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Religion / Re: Is Religion Really The Opium Of The Masses As Opined By Karl Marx? by otemanuduno: 9:34am On Apr 18, 2017 |
Hmm |
Religion / Re: How My Sister Died And Went To Hell, Her Encounter With Demons (part 2) by otemanuduno: 9:31am On Apr 18, 2017 |
ACKCITY: LOL... SO FUNNY... LINDA since when Bloggers eeh |
Religion / Re: You Don't Tell The Dead To Pray For You. It's Necromancy. by otemanuduno: 9:29am On Apr 18, 2017 |
Blue86: And how is necromancy a bad thing? Explain. |
Religion / Re: Is Yahweh Omni-impotent Or What? by otemanuduno: 9:27am On Apr 18, 2017 |
Wilgrea7:LOL... You know I hardly use memes. |
Religion / Re: Has Anyone You Know Died/been Cured Of Diabetes By Men of god? Pls Share. by otemanuduno: 7:45am On Apr 18, 2017 |
No testimony yet. Mtchew. |
Religion / Re: Is Yahweh Omni-impotent Or What? by otemanuduno: 7:44am On Apr 18, 2017 |
Origin: Hahn, Wilgrea7, Realmindz, now here is the reason why Suarez bites people. Ordinary thunder, the poster is so scared. The consciousness of hell is making my people fear. To worsen it all, she is calling thunder(the sound made when electrical charges strike themselves) the voice of God whispering to an Angel in this modern day? She should have lived during the time of the ancient Kenyans. 6 Likes 1 Share |
Religion / Re: Is Yahweh Omni-impotent Or What? by otemanuduno: 7:38am On Apr 18, 2017 |
Origin: And who told you that the OP doesn't believe in God? He didn't say that God is omni-impotent, or did he? Check thread well before you talk. He's only talking about yahweh, one of the children of God. 1 Like |
Religion / Re: Shocking! 5 Police Officers Go BLIND While Trying To Arrest Tb Joshua’s Son by otemanuduno: 7:35am On Apr 18, 2017 |
Wilgrea7:In advance my brother... |
Religion / Re: A Contest Between A 'christian' And A Brain User by otemanuduno: 7:29am On Apr 18, 2017 |
luvmijeje: What is the difference between what they did and what Elijah and the prophets of baal did? I don't see anything foolish about being practical. I think you are being hypocritical. Assuming Gwana won, you would be shouting hallelujah, now he lost and u are saying this |
Religion / Re: VIDEO: Church Uses Beer For Healing And To Cast Out Demons by otemanuduno: 8:48pm On Apr 17, 2017 |
sarrki:SuLIEsex not Suleiman. |
Religion / Re: Some Self-proclaimed Pastors Use Diabolical Means On The Congregation. by otemanuduno: 8:39pm On Apr 17, 2017 |
MrBrownJay1: This is similar to what Knoliud predicted would happen in the future of Nigeria. DOCTUFOS: DEORUM 21: 6-10 |
Religion / Re: Some Self-proclaimed Pastors Use Diabolical Means On The Congregation. by otemanuduno: 8:35pm On Apr 17, 2017 |
imagrg: As much as I want to be neutral on this thread, I would still have to say something concerning the bolded. Assuming I was the one who said this, Felixmor, Muafrika2, 4evergod (aka the thief) and Analice 107 and their likes would be making e-fight that it didn't happen. Now this is coming from a fellow Christians and they are all keeping silent. hmmm. |
Religion / Re: Shocking! 5 Police Officers Go BLIND While Trying To Arrest Tb Joshua’s Son by otemanuduno: 7:31pm On Apr 17, 2017 |
LordOfNaira: So stewpid of him to be doing evil to our policemen. |
Religion / Re: Shocking! 5 Police Officers Go BLIND While Trying To Arrest Tb Joshua’s Son by otemanuduno: 7:26pm On Apr 17, 2017 |
LordOfNaira:in trying to prove the power of Yahweh, they have unconsciously make him look like a monster. This same mentality was carried by the ancient people of Africa who make their gods seem unbelievable and non-existing because of constant lie lie stories they told about them. DOCTUFOS: Aferk 43:1-3 |
Religion / Re: Shocking! 5 Police Officers Go BLIND While Trying To Arrest Tb Joshua’s Son by otemanuduno: 7:25pm On Apr 17, 2017 |
Wilgrea7:you've bin reciting this incantation over and over again oga. Say sumtin else joor |
Religion / Re: Shocking! 5 Police Officers Go BLIND While Trying To Arrest Tb Joshua’s Son by otemanuduno: 7:19pm On Apr 17, 2017 |
felixomor: that's life |
Religion / Re: Shocking! 5 Police Officers Go BLIND While Trying To Arrest Tb Joshua’s Son by otemanuduno: 6:45pm On Apr 17, 2017 |
gadgetman: Singing: why lying when you can work; trust in yourself and you will see the way; Don't be like lying Jesus, just do your best to make cash Why lying, lying, lying...when you can work. Original song:Why Worry When You Can Pray Now this is a blog sponsored by TB JOSHUA and son. Wilgrea7 would like this Where art thou O ye sheep and gullible ones. Food has set as usual |
