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OtemSapien:Hmm, KingofAmebo cursed me, but his curse didn't work. |
Hmm |
It's now 2 years, 7 months and 4 weeks since Jehovah has been imprisoned by the gods of science. |
It's now 2 years, 7 months, 3 weeks and 6 days since Jehovah has been imprisoned by his brothers and sisters. |
Tfbaby:Thanks |
Jehovah is still in his spiritual prison |
Know the truth |
oluwaseyi000:Common Era 24:4 Now celsus had read some of the claims of christianity and to him, they sounded like the babbles of children. Therefore celsus said, those who wrote the scripts of Christianity and to those whom they were written are together people of poor mentality. For how can you say that a virgin gave birth to a child. |
This is the most 'childishest' thread I have ever seen. You nko? |
jesusjnr:Ok |
It's now 2 years, 7 months, 3 weeks and 5 days since Jehovah has been imprisoned by his brirgers and sisters. |
Muslims should know this |
You should know |
They must bow |
Learn the truth |
jesusjnr:sorry, they are not blunders. Yahweh your god does not deserve a capital letter 'g'. A prisoner like Yahweh doesn't deserve any capital letter. So when will your god turn my moniker to his own? |
Know it |
Learn |
Be not foolish |
It's now 2years, 7months, 3weeks and 3days since Jehovah has been imprisoned by his brothers and sisters. |
mcemmy0z:that's your opinion though |
jesusjnr:But I didn't use small letter 'y' to write the name of Yahweh. I used capital. |
jesusjnr:Okay, how soon will Yahweh do it? |
jesusjnr:Do you think your god would have made it happen before the end of this month? Pls give a time range so that we don't end up waiting for him to do it forever, just like the 'Jesus-is-coming-soon' wait the whole world have been doing for about 2,000 years now. How soon will your god perform this wonder? |
jesusjnr:Kikiki this post made my day. I will definitely say 'AMEN!'. Now let's watch your god do something through the name of fictitious Jesus.NB: I am not a Satanist. I am also not blaspheming or blackmailing any god. I'm just here to declare the imprisonment of Yahweh and other gods of religion so that humans can be set free from the shackles of religion. |
jesusjnr:That thing called Satanism is the internet scam. Satan is a title for enemy of humanity and Yahweh happens to be one. Pls place a curse on this moniker, I beg you in the name of Otem ![]() |
It's now 2years, 7months, 3weeks and 1 day since Jehovah has been imprisoned by his brothers and sisters. |
Chapter Sixteen 1. Now the Ummayads gathered together in Damascus and said, we have gone to sleep. We have allowed Abdullah the son of al-Zubayr to be a caliph for long. 2. Now let us seek after the brother of Muawiyah, who is the second son of Yazid and make him the caliph. So they sought after Khalid, the brother of Muawiyah who was poisoned to death. 3. Now there were some who said, Khalid will not become the caliph because he was born illegitimately in the day when Yazid his father went into the house of a prostitute. 4. Then the prostitute, knowing that Yazid was the heir to the seat of the caliph, kept the pregnancy and had a child. 5. Then she brought him to Yazid when the child was still a baby. Then Yazid married her. 6. Now the descendants of Abu Sufyan the father of Muawiyah argued, saying, Khalid is in all ways qualified to become the caliph because Yazid his father eventually married the prostitute and took in her son. 7. Now many of the Ummayads rejected Khalid as the caliph, saying, he cannot handle it. So they made Marwan the son of Al-Hakam the caliph. So the descendants of Abu Sufyan lost the seat of the caliphate to another family in the Ummayads tribe. 8. Now the descendants of Abu Sufyan hated the new caliph such that they posed resistance to him. However, Marwan was advised to take the wife of Yazid as wife so that by maternal link, the Abu Sufyans would continue to claim the seat of the caliph. 9. Now Marwan said, I shall not do it. But a man named Yesuf who was his uncle called him aside and said, you know how much wealth is in the lineage of Abu Sufyan. 10. Have they not amassed much wealth? From Muawiyah to Yazid his son, then to Muawiyah the son of Yazid, then to the wives and other children of Yazid there is wealth. 11. Now Marwan said, may Allah give you more wisdom, Yesuf. For when I was the secretary under Uthman the third caliph, I knew how many dirhams and how many dinars are embezzled by Uthman. 12. I knew how much money Uthman collected from Egypt and other nations under his caliphate. 13. Therefore I will approach Hashim Fakhita the prostitute who became the wife of Yazid and marry her. Then the family of Abu Sufyan shall no more see me as an enemy. 14. Then I shall also have access to the treasures amassed by the caliphs over time. 15. Now when Marwan approached Hashim Fakhita, she recognised him as the man who raped her when she was only five years old, but he did not recognise her. 16. Now Hashim Fakhita agreed to marry him, but she kept the thing she knew away from him. However, she told her sister Salimat about it, such that she hated Marwan because of that. 17. Now at a certain night, Hashim Fakhita summoned courage and called him. Then she said to him, Marwan son of Al-Hakam, I am the five-year old girl whom you raped in the days of our prophet Mohammed. This deed made me to become a prostitute until the days when Yazid impregnated me and made me his wife. 18. Now Marwan said, it is not my fault that I raped you, for the prophet commanded we sahaba(his followers) that we should sleep with little girls so that we could obtain more energy. 19. Therefore I took you by force, even as he did to Aisha before marrying her. Now be glad that you have me as a husband now. 20. Now Hashim Fakhita forgave Marwan that night, but while they slept, Salimat her sister sneaked into the room and held Marwan by the neck until she had killed him. 21. Then she fled. When Hashim Fakhita saw what was done, she remained on the bed with him, saying, Allah has rewarded him for his evil. 22. So Marwan died after ruling as a caliph for ten months and his son Abd Al-Malik whom he had named as his successor became the caliph in Damascus. 23. Then the family of a man named Talha said, surely this is the judgement of Allah upon Marwan for killing Talha our person unjustly. 24. May he not see aljana, but let hell be his portion. |
jesusjnr:So I'm now Satan Abi? Okay, continue. Yahweh(aka Satan) knows his title and nobody will contend that with him. Go on your knees, pray to him maybe he'll be able to answer you from his spiritual cage. |
jesusjnr2:Oh! That serpent your storybook was trying to implicate. It's funny. Anyway, Yahweh remains caged. |
jesusjnr2:Lol, serpent. |
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