wish pple lyk dat rily exist

una no well oh na ay show be dat

rukkyland:


anoda holy art thou..say ur own.

am jxt sayin d truth u no wise?

i at em all but bros posta u 4uk up u no put digestive

eh wey my money, owomida, e ti so afternun, sweet Jesus nd conductor, my change

very inspiring @ d end. Lolzzz

guy u no wise? At least firt 2 comment

Rajjah:
looooool bt stop usin God's name to joke pls

thank u joor jxt wat i wanted 2 say

guy u gud oh

i go dye is supposed 2 be no 3. Abi i go dye no beta pass akpororo wey na only dirty jokes he sabi throw? And funny bone supposed 2 cum instead of saka

vjsmiles:
YOUR FRIEND JUST PREPARED A POT OF SOUP

dats most corect

ayokellany:
ALL GEJ PALS ARE CRIMINALS

Have we all forgotten GEJ Godfather is convicted jailed criminal Alameisigha ? Sick PDP supporters be like Jonathan is beta than Obasanjo n Buhari & I ask is that in stealing ?

No wonder drug baron Kashamu, convicted Bode George, are some if his best friends. Nigeria Jonathan Ebele is no transformer he is a THIEF.

na wetin dem say nigerians dey do b dis. Una no dey ever comment according 2 topic. Wetin concern gej concern d topic nw!

hmm partly funny

guy i c hw u take b pastor reach

security of d year

[quote author=osholuamhe post=29573606][/quote] wetin cum b d meanin?

demelza:
You sound like a Manure fan.
Anyway bad belle is allowed.

bros thank u joor

crazysaint:
Hehehehehe.... Paul na die hard chelsh*t fan o. But why him for carry this young boy initiate into such backward club instead of allowing the boy to make his own decision....

if dem wan ask u wich club u dey nw e go b say no b beta club u dey. As ur head b lyk chelshit so mumu

cokacoola:
was i telling you? Busybody

busybody fire ur head

njuwo:
Akpos: Hello Girl
Chichi: Hello!
Akpos: Do you have a boyfriend?
Chichi: Nope. I don't want to have a
boyfriend.
Akpos: oh no!!!! Remember Genesis 2:18
The
Lord God said, “It is not good for the man to
be
alone. I will make a helper suitable for him.”
Chichi: But I don't love you.
Akpos: no, u just have to love me, remember
1 John
4:8 "Who ever does not love does not know
God,
because God is love."
Chichi: But how can I be sure that you're
loyal and
honest?
Akpos: Mark 13:31 says "Heaven and earth
will
pass away, but my words will never pass
away."
Chichi: But I'm busy, I'm still studying.
Akpos: yes dear but Ecclesiastes 3:1 said
"There is
a time for everything, and a season for every
activity under the heaven."
Chichi: But why me? There are alot of girls
out
there.
Akpos: Proverbs 31:29 "Many women do
noble
things, but you surpass them all."
Chichi: But what is in me that you like?
Akpos: Song of Solomon 4:7 "You are
altogether
beautiful, my darling; there is no flaw in
you."
Chichi: no ooo, I'm not beautiful.
Akpos: Proverbs 31:30 "Charm is deceptive,
and
beauty is fleeting; but a woman who fears
the Lord
is to be praised."
Chichi: Why all dis?
Akpos: 2 Corinthians 2:4 "For I wrote you
outof
great distress and anguish of heart and
with many
tears, not to grieve you but to let you know
the
depth of my love for you."
Chichi, waoooo, i'm flattered, i think i love u,
let's
start with u buying me an Iphone 6.
Akpos: no dear, remember 1 John
2:15...."Love not
the world, neither the things that are in the
world
Chichi: Omg!!! That reminds me, you have no
job as well...
Akpos: Don't worry, Genesis 22:8 says GOD
WILL
PROVIDE.

omo u sabi bible oh

cokacoola:
Nice, i was at the show too

who ask u weda u dey there aproko

[color=#990000][/color] lately na so so bad news xpecialy accident news na im we dey hear 4 nairaland. God na im go save us ooh

broda u tink say dem sef no b human being? First 2 reply. Dis year go dey veri well oh

GET OUT!!!

omo na MTN oh xpecialy dat stretch marks own

i don hia am b4 talk anoda joke

as 4 me i did all except 2 frm dem

fly wey no dey hia word na im dey folow dead bodi enta grave. Loose translation: dnt b in an hurry wait 4 ur turn

it means dat u b ajepako u wan claim AJEBO

31 omo imagine say dem get peson lyk dis. I go kill mysef

Una no undastand! D man no play wen e smal so nw e wan try learn

Funi nd same 2 u