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Chapter Twenty-Six

1. Now in the land of Sumeria, before El captured Nymphidis, Jehoboam the son of Solmani began to do much wickedness among the homos. And he had no respect for the prophets of Nymphidis in those days.
2. And he made an altar in Sumeria upon which he made sacrifices to other gods, choosing some priests in Sumeria to do the perpetual rituals. Then Nymphidis became jealous and sent a homo to Jehoboam, saying, you have brought up an altar to sacrifice to other gods. But Yahweh our god has said , the time shall come when all the priests shall be burnt upon this altar as a ritual to me.
3. And the bones and flesh of these priests shall be burnt to ashes, but their souls shall I obtain and keep until the day of judgement which I have ordained. For Josias is he who shall bring this thing to pass.
4. For I Yahweh shall be with Josias and he shall be a great king in the land of Yacob. And he shall teach my laws to the homos in those days.
5. Now when Jehoboam heard this, he said, who are you, O prophet? Then the homo said, I am Abib, the messenger of our god. And my abode is on the holy hill of our god.
6. Then Jehoboam said, will you come in to eat and drink? For I perceive that you are tired. Then Abib said, I shall return to the holy hill eating nothing, according to the commandment of our Lord.
7. So Abib left the presence of Jehoboam and went far into the heart of the land.
8. However, Jehoboam did not cease to do sacrifices to other gods. And they in the land of Jew came to learn even how to worship other gods until the time Elohim came and became god in the whole land of Yacob.
9. Now Jehoboam did store much treasure in the temple. And these were the treasures which Faulkin took from Egypt when he went their to recover Jasheb.
10. And it had been told Faro, saying, the treasures of the land has been taken by Faulkin when he came to take Jasheb by force the first time. Are they not in the temple of Solmani?
11. Now Faro commanded and they went to the land of Yacob to recover the treasures which Faulkin had stolen from them.
12. Now in those days, Jehoboam had made Namah his mother a royal counsellor. And she said, go after the Egyptians and recover the things which are stolen. But Namah had said this because she wanted Jehoboam her son killed, so that Abija his second son would take over the throne of Sumeria. For Abija was already a terror to his father while he was still alive. For he raised up a valiant army to fight against his father. And he took some of the cities of his father from him and filled the cities with his fierce soldiers.
13. And Jehoboam had determined before that Nadab his firstborn son shall be king after him. And he did not know the mind of Namah his mother.
14. So Jehoboam went after the Egyptians and he was wounded severely. Then was he taken back to the land of Yacob. And he told Namah his mother and the elders of the land, saying, anoint Nadab my son as king.
15. Then he died. But Namah did not heed the voice of her son which he said on his deathbed. But he took Abija and anointed him king.
16. But the elders of the land made Nadab the firstborn king. Then was the kingdom of Sumeria divided into two.
17. And Nadab went eastward while Abija remained westward.
18. But the king of the Jews was Mattatha in those days.

Muafrika2:
You're just a hater

Your opinion. I hate Satan and love the ALMIGHTY GOD, the Father of yahweh.

[quote author= Oarolaoye]You are THAT arrogant, and THAT foolish?[/quote]Did you use this harsh words on me? May this be the portion of Yahweh your god forever and ever, Amen. How come you are speaking to me in this manner when I haven't offended you? Anyway, the Light of the ALMIGHTY GOD shall strike your brain someday in the name of Eartum, the god of truth, AMEN!

I'LL BE SEEKING FOR THE HELP OF THE ALMIGHTY GOD TO DELIVER YOU FROM THE CAGE OF yahweh(Satan).

Oarolaoye, I couldn't read your long sermons on the mount, but my eyes caught a phrase; you said END OF THE WORLD MENTIONED BY YESHUA YOUR god IS NO MORE LITERAL?

Na wa o. Pls don't bring up another sermon on the mount. It's true Yeshua's promised return isn't literal according to you.