Religion / Re: Grieve Not The Holy Spirit by otemanuduno: 6:37pm On Apr 17, 2017 |
bid4rich:now this is not making sense. We began logically with some practicals, but now we are ending it emotionally with fallacies. Pls I still maintain, should I type Jesus in capital letters three times and wait for something to happen? |
Religion / Re: I Had A Dream; The World Is About To Hibernate by otemanuduno: 6:27pm On Apr 17, 2017 |
I am preserving this space for the nairaland searchers to come in the next 9 years. I could remember pasting it last year that Jesus will not come because he doesn't exist. 1 year gone, 9 to go and there can't be any Jesus. |
Religion / Re: LAGBUS Carrying Deeper Life Members From Easter Retreat Catches Fire (photos) by otemanuduno: 6:23pm On Apr 17, 2017 |
Why can't Yahweh prevent the bus from burning? Now a bus worth millions of naira has burnt off. Mtchew. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Religion / Re: Grieve Not The Holy Spirit by otemanuduno: 5:39pm On Apr 17, 2017 |
ifenes:Trust he won't. That's xtianity for you. They can boast over nothing 1 Like |
Religion / Re: Grieve Not The Holy Spirit by otemanuduno: 5:35pm On Apr 17, 2017 |
bid4rich:I am still waiting for you to reply my request. Since you can't hear me shout jesus, I'm suggesting maybe I should type his name in capital letters three times and see if anything would happen. Also, it is not possible for someone to die by holding his breath. You will have to learn that too. I am Otem and I am even the breath of life. Check it out! |
Religion / Re: What If Satan Genuinely Repents? by otemanuduno: 5:19pm On Apr 17, 2017 |
proudafrogal:There is God ALMIGHTY, but he is not any of the gods you have ever heard of. Yahweh, Allah, Vishnu, Moloch, Atum, Ra etc are not God ALMIGHTY. They are all the product of God ALMIGHTY. The word 'Satan' is not actually a name but a title which fits a wicked personality or an enemy. And as a matter of fact, the name fits Yahweh the wicked god, one of the sons of God ALMIGHTY. God ALMIGHTY isn't the one you read about in the Bible. That one is the deceiver. God ALMIGHTY is the one scientists think about whenever they are amazed at how everything came into being. |
Religion / Re: What If Satan Genuinely Repents? by otemanuduno: 3:26pm On Apr 17, 2017 |
Amberon:but what have I done wrong |
Religion / Re: What If Satan Genuinely Repents? by otemanuduno: 3:25pm On Apr 17, 2017 |
proudafrogal:God, the father of Yahweh is good. It is Satan himself aka Yahweh the deceiver who is not good. |
Religion / Re: What If Satan Genuinely Repents? by otemanuduno: 3:24pm On Apr 17, 2017 |
KraticKratus:you won't kill me with lafta b4 my time |
Religion / Re: The Doctrine Of The Ufos by otemanuduno: 1:48pm On Apr 17, 2017 |
Chapter Forty-Two 1. Now when the foreigners who were in Njaro began to make plans on how to take Lilongoa and all the little towns and villages around it. And they sent eight homos among them to go and examine the beliefs of the people, saying, we have heard that they await the return of Umbona to be a king upon their land. 2. Now go and check if they still hold the belief, for it is already half a Millennium since the death of Umbona. And it is logical to believe that they do not think of his return anymore, except only if they are gullible and of low thinking like the rest of the homos of Aferk who awaits the return of our own Yeshua till today. 3. Now when they had reached Lilongoa, they found that the homos had changed their thoughts, for one named Bomani, a great warrior and thinker had changed the minds of the people, saying, worship me, for Umbona shall never return. 4. And he had used force upon the homos. And he had captured Seki and Ngon and other kingdoms around. 5. Now when the foreigners had seen the situation, they said, let five hundred of us go to the land and war against them. And let us capture Bomani and make known Yeshua as Umbona. 6. And we shall bring from Njaro one who shall act as Umbona to the people. And we shall rule their land continously. 7. Now the foreigners entered Lilongoa from Njaro and the forces of Bomani made war against them. And it was hot on the foreigners. And the foreigners captured about a hundred homo of Lilongoa who were warriors. And the Warriors of Bomani also captured about a hundred of the foreigners. 