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jaygetta:
Wow! A bunch of animals! A friend was just telling me a few days ago that if I ever go to Nigeria (I haven't been there since I was real young) that if I passed by,say, Tinubu's house and made a stop or slowed down that his security details would accost me and try to harass me! What kind of country is that that public roads are now off limits to the citizenry

They are all bunch of lunatics, he said he was reversing his car and was he so sluggish about it?

If someone like me reverses there I think they would have to take cover because before they even see me am off with dust on their faces.

What a world we live in now!

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=538189.msg7008016#msg7008016 date=1287978757]A few statistics for you to chew on

* 95% of teenage mothers are unmarried (Source; Office for National Statistics)

* More than 6 in 10 teenagers leave school without 5 GCSE's(Source; Department for Education)

* Almost 1 in 3 students failed to secure a place at University this year, out of the 688,000 that applied, more than 200,000 did not get admission (Source; The University and College Admissions service Statistics)

* Prisoners gets paid to take lessons in anger management classes (Source; Prison Services)

* Life expectancy in pockets of UK (age 65) are worse than Countries they send foreign aids to e.g bangladesh, lebanon, east timor, libya, etc

* Prisons are being kitted out with satellite tv to pacify bored prisoners, never mind the fact that it already costs £39,000 to keep one person in jail per annum. And guess what happens when foreign prisoners finish their sentences, they beg them with £5k to deport them back to their Country.





will be back

*[/quote]I think they are really stupid on that point.

spikedcylinder:
Hmmmn. . . . . abeg, how old is sister Esther o?
I'm sure her name will now be Pastor Mrs Reverend Most Highness Esther.

That would be after Kumuyi has anointed her.

[quote author=Mr-Cork link=topic=538169.msg7007728#msg7007728 date=1287968431]Sorry, i rather marry my sef than to marry womens like: [b]My Goldie, Queen eve, annnawhite, and so on

I dont like fat womens (no oofeinxse) [/b][/quote]So you mean they are all fat drums.

Who are we?

Nothing is going to change even if you are sad from birth in Nigeria.

;d

Huh, not a good idea either.

Na today ynash dey back.

excanny:
Why all these pastors' wives dey first them die?

Omo the power of bleeping strong sha.

I was thinking of that point too.

OMO IBO:
What was this boy doing outside the house at 3am??
Where are/were the parents??

You asked about the parents, the father is door man at night in central london and the mother is a care worker who does night shifts,

Seun:
So basically, every successful female rapper is gay?

I think there are demonic connotations to this attitude.

You sure say no be ashi joint them for give you the award so?

[quote author=D-sense link=topic=538225.msg7007259#msg7007259 date=1287958905]WHY U DEY LAFF
your HEAD HIT FLOOR [/quote]My head no hit floor na wall the thing hit.

[quote author=D-sense link=topic=538225.msg7007208#msg7007208 date=1287958411]Can't say from experiance but from ma view towards it.
I'm quitely different from those guys won't lie to u.
I'm not into this stuffs.[/quote]

You've got some very nice points in there.

Lets watch.

Its a free world man, do whatever comes to your mind.

queeneve:
run run run run run run run run rur runnnnnnnnnn

Why running now, Are you afraid?

I think you just have to take your time & get the right minded person.

TCD:
Oh, sorry about that. You didnt specify in your post so I assumed you where talking about kumuyi.

I've heard several people (including media publications) claim pst Kumuyi and Pst Adeboye where retired "profs" or university "Dons" when in actual fact they where just lecturers.

Once again, I apologise to you my friend.

Yeah no probs have a nice day.

TCD:
you have not in any way tried to show us pst Kumuyi is a prof. I guess your uninformed opinion comes from the lazy journalism we see in this nation.

He was never a professor. You dont need to lie.

Are you sure you read my post, I was giving an example of my own uncle and not Kumuyi.

[quote author=bashy_demy link=topic=537877.msg7006115#msg7006115 date=1287947999]take am easy na friend we are only kidding with you[/quote]

TCD:
Lie. He was never a prof. There is a difference between a professor and a common lecturer.

[quote author=bashy_demy link=topic=537877.msg7003516#msg7003516 date=1287911571]^^ lol you fall him hand kai why you self go lie say you uncle na professor why him be cmon part time lecturer[/quote]What do I stand to gain by arguing with 2 of you, nothing.Do you think everybody here is liar like you?

What a shame.