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Oloruntobi4382:
Yahweh the great vampire killed 1,000,000 ethopians, your ancestors. What a loving God.

For real? Why? I mean what da fvck! Let him remain in his spiritual cage for more than 1000 years if possible. How can he do such a thing to our brotherland?

felixomor:
LMAo
Na today?

Gerrarahia,
Mumudeen

Reply first nah. Are u ready?

Many Millions of years back, when the Highest Energy(God) sent his first creatures(the gods) every part of the Universe to make findings of his unlimited works, Atum, Yahweh, Lar.gas(Allah),Chimides, Chaleb, Euchlydes, Mormoh and Ephraim were the only eight gods who came to the earth to do their own findings of God's work. Here is an account of the Intolerance Of Yahweh who later disowned the Highest Energy(his father) and rejected his creatorship.

DOCTUFOS: Adspiramen 5: 1-31


1. We all agreed that Earthus, the mother of the earth, should plant her pulling force into the earth so that anything we throw up might return to earth again.

2. Earthus agreed to help us out and so she passed some powers into the soils.

3. And so we made some creatures- beasts of different kinds and when they jumped up or fly up, they do not keep moving up until they vanished because the pull of Mother Earthus's force always brought them down back.

4. However, Yahweh always wanted to take control of the earth from Earthus.

5. He was jealous of the single power of Earthus which pulls all earthly things back.

6. Lar.gas began to make birds again in their thousands but lo, his birds all came crashing down from lofty heights because of the pulling force of Earthus buried in the soils.

7. Lar.gawas grieved and then he complained.

8. Yahweh was the first to present to us that Earthus should be judged because of this.

9. She planted her force in the soil for to destroy everything we have created, Yahweh accused her.

10. Earthus wept sorely but I, Eartum, consoled her.

11. Weep not Earthus for no hair of your body shall fall to the earth because of this.

12. Earthus was greatly consoled by my suiting words.

13. And it came to pass after our creatures have become multitude in number, that the thing began to grieve Nymphidis.

14. The creatures which resulted from the great bang were two millions in number, but only few of them were Homos.

15. The Homos were very gigantic in stature. They were all males like us, except for Earthus.

16. It grieved Yahweh because the beasts and Homos that resulted from the great bang were contending with the ones we created.

17. Yahweh wanted both all the beasts and Earthus destroyed once and for all. He loathed their sight.

18. Yahweh began to influence Lar.gasand they charged Earthus for the murder of their creatures, especially the birds which fell down from lofty heights and all die without an exception.

19. Lar.gasdemanded to get back all his dead birds alive from Earthus according to the advice of Nymphidis.

20. They took Earthus and hanged her hair on the longest tree made by Chimides.

21. I, Eartum stood between them to plead for her cause and to make known to them that instead of cutting off her first life, we had better ask her to uproot the pulling force she planted.

22. They listened to my advice and asked Earthus to pull out her force. She did.

23. However, it was not better for us because Lar.gas' birds soon disappeared within a short period of time.

24. Even our creatures disappeared too whenever they attempted jumping.

25. When Euclydes lost his lovely pet Homo, he began to seek for Earthus to plant back her force into the soil.

26. Lar.gas and Yahweh realised their mistakes and begged her to plant back the force.

27. An agreement was made this time between Earthus and us all that we shall not lay our hands on her if the force backfired.

28. Earthus also agreed to let the force remain forever beneath the earth.

29. Then at this time did Lar.gasmake some birds successfully by giving them light wings like ours, as well as designing their bodies in a way to give them resistance from the pulling force of Earthus.

30. He made the tepex materials as light as possible before moulding his birds. All these were the advice I gave to him.

31. Now Lar.gas' bird soared in the sky without crashing down or flying off the earth permanently.

It is no more news that within the radius of 200,000 years back, no god(higher being) graced this planet earth, but the human beings themselves write the stories of the past happenings and make the stories look as if they happened within our own time of the homo sapiens.

Here is the original true story of Faulkin(Zeusus Krista) whose biography was changed and written as the story of Jesus Christ.

DOCTUFOS: Adspiramen 7: 17-20


17. Earthus soon began to have her womb rise up and we feared that the liquid released into her body by Murmoh was only a poison to her soul.

18. We were all amazed when a giant homo with furs arose. Earthus had given birth.

19. The furs were dark like scarlet and the creature seemed too ugly for our liking. He had some resemblance to Murmoh who was black in complexion too(the only one among us who was having a dark complexion).

20. Thus we had the first homo to be born by flesh and not by the impact of the bang. He is called Faulkin, the firstborn of all creatures.