8. Now the foreigners who were captured by the forces of Bomani said, we have come not to make wars but to bring peace. For we are sent to you from Umbona. For we are angels sent to bring blessings to Lilongoa. 9. For Umbona shall come soon and he shall be angry to see that you have captured us his angels. 10. Now when the captives continued to talk about the coming of Umbona to the Warriors of Bomani, their hearts began to be weakened. And the captain of the Warriors of Bomani said, tell me more about Umbona. For I have not heard much of him from your mouths. 11. Now they said, Umbona is a god and the son of God. And his spiritual name is Yeshua or Zeusus. He is one who did many good things for the people of his land, giving them food, rain, feeding thousands of them, yet he was betrayed and killed. 12. And he promise to return to destroy the offsprings of those who killed him. And we are his angels which he has sent before himself shall come. And he shall be angry at his coming. 13. Now Kutaye, the captain of the armies of Bomani said, I shall tell Bomani if indeed we should set you free. 14. And the foreigners said, Bomani shall not listen to you, for we have seen the revelation that he shall kill you if you bring this matter to him. 15. But rather, go with some of the Warriors to his place and kill him when he does not realise it. And by so shall Umbona be glad when he returns, for he is angry that the people worships Bomani who is only a homo like us. 16. So Kutaye did what he had been deceived to do. And he released the foreigners from bondage. And they ruled over the land. 17. Now when it was a year and they had not seen Umbona, the foreigners went and fetched Mubaye who was a homo in Njaro. And they dressed him in a robe of white and set him upon a donkey. 18. And they brought him before the whole Kingdom as Umbona, saying, bow your heads, for Umbona has returned. 19. And the foreigners received much sacrifice from the people. And Mubaye was worshipped as Umbona, whom they had named Yeshua. 20. Now when Mubaye saw that he could not live his own life, except the dictates of the foreigners, he escaped in the night to Bankuna. And the homos of the land did not see him again. |
Religion / A Contest Between A 'christian' And A Brain User by otemanuduno: 1:44pm On Apr 17, 2017 |
Here Mattu was challenged by Gwana(a christian). Gwana claimed that through the name of Jesus, Mattu's knees would bow. Mattu went and selected ordinary cowries and five people. Then he played a trick on Gwana the Christian whose continuous shout of Jesus name didn't have effect on Mattu the brain user. When Mattu brought the ordinary cowries close to Gwana the Christian, he fainted because of excess fear of the cowries. Read the full story here: I am hoping for a day when myself and few other people would meet some Christians on NL here and try this kind of trick on each other. I will laff taya when they shout the name of jesus and our knees remain unbended Wilgrea7, Gboyee4fun, Junia, Jacksonville, Felixmor, Hahn, Hardmirror, Seun, HopefulLandlord, Urheme, Luvmijeje, Kingebukasblog, Oladeegbu, Plaetton, Akintom, 4 kings, Blue agent, Junia,4evergod(the thief on holiday) etc. DOCTUFOS: Aferk 14: 1-24 Chapter Fourteen 1. Now when the foreigners who had dominated many kingdoms around Ashant heard the deeds of Mattu, they said, we shall go and possess Ashant by force. 2. And Ashant shall be our colony once again. 3. Now Gwana said, when I fell unconscious, I saw myself conquering in the name of Zeusus(jesus). And all you who ganged up against me fell and your knees bowed. 4. And you all confessed that Zeusus Krista is lord. 5. And Mattu said, you are a fool, O Gwana. For the wishes of your thought and incantations have made to you a hallucination according to your will. 6. And that which you could not achieve while you were conscious is what your inner consciousness have made you to experience. 7. And Gwana refused to comply. And he said, let us fix again a day in which we shall stand together and use the power in our hands to see who shall bow for the other. 8. For I know surely that your knees shall bow for Zeusus Krista the son of god. 9. And Mattu said, I do not like noise but action. For if you shall not make noise into my ears when we perform our tricks, then shall I accept your challenge. 