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Gamine:
This song is the present soundtrack of my life!!


"Jesus Take The Wheel"

She was driving last Friday on her way to Cincinnati
On a snow white Christmas Eve
Going home to see her Mama and her Daddy with the baby in the backseat
Fifty miles to go and she was running low on faith and gasoline
It'd been a long hard year
She had a lot on her mind and she didn't pay attention
she was going way too fast
Before she knew it she was spinning on a thin black sheet of glass
She saw both their lives flash before her eyes
She didn't even have time to cry
She was so scared
She threw her hands up in the air

Jesus take the wheel
Take it from my hands
Cause I can't do this on my own
I'm letting go
So give me one more chance
To save me from this road I'm on
Jesus take the wheel

It was still getting colder when she made it to the shoulder
And the car came to a stop
She cried when she saw that baby in the backseat sleeping like a rock
And for the first time in a long time
She bowed her head to pray
She said I'm sorry for the way
I've been living my life
I know I've got to change
So from now on tonight

Jesus take the wheel
Take it from my hands
Cause I can't do this on my own
I'm letting go
So give me one more chance
To save me from this road I'm on
Jesus take the wheel

Oh I'm letting go
So give me one more chance
Save me from this road I'm on
From this road I'm on
Jesus take the wheel
Oh take it take it from me
Oh

music by underwood

hello gamine

for me NANI was the man of the match. not rooney. though rooney was great too in terrorising the gunners defence but NANI was the pain in their backside

he he he he heeeee

you've fired the first shot o

anyway make we no start for another thread i'm loving it

oziomatv:
@D-reloaded
why are you getting so angry over nothing?

humpty dumpty seeking attention

Gamine:
Otele

Jag forstar inte

you win
i'm out

nice chatting with you

R-Dynamite:
If it was in Nigeria, the above reasons will be minor. Britain do your thang!

for once i agree with Mrs O . . . . with R-D

but not completely. . . in nigeria they would be no reasons at all(not even a minor one) infact in nigeria the local authorities would be branded agents of the devil who want to obstruct God's work and prayers will be declared to overcome the devil

be magnified o lord
you are highly exalted lord
and there is nothing
you can't do
o lord,
my eyes are on you
be magnified
o lord
be magnified
o lord
be magnified

Gamine:
Otele

I didnt ask for an explanation
But thanks anyway
Concerning Grammar
I'm at a loss

hurrayy hurray

thanx for the correction in spelling and more importantly thanx for the de-grammatisation of ya posts

hurray . . hurray . . hurray

has anybody tried to pray for the robbers? for them to repent and for the poverty which probably made them steal to get out of their lives? those thieves can repent and become pastors tomorow. has anyone considered that?

gamine
it's a change of order. degree first,then husband then pregnancy. if you go pregnancy first then na wahala o

most naija women will want DhP and not Pregnancy(perhaps teenage pregnancy)--->husband(by force for the pregnancy)---> degree(education coming last)

ahaa, which grammer will you use for me next

ahaaa
Mrs Otolo
not everyone is gay like you

i can see you are already hooking up with Deviloaded

@Deviloaded

bring it on fat cow. i'm ready for ya

but PhD makes a nigerian woman. it is their lifetime ambition. have you not heard? or are you not nigerian?

the PhD of nigerian women. . .
P=Pregnancy
h=Husband
d=Degree

which one have you got? make sure it's in the order of DhP?

and this ambition is sacrosanct to the nigerian woman bekee

nice lecture. but the CNN/BBC alliance is known for bad news. they go wherever there is bad news. we saw them in katrina, tsunami of indonesia, terrorism of middle-east, etc. it is only natural that they report of wars, violence, famine etc in africa. i insist, until we clean up our act, we have only ourselves to blame. why dont we dissapoint those guys? if we clean up our act they will have nothing to report.

until this is done, they'll continue to show our sh-t to the world. however we could work hard and build an efficient international media outfit that can report our good side. but no, we place adverts in the same CNN showcasing our country only for their next report to cancel the advert.

where is our common sense say the truth. our continent reeks of inefficacy. we only have ourselves to blame. every nation gets the govt it deserves

D-reloaded:
as for you otolo, like I said I would have said the same for any tribe but since you are a paranoid slowpoke that thinks the whole world is after you, I wouldnt expect you to understand. Crying wolf unnecessarily around town seems to be your specialty.

yeah right fat cow. you would have attacked any tribe huh? see your judgement how nice it is. this hasty generalisation is typical of people of low mentality.

humpty dumpty

Mr Iyke na walk alone no be work alone

lol.

at last 4him has one convert
and guess who the convert is . . ?

gamine

ok
D-Reloaded and R-Dynamite
. . truce

make una no load dynamite for me i nova make enough money to give my mama

ok truuuuce. . . peace

i hope this works

Gamine:
@Otele
you couldnt even speak English
if you really wanted to
Dont crucify yourself with Latin!

otele:
yes
it is called a pheromonic exhibition of concensual acrimony

after all this grammer you still say i no sabi english

gamine, what does it take to satisfy you
PhD?

D-reloaded:
Lmao look at him getting mad. Oloshi.

