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Still Boring.

where should we start?

the ignorance?
The sexism?
the idiocy?
the hypocrisy?
the uber controlling over nagging and possessive behavior?

which?

i'm sure you were describing ya dad. akwunakwuna

who is the rabid dog? take a good look at urself. i'm sure you have a mirror. all through nairaland you've been fighting with almost everybody. i should have known better. how many times have you been banned.

your kind of dog should not only be chained for control, you should also be put in a cage because if you use this ya miserable rabies infected dentition on normal human beings it will be serious wahala. mugu.

i was about to fall in love, but thank haevens i stumbled upon this thread and it spoke volumes. now i'm free, free to do as i please. and you? free to keep fooling around.

humpty dumpty

wasted nine months. it would have been better if a dog was born after the 9 months stress. onuku. iche na mu na gi na abia ebe a ilu ogu onu. gaa churu umu akwuna ibe gi. nincompoop.

i'm sure ur mama got fed up with giving you home training b/c anyhow wey u do pig e go remain pig.

aturu na abia i gwa m maka manners

NEXT PLS

nothing is funny here

and who is this moronic slowpoke who is talking of retards? so i must sleep with a prostitute before i recognise one? you are a bush girl. oloshi.

must i eat an egg before i know it is rotten? go get some brains idiot.

but i think it might be more cost effective for you to get some home training before worrying about getting some brains. nincompoop. so a human being will marry this one . . . . i pity some men. they are in hell

if nigerian men marry outside nigeria i guess it is an advantage. b/c nigerian women suck . . . all of them, igbo, yoruba,fulani,hausa etc they all suck.

thank God my mama no be nigerian. perhaps my dad would have had hypertention now. . . or stroke

no wonder the babe i was trying to date keeps delaying the issue. perhaps there is a white guy somewhere or black british dude whom she is hoping will come to her. . . hmmmmn. . . . . I see.

. . I say Bullshit. . . i'm not calling her again. what rubbish, i'll start sleeping with any LovePeddler that comes my way until i see some sensible babe to get serious with and her color and nationality wont be an issue. being non nigerian will be an advantage

nonsense

i hate nairaland. i cant believe nigerian babes at all. damn make all of una go die haba

let me tell you about nigerian babes. . . .

igbo girls. . . . . . money money everytime. take them out and buy them stuff and they immediately see you as a fool that they can use to get money. even when you are trying to be nice, they think the've got a mugu

hausa babes. . . . . . . . very unromantic, no sense of self, not intellectually challenging. waiting for orders. just a little above a housegirl.

yoruba girls the dirtiest thing God ever created. i cant say more

calabar babes very promiscous things. these ones will sleep with you and all your friends at the same time. if your father comes along they wont mind

benue girls sex machines. but they have started to learn from igbo babes how to get money from men.

edo babes he he he heeeeeeeeeeeee  international prostitutes. they are not hiding it. they have no shame. family business, family tradition, life ambition shameless

port harcourt babes how wont they hate nigerian men when all of them are after some white dudes with the dollars. no thanx to mend, the white guys have run away. the wife of the late brit whose child was released sometime ago cannot even speak good english. ashawo people

abuja babes waiting for the senators and honourable members of the national assembly to spend their loot on them. disgusting painting old cargoes, high grade prostitutes and na God go punish all of them

the average village girl woe betide any corper posted to her village, she will worry him to bed hoping to get belle for him.  

we dont like you, bitchy, smelling,greedy,shameless whores parading the country, the ones abroad are no better, they put our name to shame, gossip like parrots, ill mannered, poorly brought up wanton fools.

I otele have spoken

ify otele n'ekele gi oooooooooooooooooooo,
otele otele, otele oma oooooooooo
otele ify, otele ahuru
otele fake, nsi nsi oooo
otele presido, isi dada, . . . . ooooo

umuigbo otele na asi unu mma mma nu ooooo, onye nyuru, ibe ya nyuru, otele si ibe ya anyula, otele ahu rekwaaaaaaaa oooooooooooooooooooo

otele otele, otele oma ooooooooooooooooooooo

bia, ify, soo o gi na anyu ahuru na threadia oge obula , ihula na the broom stick achuputala gi now.

[size=28pt]ify kwusi inyu ahuru na threadiaaa oooo[/size]

presido1:
nwoke m ke ebe nsi na ibu darfur? biko nye m d link.
lee kwa mmadu na abou nsi obu one person and obu eziokwu(nwando=babyo) then (otele=Toshmann) yet to be confirmed.

hmmmn, lekwanu mooo adi m abuo biko nu lekwanu m ndi ogwu ego. hmmmn. ebelebe igba ma ya wurukwa darfur. anyway, umuibo alee otu unu di taa. otele nekele unu oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

otele ocha diri onye ocha
otele ojii diri onye ojiiiii
onye agakwala were otele nawughi nke ya ooo
otele nyuo, ibe ya nyuo,
otele si ibe ya anyula
ala chukwaa ya osoooo,

i guess a lot of peeps loved my Ist album on this thread perhaps i can release more albums for my fans

here's my latest release. . . . it's called otellic echos remix '07

by the rivers of thames . . yeah
where they sat down
and there they wept
when they remembered wembley

when the croatians . . .
carried them away from euro cup
required from them a song
but how can they sing at wembley
when they caaaaaaant score. . . .

let the croats,
and the dutch
and then all the people
who can play
be acceptable
june next yr
at the games

let england
go and rest
so they can now watch
big boys who play
with humility
they can learn
if they wish . . . . . . .