10. And Gwana said, it is not a trick. For the name of Zeusus is not like magia. But it works wonder. 11. And Mattu went and selected five homos, saying, when I touch you, you shall fall flat as if you have died. 12. And so shall Gwana fear. And Mattu took seven cowries in his hands. 13. And Gwana came with three homos who were converted to Krishtanite like himself. And their names were Sei and Buset and Esien. 14. And many homos watched them. And Gwana and the three homos whom he brought with him began to make noise as they came around Mattu. 15. And they shouted a great noise into his ears, saying, fall down now in the name of Zeusus! And they repeated their noise in the ears of Mattu . 16. And Mattu cried, have you not agreed that we shall not make noise? And Mattu ran towards the five homos whom he had selected. 17. And he touched them with the cowries immediately. And the five of them fell down like the stems of a banana. And they appeared as if they had died. 18. And Mattu began to run towards Gwana and the three homos who were making noise. 19. And immediately, the three homos fell to the earth, kneeling down and begging for their lives. For they feared the thing which they saw, thinking that the five homos whom Mattu touched with the cowries had died. 20. And Gwana was more afraid than the other three. And he shouted the blood of Zeusus continually as Mattu drew closer to him, laughing mischievously. 21. And when Mattu brought the cowries close to his forehead to touch his head with it, he fainted and fell down before Mattu. 22. And all they who saw what had happened began to laugh when the five homos who fell down as if they had died began to rise to their feet. 23. And Mattu said, I have won the trick game which myself and Gwana made. And when Gwana awoke from his unconsciousness, he knew that he had been tricked. 24. And all his life, he hated the foreigners. And he lived a quiet life, for the disappointment which he was confronted with in the name of Zeusus Krista was too great for him. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Religion / Re: Grieve Not The Holy Spirit by otemanuduno: 1:31pm On Apr 17, 2017 |
bid4rich: I shouted the name jesus 3 times and nothing happened. How else should I do it? How I wish we are together while I was shouting it. What about if I type Jesus here 3 times with Capital letters, will something happen as you claim? Waiting for your response to that I can do it. You know I love practicals instead of noise, just as Mattu in the history you read above. |
Religion / Re: Grieve Not The Holy Spirit by otemanuduno: 12:26pm On Apr 17, 2017 |
bid4rich: I have done it. Nothing happened. You can also try it yourself, nothing will happen. But something can happen only if you shout the name in your dream. Just the same way something will happen in the dreams if you shout the name of any biscuit, or any chinchin in a dream, so far you believe in them. But dreams are different from reality. See similar situation from the DOCTUFOS OF TRUTH. DOCTUFOS: Aferk 14: 1-24 |
Religion / Re: Grieve Not The Holy Spirit by otemanuduno: 11:41am On Apr 17, 2017 |
bid4rich: Jesus isn't real, it is an invention of Eusebius by using the story of Faulkin(Zeusus Krishna) who was on earth millions of years back in the periods of the hominids and neanderthals. He was a deceiver back in those days, and when Eusebius went into meditation, he got inspired to write about that Zeusus Krishna/Krista as if he existed in our own period of the homo sapiens. You can't use the name of a fictional character like jesus to achieve anything upon the enlightened like myself. May your soul seek freedom from the bondage of Eusebius the writer of your belief. I AM OTEM, THE SON OF ATUM. I HAVE COME TO DELIVER THE WORLD FROM THE BONDAGE OF FEAR AND RELIGION. Have you discovered your own role in the GODSHIP? |
Religion / Re: The Doctrine Of The Ufos by otemanuduno: 11:36am On Apr 17, 2017 |
