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Religion / Re: Man Poses With 666 Inscription On His Forehead (Photos) by OtemSapien: 5:03pm On Nov 21, 2017
Felixomor, come and see a thummim I spoke about some months back. It's already happening. Now the sheeple will fear for their lives grin

Religion / Re: Was The Book Of Genesis Just A Cheap Copy Of The Sumerian Text by OtemSapien: 1:05pm On Nov 21, 2017
zeestunner:
people are begining to see the lite 'illumina' and the whole truth will unfold before our eyes someday soon
The whole truth is already here and it will be here forever.https://www.nairaland.com/2938907/doctrine-ufos
Religion / Re: Jay-z Claims Jesus Was Invented To 'control Dumb People by OtemSapien: 12:55pm On Nov 21, 2017
Jacksonville:
Of course Satan is ruling as the god of this world. But a time is coming when the kingdom of God will be established on earth and your Satan will be locked up for good and you will know that Jesus is LORD... but by then it will be too late to repent...

The kingdom of God is here...
Are you inspired by the light of God Almighty to write this? It's obvious that the words of Satan aka Yahweh and the words of Lucifer aka Allah are ruling the minds of so many people in this dispensation, but the gods are currently making sure that those two books of the evil gods I mentioned previously are losing their effects on humanities, because the knowledge of who or what is God Almighty is emerging at the moment to bring us into the age of Aquarius, that awaited age of enlightenment where human beings will do great exploits even better than any god has ever done.

I AM HAPPY FOR WHAT I AM TODAY. PEACE cool
Religion / Re: Come And Prove God's Existence - Week 1 by OtemSapien: 11:04am On Nov 21, 2017
If your definition of God Almighty are the skydaddies in various religious books, then I can go with you that the gods don't exist based on that definition, because the gods don't dwell in the skies but other realms within the inner universe.

If your definition of the gods are our ancestors(both those who have more complex makings and those who are exactly like humans) then I can say that the gods exist. For example, Yahweh, Atum, Moloch, Vishnu, Allah, Chaleb, Olorun, Chuku, Nzame, Nyame, Eshu, Enki, Enlil were first some giant beings who possessed the earth billions of years ago, gave birth and also made some 'robots' like themselves(homo erectuses, hominids, neanderthals) died or 'left the world intentionally'. Then our ancestors like Ogun, Oduduwa, Bongo, Luwabi, Ristot, etc became gods by deification.

Then generally, there is a UNIVERSAL CONSCIOUSNESS present in every being, every thing. If that is what you call GOD, then you are very very right. Through this consciousness comes all the things and beings in existence, be it Allah, Yahweh, Olorun, Obatala, Moloch, Odin, etc.
This GOD ALMIGHTY is not in human form except you perceived it so. This GREAT CONSCIOUSNESS is not what you can describe in term of an organism. Sometimes I don't know whether to refer to he/she/it as either he, she or it because he/she/it is indescribable, but it can make more sense because it is not human.

Sum everything in existence up, you have THE FIRST CAUSE.
If you perceive this first cause, you will be feeling like the 'most high' yourself. When you have a very high consciousness of the FIRST CAUSE in you, you will start seeing some ridiculous past gods like Allah, Yahweh, Moloch, Mazda etc like babies and toddlers, and you'll start seeing their so-called holy books like a K.G rhyme books, just as I'm perceiving them to be right now because of the very high consciousness of God Almighty in me.

It sounds ironical to also say that all atheists and freethinkers are gods in their own respect. By default, whoever trust in himself to live this world is a god. So if that is your definition of a god, then gods exist. Socrates fall among this category of gods as well as Spinoza, Einsteins, Sigmund Freud etc. If the atheists want to know whether they are gods or not, they should go and open church. You won't be surprised to see the 'amen crew' worshipping these atheists in the name of pastors and saying, 'God of Johnydon22, God of Hopefullandlord, etc. Ask Ifenes who's a pastor, yet doesn't believe in the christian god how he's managing it. To be sincere, it is even those who don't believe in Yahweh that always become more successful in their pastoral career. Check that out.

