misspicy:

well i will like you to come preach that to my mum....

LOL, give me your house address, the next knock you will hear will be mine

Pervert..Is this how your mates ask women out??And do you really expect a sane girl to take you seriously with this your vulgar..smh!!

kYjelly2:


Pbae, am still wantin to lick ur yansh. ive not lost hope yet

misspicy:

well marriage is not a big deal when you can ignore the society and family buh if you cannot marriage completes a woman in d society atleast thats how most of us were brought up....

so d oda day i had an argument with mum n i told her am not gonna marry till am 30 she started crying and rejecting it that i must leave her house before am 26...kikiki an still in my early 20s n i plan to make it before marriage ....buh my mum will have nothing of it,so its up to me to make my dough before am 26 so as to avoid stories that touch d hrt eg...titi has 2 kids now,shola is getting married in two weeks etc

I am not of any opposing idea on what you think is the big fuss about marriage to most women, but really it shouldn't be a yard stick to measure any woman and it shouldn't be the apex of every woman's life unless they so chose it to be... Good you have your dreams of making your "dough" before you marry and my little advice is based on you being in your early 20a and not yet a millionaire, maybe you should focus on studies and build a good career path for yourself, that way you can get married and be making your "dough" too... peace

Nice 0ne. .
Hmmnn....he better not try this at my job, don't wanna be seen as vulnerable. Lai lai

shrimati:
LOL, give me your house address, the next knock you will hear will be mine

but i live in MARS...can you come?

kYjelly2:


hiaaaaaaan! I can neva stop quoted you

am a man, an u are a woman, so how will a man stop being a part of a woman

am a man, an u are a woman, man are attracted to woman

am a man, an u are a woman, so y will i stop chase u

bae, the thing is that, am a man an u are a woman, we are opposite an opposite attract like two magnet

so, in essence, am a man

u are a woman

i cant stop quote u cus am a man an u are a woman

unless u stop being a woman an i a man, but untill then

am a man an u are a woman, so

Lmaooo This is crazy

You are not a man, you are a Lubricant used in Clinics and in the bedroom during Fu

Leave the lady alone, she does not need lubrication.

DDoubleUps:
I am not of any opposing idea on what you think is the big fuss about marriage to most women, but really it shouldn't be a yard stick to measure any woman and it shouldn't be the apex of every woman's life unless they so chose it to be... Good you have your dreams of making your "dough" before you marry and my little advice is based on you being in your early 20a and not yet a millionaire, maybe you should focus on studies and build a good career path for yourself, that way you can get married and be making your "dough" too... peace

well that is d situation most women find themselves and please note that it is easy to.say ignore the society than to actually ignore them...

shalom

donTbone:

...how this news take buy me a bottle of beer for bar?

maryhaam:
hmmmm so you are waiting for my money.

Lol.

If u gimme I go collect.
All join

Lol.. Na only bad ideas dey your mind so?

Owliver:
your plan wont work. am wiser. how about setting our(my) kitchen on fire and after the whole neighbourhood comes to help quench it then baaaaaaiiimmm!!! i pop the ring out. you like?

#WICKED!

Nuellah02:
Lol.. Na only bad ideas dey your mind so?#WICKED!

am a loving guy and also a bad guy. only you determine which is unleashed.

Mtchewww, proposal go soon give one girl heart attack one day.

Omotayor123:

If you're thinking of proposing to me like that, hot slap awaits you

Mean girls

maryhaam:
hmmmm so you are waiting for my money.

Kim kardashian n Beyonce dey spend money for dir guys- u sef fit enter dir league

[quote author=kYjelly2 post=39381959]

hiaaaaaaan! I can neva stop quoted you

am a man, an u are a woman, so how will a man stop being a part of a woman

am a man, an u are a woman, man are attracted to woman

am a man, an u are a woman, so y will i stop chase u

bae, the thing is that, am a man an u are a woman, we are opposite an opposite attract like two magnet

so, in essence, am a man

u are a woman

i cant stop quote u cus am a man an u are a woman

unless u stopogbeni no be byforce...u jst need to be a gentleman

kYjelly2:


hiaaaaaaan! I can neva stop quoted you

am a man, an u are a woman, so how will a man stop being a part of a woman

am a man, an u are a woman, man are attracted to woman

am a man, an u are a woman, so y will i stop chase u

bae, the thing is that, am a man an u are a woman, we are opposite an opposite attract like two magnet

so, in essence, am a man

u are a woman

i cant stop quote u cus am a man an u are a woman

unless u stop being a woman an i a man, but untill then

am a man an u are a woman, so

LWKMD. Guy you are too funnyyyyyy

kYjelly2:


hiaaaaaaan! I can neva stop quoted you

am a man, an u are a woman, so how will a man stop being a part of a woman

am a man, an u are a woman, man are attracted to woman

am a man, an u are a woman, so y will i stop chase u

bae, the thing is that, am a man an u are a woman, we are opposite an opposite attract like two magnet

so, in essence, am a man

u are a woman

i cant stop quote u cus am a man an u are a woman

unless u stop being a woman an i a man, but untill then

am a man an u are a woman, so

bro you are really funny eh.