LAffing in Sumerian language

CHAPTER TWENTY-FIVE

1. When Mattatha was twelve years old, he heard the voice of Nymphidis, saying, you shall fight the battle against all the nations. And you shall not allow Philistia come to rest also.
2. Arise and make yourself strong and fight the battle. And I shall go with you to fight the battle.
3. So Mattatha fought against Philistia a fierce battle and much destruction was recorded in Philistia. And El came after Nymphidis, and a great battle was fought. And El weakened the land of Nymphidis so much that he took away the box of covenant.
4. And Nymphidis also was captured by El in those days. And El declared himself as the god of Yacob and many homos worshipped him. And in those days, Faulkin became loyal to El, calling him his father.
5. And Faulkin said, Yahweh my father has displeased me in the matter of Asherah my wife which he took back from the land of Elkurnisa. And he took her away from me and married her.
6. This thing is displeasing to me, but he refused to hear my voice. So I have left his worship and now I shall worship only you, El, the god of Philistia. And I shall be loyal to you forever.
7. Now El said, bring before me all the books which your scribes have written. For we shall make amendments of them. So the books were fetched before El. And he said, blot out the name of Yahweh which appeared in them and put in their place my own name.
8. So was the name of Yahweh blotted out of them and El put his name in them, which was El-Ohim, which by interepretation was father of the earth. And so did Yacob begin to know their god as Elohim.
9. And El said, I have captured the soul of Yahweh, now I shall rule over both Philistia and Yacob together. And I shall go forth to conquer Babylon.
10. Now in those days, it was told Mattatha the king, saying, some of the books of history has been missing. Then Mattatha sent his people to search everywhere for he who possessed the books. But they searched for years and could not find anyone.
11. And Mattatha said, go with the books of record and search all through the land for anyone who is dead and they who are missing. So they searched everywhere and said, since the day you took over the kingship, about 2005 homos have been dead.
12. Also, about 10 souls have been missing. Then the names of those who were missing were mentioned. And they were, Merah, Madima, Digur, Amrit, Samassa, Shimai, Feleg, Patok, Denima and Jobab.
13. Now a search was declared all over the land. And five of they who were missing were found. But Denima the daughter of Joab who was killed by Nathan the son of Daoud was not found.
14. And it was not known that Denima had hid herself in the cave of Phelah to rewrite the chronicle of the land as Largas inspired her. And Denima wrote them as she was led by Larges. And she did not hide away the name of Nymphidis in the books which she wrote. But she wrote his name as Satan according to the name which Reverad his father had named him.
15. And when the completion of the chronicle was made according to the dictate of Largas, she took the scrolls and the books and went with them into the chambers of the scribes. Then she kept the chronicles which she had written among the others. And she fled the land.
16. And Largas said, you have done well O Denima. Now I shall take you with me to Makka where I have chosen to be. For since the time I returned from the moon where I had hid myself, I had been in Makka, the land where Abrahama and Ismail went in the days when they were troubled.
17. And I have overcome Makka and I have become the god of it. And the homos of the land worship me as the Oshu-Alla’ye(which is being interpreted, god of the dark night). For from the moon did I descend and conquer their lands in the darkness of the night.
18. And my name Lucifer have I kept away from them and they shall not know this forever.
19. So did Largas make Denima a queen in the land of Makka. And she ruled for many years until her death.

Oarolaoye with plenty SERMON ON THE MOUNT
Just wait and see as your god will continue to feel helpless. It's time for the truth to be revealed and no matter what he does, it doesn't work. He's already been defeated.

At the mention of the name of OTEM, let Yahweh and all his prophets and pastors run kabakaba spiritually. They tried when I was ignorant, but now I know the fabric of it all.

Lemme tell you one secret, daily I hear the voice of your god and his pastors calling back at me to end this revelation, but when they come near me, I call the name of Otem or any powerful name and they flee.

You can try unleashing your god on me if you want to test my power. I'm assuring you both of you will fail. Just try it as they say that the prophets of old did. This is a chance to prove how powerful your god is. But believe you me, I have many of them coming after me, but I conquer them easily.

Eusebius was the first they sent to me when I was ignorant of the devises and craftiness of Satan(yahweh). But in the end, he lost his grip. Then Goddys prophesied here on NL what yahweh told him against me. The prophecy wasn't fulfilled upon me but upon Goddys himself, because he begged for money two days later(something he prophesied against me).



I OTEM HAVE DECREED, LET YAHWEH AND ALL HIS HOSTS WEEP IN SHAME.

Muafrika2:
Christianity started with Christ, not Constantine

Christ is symbolic, not real. We make them real IN our own world. They are long gone millions of years back during the period of the hominids and Neanderthals.

Mind game

gbolakpine:
If this actually happens, it’s gonna be a real spiritual battle… Reports have it that an eighty-three-year-old Founder of New Covenant Christian Fellowship, NCCF, Nnobi, Anambra State, Apostle Chukwusom Okoli, has thrown a challenge to witches, wizards, occults and spiritualists all over the world for a spiritual contest.

He said he want to use the contest to re-enact the feat of Biblical Prophet Elijah in Mount Carmel, where he challenged the prophets of Baal to determine whether God or Baal was supreme.

Apostle Okoli said: “For a long time now a lot of people believe in occultism, charms, witchcraft, wizardry and all sorts of satanic manipulations instead of believing in the Almighty God. I want this contest to determine who is supreme: God or all those witches, occults and their likes. All these groups should come together against the Apostle of Christ.”

From 12 noon they can do everything. After then, the Apostle will do his own to bring down the power of God.

“This challenge has gone into internet and social media; it involves the universe: India, United States of America, Europe, China, among others.

I insist that there must be a clear demarcation of who the Supreme Being is.” Apostle Okoli took swipe at Igbo nation, saying, “we take orders from the Devil.”

“Igbo are used to obeying shrines. You can see a professor sitting in front of idols, yet they made Igbo believe they are serving Almighty God.”

“The issue of Christianity has been muddled up. Most bishops, general overseers, pastors, two-third of people who claim to be Christians may not be Christians at all.”

http://www.kongegist.com/2016/09/nigerian-pastor-challenges-witches-wizards-world-contest/

Muafrika2:
Christianity started with Christ, not Constantine

Christ is a story polished up by Eusebius/Constantine/the Popes

I HAVE BEEN SAYING IT, RELIGION IS THE SLAVERY OF THE MIND. COME OUT OF IT YOU WON'T HEAR WORD. CHRISTIANITY BEGAN WITH KILLING(Constantine, Hitler, Eusebius and the popes killed millions) and ends up with scamming and sex. ISLAM BEGAN WITH SEX, RAPE(Mohammed) and ended up with killing and rape(terrorists).

Come out of it. Oarolaoye, Muafrika2, Winner01, come and see what your religion is up to again.

