a source in Imope town who pleaded anonymity had told our correspondent exclusively on Monday that the kidnappers have reached out to the family and demanded a sum of N200 million . The source said after pleas by the family, the abductors reduced the ransom to N100 million. Attempt to confirm the latest development on the release from the Police Public Relations Officer in the state, Abimbola Oyeyemi, failed. Oyeyemi did not answer several calls put across to him . A source, who is a close partner to the community leader, told our correspodent that Omotayo has been released . He said this in a short text sent to our correspodent, which reads, “Alademeta released and on the way home. Praise God.” https://punchng.com/kidnapped-ogun-community-leader-regains-freedom/ |
Ogun State Governor, Prince Dapo Abiodun has called on the Joint Task Force on Anti-Smuggling, comprising of men of the Nigeria Army and the Nigeria Customs to be more civil in the discharge of their duties in the State.https://dailypost.ng/2021/03/24/stop-killing-innocent-people-gov-abiodun-tells-anti-smuggling-taskforce/?amp
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The Centre for Democracy and Development (CDD) has faulted the claim by a group that they are responsible for the recent alleged attack on the Benue State Governor, Samuel Ortom. The NGO in its latest newsletter faulted the claims by stating that the faceless group had made such claims about violence in the past that has been disproven. Their statement reads in part: Disinformation and misinformation are currently being spread in such a manner that they both pose a global threat, causing unease and fear within societies and organisations. With our work at the Centre for Democracy and Development (CDD), we are committed to empowering people across the West African region with adequate knowledge that could help them to identify and verify all forms of false information and claims. At the Centre, we believe democracy can hardly thrive in an environment filled with falsehood – whether online or offline – and the chaos that results from it. Over the weekend, news platforms across Nigeria reported that a group Fulani Nationality Movement (FUNAM) had taken responsibility for the attack on Benue State Governor Samuel Ortom. Also speaking on the African Independent Television’s News Hour on Sunday, March 21, the Governor said FUNAM have come out to take responsibility for the attack on him (Governor Ortom) while on his farm, in Benue. Investigations by the CDD traced the original message to a post from a blog titled Jungle Journalist – a message that was posted in October and found on Nairaland, WhatsApp, Facebook and Twitter. In 2019, CDD conducted a fact-check exposing FUNAM as a faceless group that emerged the previous year, 2018. The group as at the time claimed to have been responsible for the crisis between farmers and herders. While it has become clear that FUNAM does not exist, the group has been used as a weapon to stoke ethnic tensions as far back as 2018. For instance, during the #EndSARS protest, a statement credited to FUNAM said the non-existent group claimed responsibility for the burning of vehicles in Apo area of Abuja, Nigeria’s capital city on October 19, 2020. There is no group known as FUNAM and not responsible for the attacks on #EndSARS protesters in Apo district of Abuja. This is an attempt at stoking ethnic tensions and should be ignored. Check out the newsletter here >>>>> https://www.cddwestafrica.org/cdd-newsletter-for-the-week-ending-march-21-2021/
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It's even the names for me. And they are stoning Police! Na wa ooooo |
OlayemiAshraf:You need to be holy sir. Think holy thoughts. We are in Lent and Ramadan will soon start |
For those who don't know, Shobolabasa is a contraption of she obo ni abasha. Do toto anyhow. Smh |
Mrs Rukayat Samad, an alumnus of of Ansar-ud-Deen Comprehensive High School, Lafenwa, Ota, Ogun State, could not stop wondering over what she described as the height of moral degeneration among the current set of students in her alma mater. Reports coming from the school in recent weeks have been anything but cheering. Teachers, students as well as the residents of the community where the school is situated said they now work, learn and live in constant fear of a group of students they refer to as Shobolabasa gang. The gang, a group of delinquent youths, is said to have suddenly become a source of terror to the school and the host community. Reflecting on this disturbing issue, Mrs Samad could only recall with nostalgia how her alma mater, which once regarded as the hallmark of discipline and moral rectitude, has suddenly become a laughing stock in and around Ota axis of Ogun State. Rumour in the last few weeks had claimed that some morally bankrupt students of the school took their delinquency to an unimaginable length recently when they organized a sex party tagged Shobolabasa Day. Shobolabasa is a vulgar and offensive Yoruba coinage which could be loosely interpreted as free-for-all-sex party, to the chagrin of the school authorities and residents of the community. Shobolabasa Day, Sunday Sun gathered, is a sex party during which about four male students have sexual intercourse with a female student. But when Sunday Sun visited Ansar-ud-Deen Comprehensive High School, Lafenwa, Ota, on Tuesday, March 16, the serene ambience of the school initially seemed to belie the tag of notoriety that had been slammed on the school. A cursory survey of the surroundings of the school, situated on an expansive parcel of land at Koro-Otun, Ota, a border community with Lagos, palpably evinced a façade of decorum and orderliness about the students of the school whom some residents claimed were becoming major nuisance to the community. But the doubt over the veracity or otherwise of their claim soon petered out as Sunday Sun correspondent later discovered that the prevailing calmness which pervaded the school environment at the time was preceded and largely occasioned by the visit of a Zonal Police Commander in the state to the school earlier in the day. A source who pleaded anonymity said that the visit by the Zonal Police Commander to the school was aimed at assessing the situation in the school. “At first, we thought the presence of the police team would scare them. But we were, however, surprised to see them, pelting the police team with stones. A similar scenario played out yesterday when the Divisional Police Officer in the area visited the school. Some of them (students) stood over there and threatened to deal with the DPO if he tried anything strange. I believe the reason you don’t see them around now is because they thought the police team could return and might want to catch them unawares,” the source hinted. The visit by Sunday Sun correspondent to the school last Tuesday coincided with that of the Olota of Ota, Oba Adeyemi Abdukadir Obalenge, who equally revealed during a meeting with the teachers in the school that he was on a mission to