CHAPTER FORTY-ONE 1. Now Umbona began to practise greater magic than his uncle. And he said to the homos, I shall make for you wells of water on dry ground without digging the ground. And he hypnotised the homos so that they could go to sleep. 2. Now while they began to awake from their sleeps, Umbona had placed pots filled with water everywhere around them. Now the homos saw the waterpots as well water. For such was their thoughts before they fell asleep. 3. For they awoke like one who was drunk, having smelled the power which Umbona blew at them to make them weak and sleepy. 4. Now before the homos could awake to total consciousness, Umbona had taken away all the pots of water. And they all began to say that Umbona made wells of water on the dry ground within a short period of time. 5. Now Umbona did many other feats of magia which even his uncle could not do. And the homos of the land loved him greatly. 7. And they brought sacrifices of gold and goats and ram to him. And he fed fat upon the gifts of the people. And many said, we need no more god, for we have found Umbona a god. And we shall worship him. 8. Umbona also used the rainbow to cure the diseases of the people. For he focussed on the colours and meditated while he held the palms of the sick people in his hands. And the homos said that they felt something passing into their bodies from the hands of Umbona. 9. Now Mulaoli said, I have sworn not to destroy Umbona by my own hands because of the wife of Umbona who is my daughter. But I shall incite the people against him. And he shall be killed. 10. Now Mulaoli secretly began to pay little herbalists and priests. And they consulted together to send bad energies to him. Now it was in the days when Umbona was depressed, because he could not satisfy his wife Salima on bed. 11. And Umbona had begun to get drunk such that he did no more spiritual feats before the people. But he alone remained, thinking too much about his problem. 12. And he would have taken his own life, but he considered Salima who loved him so much. 13. Now Umbona could not connect with the spiritual world, neither could he use the energies of the sun again because of his negative emotions. 14. Now the herbalists and priests sent bad energies to him, which they had extracted from the sun at the scattering of its rays with their eyelids. 15. Now while Umbona slept, they appeared to him in form of spirits and said, come to us Umbona and we shall take away the burdens of your mind. 16. Now Umbona listened to them and went closer. And they gave him a drum, saying, beat it and you shall have solutions to your problems. Now Umbona exerted all his spiritual energies upon the beating of the drum. 17. And when he awoke from his sleep, he was very weak. 18. And the homos came to him physically and held him tight. And he could not make any deceptive illusions before them. And Umbona said to them, promise me that you shall not kill me by your own hands. 19. For even I myself want to take my own life by myself. Now the homos swore to him that they shall not touch him. For they had thought that they would take him to Mulaoli to kill him by himself. 20. Now when they had taken him to Mulaoli, he said to them, kill Umbona, but the homos said, we cannot kill him, for we have sworn by the gods that his death shall not be from our own hands. 21. And Mulaoli said, you are fo*ls, for he has made me swear also that I shall not kill him. For that was the reason why I have said that you should kill him. 22. Now Umbona said, we have fo*led one another. For I make you all swear not to kill me by your own hands and you have also made me lose all my spiritual strength. Now I have wished for death all the time. 23. Now it shall do you good to kill me, for I want death more than life. 24. Take your dagger and cut me by the throat. For the head should be taken away from the rest of my body. Let my body be left in this place and let it not be moved, for it is forbidden. 25. So the herbalists and priests cut off the head of Umbona and buried it within his shrine. But his body was left in the shrine of Mulaoli, according to the saying of Umbona. 26. And Mulaoli left the shrine to make another one. And the shrine collapsed after the body of Umbona had rotten. And when many heard it, they said that Umbona has risen and his spirit has brought down the shrine. 27. And so many came from all surrounding lands; from Kirima and from Njaro; to hear from Salima and worship Umbona as their god . And the homos who worship Umbona in his lifetime were less when compared to those who worship him while he was dead. 28. And they said among themselves, Umbona shall return again to physically rule upon the whole land. 29. And months became years and years became centuries and Umbona did not return physically, but his worshippers continued to keep up the hope of his return. |
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