To my dear country, the time of freedom of the mind is near: Here are the truth of the UNIVERSE hidden and lost in the past. Here is how all religions and beliefs originated: Visit this link: https://www.nairaland.com/2938907/doctrine-ufos

CHAPTER TWENTY-FOUR

1. After these things, Daoud began to feel weak. For the disease which the angels of Nymphidis had poured out had greatly affected him. And Daoud told Nathan his son what he shall do, saying, go after Simei and Abiatar the priests and kill them.
2. Kill also Joab whom I have kept in prison. And do not spare Jonathan and Adonijah the sons of Solmani also. Find them and kill them all.
3. And you shall live long on the throne of Yacob. And you shall do according to the commandments of our Lord. Do not keep the scribes away from you. Let them write the things according to the leading of the lord.
4. So shall I be happy in the Valley of the Shadow of Death which I shall go, for I know that our lord shall not deliver my soul into hell.
5. And if he chooses to do so, he shall not leave my soul forever in hell. But he shall have mercy on me and take me to the holy hill at Beth-El because I have walked uprightly before him.
6. And on the holy hill of my Lord shall I be. And I shall be with the son of my Lord forever. The Lord has said to my Lord that he should sit at his right hand until he has conquered Babylon and make them a footstool.
7. Therefore we shall no more see Yeshua until the time of the future when he shall come again into the world. And through our lineage shall Yeshua be born.
8. Now O Nathan, make yourself strong and rule Yacob according to the direction of the Lord our God.
9. When Daoud had said so much, he said to Nathan, find me a virgin, peradventure I can pass this my disease unto her and live for yet another year. Then Nathan found Abishag. And Sadok, one of the priests of the land performed a ritual.
10. And he killed a she-goat which was a virgin and gave the blood of it to Abishag, saying, drink all of it. Then Abishag drank the blood and bath with the rest of it. And the disease of Daoud was not cured, neither was Abishag affected by the disease after lying with Daoud.
11. Then Sadok said, the Lord has determined to kill you, O Daoud, and you shall not be spared. And no amount of goats or virgins can take away your illness, because it is a sickness to death.
12. So Daoud died of the disease while the strength of Abishag remained.
13. Then Nathan married Abishag and gave birth to Mattatha
14. Now after the death of Daoud, Nymphidis sent Ahijah the prophet of thummim to Nathan, saying, release Roboam the son of Solmani and let him be king over Sumeria. And you Nathan shall be king over Jew, because your father disobeyed me and I killed him.
15. And I have said that I shall give to him the lesser portion of Yacob forever.
16. So Nathan obeyed Nymphidis and he went with Sadok the priest and anointed Roboam king over Sumeria. And Roboam was dipped in the water for cleansing, according to the tradition which Yacob learnt from Ishtar, the goddess.
17. And Roboam was named Jehoboam when he was brought out of the water. And he became king over Sumeria.
18. Then in those days did Nathan kill Jonathan the son of Solmani and Abiatar also. And he killed also Joab and Simei, according to the commandment of Daoud. But Nathan himself was tormented to death by Largas seven years into his reign in the land of the Jews.
19. And Mattatha his son became the king of the Jews when he was seven years old.

CHAPTER TWENTY-THREE

1. Now Joab wept bitterly in the prison, saying, who shall fight my cause? What shall I do to show my innocence? I am he who has served the king with my whole life, but now have I fallen into the wrong side of him.
2. And I know what shall become my history in Yacob. For the same manner wherein the histories of the enemies of Daoud and of our Lord are written shall they also write of me. And the homos of the future shall read of me in a bad light.
3. And they shall make of me an evil soul. Did Denima my daughter not tell me how they write the things in the books? Did she not say of how they had written falsehood from the time of the creation of the homo-erectuses even till this time?
4. And they wrote those things which are not real as if they are real. And the keep silent all other gods in their books because they have made them look like idols. And only Yahweh did they make big in the books.
5. They have kept silent the craftiness of Yeshua the son of our Lord who is now on the right side of our Lord. They did not declare in their books the serpent which Moussa raised up, which is the symbol of the wisdom of the wisdom of the craftiness of Yeshua.
6. And the dove of Yeshua did they write nothing about. This is the symbol of the gentle appearance of Yeshua.
7. Now I fear for my life in this place, because I shall die and the homos of the world after shall see me as evil, because the scribes shall surely write evil concerning me. But all these are the works of Nathan, the son of the king.
8. Curse be upon Nathan because he did this evil against me. Let Nathan be silenced and let his name be scantily mentioned. But blessed be Solmani forever. For his wisdom has been profitable for me in the winning of battles.
9. But the deception of Nathan shall follow after him to his grave. Let me be vindicated in this. Let evil locate Nathan and let his reign upon Yacob be short and unnoticed. Let Nathan be cursed among all generations.
10. For he had borne false witness against me. So shall his portion be among the seeds of Yacob.
11. After Joab had cursed Nathan so much, he fell into a trance in his emotion. Then he saw one whose appearance was like those of the gods. And Largas came towards him and said, do not fear, Joab, for I have seen your lamentations while I observe the world from above.
12. And I shall make sure that the truth of the matter about you is made known to the homos of the future. I shall share the secrets to you about your god whose celestial name is Nymphidis.
13. But in the rebellion of his own self did he give the name Yahweh to himself. And when Reverad our father called us together, he refused to go into the celestial. And his name was called Satan by our father, the Light of Love.
14. Now Joab, strengthen yourself, for I shall destroy Nathan and he shall not be well known in the history of Yacob. And even those who make the genealogies shall prefer to keep silent about him. And the genealogy of Solmani shall be prefered above the genealogy of Nathan.
15. And then shall the kingdom of Yacob be divided into two again. And Sumeria shall be one and the Jews shall be one.
16. And Denima your daughter shall I use to put confusion into the history of Yacob. And the wise homos of the future shall see much error in the books of your lord Satan who manifests himself as the Almighty God.
17. Now when Joab heard this, he was of great comfort.

