₦airaland Forum

EmmaFantastic:
Wrong!
How many countries have you been to and you saw people doing the s.t.u.p.i.d/nonsense acts that some of my fellow nigerian christians do? I've seen it clearly, that it is the useless and garbage attitude of some so called christians, that is affecting many of you that are not christians. But be aware that it is not all christians that do those nonsense acts and it's mostly in african countries that you see such things-in fact, Nigeria is still excellent, you should go and see what they are doing in some other african countries. The summary is that, it apears people now use christianity and church as a cover for, and a platform to perpetrate, their stupidity, ignorance and other atrocities.

But you guys should learn to look beyond the nonsense ones among us. #FACT#.

didn't you see 'if allowed' in my post. The countries where they couldn't disturb very well are the places where they are not allowed to do so.

Lol.
Your best quote ever "Two nails killed the son of the carpenter."
A carpenter killed with his own tool, who should be blamed? Fictitious Jesus died for his profession

Bible users disturb people in any country they are if allowed. They set speakers everywhere, disturbing the neighbourhood day and night. They make noises in buses, cry madly on the streets at the dawn of every day. They do crazy stunts that cause traffic jams. They blow trumpets of illusionary hell fire about and tell the people that their saviour is coming without a specific date. Eventually, their generations get wiped off for other generations to exist, but their fictitious hero never came, still their noises persist.
Any sane country would ban the book causing such confusion.

Hmm, the gullible sheeple are still plenty o . So the guy above me ^^^ thinks that Myles Munroe was killed by a devil? So what was Yahweh looking at when the devil was killing him? Hmm.

boliswitpassprik:
speaking of wisdom,it is wayyyyy far from you sir.

Learn wisdom folk. Wisdom is foolishness to the unlearned

boliswitpassprik:
ignorant bast.! did you steal for him or with him?

he stole from us Let's call a spade thief a spade thief .

Majority of the tribulations of the world are caused by you guys(the jihadists). However, the world will not end thru war, terrorism, etc no matter how the terrorists try. It's not possible for human beings to kill themselves to zero population.

See confusion in Christianity.
Well, let me help out. After death on earth, the soul continues to exist in any of the numerous afterlives(located in the inner universe). The soul can seek reincarnation to the physical worlds(located in the outer universe) or he may remain in the inner universe as long as he wished.
I have seen Eusebius and some of his cronies in their inner universe called 'heaven' before. Forget that thing that they said 'heaven is made of gold, jacinth, bla bla bla'. It's just a psychological place and not a physical dwelling place. It's peaceful(just like every other afterlives allowed to remain) but it's very boring.
Hell has been made nonexistent many years back by the light of God Almighty.

DeadRat:
can You Share With ME One Or Two Mysteries

1. The mystery of the founders of faiths.
2. The mystery of the existence of thousands of afterlives, peace after death, etc

Babatunde360:
does he have a penis or a pussy

Yahwehpenis had an answer to this, but unfortunately he has been banned.

[quote author=36STATES post=61618234[s]]Yorubas don't do anything legit, everything they do is crimina[/s]. Adeboye and his gang are the worst criminals you can ever imagine.
He's a mindless fraudster, and I have been writing against him since I got access to the internet more than 18 years ago.[/quote]You speak a combo of tribalism and truth. Pls take away tribalism from your blood and focus on the truth alone. That Adeboye is a thief, yed that's an established fact.

boliswitpassprik:
the rate of your stupidity is alarming sir,now I'm sure your case is beyond medical help! Even Boli cannot solve your psychiatric problem......Fool!

don't resort to causing whenever you can't handle the truth. Be wise.

Jacksonville:
Whatever happened to that zeal

that zeal had to go when I finally discovered my soul purpose. I was working for a stranger earlier, but now I'm working for the ancestors of my fatherland Africa.

