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Jokes Etc › Drinking Urine Is The Cure For Ebola by otemanuduno(op): 12:06pm On Aug 08, 2014
Putting salt in water cannot really cure Ebola because of the lack of urea in it. Actually, the combination of Urea+Water+Salt is the only solution that can cure Ebola, because UREA has the capability of incapacitating any virus that comes its way.

This is a true cure for Ebola according to a popular female Doctor, Mrs Adejoke(I dey Joke) who is based in the US.

THEREFORE, EVERYONE SHOULD FORGET ABOUT WHAT ADESEWA OF JIBOWU SAID cheesy AND DO THIS ONE.

grin grin cheesy

Don't Joke With EBOLA. IT KILLS.
Health › Re: Lady Who Started The Salt & Water Ebola Cure Rumour Comes Out, Tenders Apology by otemanuduno: 12:00pm On Aug 08, 2014
SalC: Is this true? So who also started the idea of robbing kerosine after bathing with the salt water?
She's still d one nah. She started all the whole rumours about EBOLA grin
Health › Re: I Started The Saltwater Ebola Cure Rumor I Truely Am Sorry by otemanuduno: 11:56am On Aug 08, 2014
Small time now we will start hearing the rumour that the person who started the EBOLA VIRUS RUMOUR is now infected with the EBOLA VIRUS. that one will claim that she is Funke, the best friend of Adesewa who started the rumour. Mtcheeew undecided
Literature › Re: Everybody Is A Genius- A US Based Story by otemanuduno: 12:04pm On Jan 10, 2014
Timcy2: Closes eyes 4 prayers "bless us o lord, and dis ...................." opens eyes no breakfast yet. Crying ;-(;-(;-(;-(
give us brunch Sammy
Literature › Re: What Is The Best Story You Have Read On Nairaland? by otemanuduno: 11:58am On Jan 10, 2014
[quote author=geoworld_edu]"Everybody Is A Genius" is the best. you become superglued to it as soon as u enta d thread...by Sammy Hoe...[/quote]Seconded...but I would also want to add "Hope and The Island of Greatness" also written by Sammy Hoe. Geoworld_ edu have you also read that? I can't say which of them is better after reading them.
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Sports › Re: Who Will Win A Fight Between A Boxer And A Wrestler. by otemanuduno: 9:25pm On Jan 06, 2014
spice123: I laugh very hard at all your comments. A boxer is only trained to use only his hands to fight, but a wrestler is trained to use his entire body to fight: his head, hands, feet. A single DDT of a wrestler will put out a boxer for at least 6 months.
Nor bring that one o. Some boxers dey do undercover kung fu training nowadays o in case of necessity
Sports › Re: Who Will Win A Fight Between A Boxer And A Wrestler. by otemanuduno: 9:22pm On Jan 06, 2014
U didnt specify the type of fight they should fight. Well...if it is boxing, boxer will win and for sure wrestler will win boxer in wresting, but if it is anyhow then it is impossible to know because some wrestlers can kick and do enough freestyle like shawn michael. The answer is very difficult jare.
Sports › Re: “I Would Have Committed Suicide If I Joined Manchester United” – Rossi by otemanuduno: 9:17pm On Jan 06, 2014
lomprico: Whenever I raise this Moyes iSsue with any non man u fan ur reply is wat I get! And I know why, u are all enjoing man u dismal performances and don't want it to stop so dats why u are all supporting moyes even more than d man u fans. But its just for a short while we will bounce back stronger than before. GGMU!
Pls Moyes stay in Man utd and accomplish your mission jaře. I love you Moyes.
Sports › Man United Often Place Below Chelsea Whenever Mourinho Is Around-why? by otemanuduno(op): 9:12pm On Jan 06, 2014
Why Does Manchester United Often Place Below Chelsea Whenever Mourinho Is Around?

What do you think? Is mourinho very special or is it that manchester united is afraid of him? Air your view.
Sports › Re: Manchester United Have Reportedly Reached An Agreement To Sign Koke by otemanuduno: 8:58pm On Jan 06, 2014
Even if they like they should buy fanta, all i know is that moyes is here to také them to their 'promised land' of seventh position on EPL table.
Sports › Re: Fa Cup .manchester United 1-2 Swansea City. Final Score by otemanuduno: 4:10am On Jan 06, 2014
Quotable quotes by Man utd fans

Before Moyes's arrival

Baba goes, baba comes--Decapo
Let's say Yes to Moyes
Fergie made the right choice
With Moyes all things are possible
With Moyes on our side Barca is in trouble
Another Sir has come
Treble is our birthright

After winning first match of the season
Chelsea, beware
Man city, to be forewarn is to be 4-1
Seismic signal: premiership is in trouble

After losing to Liverpool and others
Ugly man(Moyes)
He don come spoil record, etc
SAF should be blamed, not Moyes

After coming back to fifth
Devil returns
Where dem dey?
Back to winning ways

Now, after falling to rise no more
Moyes is a novice
The worst coach ever
Monkey faced
Mission accomplished: to place Everton above us
Moyes should be blamed not SAF tongue

