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Werey people dem even finger u join

Till he kills u one day better run for ur life.

A dog in his former life i presume

Bring her to me make i guve her better priiiick! She go cjange her ways confirm

Ur company dey use style style turn to big brother house.

Ur oga go soon dey use microphone follow una talk

Like say na her yansh dem wan see
Rubbish! Go resign na
Hunger go finish u

People get mind o
I cant raise a finger or burn a fellow human being
Like seriously who is a saint?
We are just working towards perfection
Not that i encourage stealing but c'mon na human being na

Eat o no eat o one day man must die
Na to pray make God give person long life
I watched a documentary about an old lady over 90 who smokes like a chimney yet she no get lung cancer
She even talk say na cigar help am all years

kabawa:
We live in a world where 2 + 2 = 5

Just as 1 + 1 +1 = 1

If you are confused

Who is god?, Jesus

Is Jesus the son of Mary?, Yes

Who created Mary?, God.

Who is God?, Jesus

Jesus is the begotten son., Yes

Who is his father?, God.

Who is God?, Jesus.

Jesus is a servant of God?, Yes

Who is God?, Jesus.

Jesus died on the cross?Yes

Who resurrected him?, God.

Who is God?, Jesus

Jesus is a messenger?, Yes

Who sent him?, God.

Who is God?, Jesus.

Did Jesus worship while on earth?, Yes

Whom did he worship?, God.

Who is God?, Jesus.

Did God have a beginning?, No

Then who was born on 25 DEC?, Jesus.

Who is God?, Jesus

Where's God?, In heaven

How many are there in heaven?, Only one God.

Where's Jesus?, He is sitted on the right hand of his father.

Who is God?, Jesus.

Then how many are they in heaven?, Only one God

Then how many seats?, One

Where's Jesus?, Seated next to God.

Then how are they seated?, On one chair

Its only understood by those with the holy spirit.

Who is God?Jesus.

Ha haha what a confusion.

So beautiful to be a Muslim.

Allah (SWT) have mercy on us all and grant us His straight path for us not to go astray

FIVE PILLARS OF ISLAM ACCORDING TO THE BIBLE:

1. Shahada (Mark 12:29)

2. Salat (Matthew 26:39)

3. Zakah (Hebrew 10:24)

4. Fasting (Matthew 4:1-1)

5. Hajj (Psalm 84:5-6)

ALBAYAAN MUSLIMS PREACHERS ASSOCIATION

THE TRUTH FROM THE BIBLE

ABLUTION IN THE BIBLE
Leviticus. 19:27
Leviticus. 21:5
Jeremiah. 9:25
1 chronicles. 19:5
Exodus. 30:17
Exodus. 40:30
John. 13:4

HOW TO DRESS IN THE BIBLE
Exodus. 28:1

WOMEN SHOULDN'T SPEAK IN CHURCH
Ezekiel. 13:17
Corinthians. 14:34-38
Tito. 2:3
1 Timothy. 2:11
Revelation. 2:19
1 timothy. 2:8

HOW TO WORSHIP IN THE BIBLE
Genesis. 17:1
Psalm. 95: 6
Ezekiel. 43:3
Kings. 18:39
Psalm. 5:7
Numbers. 20:6
Nehemiah. 8:6
Matthew. 26:36
Matthew. 17:1
Revelation. 7:9

IS WINE/PORK ALLOWED
Leviticus. 11:7
Deuteronomy. 14:8
Isaiah. 65:3
Proverbs. 31:3
Isaiah. 4:11
Amos. 6:5-7
Habakkuk. 2:15
Leviticus. 10:8
Isaiah. 66:17

PROPHECY OF MOHAMMED IN THE BIBLE
Genesis. 49:10
Genesis. 16:7-14
Deuteronomy. 18:18
Deuteronomy. 34:10
Jeremiah. 34:18
Isaiah. 21:13
Isaiah. 19:19
Daniel. 7:13
Mathew. 21:33-43
Galatians. 4:21
John. 1:19-22
John. 14:30
John. 16:7-14
Act. 7:37
John. 14:15
Revelation. 7:9-12
Revelation. 19:10-16

SHARIAH IN THE BIBLE
Deuteronomy. 6:1
Deuteronomy. 13:-1-11
Deuteronomy. 22:13-22
Deuteronomy. 21:18-21
Deuteronomy. 22:25
Mathew. 15:3
Joshua. 1:18
Hebrews. 10:28
Leviticus. 20:9-16
Leviticus. 20:27

According to the Islamic doctrine, Muslims should believe in all the prophets sent by Allah almighty among the prophet are Adam, Noah, Jacob, Moses, Jesus, Mohammed and lives (Quran 3:84)

Pls for d sake of our beloved Prophet Muhammad (S.A.W) try and send this to all your

Muslim Contacts so that each muslim will say

Astagfirullah wa atubu ilaih

Astagfirullah wa atubu ilaih

Astagfirullah wa atubu ilaih, before forwarding, and in a few seconds billions will have said it and it may calm Allah's anger.

