₦airaland Forum

shukeeee, yeye man! oleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! dem go soon catch una!

hennnnnnnnn mo ree mo lereko, aja wehun o ro soo, , i heard about this and thot it was a lie oh, wonders shall never end o!

abegi OMO ALATA, u have just made my day, even my couleauges here are laughing 2!!

@ omo alata
plez dont kill me with laff-ta jare o, yeeeee paa! they have been abusing you all this while and you did not know, shine ya eye!! wake up girl!!

yes o we have taken over, just noticed!

@ omo alata
really, i didnt know that.humm interesting!,  and i did guess right that your hubby must be Ghanaian,  of course you know what "omo alata" means in yoruba, someone really local, 
anyway Jand is LONDON-ENGLAND, thats what we used to call it when i was in School/Uni, back in di day! my nephews and nieces in 9ja still call it that 2 now,
was my info useful though?

@ omo alata
how can you claim to be omo alata and not be a 9ijirian, not to talk of having a 9jirian passport
anywayz if your parents are nigerians then YOU qualify to have a nigerian passport (so you will have dual nationality) which i have (Born in Jand but of Nigerian Parents), once you get your Nigerian Passport then your 5 children, also qualify to have Nigerian passports, same will apply to your hubby (in what ever contry his parents are from, ) this means, and i take it from what you said earlier, if he is Ghanaian, your kids will have triple nationality then (Ghana/9JA/British), i envy you oh!!, i used to go down the route you are going now with visas until i woke up one day and got Nigerian passports for all my clan

My dear, you nor be real omo alata o, until u get that green pali , gbaaa ooooooooH!

@ omo alata
you see now, mi o ba t'orogun wai ye oh, , i have renewed all my 3 kids, 9ja passports, when they go home for xmas in Dec, we shall get them new ones in 9ja,(no fuss, no wahala, and as easy as A.B.C, )@ AT MOST 20,000NAIRA each, plus owo foto (at home service) thats how we did the ones that are expiring now 5 years ago, , with the wahala those gunns at the emabssy gave me i have told them that they will not see my legs in their basement of an office anymore. ori yato s'ori oh,

Thanks guys.  I suppose I'll have to risk it.
I need visa for 2 adults and 5 children.  Eek!!!!

eyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa @ omo alata, i feel u jare, 5 children, you try oh! , saying that the visa quote wasnt that bad either, dont go early in the morning when everybody rushs there, go there around 12ish, when most of them have gone, when i walked in just after 12noon, i was surprised at the small number of pple there, i was expecting a crowd, they even put the air con  on and IT ACTUALLY WORKED! , CUSTOMER SERVICE, HUUUUUmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! no comment!

will be going to Nigeria in July but will be needing a visa.  I thought it will be a straightforward thing.  Seems I'll need to pray and fast before heading to the embassy

at all and the poster above
I would advise that if you have the old passport that phases out in Dec, Just renew it[i],(and go and get the NEW one in 9ja, its cheaper, easier, and less hassle, all you do is take a pic and sign, and get your passport the very next day,  it CAN ALSO BE delivered at home for U, at a token fee but still not up to the total amount you pay here,NO WAHALA, NO FUSS, CHIKENA, )[/i], EVEN SEF IF U WANT THEM TO COME AND TAKE THE PIX AT HOME, THEY WILL, owo lo maa je, but not at the total price you still pay here with all the wahala attached to it, you get the passport without moving outta ya house!

For renewal or extension as they call it. its only 40 pounds postal order (44pounds in total plus commission, awon ole!) and you get it the same day you submit, you will just wait for about 2 hours max, i got there just after 12 noon and they called me at 1pm to submit and the passport was out 15minutes later, (dont go early in the morning though, go towards the start of Lunchtime when all of the crowd might have gone)

But while i was there i noticed that the queue for the New Passports was faster 4 some reason, oh well its 9ja, anything is possible

@ all
you know what, i couldnt resist this jare, regarding "Our Man Flint",

d'Banj don talk am,
Ori yato s'ori,  Owo yato s'owo, and make i add my own, Ogbon, Yato S'ogbon, Iwa yato s'iwa  Won tun wa so wipe , Koko Yato s'koko,  MAKE WE GIVE AM DI "Silent-treatment-MI-ZINE,  ,

I can just see him singing now, SUDDENLY, ALL THE MORONS ARE HATING ME, ALL THE FOOOLLLLLLLS ARE ******* ME, AND ALL THIS HAPPENED SUDDENLY!! , YEEPA MI O TII GBOO, Ibori my sugar banana, i wanna spend ya money, i wanna spend ya money oh, if to say,  you be Miss Timaya, I for talk say,  baby!, make we go see my mama,  , IF 2 SAY,  i be City Financer o, , i for dey work for Docklands ehhh,  but b'cos i dey waste time 4 nairaland thread o, everybodi call me Sagamite  EEE!!, IF 2 SAY, IF 2 SAY,     Gongo ti soo Men! On the levels,

dont let him wind you up. i have concluded he gets a kick of some sort out of it, That is how finance personnel behave in his world, (beats me how he has the time sha! when he should be concentrating on his so called job!)

