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Pls don't open this thread, because it is my storyline. The story formed in my brain when I saw one storyline making frontpage about a woman who gave birth to a baby and a big bible. My own story will be about a man who was impregnated by a woman and the man gave birth to a biscuit.

Pls as I said earlier, don't read or copy my storyline o, because I'm going to sell it to Nollywood soon. Thanks.

Yours Faithfully,
Ote Man U dun O, the only man who HATED MAN UTD with passion.

MAN UTD FANS HOW MARKET?

According to what we are meant to believe, HELL FIRE is made for the devils and his angels(demons) but according to all the testimonies we have heard so far, Demons are living inside people(pastors do cast them out) and satan, the devil himself, is roaming about on earth, even presenting himself among the sons of God(Job 1:6-9).

Only human beings who are dead are testified to be seen in hell fire (Jesus spoke of Lazarus and the rich man).

So the question is, 'WHY ARE HUMANS IN HELL FIRE ALREADY WHEN SATAN WHO STARTED SIN IS HAVING FUN ON EARTH UNPUNISHED?

Ayjos10:
Been plannig my own for sometime now......I tried proposing to shalewa last week.She was fixing the bulb in the living room when I knelt down and 'Shalewa will u marry me??'.....She was dumbfolded and the next minute she released her grip on the bulb she was fixing...phuaaaaahhhh!!!The blood from my head was enough to fill a bucket..

Make I hear say laff no wan kill me die when I read this post. Sharpaly I gat log in from guest mode to post this. Comedians anywhere u go in Naija

Sometimes revenge can never be possible. It's like saying that the black race should eradicate all their white colonial masters in a war. That ain't gonna happen.

MEXICO WILL BITE THE DUST AGAIN because WE ARE WAY BETTER THAN THEM. EAGLET KWENU!!!

The political temperature in Abia State rose sharply monday as news filtered that the governorship election petition tribunal sitting in Umuahia would deliver its verdict today. The petition filed by the governorship flag bearer of the All Progressives Grand Alliance (APGA), Mr. Alex Otti, challenging the election of Governor Okezie Ikpeazu of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) is the only case for determination. The high level anxiety being generated by the petition was due to the stiff opposition that APGA gave PDP, which had held sway in the state for most of the period, except for the three year brief period that the Progressive Peoples Alliance (PPA) was in government before the then governor defected to the PDP. The governorship election held on April 11, 2015 in the state ended inconclusively thereby necessitating a supplementary poll of April 25, 2015. Consequently the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) after collating the final tally, declared Ikpeazu winner with 264,713 valid votes as against 180,882 scored by his Otti, his closest rival. The APGA candidate was dissatisfied with the outcome of the poll, claiming that the election was marred by malpractices and specifically asked for the result from Obingwa, Osisioma and Isiala Ngwa should be cancelled. Both parties had adopted their written addresses on October 19, 2015, during which counsel to the first respondent, Chief Wole Olanipekun SAN, objected to the filing of three separate addresses of 40 pages each by the respondents. He told the tribunal that the petitioners should be limited to only 40-page address but counsel to the petitioner, Chief Rotimi Akeredolu, countered it, saying the petitioners were entitled to separate addresses. Ikpeazu had through his counsel urged the tribunal to dismiss the petition of Otti and his party, insisting that the reliefs sought by the petitioners “are ungrantable” as the petitioners failed to prove their allegations of irregularities and substantial non-compliance with the Electoral Act. However, Akeredolu in adopting the written address of the petitioner, said the petitioners conceded that governorship election duly took place in 14 out of the 17 local governments. He then argued that since election did not take place in Obingwa, Osisioma, Ugwunagbo, and Isiala Ngwa North the burden of proof had shifted to the respondents to show that polls were duly held in those areas, adding that even INEC could not bring a witness to testify in its favour. With the angry reactions from the opposition generated by verdicts delivered by the National and State Assembly Election Petitions Tribunal there have been fears of violent protests. But whatever becomes the outcome of the legal tussle, it’s almost certain that it would continue at the appellate level. http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/tension- grips-abia-as-ikpeazu-otti-know-fate- tuesday/224543/ ( Q

Sunnypar:
Thank you.

ok, but do you have anyone who's interested?

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UP CHELSEA!!!

blueto:
Man united 2 - 0 Everton

Check d 'PROPHECY UPDATE' nah. Abi no be naija u dey?

blueto:
op man u is leading by 1-0 now, an additional goal from them will destabilize your prediction



better beg the mods to delete the thread

Check d latest nah.

Everton to win by two goals to nothing.

blazingkid21:
guy it seems u those kind of Chelsea fans that still have hope ba?..u think say martial na falcao or pedro were go flop?

just watch and see

I have a DREAM
Not just a WISH
Very CERTAIN that
CHELSEA WILL CARRY THE DAY TODAY
While Man utd will draw the match

I see MARTIAL being a flop today
EVERTON WILL PLAY THEM A DRAW
DE GEA will do almost nothing to save them.

QUOTE ME AFTER THE MATCH!!!

Obasanjo's regime, telecommunication and internet came to Nigeria...performance= 40%
Oga Jona's regime....loading...connecting.... loading...downloading failed...performance =

OP, true talk, but you have forgotten to add the remaining part of the assets:

$10,000,000 kept safe in SWITZERLAND BANK
$150,000,000 mansion built in South Africa
#3 billion Naira invested in Dangote
#300,000,000 hidden inside his buildings in OTUOKE
$5 billion naira given to Mama Peace to keep for him
$1 billion dollars kept with FAKE NIGERIAN PASTORS
Some undisclosed amounts kept with the NIGER DELTA MILITANTS
ETC.