What REAL man comes to a silly webboard for relationship advice esp a place like Nairaland and you want to blame us for your failed relationship?

I am going to EMAIL that girl in a few mins sef so she can know the kind of dodoyo she's dealing with. Rofl

Btw, this time im not even joking. You're an slowpoke. How is that comment "igbobashing", keep crying wolf Hopefully a real one will actually come and tear you apart. I'm trying to understand why it's so hard for some people to believe that a guy can be a complete beast and I asked whether it has to do with the fact that they don't want to accept such in their tribes. This goes for any tribe. people in general like being in denial. So don't try to pin no useless Igbo bashing crap on me.

Anyway I'm out. R-Dy. ttyl.

@D-reloaded
i never came to nairaland to seek advice. if you dont understand something you ask for explanations. i was going for a girl, then i changed my mind and ended the idea. . hurting the girl's emotion and dignity in the process. i was wrong and i accept responsibility. but i over reacted from what i saw in nairaland which i extrapolated albeit erronously to the girl. but it all started from nairaland. that is history.

secondly, if you dont see a statement where you alluded to the igbos in nairaland as a people who are reluctant to believe a story b/c the wife batterer is igbo, as an attack on the sense of judgement of the igbos here, then i think you have to do something serious about those your mammaries b/c they have started something negative on your thinking faculty

and by the way, how can you send a e-mail to somebody you neither know her e-mail nor her identity
hmmn, i see your mammaries have metastasised to your cranium

@Mrs Otolo
how you dey?

There really isnt any surprising about her story to me, she could be lying. you're right but I think people only want to believe that because they don't want to believe that a man of their tribe can be possible of such

is this not a benign igbobashing. even when not all of us agreed with romeo's opinion.  

R-Dynamite:
All thanks to you too, Mr Otolo

yes i agree Mrs Otolo

D-reloaded:
Opolo is more like it

I should even send this thread to this "new catch" he's been shouting about town. Olodo

he he he heee stop this joke o. you guys made me destroy the former nigerian girl i was about to hang out with. from the other thread where i over reacted and even went to say some terrible things to the innocent girl. so terrible that i couldnt even go for forgiveness when i realised nairaland issues were never to be taken serious. it took a while to get this girl and for now i'm coming as a very gentle man(which i am ) so leave my rlshp now. this will last at least 2yrs and beyond. i want to give it my all so just leave matter. i even chose this username so that there is no way i can be identified here. so keep out
no joke. abeg, instead make i sign out for you
i dont joke with this girl

D-reloaded:
Dey go jo.

i no de go jo. come pursue me

D-reloaded:
The hell is an burutiu? Omo ale ni e sha

wetin be dis? na prayer? abi na love song

ehee, that ya . . . . . . . eeee

abeg no vex, wetin you reload for ya chest?

why i go open door for her
apollo do am for hand?
abi fibroid do am for finger?

anyway, i think it's a sign of being gentle. but like other forms of chivalry, women abuse it as if it is a duty for a man to open door for them. i open the door for my girlfriend though. it's a new catch. 2 weeks ago

yes
it is called a pheromonic exhibition of concensual acrimony

na you de make bullshit our of rubbish. i had to go reading this thread and it was just a simple expression of his opinion and it became an issue that derailed a whole thread. why was his opinion a point of emphasis. why wasnt it ignored if you did not agree with it.

a lot of peeps didnt agree with it but they ignored it and went ahead until someposter(s) started hammering on it to change a smooth thread, heating it up.

now you feel like abusing me

go ahead oloro burutiu

fromuk:
which of your man? Fake get car? am begining to suspect you

i don die oooooo
faketan e ee e e ee
faketan na deputy assistant junior boyfriend

or perhaps faketan has a wheel barrow wey he de open for am

gamine, i go speak latin for you o
if i be baboon, you must be orang-otang

how can you make such a statement
that is psychologically anachronistic

by the way,
those ya FIFA approved . .

make una dey there de kiss una selves . . olori burutu

mamaput has issues with her history.
when i say igbobashing it doesnt necessarily mean that it is done by non-igbos. mamaput is a confirmed psycho no tell am o.
but this thread started to derail towards igbobashing.
you know it's true

nwando:
when did we move from yvsck,a happily married woman who happens to be non Nigerian to Leilah and the beast

the happily married woman story painted a tribe too good for nairaland. the other story brings out the color nairaland loves. what romeo wanted to prevent/predict is about to happen.

my final analysis is that this is a thread that went so unusually friendly to the igbos that somehow it was not very acceptable and someone had to cash in on a point to change the topic and attempt to bring in some levels of igbobashing. gradually.
i think they are making progress.

but by the way, a woman in europe, who has her papers, who is educated, with a white mother, to tolerate domestic violence for 3yrs(if i'm not mistaken__even for i week) is preposterous(hmmn, i sabi grammer o)

so i repeat, everywoman gets the husband she deserves.

i guess none of the ladies i "see" in nairaland can put up with such a man and can do better than come to cry in nairaland.  

gamine, me and you go fight o. how u carry me de practice english
chei, she don make me begin yarn for pidgin sef

oya carry ya english go hang i go de yarn my pdgin de go. your yarns are kpunkpunkie go find wetin e mean