Mate, I stay in (the) UK.
Please stop giving those English moves of smiling but stabbing.

@ Sagamite (omo ijebu kan naa ni wa so i am not hating!), THEN SHOW IT, (and who is your "mate jare o!",  Shina Peters said it, "Omo'le ni won,  a gbe won sori bedi (BED) , won jabo, LEHIN APONLE, ABUKU LO KAN!, (a fi oju so. a fi imu soo, oo gboo kilo de.naa only u, ABEGI!! ) and dont go down that investment banker line with me oh cos i know what Investment bankers do, especially at this time of the day, they are either on the bankside in  Docklands or Canary Wharf,  having Lunch and discussing tangible things with their work colleauges, or on the PC looking at the latest figures on the Money Market!, , (i told you, trust me, I KNOW!), this is my last communication 2 u!(regardless of what you say next,  )

At All, please ignore the "typical 9ja display of awa laa waa ni'be" and lets get on with the biz-ness (i know the spelling of BUSINESS OH-just wanted to write it that way) of the day which is IBORI

YOU GUYS WERE SAYING?? so where is he now ati bee bee loo jare, 

But haterz can not see the jokes as they can not stomach the thought of someone doing well. Some may be bored in IT. Their pathetic brain is so focused on "he says (allegedly) that he is an investment banker, so he thinks he is better than me", I must pull him down.

Man-mi, you never cease to amaze me sha! God is the author and finisher of our faith, i am sure you know that,  .Us ijebu-sites, o dee kin see bayi oo, IT IS HIGH 4 U OH!

Obviously you no dey the financial services world then.   
I can't even think of any extremely tall building in Victoria that you can see skylines.

you know what sagamite, i will not argue with you,  what is so special about the financial services world anyway, (there is a yoruba saying, Ti isu eniyan baa taa,  ki o fi owo booo, ) gbaaa oooooo!! , owe l'eshin oro!

u seem to have time sha!, 4 someone in the finance world oh! u should be worrying about figures, not yabis,

@ sagamite, Man Mi!!, TRUST ME!, I KNOW!! but lets not go there!!

@ sagamite
, OMG I AM LOST 4 WORDS NOW, YOU MUST HAVE TIME ON YOUR HANDS OH!
if i am not mistaken,  mate! I KNOW that building, in the VICTORIA area, in fact, i was there 4 a meeting this morning,  does the word ."MALL" ring any bells i have just seen Westminster City Hall in the reflection on the window sef which confirms it all,
Hummmmm! Omo boy! i will keep quiet now,  if i were you oh!

Abi oh, Aburo, i kuku dey Jand jare o! awon jamo yen ni ko koo ooo. awon 9ja ati awon kokoye, naa o soo pe awon o si ni be o, waa woo won ni Elephanti mo kennington lo'san yi ti mo lo si east street market, oju mi fee yoo boo oo!1 anywayz emi naa fi leee e maa yaa see oooooooooooooo!

IDOWU ABURO MI SHO WA PA JARE , KI LON SELE ! GBOGBO ILE NKO, SE O GBADUN ORUN YI SHA, awon oyinbo yi sha ti orun kekere kan ba ti yoo bayi gbogbo ara ni won maa shi sile gbagaa!,

eyin ara mi to ku e ku ipalemo opin ose o! Faaji o clock bere ko yen bi?

@ Lastcard

@Orilee 9nice
The only 'melecine' l have is my Can of Guinness!

We say: NO to Drugs, No to Smoke and No to Yabis!!!   

I mean YES to just 2Cans of "baba dudu" and dont drive while at it!

i WAS ONLY JOKING OH! ITS FRIDAY, FAAJI'O'CLOCK!

Thats what l will like to see on Nairaland instead of all that yarns about how Igbo will fight Yoruba and Hausa people will not support and the N/Delta will use their crude oil to soak Gaari because The Mallams have refused to transport Groundnut down south due to the menace of all my Lagos Area boyz who claim Tinubu was the person behind IBB's poster flooding Isale-Eko and therefore they must remove one of the eyes of "Oju-yoboo" if He wants to be a Senator and Jonathan must stop wearing that his "Canoe-sized" hat since he is no longer a Governor of South-South but a Nigerian President!

I mean, for example, what is the meaning of all the rubbish l posted up there? Dont even make sense to me!
I must go take my 'melecine' earlier than usual today and double dose!