Chapter Two Hundred and Seventeen

1. Now Anoni said, I have also flown into a time in the inner world called the future also. And I found a homo who is a pastor. And he performs fake miracles like the rest of the pastors.
2. Now the name of this pastor is Elijah. And he was he who went to a new widow and said, you are but a helpless homo now, for your husband is dead and your child is only six months old.
3. Now if you will agree, let us use your child to perform a miracle which shall bring many to the kingdom of god. And the woman said, is it good to use deception to bring homos into the kingdom of god?
4.And Pastor Elijah said, do not look at the path which we take to bring people to Zeusus, but only look at the harvest of soul which it shall bring. For we have used the testimony of hell fire to convert thousands of souls into the kingdom.
5. And illusions of miracles have we also used in abundance. And truly Yahweh our God is pleasd with us.
6. Now the widow could not resist the words of the pastor, for she did not want to disregard him. And she said, what shall you need my daughter for? She is very little and I do not want any harm to come upon her.
9. And Pastor Elijah said, it is an easy talk. For she shall be used for the performance of miracle upon the lame. Now let her grow till the age when she shall become a toddler, then shall I come for her.
10. Now when the child had become a toddler, Pastor Elijah came to fetch her. For he had planned to use her for the miracle of a lame baby. Now he said to her mother, do you say that she took her first steps yesterday? Why is she crawling on the floor now when she should be walking?
11. And the mother said, she is afraid of falling down, for she only took her first steps yesterday. And when she fell, she cried for a long time until she had slept off.
12. But if she is being motivated, she shall arise and walk.
13. Now when Pastor Elijah heard this, he was glad, saying, the plan shall work. Now the pastor said to her mother, bring her and let me test her. And she was brought before him.
14. And the child lay on the floor, for she was not ready to make movement. Now when the mother tickled her, she turned around on her knees and began to crawl away. And the pastor said, raise her up.
15. Now the child was made to stand, but she did not walk. And the woman motivated her child, for she held a toy in her hand and shook it in her face. And when the toddler reached for it, she moved away from her a bit.
16. And the baby fell down, for she was not ready to take a step. And the mother raised her up continuously. Now after some times, the baby took a step and another. And she grabbed her mother and laughed.
17. Now when Pastor Elijah saw this, he said, this shall work perfectly. For the people shall rejoice and give glory to our god. And the church shall be filled to the brim.
18. Now the pastor arranged how the widow would bring her child to the crusade ground. And many who had ailments came to that place, but they were debarred from reaching the pastor.
19. But the widow who carried her toddler was allowed to have access to the place where the pastor stayed. And she wept and lay her baby on the ground. And Pastor Elijah said, what do you want our god to do for you?
20. And she said, my child cannot walk yet, for she is two years old already. And she appears like an 11-month old baby because she was struck with a disease.
21. Now the pastor said, god have told me about the case of Debrah your daughter already. And she shall receive her healing today right here. Now the woman yelled as if she was surprised how the pastor knew the name of her daughter.
22. Now Pastor Elijah bent over the child, praying for her to rise and walk in the name of Zeusus Krista. And the baby did no attempt to stand. And the pastor said to her mother, let her be on a standing posture. And she made her so.
23. And the pastor prayed for the child to walk, but she did not take a step. And the mother did all manner of things, clapping and calling her name. Now the child took a step and another and her mother moved backward.
24. And she took two steps while the pastor kept calling the name of Zeusus Krista. And she hugged her mother. And the congregation who watched screamed to the glory of their god. But none of them thought to probe further whether the thing was genuine or not.
25. And all the real sick people returned home sick and more weak while they who were whole thought that miracles had taken place, yet they knew neither the woman nor her child inidividually, for they saw them only in that gathering of many for that time alone and they believed the fake miracle staged by the pastor.
26. And more crowd joined the church of Pastor Elijah, thereby enriching him greatly.

sonofluc1fer:
I agree.. The church today stinks like Jesus' rotten corpse.

I wonder if a fictitious hero stinks. Pls describe what a fictitious stink looks like.

Jacksonville:
This was last year October at Teslim balogun stadium, Lagos. I was under that rain live...

Rain of anointing
I remembered a crusade I attended as an undergraduate in those days. One powerful rain began to fall, we started casting and binding under the rain. Omo, we were soaked more than a soaked ijebu garri that day, thinking that the trinity gods will dash us 5dot because of our zeal

HRHQueenPhil:
church is a business , any pastor dat does not carry that mentality will never make heaven, even in the bank.we are trained to think business like, thats why poeple are shocked that we can come back to the ofice by 9pm just 2 make sure the ATMS are working because they give us 65 naira commission. same with pastors, infact d only reason CHRIST has not come is because the spread of the gospel has not entered some corners.

