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not even a plate of amala and onugbu soup, very tasty...

Flytefalls: lol.... Although I have ur email. Anticipate nothing

What do you want?

Nah, I am looking 4ward...

lol, the pix...

Flytefalls: . Dreaming big?

Every dream is big , dat is why it is a dream, what do you think?

I have no plans yet.

Are you egging me on, I suck at this...ok

They say life is what you make of it
But some are so challenged, they only sit and eat
I say... Dreams are worth holding on to
So, I put up my hand and make a two
Like a gangster....

BlueMurder: Can't understand the bolded.

hahahaha

Flytefalls: With relative time and little sleep, today is merely an extension of yesterday. It is very late indeed *yawns*

All pics were taken less than a month ago. France twice last year, and too many times before that

Wow, you like traveling? I have been to Italy,Rome. Yeah, dat ancient city, been to the Vatican, Colosseum, there was one pyramid too can't remember what it's called now. Termini, the center of Rome, and the many piazzas all over. So, have you seen Rome?

Hmmmmm, what you typed above, you are indeed poetic.

Flytefalls: Good .

Please don't, it's too early. The Eiffel tower I like dat, have you been to France?

Flytefalls: Hi. What do you have in store for us today? Do I get to meet one of your hallucinations?

You keep saying us, like some kinda legion... seriously u scaring me.

johnpaul1101: plz help me with this: in a two-digit number, the sum of the digits is 8, the difference between this number and the number with the digits reversed is 54. What is this number?

1) in a two-digit number... "x" and "y"
2) the sum of the digits is 8... x+y=8
3) the difference between this number and the number with the digits reversed is 54... [10y+x]-[10x+y]=54

Now,
10y+x-10x-y=54
9y-9x=54
y-x=6

x+y=8
-x+y=6
add these two,
2y=14
y=7
x=1

What is this number?... 71

Flytefall...

npage01: Am someone who wanna see u succeed

Hahaha...thnx though

ok, sayoko

190 you are busted

Are you working?

kiss my ti.t ? I would luv to...

wow, and u shaked your head, are u disappointed in me?

Who is kmt?

Afghanistan? I still got hope then, I could do time in Afghanistan for u...

I bleeped things up a beat, chances of seeing dat pix must be pritty bleak...

You called me niqqa first, last time I checked dat word was derogatory

lol, a joke gone bad

Bleep! Shit! Cuntybollocks! Nobs! Sacks! Fuckin
Ell! I suffer from Tourettes so I can call you
what i like.

Chiney Dutty gyal... sorry my friend

Do u imply I am a joke?

Nice job, the more you solve the better you get at it.

Cheer up baby...

Jokes;

Would you and 50 of your hot
friends like to join me in my
tiny car? Honk honk!

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An Irishman drinks at the pub
until they close. He stands up to leave and falls
flat on his face. He tries to
stand one more time and falls
again. He figures he'll crawl
outside and get some fresh
air and maybe that will sober him up. Outside, he tries to stand up
and falls flat again. He gives
up and crawls the four blocks
to his house, crawls up the
stairs and pulls himself into
bed. The next morning, his wife
stands over him shouting,
"So, you've been out boozing
again!" "What makes you say that?"
he asks, putting on an
innocent face. "The pub called -- you left
your wheelchair there again."

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Q: What do you call a gay
Jamaican guy? A: Pokemon.

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Why wasn't Jesus born in
Essex, England?
Because they couldn't find
three wise men and a virgin!

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What's the most famous
coffee in Afghanistan?
Osama bin Latte

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An explorer in the deepest
Amazon suddenly finds
himself surrounded by a
bloodthirsty group of natives.
Upon surveying his situation,
he says quietly to himself, ''I'm screwed.''
There is a ray of light from
the sky and a voice booms
out: ''No you are NOT
screwed. Pick up that stone in
front of you and bash the head of the chief.''
So the explorer picks up the
stone and proceedes to bash
in the head of the chief. He is
breathing heavily while
standing above the lifeless body. Surrounding him are
the 100 native warriors with
a look of shock on their faces.
The voice booms out again:
''Okay.......NOW you're
screwed!''

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A funeral service is held for a
woman who just passed
away. As the pallbearers carry
the casket out, they
accidentally bump into a wall. They hear a faint moan. They
open the casket and find that
the woman is actually alive. She lives for 10 more years
and then dies. They have
another funeral for her. At the
end of the service, the
pallbearers carry out the
casket. As they are walking, the
husband cries out, "Watch out
for the wall!"


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Did I irk somebody?