LordCenturion:
Hi Otem, please I want u to help me with the story of Moussa and job, I want to show it to someone and am unable to find it... Please

check page 3 for the story of JOB
Check Deorum chapter 11 and 12 on page 4 of this thread. Thanks.

@ Oarolaoye, I took all the pain to search out your so-called Roland Buck on google and I got his message. He actually said that 70 years from 1948 is the time your so-called Jesus will return to earth and that is 2018. Here is exactly what he said and I quote:

[quote author= Roland Buck]+ 70 years = 2018 (IF 1948 is the beginning of the 70 year countdown; seems most likely to me). In spite of the teaching of imminence, it is worth noting that Daniel knew (from reading Jeremiah's prophecies) that the time of Israel's 70 year captivity was soon to be over, and he went into prayer. Gabriel was sent to him and Daniel was given the most important verses found in the Bible about ends times, found in Daniel 9. I ask, will some know today? According to Daniel, the wise will understand in the end times. He was told to seal up the prophesy, which means no one would understand what it means, UNTIL the time of the end. So, those in the end will begin to understand.

Remember, according to the messages brought by the Angel Gabriel, the Feast of Trumpets does NOT picture the Rapture event (as is frequently taught today in prophecy cirlces), rather the current command to spread, or trumpet the Gospel, that barriers are down, that you can be reconciled to God. Tabernacles pictures the Rapture, 7 year Tribulation period, and Second Coming. Time is short. So don't get caught up with hysteria, quiting your job, selling your home, and climbing on top of some mountain to wait for the rapture bus, or seek to escape the anti-christ by isolation. We are commanded by Christ to "occupy" until He comes; to let our lights shine. We are to be advancing, not cower in isolation in a defensive position. "Be of good cheer, I have overcome the world". We are clearly told to continue seeking first the Kingdom (the Kingdom, or rule of God, his terms, take first priority), and being available to co-labor with all God is doing daily on this earth - advancing the Kingdom of God in our sphere of influence. Fear not, has always been the frequent first command. Sitting at the bus stop (or in a survival bunker) was never commanded. You will recall that Paul had to correct some of the Thessalonians, and tell them to go back to work.
Nuggets of Proof

I asked the Lord, where did I get this 70 years from? Am I making this up? For no explainable reason (wasn't even thinking about it) other than the Holy Spirit, I opened up the transcripts of Pastor Bucks sermons the next morning. There are 68 of them at Original Sermons and I happened to click FIRST, on #48. In Zechariah 1:12 Gabriel reminds God Israel has been in exile 70 years, and is asking God, how much longer? God says 'time is up'. Then Pastor Buck is shown by God (when he was meeting Jesus for the first time) that this verse is a prophetic (symbolic) picture of when Christ returns for His people. Since Christ's sacrifice, all are called to be reconciled to God - there is no longer Jew or Gentile - only believers, those who are born again, and those who don't believe. HIS PEOPLE are believers, and they will be raptured someday (some taken, some left). Direct quote below:

Another thing He told me as he gave me this message, in Zechariah 1:12, the angel Gabriel who is the angel who stands in God's presence. And he said, "God those children of Israel have been in bondage for 70 years. How long are You going to allow them to stay in bondage. The time is up." God said, "Tell them that I have turned to them with mercy and I will bring them into the land that I promised them (restoration). I will keep my promise." Then God gave me the beautiful picture that this promise was very symbolic (prophetic - prediction of the future) of the day when Jesus comes to take His own people back.

It is also known that 70 is the number of restoration for Israel.[/quote]When he was telling that BIG LIE, HE THOUGHT THAT 70 YEARS FROM 1948 will be too far enough for your jesus to return, but now it's just two years away. Let's use that to judge who's right between myself and your so-called MAN OF GOD.

But as for me, I decree that even after 2625AD, this world wouldn't end and your so-called Jesus won't come to the world because he is a pseudonym for Faulkin of the periods of the Neanderthals. Let's wait till 2018.

@oaroloye, you've got a big sermon up there but it changes nothing. This is my destiny, to reveal the truth and no god(not even Yahweh) can hinder it. I pray the light of the ALMIGHTY GOD will strike your brain to know the truth someday.