I love this cycle
Sports › Re: Manchester United Vs Tottenham By 6pm Today by otemanuduno(op): 8:25pm On Jan 01, 2014
record broken. Tottenham won man utd at home since 1979
Sports › Re: Manchester United Vs Tottenham By 6pm Today by otemanuduno(op): 8:01pm On Jan 01, 2014
man utd winning possession
Sports › Re: Manchester United Vs Tottenham By 6pm Today by otemanuduno(op): 7:56pm On Jan 01, 2014
Man utd 1 vs 2 Tottenham
Sports › Re: Manchester United Vs Tottenham By 6pm Today by otemanuduno(op): 7:55pm On Jan 01, 2014
Man utd embarassed vs 2 Tottenham
Sports › Re: Manchester United Vs Tottenham By 6pm Today by otemanuduno(op): 7:44pm On Jan 01, 2014
The match is boring
Sports › Re: Manchester United Vs Tottenham By 6pm Today by otemanuduno(op): 7:39pm On Jan 01, 2014
Welbeck almost scored
Sports › Re: Manchester United Vs Tottenham By 6pm Today by otemanuduno(op): 7:39pm On Jan 01, 2014
joseff14: United will come back, am sure.
come back ko, come back ni...mtchew
Sports › Re: Manchester United Vs Tottenham By 6pm Today by otemanuduno(op): 7:38pm On Jan 01, 2014
Corner kick for man utd
Sports › Re: Manchester United Vs Tottenham By 6pm Today by otemanuduno(op): 7:37pm On Jan 01, 2014
Man utd winning ball possessions
Sports › Re: Manchester United Vs Tottenham By 6pm Today by otemanuduno(op): 7:34pm On Jan 01, 2014
One more goal for Tottenham. We must win this one o
Sports › FA Cup Third Round Fixtures by otemanuduno(op): 6:06am On Jan 01, 2014
FA Cup Fixtures

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Saturday 4th January 2014
The FA Cup with Budweiser - Second Round
Show last 5 matches and coverage Fixture Kick-off Status


Crawley V Bristol Rovers
15:00 Preview Crawley Vs Bristol Rovers
The FA Cup with Budweiser - Third Round
Show last 5 matches and coverage Fixture Kick-off Status


Blackburn V Man City
12:45


Aston Villa V Sheff Utd
15:00


Barnsley V Coventry
15:00


Bolton V Blackpool
15:00


Bournemouth V Burton
15:00


Brighton V Reading
15:00


Bristol City V Watford
15:00


Charlton V Oxford Utd
15:00


Doncaster V Stevenage
15:00


Everton V QPR
15:00


Grimsby V Huddersfield
15:00


Ipswich V Preston
15:00


Kidderminster V Peterborough
15:00


Macclesfield V Sheff Wed
15:00


Middlesbrough V Hull
15:00


Newcastle V Cardiff
15:00


Norwich V Fulham
15:00


Rochdale V Leeds
15:00


Southampton V Burnley
15:00


Southend V Millwall
15:00


Stoke V Leicester
15:00


West Brom V Crystal Palace
15:00


Wigan V MK Dons
15:00


Yeovil V Leyton Orient
15:00


Arsenal V Tottenham
17:15
Sunday 5th January 2014
The FA Cup with Budweiser - Third Round
Show last 5 matches and coverage Fixture Kick-off Status


Nottm Forest V West Ham
12:00


Sunderland V Carlisle
14:00


Derby V Chelsea
14:15


Liverpool V Oldham
15:00


Port Vale V Plymouth
15:00


Man Utd V Swansea
16:30
Sports › Manchester United Vs Tottenham By 6pm Today by otemanuduno(op): 5:51am On Jan 01, 2014
Manchester United vs Tottenham, who go win?
My prediction is:
Manchester Utd grin vs 2 Tottenham Hotspur
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Stoke City Vs Manchester United: Capital One Cup (0 - 2) On 18th Dec 2013 by otemanuduno: 9:14pm On Dec 18, 2013
Stoke city is where u go to get strokes of cane... GGSC
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Stoke City Vs Manchester United: Capital One Cup (0 - 2) On 18th Dec 2013 by otemanuduno: 8:38pm On Dec 18, 2013
ayusco85: Abeg shift make i see road
Road to defeat abi? I don shift smiley
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Arsenal - (6 - 3) On 14th December 2013 by otemanuduno: 8:33pm On Dec 18, 2013
Soso990240: After d match,Arsenal fans will be like 'we are still on top wit 2points'.quote me later.
Prophet Soso...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Arsenal - (6 - 3) On 14th December 2013 by otemanuduno: 8:30pm On Dec 18, 2013
maishot: All those advocating for our doom has completely lost it,
Either i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ the world of football or
i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ life.


No team like Arsenal. We make the world go round. grin


So let me make a toast to all gunner fans.
We are the league champions, no shaking.

#lifts the glass cup#


Hip! Hip!! Hip!!!...
E beta say na glass u lift, no be trophy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Stoke City Vs Manchester United: Capital One Cup (0 - 2) On 18th Dec 2013 by otemanuduno: 7:59pm On Dec 18, 2013
ayusco85: Man united for life. We are winning today. Can i get 50 likes from true and proud man united fans who believe we are going to win stoke today night.
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Computers › Re: How To Reduce Etisalat Browsing Speed? by otemanuduno: 7:54pm On Dec 18, 2013
Very easy...port to rural area where etibaba network fluctuates
Sports › Re: EPL: Mancity Vs Arsenal 14th Dec,2013 by otemanuduno: 2:03am On Dec 13, 2013
My prediction:

Man city 3 vs 1 Arsenal
Sports › Re: Ahmed Musa: "My Friends In Nigeria Call Me Cristiano Ronaldo" by otemanuduno: 2:01am On Dec 13, 2013
Dat one small...what about Ideye comparing imself to Thiery Henry?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Aston Villa Vs Manchester United (0 - 3) On 15th December 2013 by otemanuduno: 1:54am On Dec 13, 2013
sureteeboy: Man utd will trash Aston Villa, hit. LIKE
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Which one I go choose o huh

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