Faulkin(Zeusus Krista) was born millions of years back in the periods of the Neanderthals and anakims. He died in Sodom-Egypt. Eusebius of our own era later wrote his story as Jesus Christ and gullible people said that the fictitious version of Faulkin died for them. What a pity!

analice107:
How many demons are in you?
U being already demented should well know that except the host is willing demons won't be cast off him.

Make sure you don't quote me ever again, this is not animal kingdom.

Sorry, let me quote you for this last time. When last have you heard from 4evergod the duper, your spiritual husband? You said you'll do anything to marry him over and over and over again, regardless of the fact that he is a 419. Did you say so just for the fun of it or you meant it?

analice107:
Where is Oloruntobi4382 the Almighty?

Tobi the Almighty who was present when Jesus resurrected and got the powers.

Pm me with your number, from this day henceforth, anyone who dies around me, you shall be called.

Necrophiliac Tobi.

Are you done casting out the 'demon' in him? We are waiting.

Evidenx:
IN UR EYES U ARE BEEN FUNNY,BUT U DONT KNOW U ARE SHOWING OUT UR FOOLISHNESS...D TIME UR MOTHER AND FATHER WATSED TO GIVE BIRTH TO U WOULD HAVE BEEN USED TO FARM,IT WOULD HAVE PROFIT THEM BETTER...A BASTARD SON OF A THOUSAND FATHER'S. Since u dont respect men of God ...u are worth nothing to me.. Idiot!

Who are men of God? Do you mean those Womanizers? Gullible soul you are... a puppet of yahweh. FYI, Yahweh is currently in a spiritual cage.

lepasharon:
gone yet?

Not at all. His victims shall go there before I do.

Eggheaded:
We were asked to sing the PAPA AJASCO theme song in a large congregation, after the first three line of "Papa ajasco and company, manufactured by wale adenuga productions, Nigeria's number one, humour merchant"
After that third line, everybody
starts speaking in tongues.
Who knows the next lines?

Na lie I dey tok if I tell you say I know am

adepeter26:

OtemAtum, come and see what am reading oooo.

LOL, I for Don show here tay tay, na bitterleaf soup and Egusi wey I dey eat delay me till now.
Clears throat... eehm eehm... quack duck Quack doc Felixomor are u ready for my 'vex-provoking' response?

Oloruntobi4382:
During my research, the Person Yahweh does not exist but rather a combination of the actions of different gods. Enki, Enlil, Marduk were all called Yahweh in the bible, but there's this bloodthirsty god that constitutes 98% of Yahweh's actions. But we can still call that god Yahweh.

According to what I know, the bloodthirsty god was Nymphidis. Most of the things in the bible are just mere fictitious stories based on the true history of some entities of million years back.

lavenjcrown:
ok sir. lemme go and search for snake to kill.

I no dey o

frosbel2:
Open a church in Nigeria and you can be sure to have at least 10 members in the first month and depending on how you market yourself and package your message, this number could quadruple over a few months.

There is something Nigerians are looking for especially the women but I am not sure what it is. They will enter any building on Sunday even if it is a shack, to listen to their favorite self-appointed man of 'god' preach on a topic that tickles their ears and at the end of the so-called service empty their pockets into the church's coffers, with no thought for how the money will be spent.

Nigerians like church, it is a tradition that does not necessarily have anything to do with reverence for God or righteousness. Some people spend hours getting ready for church to display their latest attire, others go to 'wash' that new car and still others go to give testimony about that prospering business or new husband or promotion. A great majority go to church to ask for help in the war against witches, wizards, elves, fairies, demons, devils, wicked men and women and Satan himself. They will scream all day and all night while the pastor urges them on, often daydreaming on how much money he will get from the sheeple or how many of the girls he will sleep with.

These Nigerian sheeple will curse and fight or even wish death on anyone who dares to challenge their man of God, to them he is God on earth, an infallible pope, their mentor, husband and lord of lords. In fact, their emphasis is always on how God is doing great things for their man of God, on how their church is growing - nothing about their impoverished communities and the plight of millions.

In the midst of dire and great need, these men of God spend millions upon millions of ill-gotten tithe money on frivolities like Jets, entertainment, new cars and opulent houses, not to talk of rock star type of living. And my people starve, borrow, die in penury, want and stress, while these their favorite pastors live in total luxury and comfort.

Why are Nigerians so terribly gullible, why can't they stop this madness and leave these churches completely and focus on the things that really matters such as;
- Living a godly life by emulating the lifestyle of Christ
- Helping real people with real needs

It's a case of huge despair, I don't know how we can fix this problem ??

Cc: Analice107

lavenjcrown:
lol...... are u trying to be sarcastic with lala

So you are not a newcomer and u are asking how your topic can come to fp Snake, snake and snake is what you need to put up, nothing more or less.

lavenjcrown:
how can i be an OP here, how can my article be move as a topic here?

Just write something about snake, it will get here in a second.