EyeHateGod:
I don't have O but people that Do would understand

I understand cos I have a brain

CHAPTER TWENTY-TWO
1. 1. Now when Daoud heard the words of Joab, he was grieved. And he called Nathan his son before Joab, saying, did you indeed drive out Adonija and Jonathan the sons of Solmani from the land?
2. 2. Then Nathan denied, saying, I do not know what you speak of. For how shall I drive them out? Am I in the army of Joab the chief of the armies?
3. 3. When Joab heard this, he was grieved, because Nathan did tell a lie. And Joab said, why have you chosen to tell this great lie against me, O Nathan? Then Nathan went before Joab and slapped him in the face, saying, you are not worth more than a dog before me and before my father.
4. 4. For I shall be the next king of the land. And I shall kill you for this lack of respect you have shown towards me.
5. 5. So Daoud took Joab and put him in prison, saying, let me hear from the mouth of my god in my meditation to night. Then shall your fate be decided.
6. 6. So went Daoud into his upper chamber and wore the ephod. Then he recited the words which were written in the bowl of magia. And he began to see Nymphidis upon the mountain of Beth-El.
7. 7. And Nymphidis said, have you counted Yacob according to that which I commanded you? Then Daoud said, that have I done O lord. And here are the names of all the homos in Yacob. For it took us about a month to get all the names, because Yacob has increased in number.
8. 8. Then Nymphidis said, with the names in these books shall I judge the homos of Yacob. Now tell all the scribes of your land to make it a perpetual work; and let them write family histories. And let all homos have their family histories written upon the tablets and the scrolls.
9. 9. And any house who does not have its family names and genealogies shall be destroyed. Because without this shall it be difficult for me to judge the homos in the day of judgement.
10. Then Nymphidis said, where is the name of Adonija and of Jonathan in the list you have compiled? For I have checked for the family of Solmani and I have not found these names in the lists?
11. Then Daoud said, I was afraid to tell you O lord that they have fled the land. And Abiatar and Simei also fled the land with them. But all these things happened because of Joab. Then Nymphidis said, I do not know why Faulkin chose you to be king. For you are not strong enough before my sight to be made king.
12. For you have allowed Joab to overtake you. Therefore hear what I shall do to you, O Daoud. I shall reject you as king from this moment and I shall make your son Nathan king instead of you.
13. And I shall set Roboam the son of Solmani free also and he shall be king over Sumeria and Nathan your son shall hold on to the Jew who are of lesser population. So shall I punish you for your evil.
14. And I shall also destroy many homos of your land with diseases. So Daoud wept greatly and he was weak.
15. Now Daoud did not return to Nymphidis through meditation. Then Nymphidis sent Gad to him from the mountain at Beth-El. And Gad told Daoud, saying, Satan our god has determined to do evil and no homo can reverse it. Therefore choose which of these evil you prefer.
16. Shall I destroy the land or shall I destroy you and your family? Then Daoud said, tell the lord to spare my family. For it is better for the land to be destroyed, but not a total destruction.
17. Then Nymphidis sent some angels from the mountain at Beth-El and they came with horses to war against the land. And they blew evil diseases into the air of Yacob and many homos died.

CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE
1. Now when Jasheb did not return to the mountain at Beth-El where Nymphidis and his angels lived, Nymphidis began to get angry. And he said, what has befallen Jasheb? For I know that he can never have fled by himself?
2. And Nymphidis said, I shall destroy the homos of Yacob for this thing. For they indeed have caused this thing. Now Asherah stood before Nymphidis and pleaded with him to spare the homos of Yacob of his wrath.
3. But Nymphidis said, do you know to what purpose the Almighty God named me Satan? I am he who does not listen or change my ways. And Reverad knew that I shall be a great enemies to the homos on earth if they do not worship me.
4. And I am the embodiment of jealousy and anger. Therefore I shall do whatever I have determined to do and no one shall stop me.
5. Now Asherah knelt daily before Nymphidis to plead for Yacob, saying, Jasheb shall be found, O lord. For I perceive that the loss of Jasheb is not from the land of Yacob.
6. But Nymphidis said, I do not want to hear anything at this time. For if the homos of Yacob did care about me, they would have protected Jasheb. For they know that he is the one whom I have been sending to them all the time, saying, tell my people what is in my mind.
7. Now when the pleas of Asherah was not accepted by Nymphidis, Asherah ceased to plead with him. And she said, do as you wish, Yahweh, the consuming fire. But this which you have determined to do shall speak against you in the future.
8. For the homos shall by this know that you are evil. For how shall you destroy multitude because of this little thing? Shall you pervert justice because of this?
9. For if you destroy the young and old and the innocent ones altogether, how then are you justified? For this is the act of terror and nothing more. When Nymphidis heard it, he was angry with Asherah. And he put her in prison, saying, how do you raise you face against me and speak this?
10. Therefore you shall be locked up until I shall accomplish that which I have determined to bring upon my people.
11. So Nymphidis communed with Daoud that night in his dream, saying, Yacob have sinned against me in taking Jasheb away. Now go and search all through the land of Yacob for Jasheb and count the homos to see those who are no more in the land.
12. For anyone who is not in this land shall I hold at ransom for the loss of Jasheb.
13. Then when Daoud rose up in the morning, he called Joab who was the Chief of his armies and said, go and count the numbers of homos in Yacob. And you shall record the names of those who have left the land and the purpose to which they left shall you also record.
14. And you shall check the names of these three for me, to know if they are in the land, hiding in the caves or they have departed; Salak, Regima and Jasheb. For Salak the chief scribe upon my mountain is he who has the scrolls in his hands where I have written all the genealogies of Yacob into.
15. And the last time when I sent him to Yacob from the mountain at Beth-El, saying, go and take record of the names of they in Yacob from ten years below, he did not return anymore. And he has taken away the book of record with him.
16. Then Regima did I also send down from my mountain, saying, go and seek after Salak, but I did not also find him.
17. Then I sent Jasheb to you, Daoud, saying, go to Daoud and tell him that I am angry with Yacob for the loss of my messengers, but Jasheb also did not return to me.
18. And this thing I would have told you directly, O Daoud, but you did not come up to your higher self through meditation for a month now, therefore you did not hear from me until now.
19. Therefore Daoud, tell Joab to count the Yacobites and give me the names of those who are not in the land. And these shall I hold ransom for the loss of my messengers.
20. So Daoud sent for Joab in the morning, saying, go and count Yacob and bring me the number. And bring also the names of those who are not in the land now.
21. Then Joab wondered and said, did the messenger of our god not come few days ago to write the names of everyone in Yacob? And this he took with him to the mountain of our god.
22. Then Daoud said, go and do what I said, for of a truth Salak did not return to our god, but he was lost. And our lord did instruct me to find out those who are not in the land also, so that we can know those who left the land with the messengers of our god.
23. So Joab went and counted Yacob according to the commandment of Daoud. And he counted about 100 thousands in Sumeria and about 60 thousands in the land of Jew.
24. And Joab returned to Daoud and said, Simei and Abiatar the priests are no more in the land. Also, Jonathan and Adonija the sons of Solmani are not in the land.
25. For they are grieved at you for keeping Roboam their brother in the prison until this time. For Roboam was he who should have become king over the whole land of Yacob, but you denied him, putting him in prison.
26. And Jonathan also, who is the second son of Solmani, you denied kingship. And they have conspired together to start another kingdom. And they rebelled against you and left the kingdom.
27. And who knows if they are also the homos who took Jasheb and all the messengers of Faulkin who are missing?
28. Now when Daoud heard this, he was angry with Joab, saying, you know all these things, yet you did not tell me beforehand. And you did cause great tumult in the land.
29. Then Joab said, when I came to your court to tell you, Nathan your son did hinder me to come to you, saying that you are fasting. And I told him all the things which I would have told you, saying, O Nathan, tell the king saying, Adonija and Jonathan, the sons of Solmani have declared themselves kings among the homos of Yabus.
30. And they have the support of Abiatar and Simei the priests. Now tell the king to command us to fight against them and capture them.
31. Now when I told Nathan this, he said that he shall deliver my message to you, king. And Nathan came to me and said that you have commanded that we should prepare a fierce battle against them.
32. So we did and drove them out of the land. But we did not know if they took the messengers of our Lord god with them when they fled the land.

