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Man utd Road to UCL final

Second Round
Man utd 1vs O Galatasaray:
Galatasaray 1 vs 3 Man utd. Man utd goes thru

Q/final
Man utd 2 vs 1 Dortmund
Dortmund 1 vs 1 Man utd

Semi final
Man utd 3 vs 3 Barca
Barca 4 vs 4 Man utd. Man utd goes thru

Final

Man utd 1 vs 0 Bayern Munich
Man utd lifts the TROPHY!!!
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. But, lo and behold, ...it was a dream...

Story continuation...

Final score prediction

Aston villa 1 vs Man utd

frank pessu: Ma joy is seeing man u lose every single game dey play........ Moyes u r d man......

U be my man

sureteeboy: Man utd will trash Aston Villa, hit. LIKE

Like






Irony things.

Arcsniper: Just passing by...

My guy wait nd watch

Clifford orji things...eating man till death do them part...civilization indee

Assistant coach: Oga moyes, dis our next match go get k leg o.
Moyes: why u say so?

Asst Coach: Welbeck and Kagawa don get injury o...and valencia sef.

Moyes: mo gbe!!! Who go kon help us do d ruin now?(thinking)

Asst coach: baba u funny o. We go use dem like that nah!!!

Moyes: (shouts)correct!!! Guy, U b my real real

Theology teacher: what will happen if u put Goliath in charge of David?

Student: Goliath will fall.

Theology Teacher : That's the problem with Man utd currently.

Fergie: I just finished calling Webb now and he says he's ready to help.

Moyes: for how much?

Fergie: 30 million pounds.

Moyes: chai! For I match? E too cost abeg!!!

Fergie: see dis mumu o. Na so i dey pay per match na!! Wetin u fink say I pay wey make us equalize chelsea's 3:0 last 2 seasons? U know how much d two penalties cost? Abi na last season own u wan tok, wey clattenberg put hin life for line make we win. Liverpool sef here am 4 dia 1st match sef. Time wld fail me to tok of aston villa, newcastle, southampton, etc.

Moyes: e don do baba...the money too much and i nor fit pay jare...(Cuts the call)
Dis yeye man sef...e no wan make I accomplish d tin wey my oga at d top send me kon accomplice for man utd...to destroy d work of d devil.

Fergie: ol boy wetin dey worri u nah?

Moyes: as per wetin?

Fergie: Why u kon dey play unbeaten for champe and unwinning for Epl nah?

Moyes: baba, Epl na no go area now o. Top 4 don hot now o.

Fergie: but u still fit make top 4 nah!!!

Moyes: baba, no be so o. Arsenal nor go gree allow me sidon 4 fourth and Tottenham sef go occupy europa hotseat. So... Baba me don get alterrnative plan o.

Fergie: wetin?

Moyes: to carry champe kon use am také go europa.

Fergie: (laughing) for ya title block mind.

Pre match interview btw Man utd and N/castle
Journalist: what do u think of the match today. Who carries the day?

Moyes: (provoked) I be God?

Journalist: but at least you can guess.

Moyes: (smiling) well...if my pple play to my instruction I guess N/castle will carry da day.

English Teacher: Who can give us a sentence and it's figure of speech?

Student: I

Teacher: ride on

Student: Man u can win da UCL I'm sure.

Teacher: What figure of speech is that?

Student: Irony

Oh Man utd, can you make it to next season champe through d shortcut? Of course u guys aint making da top 4 dis season(therefore go on, win da champe...Up Man Utd--Irony)

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lo ;Dl lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol...Newcastle do durungu ambama for dem, den wan cry. aaaal izzzzz weeeel man utd. Take heart

Ote man u ma dun o

gooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllll

Man utd vs Newcastle 1

Decapo: Up man.utd in advance

later e go turn to down man utd in arrears...

Decapo: Wait let us score 1st then I'll have ur time

I pray we nor go wait foreva o

jimmy4x: E go better for your generation

Amen o

Halftime
Mancheater utd vs Newcastle utd

Mancheater never score?

just checking...