gerrard crying out. . . .tra lalalalala
and john terry crying out traaaaaaaaaa lalalalala
lampard going home tra lalalalala
it looks like a super macca tralala

get me scott carson,
tra lalalala
i say get me paul robinson
traaaaaaaaa lalalalalalala
get me david james
traaaa lalalala
it looks like a basket of goals . . .tra lalala

hey, any swansea fans in da house?

ifyalways:
before nko?ole ihe i chere?o tinyere ya ma mekwa di thing ofuma onye iwe na ewe ha ga kuo isi ya na otele otele

heheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee otele otele, otele oma ,
otele ify, otele okpooo,
otele faketan, nsi nsi ,
otele presido, full of dreadlocks

ikwachaa iko gi bia nekwu maka ulo uka.

otele agbaaaala nuooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bikonu, otele na achokwa onye o ga aluooooooooooo. olee onye choro ilu otele, otele mara mma oooooo

choba onye ga abu oyi mu
choba onye ga abu oyi mu
choba onye ga abu oyi mu
onye ga abu oyi mu oooooo . . . . agbala dooooooooooooooooo, agbala ekene giooooooooooooooooooooooooo

otele nekele ndi nile no ebe aaaoooooooooooooooooooooooo otele mgbeke na nke mgba afor na kele umu igbooooooooooooooooooo

This is my situation:
My wife is heavily pregnant; apart from the fact that she's hardly recognisable from the beautiful figure 8 I married(not her fault of course !)the mere mention of lovemaking gets her very angry talk less of the act itself.

I have not done it in almost 5 months,I'm nearly losing my mind,please advise me what should i do? I have this my colleague(engaged to a guy in the US) who has been giving me the green lights all these months , should I just do it to keep my sanity and possibly my marriage?

I don't want to hypocrisy please, & no unworkable ideas from unmarried virgins please, i need some empathy here. So for married peeps and those with some experience,what should I do?

all right my friend, i'll give you the kind of advice you want to hear. . . . . . . . . . . go sleep with the lady that is giving you green light, keep it secret, ur wife wont know, you regain ur mentality, ur wife has her peace,everybody is happy and u live happily ever after . . . . . . how does that sound?

when they lost in the world cup they blamed ronaldo now they want to blame foreign players

england is crap. simple. they donthave real stuff. no skilled players, overpaid over hypped, over rated, ruud gullit once told shearer when he was newcastle coach and shearer was newcastle and england captain, gullit told him to his face that he is the most over rated player he had ever seen hype hyper hypertension hyypia. . . . . . crouch's goal was good though, the only good thing england did in 90mins

england save them yet they cldn't take it, they wanted andorra to save them too

hoping on andorra

team wey don loose 29 games in a row enlgand dey pathetic joo, they would have reduced the level of euro '08 if they scaled thru i don laugh tire still dey laugh

obi kerekeke obi
england is out obi
scotland is out obi
wales no get hope obi
otele happy obi
good thing happen obi
let peave reign obi
dem bribe refree obi
get free penalty obi
dem bribe israle obi
get small lifelin obi
dem bribe croatia obi
croatia no gree obi
dem bribe andorra obi
andorra no fit obi
england don go obi
otele don happy obi
kerekeneke obi
deboski de sing obi
toshmann de vex obi
nnenne de cry obi
iman de jump obi
nairaland de write obi
seun make money obi
economy de grow obi
somebody loose moneyobi
england don go obi. . . . . . . . . . . . obi . . . . . . . . . . obi . . . . . . . . . . obi. . . . . . . . obi. . . . . obi

otele nwuru anwu the Ist of umuotele . . . . . .

chei, nigeria my dear country. . . . .where did we go wrong? what happened to the oil rich nations. its citi2ens are scattered all over the world in penury and humiliation. . . .

vcjustice, thanx anyway, it was informative

eboue is crap and yet he is a regular in the team that tops the premiership? cougar i hail thee.

lenon is great and yet, he and his spurs are yet to achieve anything. . . .

very soon you tell me paul robinson is better than buffon

hey guys listen, some peeps try to adapt the british accent for economic reasons. it is obvious that if you go looking for jobs, during interviews, those with a lil bit of the british accent have some advantage. it's not as if we dont like our own accent. i speak with my accent which i'm proud of, but when i'm at work, i use the british accent to attend to customers and to communicate with colleagues and superiors. somehow it seems more progress is made with their accent(which is not fair though)

it's just like whoopi goldberg who took the name goldberg to enable her move on in life, even when she is not a jew. it helped her.

@black cat

na only you be decendant of cain. i no follow you at all.

romeo:
hola niño como estas?

chi m oooo nwanne m nwoke efuola cha cha cha, romeo biko lotawa ulo o, kaa daa, chineke egbula gi

haba david,lol, the english team is doing below expectation but the thing is the press over bloated the ability of the english team, but they are not that good

and hey, alonso is a great guy for the reds but gerrard is good too, how many times has he rescued liverpool from disaster. c'mon dont underrate steve. lampard is also good. he has his off days but he is good too.

kpam kpam kpam, onye no ebe a. nobody. okay kwa.

david i still believe english players will benefit if they are given a bit more chance to play top flight football in their own country. sometimes it is not all about who deserves a place but they should consider having english boys playing in the premiership. at least 5 english/british players per game.

england survives

england survives lol england survives. . . . infact england will win euro 2008 you guys will see

sometimes goals should not be over emphasised. it may well be that a striker is always contributing to goals without actually scoring. strikers could really make life miserable for defenders then their colleagues will do the scoring. ade has something about him that is pushful in any defence.

@by the way, there are so many people having a similar name to urs. what is going on, i dont know who be who and if i'm arguing i dont know who i'm guoting or debating with.

wetin de shelle