ascertain the veracity of the unpleasant reports coming from the school, as well as to be able to explore area of possible collaboration with the school management in finding a lasting solution to the problem. Although the school management declined to comment on the issue, multiple sources within and outside the school confided in Sunday Sun that the teachers, just like their law-abiding students, as well as residents of the community are in constant fear of the gang. Another source who pleaded anonymity told our correspondent that the school had filed a report to the education authorities in the state, but regretted that nothing concrete had been done to address the problem. According to the source, “the state of affair in the school does not support sound teaching and learning at all because of the fear of attack by these boys. We specifically don’t know what they intend to achieve with their misbehaviour, but what I know is that their activities have become a major source of distraction to the school. Their major weapons are stones. They pelt anybody and everybody, including their colleagues who are in the school learning with stones. Because of the porous and dilapidated nature of the school fence, they go out and come into the school at will without the fear of their teachers. While lectures are going on they will move outside the school with their MP3 players and start blaring music to distract everybody in the school.” Sunday Sun also gathered that the school management summoned a Parent-Teacher Forum (PTF) meeting last December with the intention of appealing to parents to persuade and rein in their erring children, but the meeting ended abruptly as the gang again mobilized to rain stones on their parents and their teachers. “It was a very scary experience for both their parents, particularly those who had not experienced this side of their misbehaviour until that day, and their teachers as well. Some parents who could not control their anger resorted to raining curses on them for daring to pelt them with stones.” After the stoning incident, Sunday Sun learnt that some of the teachers at the school took a decision to stay away from the school until the government was able to proffer a lasting solution. The leadership of the school was, however, said to have prevailed on them to drop the idea, reasoning that the decision could be wrongly interpreted that they were being sponsored by the opposition party to revolt against the state government. Reacting to the allegation on the sex party allegedly organized by the students of the school, a source in the school said although the school also received the report that a sex party was organized by some students, the source, however, maintained that no such party was held in the school premises. “Yes, we received a report that some students organized Shobolabasa, a form of sex party, but I can argue it anywhere that the party, if at all there was anything like that, did not take place within the school premises. The fact that we have been advised to be cautious and avoid trouble with these students does not imply that we should fold our arms or close our eyes to the point of allowing such atrocity to take place in the school. Talk about truancy, yes; talk about stoning and disturbing the school in every other way, yes; these are their stock in trade, but on the issue of sex party, there was nothing like that in this school,” the source maintained. Findings by Sunday Sun showed that the allegation of students organizing sex parties was not peculiar to Ansar-ud-Deen Comprehensive High School alone as other sources claimed that students in other schools in the area also organized similar parties at intervals. A youth leader in Ota, Yusuf Shoyemi, disclosed that students from other schools in the area have also been accused of staging similar parties at various times. “Other secondary schools in and around Ota equally have their own versions of sex parties under different titles. Besides Sobolabasa Day, there is Sobolerefo Day, Sobolese Day among others. Schools like Iganmode Grammar School, AUD Comprehensive High School and Anglican Grammar School, Ota, are not excluded. Sadly enough, this has been going on for some time now, but the people including the managements of some of these schools feigning unconcerned about it. But now that the issue seems to have gone out of hands, they are now running helter-skelter looking for solution. But now that the problem has attracted the attention of the media I hope the government will step in and help to arrest the situation before it begins to spread to primary schools,” Shoyemi stated. https://www.sunnewsonline.com/shobolabasa-ogun-secondary-school-where-students-hold-sex-parties/
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This is madness. We have food inflation at 22%! And you are keeping MPR at half of that? What kind of madness is that? In case you are wondering what this means? It means if you keep money inside bank, it will be losing value fast. Thus keeping MPR rate low means more spending in the economy. More spending means higher inflation. They should be increasing MPR rate to at least 17%! |
TrueNigerian300:All this big English, yet you didn't answer the question. When you finish attacking mythical enemies, you will allow the real criminals to get away. For your information, the reason they burnt the house fò Séríkí Fulani in Igangan was because of the unfortunate murder of Dr Fatai Aborode(a very good man), who was planning to switch political parties. Who has been arrested for his murder? A PDP chieftain. His farm manager who was with him ran away for days and hid at Tapa, without informing anyone that they were attacked? You don't believe me? Oya, read what a journalist found out at Ibarapa and Dr Aborode's farm. https://features.neusroom.com/dr-fatai-aborode-here-is-what-we-found-out-about-his-death/ |
Michelle55:Valar Scumulis. ALL MEN, EVERYWHERE, ARE SCUM |
chyzoo4u:Bros, why you sef no try faithful? |
My question to the people who justified the burning of Seriki Fulani house in Igangan by alleged supporters of Sunday Igboho is this: Should this Ọba Yoruba in Borno be attacked if a Yoruba man from Benin Republic in Borno State commits a crime? |
I have a theory that most relationships in Nigeria die before their 9th month. Please, what's the average duration of your past relationships sef? |
Michelle55:Person never fit get another ex since last time? What's the average duration of your past relationships sef? |
We broke apart because he wanted to relocate abroad and I don't plan living abroad. Men are scum |
The Deputy Governor of Borno State, Umar Kadafur, ten commissioners and other state government functionaries attended the Chieftancy Installation ceremony to the Borno Yoruba Chieftancy Council by the Ọba of Yoruba in Borno, Alhaji Hassan Yusuf. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYRpAZOz6Yw Video source:NTA |
AsomughaChuks02:What are the names and faces of these leaders of the so-called FUNAM? |

... I'll like to join this gang 