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Religion / Re: The Doctrine Of The Ufos by OtemSapien: 5:35am On Nov 21, 2017
Chapter Eleven
1. When the thinkers in Negre discovered that those who ruled do not fear the law, they said, we must make the law very strong and defend it.
2. Now a homo named Bayo said to the people, the masses must have a say in the matter of the nation.
3. They should be given voices to speak. Therefore, he and many other people who studied the law of the land began to be advocates for the masses.
4. When the pastors saw this, they knew that the things which they benefited from corrupt leaders will no more be forthcoming.
5. So they said to their followers, if you do not fear those who rule over you, how will you fear Yahweh your god?
6. So fear your rulers and fear your god also. Do not criticise whatever they do because it is the will of Yahweh for them to be rulers.
7. The brainites criticised the things which the pastors confessed and they said, it is the right of the masses to speak against the evil done in their land.
8. The pastors knew that if the brain users continuously rule the land, some laws shall be made which shall not suit them.
9. So they fought hard to see that only religious people got to the places of position in the land.
10. So the pastors began to encourage their members to join politics and to see higher positions in it.
11. A thinker named Segun desired to be the leader of the land of Negre, so he went and joined himself to a church.
12. There he continued to become famous. And he was put in high positions in the church.
13. Now after ten years of his stay in the church, he opted for a position in politics.
14. His fellow church members gathered to cast their votes for him and he assumed the position.
15. Now when he was there, he cut contacts with the pastors of that church and joined the other brain users who were in politics.
16. Not when the pastor of the church named Ritshad heard that he had mingled with the irreligious thinkers, he was angry.
17. Then he laid a curse upon him, saying, if you do not repent and return to Zeusus Krista, you shall die before thirty days.
18. Now this brain user said, I have read a lot about the curses which pastors cursed people but none of those curses have ever worked, therefore I do not fear your threat.
19. When the thinkers heard this, they began a countdown for the pastor. And daily they broadcast the number of days left.
20. Now when it was nine days left for the thirty days to elapse, there was news all over that Segun had been killed.
21. Now the churches rejoiced and ascribed the death to Yahweh their god.
22. Now the thinkers of the land arose and said, how come Segun did not die a natural death, but he was actually attacked?
23. Now they charged pastor Ritshard and he said, you have no evidence that I killed him. If you will sue anyone, go and sue Yahweh, because he did it.
24. Now on the thirty-first day, Segun appeared, for he did not actually die in the attack, having escaped with deadly injuries.
25. And he had gone to hide far away.
26. Now when it was checked, they discovered that those who attacked him were actually robbers who had no connection with Ritshad the pastor.
27. Now the thinkers said, did Otem not say something about coincidences? Truly, coincidences make the world interesting.
28. If Segun had died during the attack, Yahweh would have been revered as a powerful god when he is not.
29. Now after three months, the pastor got a disease. And the disease was not cured until he died six months later.
30. Now when he died, the people of Negre began to say, who killed him? But the thinkers said, that is a mystery of coincidence.
Religion / Re: Why Do Nigerians Carry Religion On Top Head Pass Isreal ? by OtemSapien: 9:09pm On Nov 20, 2017
Nigerians love anything fairly used, second hand, Tokunbo, etc. Christianity is a UK used religion, brought along during colonialisation.

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Religion / Re: What Does A Thousand Years For Yahweh Look Like In A Cage? by OtemSapien: 6:17pm On Nov 20, 2017
Essdob:
if these caged gods can't see beyond their individual cages then they can't converse. That's boring. So i think they are going to feel every minute of boredom the 1000 years bring with it.
You're making a lot of sense.
Religion / Re: Jay-z Claims Jesus Was Invented To 'control Dumb People by OtemSapien: 5:40pm On Nov 20, 2017
Doctufos:
Lishius 16: 15-16
15. and Cuenca said, if this Krista[Christ] whom they profess is more of a tool of deception than of truth, why then did he have to die at all?
16. For the deception in the name of this supposed son of god is already more than the truth.
Religion / Re: Scam by OtemSapien: 5:14pm On Nov 20, 2017
Let your mother return three of the kids to their parents. She can keep the one whose father was missing.
Religion / Re: Pastors Are Tithers Not Tithe Collectors by OtemSapien: 4:52am On Nov 18, 2017
petra1:


Pastors are volunteers like you. It’s a responsibility. The full time pastors do get some stipends . But can’t be compared to the lucrative jobs many of them sacrificed for the Call .
You have obviously been deceived. undecided
Yes there are pastors who get paid stipends, but these ones are not the main pastors or the pastorpreneurs, they are mere workers in the organisation. The real pastors and pastorpreneurs are the ones chopping the money. Imagine, churches like deeper life will collect tithe and offering and send the whole Money to the headquarter church for kumuyi an the other ogas on top to flex while the small small pastors under them are languishing in poverty. They were not even called pastors until recently sef. undecided

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Religion / Re: Some Nigerians Are Holier Than God? by OtemSapien: 10:29pm On Nov 12, 2017
In the first place, holiness is a concept based on falsehood. Righteousness is what is recognised.
I can perceive from your write up that you are talking about Yahweh, meaning him for God.
So if I will go with you, I will say Yes, you are right, every Nigeria, no matter how evil, is more righteous than God.
But because I know God not to be Yahweh, Allah, Moloch or any of these small small gods of religion, I will simply say that NO, Nigerians are not more righteous than God.