Pls add yours

odinese:
Miserabilli pezzi di merda

Figllio di puttana

Porco demiono

Cazzo!

Birbante

Luridi porcoporco

A fanabla!!!

quel est ton probleme monsieur. vous me ennui avec ton discours qui ressemble le discours des petit enfants qui est juste apprendre un langue.

Appareil:
Pardon, est- ce que il est francophone? Jamais!!

que vous dis n'est pas francaise du tout. je ne sais pas.

odinese:
.my name of in is an as in oasis aka kanaka bifida.

Caf fu in da mould collision siginda on top once cavaku linen of the obribrida up against agunda before it came upnin a seginda bulhndu of all ballistic polo yikitiki polpo half nij mi no kia weather they are vuu!.

Thank you.

Je ne comprendre pas que vous parle du tout. Je te prie que vous voudrai parle dans anglais, pas le lange jakajaka que vous avez utilise.

HOME TEACHERS URGENTLY NEEDED 1. English teacher(female) good in oral English. 2. Physics 3. Chemistry 4. Mathematics 5. Economics 6. Art courses Send your CV to ebiagmagazine@gmail.com

HOME TEACHERS URGENTLY NEEDED 1. English teacher(female) good in oral English. 2. Physics 3. Chemistry 4. Mathematics 5. Economics 6. Art courses Send your CV to ebiagmagazine@gmail.com

kropotkin2:
yes jona na d bigger thief him be

lol, na today u just dey see this thing?

Datanet:
the answer is still 6

minus sign is only impacted in a multiplication scenario.

like -3 * 3 = - 9

how when applying bodmas you only work with numbers next to the sign in question.

hope this helps.


quote author=otemanuduno post=36826385] YOUR TEACHER DID NOT TEACH YOU IN SCHOOL THAT YOU SHOULD NEVER LEAVE THE MINUS SIGN OUT WHILE CALCULATING? YOU SAID 12-3+3=12-6? CHAI! NA WA FOR YOU O. DO YOU REMEMBER THE SET THEORY? WE USE TO HAVE SOMETHING LIKE 12-x+x+10-x=universal set. why didnt u get 12-2x+10-x=22-3x at the left hand side? I tot u normly say -x cancels +x and then get 22-x as ur left side part of the equation. so tel me why ur -3 didnt cancl +3 in 12-3+3 you got?

HELPS ONLY THOSE WHO WANTS TO FAIL

Kutunban:
3+3*3-3+3=0

If you got 12 its wrong because

Multiplying 3*3 is a wrong step to solving equation above

What affects +3 must affect -3
Which implies
3+3(3-3)+3=0

Which is obviously wrong
So for duded with 12 calculators and mathematical apps ain't good for you.

Pls simplify this equation for me; x+3x-3+x where x=3. Pls collect all the like terms collectable before insertin d valu of x into the equation.

Datanet:
3 + 3 X 3 - 3 + 3

The answer is 6. Use BODMAS.

bracket of Division. multiplication. addition and substraction.

in tht order.

1. Division = No division in the equation so skip tht.

2. Multiplication = only multiply the numbers connected to it. that is 3 x 3. ignore the others.

therefore you have 3 + 9 - 3 + 3 left

3. Addition = now do only numbers connected to addition sign. tht is 3 + 9 and also 3 + 3

therefore you have 12 - 6 left

4. Subtraction = subtract numbers
12 - 6 = 6. qed

YOUR TEACHER DID NOT TEACH YOU IN SCHOOL THAT YOU SHOULD NEVER LEAVE THE MINUS SIGN OUT WHILE CALCULATING? YOU SAID 12-3+3=12-6? CHAI! NA WA FOR YOU O. DO YOU REMEMBER THE SET THEORY? WE USE TO HAVE SOMETHING LIKE 12-x+x+10-x=universal set. why didnt u get 12-2x+10-x=22-3x at the left hand side? I tot u normly say -x cancels +x and then get 22-x as ur left side part of the equation. so tel me why ur -3 didnt cancl +3 in 12-3+3 you got?

USING WURUWURU TO THE ANSWER, THE ANSWER IS 3+3+3+3 = 12

now, seriously speaking, you can agree with the law of commutativity that
3+3*3-3+3 = 3*3+3+3-3 = 9+6-3= 15-3= 12

The OP is a big olodo for thinking that 12 is not correct.

BETTER STILL, THE FG SHOULD PAY CORP MEMBERS 50K PER MONTH.

With Arsenal Pre-Season Ginger spiced
up with the arrival Petr Cech I thought of
nothing more than an EPL trophy hope
for them, but to my dismay, all I saw was
a 0-2 loss to West ham. At first, i thought
that livescore.com has a mirror in it which has laterally inverted the scoreline, but
when i checked nairaland and found the
score so, i knew it was the reality.
Anyway, things like these are not new to
Arsenal and Wenger. They don't perform
whenever you expect too much from them and vice versa.
Now Arsenal fans are clamouring for
Benzema. Anyway, it will be no surprise
when he arrives and become the FLOP
OF THE TEAM which I believe he will be.
He has not been too spectacular in Realmadrid, so I don't see him doing
more in doing more in Arsenal.
Realmadrid style of play is quite different
from Arsenal's style of play. Benzema
could get frustrated in Arsenal if the less
attack-minded midfielders of Arsenal plays too much with the ball at the
middle. I think Man City is better for

HMM

Buhari my daddy in the lord
Aisha my mummy in the lord
GEJ my stealing partner before I met the lord
Temitemi1 our supporter before I met the lord

The lord = the landlord , so don't get things confused here o