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With the 24/7 makeup, its most girls that's there, and are right; not all girls do but most girls do and majority carry the vote. Sorry dear, blame it on the multitude.

freecocoa:
Op try using the phrase SOME GIRLS with your observation abeg,xpecially to the part about 24/7 make-up part,i rarely wear make-up and so do many girls too.plus not all girls lie about their age let alone increase their bestfriend's.Write wetin be true abeg.

the result of committing the deadliest sin of offending a gal,

Below are the qualities and traits of a specie called GIRL

1. Physical Appearance and 24/7 Makeup: Well this one is a very frustrating one and mostly prevalent among all girls. The normal routine of a girl starts from a mirror and ends with a mirror. A girl will never miss an opportunity to see her appearance even in a car mirror or glass window pane. Given an opportunity, a girl can do makeup 24/7 only to find herself looking the same.

2. Shopping: If you ask your girl for a date or dinner, she may refuse but if u ask her to go for shopping, she will be ready anytime, even at 3 am (if malls are opened ).

3. Girls and their Blah Blah: Girls are very self-obsessed. If you have been with a girl, you must have found yourself scratching your head thinking about answers to the following questions put up by girls:

You're not even caring. What!? All because i need 90 minutes to watch the Champion's league. Now, hen she's watching Oprah, don't dare need her or the TV

How am I looking? (The irritating part is if you meet her 3 or 4 times, she will ask this question everytime )

Am i looking fat? Tell me know

Is this color too bright or is it fine?

Now how does a guy respond to such tuff questions

4. Girls and their Birthdays: Well the biggest crime is when you forget a girl's birthday. I mean you can forget about the exam that is scheduled the next day but forgetting a girl's birthday. The consequences of this crime are very severe.

5. Girls and their choo-chweeeting: Well just let a small kid/baby or a puppy near a girl. Soon you will find your ears being bombarded with words as "Awwww, choooo chweeeet, my shona my coochie poochie, my darling". You are left wondering who is the girl's darling? You or the dog?


6: Girls:the mathematician :

Girls have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend,

Friendship between women:
A woman doesn't come home one night. The next day she tells her husband she slept over at a girlfriend's place. Her husband calls 10 of her best friends. None know anything about it.

Friendship between men:
A man doesn't come home one night. The next day he tells his wife he slept over at a friend's place. His wife calls 10 of the husband's best friends. 8 of them confirm he slept over, the other 2 claim he's still there.

Nagging
Lies
Not having a life of their own

robbing peter to pay peter.

Sometimes back in April or May when Wikileaks released a tape showing unarmed civilians been gunned down by the US army everyone was down with it. These cables are not just meant for the public. Every government in the world have a structured pattern of dealing with other countries. We are all pointing fingers at the US because the cables is theirs. You'd be surprised at internal documents been passed around in China, Russia etc as related to policies of other countries. Just as there can never be a totally fair game in football, as well, the way foreign diplomacy is been run can not be totally fair. National interest of each country will come first and foremost. I'd rather Wikileaks publish documents showing the scrupulous ways Nigerian politicians have ruined this great country. I'd rather they leak the truth behind the assassination of JFK, location of Osama Bin Ladin, and like stories that won them the recent award. Postings documents that will keep lives at risk all in the name of trying to bring about change in the way diplomacy is been run is totally useless, insensible and unattainable. Moreover, the west will be the only ones to suffer as wikileaks will never ever dare publish cables of a a country like China or Russia.

I lost my Mum exactly 10 years ago today and that to me is it so 'recently'. Grieving is a process, and you never fully 'get over' the loss, but like all things it gets easier with time.

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Do you still remember with whom you had your first kiss?

Do you remember where and what lead to it?

The second question now is; how many mouths have you kissed afterward?

Knowing is the basic thing, getting the right time will get perfect with time.

Compliment her,
respect her,
honor her,
cuddle her,

kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,

tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,

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