Devil must lose, especially Red devils....
Therefore:
I decree today, red devil FALL!! FAALLLL!!!
FAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!
fall down the table of achievement (Premiership Table) made for people aiming for the Blues of the sky this SEASON. Bottomless pit is your home, thou Lucifer(Losing fowl) therefore I decree, be thou RELEGATED to the Bottomless pit (Division 2) where those who have potlike mouth(Port mouth) went and never returned.
Go down, down, down, o Lucifer(Losing Fowl) and sink like a man lost in the forest ( Nottingham Forest).

Though thy beginning was glorious o Lucifer(Losing Fowl; Red Devil) yet your end has come and you shall rise no more. You are just roaming the earth(League Table) seeking whom you'll devour(Win) but there's not going to be one except A Sinner( Arsenal) who pretentiously made himself our Oga at the Top but will soon scramble for fourth(Play off position) on the judgment day(May 11, 2014).


O Lucifer(Losing fowl) this is just the beginning of your fall...
Oya, continue to faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll......
Ameeeeeennnn!!!!

Curse and abuse if you are a fan of Devil but like if you are a child of God

I have a wonderful dirge for them...I dey come..

I bought my android phone for 13,800. e cheap die, yet e beta pass bold 5

by ote man u dun o: 12:59am
Devil must lose, especially Red devils....
Therefore:
I decree today, red devil FALL!! FAALLLL!!!
FAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!
fall down the table of achievement (Premiership Table) made for people aiming for the Blues of the sky this SEASON. Bottomless pit is your home, thou Lucifer(Losing foul) therefore I decree, be thou RELEGATED to the Bottomless pit (Division 2) where those who have potlike mouth(Port mouth) went and never returned.
Go down, down, down, o Lucifer(Losing Foul) and sink like a man lost in the forest ( Nottingham Forest).

Though thy beginning was glorious o Lucifer(Losing Foul; Red Devil) yet your end has come and you shall rise no more. You are just roaming the earth(League Table) seeking whom you'll devour(Win) but there's not going to be one except A Sinner( Arsenal) who pretentiously made themselves our Oga at the Top but will soon scramble for fourth(Play off position) on the judgment day(May 11, 2014).


O Lucifer(Losing fowl) this is just the beginning of your fall...
Oya, continue to faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll......
Ameeeeeennnn!!!!

Devil must lose, especially Red devils....
Therefore:
I decree today, red devil FALL!! FAALLLL!!!
FAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!
fall down the table of achievement (Premiership Table) made for people aiming for the Blues of the sky this SEASON. Bottomless pit is your home, thou Lucifer(Losing fowl) therefore I decree, be thou RELEGATED to the Bottomless pit (Division 2) where those who have potlike mouth(Port mouth) went and never returned.
Go down, down, down, o Lucifer(Losing Fowl) and sink like a man lost in the forest ( Nottingham Forest).

Though thy beginning was glorious o Lucifer(Losing Fowl; Red Devil) yet your end has come and you shall rise no more. You are just roaming the earth(League Table) seeking whom you'll devour(Win) but there's not going to be one except A Sinner( Arsenal) who pretentiously made themselves our Oga at the Top but will soon scramble for fourth(Play off position) on the judgment day(May 11, 2014).


O Lucifer(Losing fowl) this is just the beginning of your fall...
Oya, continue to faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll......
Ameeeeeennnn!!!!

Devil must lose, especially Red devils....
Therefore:
I decree today, red devil FALL!! FAALLLL!!!
FAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!
fall down the table of achievement (Premiership Table) made for people aiming for the Blues of the sky this SEASON. Bottomless pit is your home, thou Lucifer(Losing foul) therefore I decree, be thou RELEGATED to the Bottomless pit (Division 2) where those who have potlike mouth(Port mouth) went and never returned.
Go down, down, down, o Lucifer(Losing Foul) and sink like a man lost in the forest ( Nottingham Forest).

Though thy beginning was glorious o Lucifer(Losing Foul; Red Devil) yet your end has come and you shall rise no more. You are just roaming the earth(League Table) seeking whom you'll devour(Win) but there's not going to be one except A Sinner( Arsenal) who pretentiously made themselves our Oga at the Top but will soon scramble for fourth(Play off position) on the judgment day(May 11, 2014).


O Lucifer(Losing fowl) this is just the beginning of your fall...
Oya, continue to faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll......
Ameeeeeennnn!!!!

Teenuolah: 90's feels just like yesterday. *memory lane*

yesterday did not feel like 90's jare *I disagree with you on this*