CHAPTER TWENTY
1. When Chimides and Chaleb had departed, Euchlydes and Miklas came to the earth. And Eartum saw them afar off. Then he called them and they came to join them. Now Miklas had been on earth before; for since the time Reverad told them to do findings, he had been moving from one place to another in the universe, doing findings, yet he had not seen the end of the universe or its beginning.
2. Now Eartum said, this is my wife who is the mother of the earth. So Miklas sat with them to hear the things which they say. And Euchlydes also sat to hear them.
3. Now Earthus said to the sons of God, what are the findings which you have made? For you have gone for many years making findings.
4. Then Eartum said, in our past ignorance we did think that the sky was painted with blue ink. And we also said that the ink from the sky dropped into the oceans below and painted them blue also. But when we have made our findings, we knew that the light of God did make the oceans and the sky blue. For the light of God, which is the sun, has in it many colours. And seven of it are seen. But the seven are better seen when the rainbow appears.
5. And the seven colours of the sun shine upon the sky, and five of them are hidden. And the blue colour of the light of the sun is it which makes the sky appear blue. And in the same manner are the oceans coloured.
6. Now Earthus said, why does the earth shake and cave in, killing many of the homos on earth? Who shall we blame for it?
7. Then Eartum said, we are all to blame for it, O Earthus. For when the earth was formed, all the crusts were together and the waters were together also. But we began to break the crusts apart and the crusts float like a vessel upon the waters.
8. And when the crusts collide with one another, the earth shakes and many lives are destroyed. And we do not understand why these are so until the day we sons of God cast lot among ourselves and the natural things.
9. For we sat among the rocks and the earth and cast lot, saying, he who causes the quakes of the earth shall be spotted out by the power of coincidence. And the lot took turn to fall on each of us, while leaving all the substances of nature out.
10. Now, Eartum said, your energy which you put in the earth had spread all through it. And the whole earth is filled with your energy. But your energy is not the same on the mountain as it is on the ground, for it is greater on the ground than it is on the mountains and in the cloud, because you sent it when you were on the ground.
11. Now the behaviour of this energy have we checked and we have seen that it is not equal upon all the surfaces of the earth. And we said, indeed the earth is not a sphere as we thought before. For even Reverad our father did say this to us, saying that the shape of the earth is like the shape of the balls in the scrotum.
12. But now the earth is no more like that, because the crusts has been deformed and earthquakes and volcanoes has reshape the surface of it. And the heat of the sun upon the earth has also increased greatly.
13. Now when both Earthus and Eartum conversed, they saw multitudes of crabs coming towards them. And Earthus wondered what they had come to do. But Eartum said, the crabs are coming in their multitude to lay eggs in the ocean.
14. So they saw how the crabs entered the oceans and lay their eggs. Now when Earthus asked how Eartum knew that, he said, we check the earth through the stars in the sky. For the stars are the satellites of the sons of God.
15. Now again, Eartum told Earthus to go into Egypt and Mesoposh and into all the lands she could go and tell them not to worship any god but to exploit their own brains. But Earthus said, I fear that they shall worship me as god, therefore I shall not go myself. But I shall find Jasheb and make him do this thing.
16. So Earthus and Eartum found Jasheb in Yacob when he was going towards Salem to deliver the message of Nymphidis to them, because Nymphidis had sent him to Salem to tell Daoud what he would do. But before Yasheb would get to Salem, Eartum took him away like as the swiftness of the wind. And so did Jasheb begin to declare to the homos in many lands that they should not worship their gods but they should use their own heads to do things for themselves and do good to their fellow homos.
17. But the homos said, if we leave the worship of our gods, then who shall take away our problems when we have them? Who shall we find solace in? How shall we survive without a god?
18. Now when the homos were bent upon worshipping a god, Jasheb made the image of Mother Earthus and said, worship her if you will, for she is the firstborn of the daughters of the Almighty God.
19. So the homos began to worship her again in many lands where Jasheb went. And it came to a time when Jasheb had told about her so much that he retired to Sodom-Egypt to await the time that the thummim shall be fulfilled upon him to be used by Nymphidis, the god of Yacob.