Ayjos10:
Been plannig my own for sometime now......I tried proposing to shalewa last week.She was fixing the bulb in the living room when I knelt down and 'Shalewa will u marry me??'.....She was dumbfolded and the next minute she released her grip on the bulb she was fixing...phuaaaaahhhh!!!The blood from my head was enough to fill a bucket..

Make I hear say laff no wan kill me die when I read this post. Sharpaly I gat log in from guest mode to post this. Comedians anywhere u go in Naija

eyah...

Kelklein:
It's what it is.. a highlight. like this: [highlight] your text [/highlight ]

note: that space before the last bracket is deliberate so that it won't highlight this text..don't put the space..

aite man, thanx.

misspicy:
from church to office to water proposal....whatsup with this proposal something no be to marry each other?...btw i wonder why dey be forming suprised like they never expected him to propose

bit*ch mode fits u

kYjelly2:


hiaaaaaaan! I can neva stop quoted you

am a man, an u are a woman, so how will a man stop being a part of a woman

am a man, an u are a woman, man are attracted to woman

am a man, an u are a woman, so y will i stop chase u

bae, the thing is that, am a man an u are a woman, we are opposite an opposite attract like two magnet

so, in essence, am a man

u are a woman

i cant stop quote u cus am a man an u are a woman

unless u stop being a woman an i a man, but untill then

am a man an u are a woman, so

This cracked me up.... Na by force

kYjelly2:


hiaaaaaaan! I can neva stop quoted you

am a man, an u are a woman, so how will a man stop being a part of a woman

am a man, an u are a woman, man are attracted to woman

am a man, an u are a woman, so y will i stop chase u

bae, the thing is that, am a man an u are a woman, we are opposite an opposite attract like two magnet

so, in essence, am a man

u are a woman

i cant stop quote u cus am a man an u are a woman

unless u stop being a woman an i a man, but untill then

am a man an u are a woman, so

Hahahahahahhahaha...now dis is some crazy guy

fexyrich:
Pervert..Is this how your mates ask women out??And do you really expect a sane girl to take you seriously with this your vulgar..smh!!

Calm down..am sure he wz joking

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kYjelly2:


hiaaaaaaan! I can neva stop quoted you

am a man, an u are a woman, so how will a man stop being a part of a woman

am a man, an u are a woman, man are attracted to woman

am a man, an u are a woman, so y will i stop chase u

bae, the thing is that, am a man an u are a woman, we are opposite an opposite attract like two magnet

so, in essence, am a man

u are a woman

i cant stop quote u cus am a man an u are a woman

unless u stop being a woman an i a man, but untill then

am a man an u are a woman, so

Lmao! Boss you get craze o olorun!

Yea, this is Kaymu's office in Yaba...

Ayjos10:
Been plannig my own for sometime now......I tried proposing to shalewa last week.She was fixing the bulb in the living room when I knelt down and 'Shalewa will u marry me??'.....She was dumbfolded and the next minute she released her grip on the bulb she was fixing...phuaaaaahhhh!!!The blood from my head was enough to fill a bucket..

U can lie

Ayjos10:
Been plannig my own for sometime now......I tried proposing to shalewa last week.She was fixing the bulb in the living room when I knelt down and 'Shalewa will u marry me??'.....She was dumbfolded and the next minute she released her grip on the bulb she was fixing...phuaaaaahhhh!!!The blood from my head was enough to fill a bucket..

if this came from you, then u are damnnn funny! Kpele oo

kYjelly2:


hiaaaaaaan! I can neva stop quoted you

am a man, an u are a woman, so how will a man stop being a part of a woman

am a man, an u are a woman, man are attracted to woman

am a man, an u are a woman, so y will i stop chase u

bae, the thing is that, am a man an u are a woman, we are opposite an opposite attract like two magnet

so, in essence, am a man

u are a woman

i cant stop quote u cus am a man an u are a woman

unless u stop being a woman an i a man, but untill then

am a man an u are a woman, so

quote and follow to the peak. my Daddy.

Cutehector:
Proposal is so dry.. I wonder why she is even closing her eyes..

cant wait to read how he did yours .... jealousy