How To Convert Your Dog To A Police Detective (Reader's Discretion)

Reposting to my people here. gotten from NL


Yesterday, as I was travelling to Owerri, I learnt a new stuff which I want to share with you. It was from a fascinating lecture given by the driver that drove the vehicle I boarded. The 2 hours journey seemed like a 30 minutes drive as the driver fantastically turned the journey to a fun filled one. It all started when he nearly jammed a dog which was trying to cross the highway. To cut the story short, let me 'fast forward' it.

According to the driver, nobody can come to his house with any type of weapon without his dog detecting them. "My dog can detect anybody with gun no matter how the gun is hidden and can successfully disarm an armed robber" he boasted. This prompted a question from us, the passengers. "Driver, how did you train your dog to be this intelligent" we asked. He said that he will tell us but it will cost us a little amount of money. We promised to find him some money after the lecture. After much pleadings from the passengers, he agreed to teach us.

"It is very simple", he said. "get an AK-47 bullet or bullet of any gun of your choice and put it in a boiling water. After the water has boiled for about 5 minutes, use the boiled water to do garri just the way you normally prepare eba. Now, mold the prepared garri into balls. Put the garri balls in the plate you use to give food to your dog and add your dog's favorite soup on top of the garri. Give the food to your dog to eat." He continued. "After eating the food, your dog will become very aggressive and you may need to put it in chains during the day and open the chains only at night", he added.

After some days of eating the eba, according to the driver, no armed person with evil intention can near your house without the dog barking aggressively at him. If the dog is not in chain, it will pursue the person like Usain Bolt and bite the hell out of him until the guy confesses.

There were mixed reactions by the passengers. Some believed the driver while some doubted him. From the seriousness in the driver's face, I can't tell if he was just joking because he seem to mean every single word from his mouth. When we reached our final bus stop, a safety officer from the car handed a thousand naira note to him which he gladly collected with great excitement.

What do you think guys? Have you tried this or heard about it before? If you know any way to make a dog become a detective, please kindly share in the comments box below. Thanks for reading.

rotexteymie:
RIP to the dead... But why did they try to clean the name on the bus?

after an accident and the first thing they could think of is delete their name from the bus.
How many now from PMT in the month of May and June.
This is leading to the end of PMT.
RIP to the dead.
Management of PMT, please do the needful and stop the sacrifice of innocent souls.

how much

I give it a bullmastiff.
If the guy that sold it says it is a bb, then probably he crossed bb and bm.
BM features include the squeeze between the eyes, a retracted and strong snout etc..
but both has almost same features and you will need to own one or very close to one to be able to differentiate it properly.

I BUDGET between 40-50k per month for 4 dogs and I just added a Lhasa, which doesn't eat much because of its size so I give it like say 5k-10k addition because of injection, shampoos, pet tabs etc

It's a dobberman for sure. I have both a dobberman and a rottweiler and I can tell you it's a dobberman.
Only cropped ears stands erect contrary to most people's views.

price
location
how old

LET US BE EDUCATED,
In as much as I don't support corporal punishment but that story left me much to think about.
1st- Is the school a boarding school or normal day school?
if it is a boarding school, did the parent took permission from the schoolauthority that the child will be attending such party or the child just eloped from school to attend the party with the "Father's permission'' as a backing.
If it is a normal day school, then, unless the parents reported to the school authority for punishment to be meted out, no school has a right to say or punish any child about what he/she does during off school hours.
2ndly, what did they used to do that? Because that didn't look like a cane mark at all. I suspect pressing iron which should be a criminal case in Nigeria because it is an abuse.

Let them answer the first then we will proceed.

Sorry baby for the flo

one needs a husband and the other a wife, why not marry themselves.
lol

summerflame:
My best companion

Love these perk.

Anything wrong with a rottweiller getting a cherry eye?
Mine has a little and I needed to operate it.

Location please.

why do I have to be servicing the migration with 100 naira monthly.
And NCC is doing nothing about it.

Your location.
Rivers state is my Base and I have some.

If he can buy this as a student what will he get as a senator.
Leaders of tomorrow.

Really good. Check the paws out.

uyplus:


Special platform from which God? The God that created you isn't different from the God that created the muslims, the bahai's, nor the buddhist worshipper. How come he makes different demands to different faiths? Because he doesnt require tithes to be paid in Buddishm but he requests for that in Christianity. Religion is the opium of masses.

What do you know of Buddhism. The laws and so on.
They may have stricter laws than you think.
Muslims have sharing with neighbours and it can go to more than 20% of their salary etc.investigate it. Ask from real Muslims or Buddhist about their laws.

annunaki2:


Church tithing today from monetary income is a man made doctrine that is derived from twisting scriptures.

Bros check Matthew 23:23,
"Jesus was telling them you pay tithes of mint"
Mints at that time is money my brother. I don't support coercion but teach them and let the Holy spirit convince them.

I am always very careful When they say starting from...
It can get as much 150k monthly.

Story of Jabez.

Bro, check Belgian Malinios. Looks like that. Very nice and good for security. Very agile also. Can I buy it of you

Needed for what. To buy or for stud

That is what is expected from a credible company.
For now- The management of SLOT have won my heart. Having human feeling and empathy of customers.

BRAVO TO SLOT MANAGEMENT.

church in Akute Ogun state.

sorry .
But is there no anti virus injection against Parvo.

Nkemtreasure:


Wrong thought from a human being. We are all humans and if they did it to Biafrans, should these innocent children be the ones to pay

This is no more govt whahala anymore. I'd also call on churches, Mosques, cooperate organisations that pay for useless adverts and individuals to please do something.
Also I think we need trusted channels to send aid to these people. God bless you my sister and other people working there for your sacrifices.

If they do useless advert how do you want them to contribute.
You were making common sense until I saw that statement, and I would have changed my mind contributing if you were the one asking.
Make your point without criticism on others action.
I will still send something to the account anyway

very good male.
keep it up.

@sahm4u2nv, Do you maltreat your dogs?
It is not showing on their bodies but why are they all docking their tails.
I believe there is fear within them.
Treat them nicely and you will enjoy them

It looks more like our local breed. It can be compared to a Basenji mixed with Irish Terrier.
Very energetic dog, very alert, high immunity to diseases ( but immunise it).
But, as a good security dog,I am not sure. But they can hunt animals well.

Sorry for the loss. I can only imagine
Learn from it and move forward. Nothing you do now will bring the dog back.
Better luck next time.

logadims:
you know about their prices?

Ddforce is about 2k in Trans Amadi Oginigba.
But please take your dogs far from the compound until evening.