Muafrika2:
What makes one a demon and another a god?

A god is the creator of humans or a maker of beliefs and a demon is the name a god terms another god, claiming that the other god is responsible for making humans run mad. But in the actual fact, none of the gods can touch a human to the extent of possessing them. Madness is from the brain and not from a god(termed demons) by another god.

Muafrika2:
AKA gods

Are you just about to deny the thousands of demons you tell stories about ?

I have said this more than ten times here on NL, the gods of other people are the demons of others. You call all other gods demon, so does the other gods call your gods demons. But I am not born to call anyone demons because demons do not exist. But I always will say, Yahweh is Satan, and the proof is even inside your holy book.

Muafrika2:
There are demons. Not UFOs. No abductions,

I am laffing right now @ demons

Muafrika2:
Nope. But you do.

UFOs is just a fairy tale concocted by Eartum & Company to so that they can laugh at us everyday before they go to sleep.

Laffing
So why do your popes then apportion blames to the UFOs which according to you do not exist?

CHAPTER NINETEEN
1. Mother Earthus said, why do the homos tell lies and go away with their lies? Is it not good to tell the truth rather than lies? For many tell lies which are dangerous against others, and no one knows the truth forever.
2. When Eartum heard it, he said, the lies that are not yet told and the ones that shall be told are seen by those who are in the other worlds. For when a homo on earth is about to tell a lie, thousands of souls in the unseen worlds and the afterlifes shall see him and know his intentions. And they shall laugh at him so much.
3. For though the lies are hidden on earth, yet they are revealed in other worlds. And even the plants whose afterlifes are on earth did see and know the intentions of the homos.
4. Now Earthus said, with what breeze shall the homos sustain after death? Then Eartum said, with the same breeze which the plants sustain on earth shall a homo sustain himself after death. For we call it breeze of death, but in the afterlife, it is the breeze of life.
5. For dying on earth means living in the afterlife. And living on earth means dying in the afterlife. For when a homo dies on earth and he is being reincarnated to either the other worlds or to the earth, then those in the afterlife says, he has died. And those on earth or on the other world says that a child has been born to them.
6. But every soul shall live in the terrestial worlds and die and shall be reincarnated and then die again, living no more on the terrestrials. But such shall live in the celestial, according to the group of souls which he belongs.
7. Now Earthus said, can evil cease upon the world? Then Eartum said, nature recycles, and this process is what the homos see as evil. For if all souls are allowed to live forever, the world shall no more contain them.
8. But those who are dead shall live in places where space is unlimited. But the living see the death of their young ones as evil on the part of the Almighty God, yet this is not so. But the gods are to blame for this. For they all promise protection of lives for their followers. And when they could not fulfill their promises, the homos get angry and curse God Almighty who did not make any promise to any homo.
9. Therefore let any homo know how to mention the name of his own god whenever he is offended. And let him not mention the Almighty God, the Angali Mirosh(Creator of the gods), because the AM did not promise any homo anything and he has never spoken to any homo before.
10. And no homo has ever seen God Almighty or hear him speak since the day the universe was made, except Job, yet the Almighty God did not speak to Job but to Nymphidis, but Job heard his voice, not even in a clear tone.
11. Now Earthus said, why did you say that the Angali Mirosh (Creator of the gods) has never spoken to any homo when Moussa said that he saw the Almighty God face to face.
12. Now Eartum said, is that not the handiwork of Faulkin your son? For he went about deceiving the homos and even the sons of God and the daughters of God, saying, I am Reverad. And Brahma accepted him as God and agreed that Faulkin should change his name to Abrahama. And Brahma, leaving Vishinus and Siva, changed his name to Abrahama and began his own way of life. But he realised the falsehood of Faulkin later and became angry with himself.
13. Then he chose to make his abode in the world beyond, around the gate of the Valley of the shadow of death. And their he dwells till these days.
14. As Eartum and Earthus spoke, Chimides and Chaleb joined them. And they said, we shall now make our return into space to do much finding. Then Eartum said, I shall come with you later, for my wife who is the mother of the earth shall not let me join you until I have satisfied her enough.
15. So Chimides and Chaleb took their flight off the earth, while Eartum remained with Earthus to teach her much of his findings.

Muafrika2:



Vatican Claims Ufos To Blame For Much of Church Scandal ...

http://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/world/84146/vatican-claims-ufos-to-blame-for-much-of-church-scandal

Funny response. Vatican where the popes reside, blaming their woes on aliens? That's so dumb of them
BTW, do you believe in the existence of the UFO's?

edunwablog:
http://punchng.com/pastor-rapes-13-year-old-boy-cure-homosexuality/

Brain-users won't get into the news for doing evil, only pastors everyday. Na wa o. Man of god(Yahweh) Biodun Fatoyinbo's matter is still on, now this is another one. What is the religion of Muafrika2 turning to?