You've got nothing to lose, so pls pass on and receive Allah's forgiveness.

Now one idiot will put security measures or tell u to type yes to some mumbo jumbo shit before u can comment on their topic.
Wtf is dis now?

myettiallah:
I would like to know how dat water generator works

The same way a dam works
The water powers the turbine in the generator hence producing electricity

Abi dem show u fake dollars talk true
Cus u can only be hustled if u greedy yo

When one major will be helping u clean her pipe in sambisa forest u go dey lagos dey form boyfriend

Okoyeeboz:
Igbos are notorious as criminals anywhere they go to. This is not an insult, it is a fact.

In some foreign prisons, there are more Igbos there than nationals of those countries.

Right now, tons of Igbos are being executed in Indonesia, Phillipines, Cambodia, etc. The only place you won't see Igbos being imprisoned or executed is Saudi Arabia. That's because they don't give visas to Igbos.

Igbos that fought the Pope and those in Ipob fought with Jesus Christ, you think all is well with them?

Mayb for their sake the FG needs to allow them vote from whatever prisons they are stuck in. Cus the ones here no reach to win o

NATIONALPASTOR:
Yorubas will regret what they are doing to INNOSON.

Their anger is simply because he did not build that manufacturing plant in Lagos.

How many investments does the Yorubas have in nnewi, Enugu or elsewhere in Igboland?

Even if a yoruba man wants to raise an investment in the east, will your people give him land? Be honest abeg.
Thank yorubas are more openminded cus we think of the opportunities we will get not yall that is all about hatred

Now i am not dissing him but when you go up to people like him encouraging them to pick up a life insurance plan when the money dey flow, thry would rather give u stories and say God is their insurance.
Life insurance is not saying ure dying, we just want to safeguard u against all this beg beg should incase it happens.
at ARM LIFE PLC thats what we do.
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Imagine if the last evil thing one did is his hell, that means this dude will ve reliving this pain over n over. RIP still thou

Felllatio, cunninlingus, Nymphomaniac

All these yEast boys coming to spoil our land.
See as him package the babe like say na goods wey dey inside container

It just shows our climate is getting fvcked up
Nothing alhamdulli about it

All for some change from sarki
In good time u go know whatsup

Shes lucky she wasnt Shot first then robbed
Cus na shoot first rob later dem sabi for SA

Igbos and Famzing
Which kain yeye advice

Naija version of the Television hit series "HUSTLE"

U have a credible job but no, the greed in your heart womt allow u live a honest life.
U can take a niggar out of the hood but cant take the hood out of the niggar
Ole Jati Jati

Fashola Slogan
Ride on baba

Sooner or later every Empire crumbles.
Ask ALEXANDER!
Tinubu its only a matter of time. Other people will stop listening to you and also jostle for power

Haba dat place resemble underground parking garage?

Nina dey wait share 25mil while Cee-C don dey gather her OWN momey thru endorsements

Candid Advice
Stay for your mama house, use the advantage gather money wella. It will only be wrong if u were just spending and not investing.
Secondly, ur health is Key
Thirdly, if she wants u out, whats she willing to offer financially. Id take my self for eg. When i was about to settle down, my woman was willing to drop money to add ti what i have to rent and furnish.
So if ur woman isnt willing to support when the chips are down, she aint the one for u. Gbam!
And yeah 28 isnt too late. I married at 34 and i aint regretting it.
For now hustle hard!

Abeg crash the market make man fit buy new car without hassles

Funny, however in other news,

Bus Drivers Recruitment.

As you may be aware, Lagos State Government plans to procure 800 high and medium capacity buses as part of its ongoing Bus Reform Project.

The buses are expected to arrive between May - December 2018.

In view of this, at least 2,000 bus drivers will recruited and trained for the project.

If you are interested in driving a city bus or know anyone who might be interested, pls encourage them to apply through the link below.

Click the link below to apply.
https:///9eNwor

Court never nullify Ikoyi registry una don dey dabaru una marriage