Two entertainment gods standing side by side.
Weah96 Weah, a god of football and Ike, a god of acting
Happy to see you together.
Stay blessed.

Oloruntobi4382:
Which part of Yahweh are you refering to?

I don't get your question

WhistleB:
RIP Sir.



I have a feeling there are so many fishy things in that Nollywood that we dont know of.

There's nothing fishy there. He died of diabetes which is the killer of millions of Nigerians and Africans today. If only we can do medical check-ups regularly, then longer life shall be our portion. Share the news, diabetes is the cause of majority of adulthood death.

DOCTUFOS: Ikilo 3: 1- 25

Chapter Three
1. Now know this early before you fall into errors; the house of healing is the hospital. The house of worshipping a god is the temple. Therefore do not go to the temple to seek healing, as you will not also go to the hospital to worship a god.
2. For you shall sooner or later realise that you have made the wrong decision. For you who are diabetic shall spend all your days going to the temple, thinking that you shall be healed. But you shall be disappointed.
3. Now hear and know that a larger percentage of sicknesses which an aged person has comes from the level of his blood sugar. Therefore be ready to check and control the intake of sugar into your body in the days of your teen and youth. So shall you be able to avoid diabetes and stroke and hypertension.
4. For hypertension is it which has killed many people suddenly and they say that it is a spiritual attack.
5. Now hear what happened to a family in Ondo; four children of the same parents did not know that they did inherit diabetes from their parents. And they lived their lives normally, consuming sugar, taking beer and all forms of drinks.
6. And the second born slumped and died suddenly. And a week later, the first born who work in Lagos also had stroke. And those who heard of it said that it was a spiritual attack. And rather than taking him to the hospital for medical check up, he was taken from one temple to the other.
7. And sometimes he had no control over himself while he walked. And they said, how can a man not be able to halt when he had thought to do so? Certainly this is a demonic manifestation.
8. And the man was subjected to fasting for seven days. And while all these things went on, the man died.
9. And when the other two siblings heard of the death of their firstborn, a great fear fell upon them. And the fear which they had sped up the rate of their own ailments which were hidden before.
10. And the third born had hypertension. And in a short while, he became dead also at the age of thirty-six.
11. Now the last child, being a female, began to run from one place to another for help, saying, they have killed all my elder ones and they shall come for me also.
12. And she began to have nightmares and strange dreams. And she slept with the Bible by her sides everyday, reading the psalms. But in her ignorance did she run for what was not coming after her.
13. Now when she dreamt, she saw herself crying aloud in the name of Jesus. And her fear was much while she was awake and while she was asleep also. And whenever she saw cockroaches and wall gheckos in the darkness of the night, she thought that they were demonic.
14. And she shouted that they should die by fire, rather than killing them herself. And such creatures hurried into hiding and she thought that they had died somewhere when she did not make any attempt to kill them with her brooms.
15. And she feared the spiders with all her soul. And the rats also did she fear, seeing them as the agents of the devil sent from the pit of hell.
16. Now when she met her old friend, she told her of her misfortunes. And her friend said to her, friend, you are the enemy of yourself, for no one is after your life. And she rebuked her friend when she heard it, saying, I cast you out you devil.
17. And her friend laughed and said, I am not a devil my friend. For all the things which happen to you are caused by yourself and not by anyone.
18. Now she said to her, have you ever been to the hospital to check any of these things? To check if you have diabetes or hypertension or pile or any kind of diseases at all?.
19. And she said, God forbid, for I have no need of all such things. For Jesus is my doctor and he shall not let me see any reason to go to the hospital except for child bearing.
20. And her friends laughed, saying, your pastor Akinade, is he not a client of mine? For I, being a nurse, am his private nurse. And he does his medical check-up weekly. And he does not miss it.
21. But he had told you members to depend on Jesus to cure you. Now my friend, take my advice and do your medical check up. For if you are willing, I shall check you for free and know what is your status.
22. Now she agreed and did her check up. And her blood sugar was discovered high. And her friend said, surely, this is what has killed all your elder ones. But I shall not allow it to kill you too. For you shall check the intake of sugar into your blood henceforth and you shall be healthy.
23. And also, give your mind enough rest and think not on scary things, but rather nice things. And this shall change your dreams permanently such that you shall have no need of any psalms to read before sleeping.
24. So did the woman and till today, she lives in sound health in Lagos here. Is her name not called Adeola? And she speaks to me, saying, Otem, you are indeed sent to declare the truth. For I have read of you and perceive that you are real.
25. For the things which kill people is not spiritual attacks but heart attacks caused by fear and ignorance.