Hebunn:
@OP, your handling of the whole issue was immature. I ain't gonna condemn anyone here, who am I to do that. But the truth is every man's got a weakness and lemme remind u dat d man of God didn't fall from heaven, he's human. So don't bring him and his ministry down just because u feel u were battered or molested. A sin is a sin before God and a lair is as guilty as a murderer. You were both guilty, so ask God for forgiveness, and maintain a reasonable distance from anything dat might remind you of him or his ministry, and move on wit ur life. May I remind u dat GOD might not abandon his plan and purpose in the life and ministry of d said pastor just because u want to free ur conscience. Life goes on, so move on. We're all sinners, only HIS mercies keeps us. I bet there are some element of sense in my post. My one cent.

Wait first, are you already brainwashed in a church or what am I seeing here

orisa37:
It's English language that is absurd and confusing in this context. Humans act, interact and move in the influence of two Spirits. The Righteous Spirit and The Evil Spirit.. When you are confident, courageous, persevering, humble and responsible, no evil spirit is influencing you. The Devils spirit hunts you when you're ASHAMED, RESTLESS AND CONFUSED.

There are spirits but they don't interfere in human affair to the extent of controlling you. You can only see them during deep meditations, yet they won't come out to influence your life.

drealbobo:
I feel strange movements all over my body, from inside my head to my feets, i observed that whenever i have any meal in less than 2hours i get hungry and start searching for what to eat again, can this be a sign of worms inside my body. Please i need help.

Get a doctor ASAP

goldenboyofpsy:
LordCenturion and etal,even if you all have freedom of expression,views,opinions and perspectives about an issue or someone,let's learn to respect old age. At least if not for anything,you will get even more when you throw caution into the wind.Seun,am not against ur atheist ideology that pulls down supernatural events but try and add some morals so you don't get more than you bargain for. For those who just follow Seun sheepishly,when una for begin suffer un top talking against men of God,don't say na waitch cause am o. If you are not pleased,use your skill,view or knowledge for something productive. My little cent. He who has ears,let him/her ear. If you don't have an identity,create one or follow a sure path that leads to life.

old age dishing out new lies everyday. Adeboye the chief executive liar. SMH for those who believes his story.

CHAPTER EIGHTEEN

1. Now Earthus said to Eartum, the homos of the world has written many things. Both what they know and what they did not know. Then Earthus gave Eartum some scrolls and tablets, saying, take them and see what many scribes has written.
2. Then Eartum read many of the things which were written. And Eartum said, why did Moussa sting his homos with snakes? And why does he transform his rod to a snake also?
3. And with the large snake which he hung on the tree did he perform the ritual of healing after stinging his people with the snakes. Then Earthus said, the craftiness of the snakes are the symbols of the wisdom of Faulkin, the god of Moussa.
4. For Faulkin led Yacob to Salem with craftiness and like a snake did he shed his skin, taking on the appearance of Yeshua. And like the Negre god of craftiness did Yeshua lead his people.
5. And he inflicted them with diseases and pains in form of little snakes. And then he cured their diseases and pains in form of the larger snake. So is the craftiness of Yeshua, who appears gentle to those who worship him, but his craftiness is like that of a poisonous snake.
6. Which of the snakes is as crafty as Faulkin? And which magia is as much as that of the rod of Moussa which is a snake? Even the snake of Ephradite is not as crafty as Faulkin who taught Yacob much craftiness.
7. And Eartum said, he who does not worship a snake cannot be stung by the snake itself. For when the Yacobites worship Yeshua, the first snake, they were stung by the snakes.
8. And the snake of Yeshua was hanged on the tree to take away the pains which he inflicted on them. Now Earthus, it is better for you to declare to the people that they should not follow after any god. Because by so doing, they shall be free from the punishments of any god.
9. Now also, Eartum did see a scroll which was written when Nymphidis came out of the ocean after a thousand years. And he who wrote it said that it was Eartum who came out of the water.
10. And Eartum said, the confusion of the world is set, for Nymphidis is determined to make the world believe in lies and deceptions. Why did he tell he who saw him that he was me?
11. Now O Earthus, tell the homos across the world that they should not worship any god. For it is even better to worship nature than to worship any of the gods, because nature is God because God is in it.
12. When Earthus heard it, she said, I shall do what you have said, but I fear that the homos shall resume my worship which I do not command. For all the homos love to worship he who teaches them, taking him as God.
13. For the same way Athrahash was worshipped when he taught them morals and the same way Krish was worshipped in Hindi, so shall the homos worship me if I teach them what is right.
14. Now Eartum said, this is the reason why I distanced myself from the earth; for I know that the world would not be developed as I wished if I remain on it to show myself to them; for they shall sit around me to worship me, depending on my own mind while they neglect their own brains and do nothing.
15. Is this not why Egypt has become developed more than many other kingdoms? For when Ra was with them, they neglected all things and worshipped Ra, but when Ra left them, they began to make findings.
16. So shall it be for the homos who shall neglect the gods and make findings directly, exploiting the potentials of their own heads, which is the seat of God.

Try that with any tree, you'll get the same result. The tree still had parts of its root in the soil before, that's why it came back to its initial position(but didn't stand 100% upright) . But when it was totally uprooted, it had no choice than to fall. That's science.

Abeg who has watched jet li's TWIN WARRIOR? Even the toy master Chi can regain its balance when been pushed because of the way it was made to stand firm on the ground.