Long and short is, everybody shld take GOD Business seriously, its very profitable.lol

Sheeple or shepherd spotted

Rahym001:
HELL FIRE Loading.....

lol...this doesn't work anymore.

akher5e:
idiot

u feel my poem ba

olipee:
This one brain don shift o.........., skewed to the left ah guess!!!!

Ahahahahaha Gullible Nigerians can amuse me sha

salt1:
This fellow!
You have to make up your mind who/what you are: god or man. Or are you both?

I am a god in human manifestation.

soulpiano23:
May God forgive this man for whatever reasons that made him to say this.

He didn't offend God Almighty in the first place, but if he had offended Yahweh, there's no big deal, since currently Yahweh is held captive in a spiritual prison.

boliswitpassprik:
another psychiatric patient is on the loose.!!!!

When your reasoning faculty gets out of the box, the people of lower thinking faculty, who thinks within the box of limitation will cast aspersion at you. Hmm, I know your type, you haven't started logical reasoning yet. Your time is coming though

Ahasco:
I'm kinda confused here. Are you saying by outer universe there is a boundary to this universe we are in, that is to say there are other universe(s) outside this universe we are in? and by universe i mean the solar system together with other galactic images, objects, asteroid and what have you.

by outer universe, I mean the physical universe where we have body and soul, but by inner universe, I mean the place where there is no body but soul/spirit alone.

This is the truth, the churches should be named Adeboye Institutions of Domesticating Sheeple
(AIDS).

DeadRat:
does The Human Body Have Enough Energy To Go Deep into Spirituality alone? Have You Tried This? And What Was The Outcome

Meditation raises the energy of your soul, not your body. I meditate as often as I wish and some mysteries are always revealed to me.

DeadRat:
world Of Spirituality? How Can You Find Your Way Into Spiritual World Without the Guidiance of An Entity?

Meditation is the key, just meditate, having no god in mind. It will start by seeing your soul flying. Keep meditating, you'll start having mysteries unfolding before your eyes. Then you can create a religion if you so wish. Religion is just a limitation to the spiritual growth of those who swim in it.

DeadRat:
But Spirituality Is Part Of Religion Even Created By Religion

Spirituality isn't created by religion, rather, it's the other way round. For example, when some Indians in our homo sapiens reality went spiritual, they created Hinduism(a religion), when Moh Ahmad went spiritual, he created Islam. When Paul, Eusebius, Tacitus and many between the first to the 3rd centuries went spiritual, they created a religion called Christianity.

Religion is created by a spiritualist.

iamgenius:
Continue saying rubbish.

oh, now I get. Allah made a typo earlier.

DeadRat:
1. What Rules Are You Referring To

2. But Meditation Is Part Of Religious Activities

1. Bible rules, Pauline rules, women should keep silent before men in places of worship, etc.

2. To meditate[ponder] on a 'god's' word is different from the normal meditation. The meditation I'm talking about is the one you stay still, either in a sitting position or in a lying position, breathing in and out without thinking of anything. Then you find yourself in the world of spirituality after some time.

umarshek6:
humans are not perfect

He said that I said 'rubbing' and I said I didn't say so. Why are you talking about perfection here?

salt1:
I don't get you. In one breath, you destroy religion. In another, you worship the good gods of science and findings. Still in another, you subscribe to God Almighty.
I don't think you're talking of the same deity and I see you believe in religion.

You'd accused me of lying, I showed you my sources. You said the convert must be pretending, I told you I can't tell.
You sound thoroughly confused.

My unsolicited advice: seek help before you lose it completely

pls quote me where I said I WORSHIP THE GOOD gods OF SCIENCE.
Yes there is ALMIGHTY GOD who created all the gods you guys worship. I mean Yahweh, Allah, Vishnu, Mazda, Moloch, Baalim, Odin, Olorun, Eshu etc whom you guys take as God Almighty are actually his creatures.
I didn't say that you are the one telling lie, I was refering to the Luciferian Church founder when I read what you posted. I have already seen that he was using Karmish. Then I wanted to read from the source, so I asked you for a link.
You don't actually know what I know, so it's hard for you to judge me yet. Yes, there are gods of science but they are not being worshipped. Again, you can point to where I said that I worship gods of science.

Note: Not everything called god demands worship. For example, I am a god but I hate worship so much.