@ Lastcard, i mean, sorry Lastpage,
Omo Boy! u get issues oh! which part of yaba you dey live sef? b'cos this ya funny-ness naa real waa o , e get as e bee o, mo fura si e ooh!, IT IS "HIGH" 4 U O (O GAA FUN E GANN NII O) but its all good!! all good fun!

Abegi no 4get ya medicine o!! (and no be "baba dudu" i dey talk oh!)

@favouredjb, Smile, it will make you feel better, thats my motto, Glad to see i made someone happy.and most of all made u smile , mo jasi baje!! BE HAPPY!,

@ lastcard.ooopps, page, i hear u Man mi

All of us cannot live in London naaahw?

Especially the people with "visiting Visa" that disturb ma-window!

Naaah, those that have the real "Palee with Mama's emblem" dont even care to brandish it!

When its time, "Oro a-soraa e"!

@lastpage. bo se waa ni yen o! WORD UP!!!!!!, JUST LIKE CANDY! awon omo iya charlie mo raa won jare!

Lets leave London out of the equation please. Too many inconsequential people full london abeg.

@ lastpage, 9ice one, u don hit my car oyinbo repete, ori yato so'ri,

@ sagamite
Regarding your last post, i am sure that your heart is in the right place (i had an example of that bkbabe97, last week as well and went to town with it, all in good humour and fun!) but let bygones be bygones, every man is entitled to his opinion no matter how logic, silly, stupid, moronic, (as u call it), constructive or otherwise, they maybe, its the act of rising above such things with dignity, that makes one the   wiser, WORD!!!, think about it Man -mi!

OK I AM BACK! so where were we jare,  , that was fun while it lasted i hadnt had so much fun at Ibori's expense, so whats the latest? is IBORI in or out??.seriously!!
i was at Wickes (where he worked and of course showed them yonks ago) over the weekend and someone was actually talking about him

I have totally enjoyed my afternoon, time to go home now! Good night!
@babe97, dont have a sleepless nite thinking about me, , Byeeeeeee!!

@ babe97 or what the **** do u call yourself,  i knew you were checking all the sources around you b4 u replied cos you took your ******* time!, i will not bring myself so low to reply as i see you are systematically releasing the pent up stress you have accumulated today (and am i surprised!), since you are probably forcing yourself to do a honest day's work,

Catwalk down the runway GIRL!! like you normally do, You Ali-cat Crumbcake, REAL MEN ARE TALKING!, , you are like Cornflakes without Milk, Its My World!

@Orilee9ice
yes mate, thank God its friday, with all this yabis going on this ibori topic, i dey miss naija seriously men, no people dey lively like my naija people o, cheers to all u guys for making d day lively

@ alamsdee, abi o , my Guy, i have been laughin' no stop here , everyone is wondering whats the matter with me, but hey! its Friday man! , Faaji'o'clock! till Sunday Nite Gbaaa oooooo!! Gongo maa soo Men!

i google this Mr Ibori character, I've talked to friends who are more enlightened

TSK, TSK, TSK,  Haba Bk/babe97 .again!!! , i suppose you meant to say, i googled Mr Ibori, (rememeber since you have become Ms Lecturer , you must live up to the name!)

I know one day, soon, I'ma catch a heart attack and keel over from laughter, or brain hemorrhage  from the idiocy of some of the "wannabe" smart members of this forum.lol. Dude, while u were busy correcting someone else's grammar, u didnt notice the bloody land mines u were laying down all ova the place?lol!!! DID U NOTICE HOW U SPELT "criticize"? YOU SPELT IT : "CRITIZISE".LOL. Not just that, dude, you spelt it that way TWICE!!!

   Lol. Those who live in glass houses should not sling rocks. A word is enough 4 di wise (your own words).

Well done BK/BABE97, Clap 4 yourself, but b4  your head swells in the "Collins English Dictcionary" (complete and unabridged) page 398 (fyi) enrich your language, it is spelt CRITICIZE  and CRITIZISE,

ALSO , hemorrhage (yours in bold)  IS SPELT Haemorrhage,  NEED I SAY MORE, ile aiye lo ba mi iwo babe yi o!,  o fe jasi abi?

I know one day, soon, I'ma catch a heart attack and keel over from laughter, or brain hemorrhage from the idiocy of some of the "wannabe" smart members of this forum

Now who is copying who now, please tell me what the one in Bold actually means, softly softly o, make u no take your mouth call the heart attack oohh!!

@ Omo ishagamu
You get issues oh! It is high 4 u ohh!!(o gaa ju fun e oh!)

@ all di others, @ least the yabis is making you laff, a good beginning 2 a lovely weekend at at Ibori's expense,

@ Orilee9ice,
9ice ones about your note-worthy systematic injection on your replies.   Ki Olorun k'owa yo lowo awon eniyan yi.

@Alanbolo.abi oh my Broda! i am here to keep the peace, (aseju ni'run aya!- Ti eniyan ba daa moo ju, won o ni rii di koko oo! )