CatfishBilly:
I see what you did there

The rods between their laps are always seeking a hole to fill. The word 'Pastor' should be replaced with the word 'Womanizer' in the dictionary. So we can have:

A 4-day power-packed crusade

Host Womanizer: Womanizer Sunday Adelaja
Guest Womanizer: Womanizer Chris Oyakhilome
Other Womanizers: Womanizer Sulieman, Womanizer Fatoyinbo, Womanizer TB Joshua, etc.

Come once, come all...
Your wombs will never remain the same again...

It is no news that Yahweh, Allah(Lar.gas), Moloch, Enlil, Shoga, Mazda and all the thousands of gods of religions who are against the coming of this age are now captured by the gods of science(findings) so that human beings could have a change of brain code.

I have made this known since last year according to revelations. I am assuring us again that these gods are still in their spiritual cage and according to the thummim, they shall be there for 1000years, because human beings are in the process of mind evolution.

The light of God Almighty has revealed the Purpose for existence and it is not to be bowing down to worship a god or some so-called gods, rather it is for the purpose of USING THE BRAIN CRITICALLY to make FINDINGS of the unlimited works of God. And as we do so, we have to do good to humanities, loving one another and loving oneself. Loving the world and the good things that are in the world, contrary to the injuctionn of Yahweh(satan).

I have been saying it since last year that I was sent to declare it that YAHWEH and His Co evil gods are in a spiritual cage so that human beings could lose their religions and realize themselves as the gods rather than the gods of religion.

Stay blessed world. Happy Years Ahead. Cheers!

Pastafarian:
so healing Ayefele or Cobhams won't edify god's power

do you know how many souls would be won over if Cobhams starts seeing after being prayed for? do you know how many souls would also be won if Ayefele were healed by a pastor?

are you in anyway saying healing of nameless people edify god's power more than it would've if those guys were nationally popular figures

If Yahweh could heal Ayefele, I will forget all the revelations I have been receiving and worship Yahweh again to boost his ego as he desires. However, Yahweh is currently in his spiritual cage, and he shall be there for 1000years for the gullibles of the world to begin losing their gullibilities.

Hiswordxray:
Does he love you back?
Has he told you personally that he loves you?

God Almighty has never spoken verbally with any human being before since the beginning of the Universe. I feel the love of God Almighty in everything around me. I see the earth as a place of temporary uneasiness where God Almighty wants our species to experience something else and return to the afterlives of perfect peace. Our lives here on earth is just like 1 over infinity of the remaining lives we have to spend.

Other species and beings have their own planets where they go and experience uneasiness too, then they return to the afterlives of peace where God Almighty, the peaceful energy, is more concentrated.

divide9ja:
Why you talk so?
becos Jesus did not abuse a baby like mohammed did?

Both of them abused something
Jesus abused ladies
Muhammed abused little girls

Jidibia:
The bank has no right and legal power to do that since it was not the bank that posted the money.

Okay, I just gained one more knowledge

lopjohnny:
my pastor told me there is hell fire.... I too read it from my Bible but my confusion is that some people who claimed to be Christians said there is no hell fire... please are we having different bible or are Christian doctrines not same. because many bible verses proved their is hell fire.

Wilgrea7, over to you.

logicalhumour:
I currently live beside a thick forest (last house before it).
The other night I came out to...I don't just know why (i'm some how).

A dog was barking seriously and furiously, I didn't mind. I turned and looked deep into the forest, Behold. I saw some incomprehensible figures...something like darkness with a figure began to approach me...its foot made sounds on the grasses...I hesitated to run.

After a few seconds, adrenaline began to work, My brain couldn't take the figure any more...I fiante from there with a great speed into the house!!!

These are the kind of things I want to know how and why....

All these things you are posting here doesn't prove the existence of God, it only proves to you alone the existence of other beings. Abi all these things you are seeing up and down are GOD ni? I am not getting it.

SolexxBarry:
I just went through ur threads and I can't argue with u further,I av my convictions,I believe in d supernatural I guess that's d difference behind ur post and mine

I also know the supernatural, but I don't know witches and wizards or demons because they don't exist. Human beings just like to scare one another, the supernatural beings are just about their own businesses in their own realms. You may want to know more about the mystery of the Universe, check here: https://www.nairaland.com/2938907/

SolexxBarry:
I just went through ur threads and I can't argue with u ffurthet

Why not?

SolexxBarry:
I can't remember telling u i didnt sleep with an ac on,and what scientific explanation can u relate to having finger nail scratches early in d morning

Sometimes whenever I am sleeping beside my friend, he scratches himself so hard while sleeping. And in the morning, he wonders just like you, that he was scratched while sleeping. Tell him he did that to himself and he would never believe it. Your case might just be the same. There is no mystery in the world but ignorance. If there was an AC on, you wouldn't be feeling heat or uncomfortable to the extent of scratching yourself so hard. But if there was heat, I'm sorry you could do more than just scratching sef.