Firstly, who or what is God? God is the totality of everything. So it means that God is also the totality of all righteousness, therefore the righteousness of an individual person cannot be equal with the righteousness of God the whole. However, if we are to take the summation of the righteousness of humanity, animals, rainfall, sunlight, air and every other thing in existence, then we can say that is equal to the righteousness of God Almighty.
Religion / Re: Why Are Majority Of Atheist In Nigeria Of Yoruba Descent by OtemSapien: 9:01pm On Nov 12, 2017
shukuokukobambi:


a miracle indeed dear servant of Otem. praise da lawd sambary cheesy
Pls I am not Servant to any god o. I am that Otem himself and a god. The OP doesn't know what exactly he should do. The thread is very dumb.
Religion / Re: Why Are Majority Of Atheist In Nigeria Of Yoruba Descent by OtemSapien: 8:59pm On Nov 12, 2017
konjinus:
grin dont mind the pained Yoruba atheist.. He is using style to convert to Christianity cheesy
No, it's youd thread that doesn't make sense. You're interweaving religious broohaha with tribalistic palaver. It doesn't make sense.
Politics / Re: Alex Ekwueme Flown Abroad For Treatment by OtemSapien: 8:50pm On Nov 12, 2017
Hmm. Successful people will always attract every tom, dick and harry. Imagine this man who jejely lives his life, someone somewhere was using his name to scam people under the guise that this man was his father. Damogul, aka Samuel Chinedum Ekwueme, aka 4evergod, also known as Butterflyl1on, Scammer1 of Umudu town, Umuajata, Olokoro, come and see the person you once claimed to be your father even while Onyemaechi Ekwueme your actual father was alive.
Well, the BOOK OF TRUTH has this proverb already that a fruitful tree will attract many organisms.
Doctufos: Proverb of Otem 11:5
5. The branches of a fruitful tree attracts birds and insects of different species, but a withered tree shall be abandoned. So is a rich homo who has many friends while he is rich, but when he has lost his riches, he is being abandoned.

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Religion / Re: Church And The Deception Of The Media - By Leke Beecroft by OtemSapien: 8:31pm On Nov 12, 2017
Mr Leke, all the people who criticised the church according to the list you made, they did it when social media and internet isn't commonised, so whatever they said didn't really travel well all over the world, therefore the sheeple continued to remain in the grass grazing. But now that even a 2go-age child can have access to internet, even a child of 12 years will find it weird when his or her pastor is telling him or her some things that don't add up.
We are in the era of awakening and enlightenment, as well as the time of fighting for mind independence and it will only get better. In the next century, we will be where the developed countries are currently in term of thinking faculty, thanks to internet access that got to us.
My comrades in this battle for mind independence, do not give up the fight. Let's keep doing constructive criticism of everything we see as questionable in the doctrines our colonial masters installed into our brains. As we do so, our intellects grow and get better by the day. Peace.

WE MAKE THE WORLD WHATEVER WE WANT IT TO BE.

Doctufos: Worldly Music 1:16-19


A song of Okatawa and his brothers: Decisions
16. Life and decisions are twin brothers. For decisions make life appear how it is. Decisions give shape, size, colour and rigidity to life.
17. A poor decision leads to destruction and peril. A rich decision may be painful, but in the end, it dabs life with radiant colours.
18. Blessed is one who has decided to change his land from bad to good. A painful decision is it, but it is a beautiful one. For an unrefined gold is like a homo without a right decision.
19. The decisions of today give shape to tomorrow. It is good to make a thoughtful decision, looking away from the pain but focusing at the profit in the long run.

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Religion / Re: What's Your Greatest Favourite Miracle Of Jesus? by OtemSapien: 8:26pm On Nov 12, 2017
hakimi1974:
interesting. i will surely take time to study all your topics and write up. take care.
Thanks. But this is my major write-up, a revelation for the future humans. You can go through it as well.
https://www.nairaland.com/2938907/ doctrine-ufo
Religion / Re: Are Those Speaking Bad Of Jesus Christ Cursed? by OtemSapien: 8:22pm On Nov 12, 2017
LUCKIE2014:
Nope! But blasphemy against the Holy Spirit can never be forgiven.
The holy spirit must be an unforgiving spirit if he can't forgive people who blasts him. Is the holy spieitt high on weed that he can't forgive people?
Religion / Re: What's Your Greatest Favourite Miracle Of Jesus? by OtemSapien: 8:10pm On Nov 12, 2017
hakimi1974:
chai! i don fall down for chair with laugh. so you are telling me their is no God.
I didn't say that o grin Who am I to say that Diarisnogodo when Mama P have said Diarisgodo?
Religion / Re: Is It A Sin To Drop Empty Envelope In Offering Box? by OtemSapien: 8:04pm On Nov 12, 2017
aamstih:
You would garner likes and you would think you really did spoke well.


It's what I did the last time I went to church, so should I lie that I put money in the envelope when I didn't? I will even show you the envelope sef.

Religion / Re: What Preachers Don't Tell You About Tithe And Offering by OtemSapien: 7:52pm On Nov 12, 2017
Dnockeror333:


Uhh, old guy, this be a New Theory. I pray to hear that later before or after am rising from the temporal grave of rest....!
okay no p

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Religion / Re: What's Your Greatest Favourite Miracle Of Jesus? by OtemSapien: 7:51pm On Nov 12, 2017
hakimi1974:
lol. maybe nah from then all this brewery get their inspiration from.
hmm, you see that one talk. You know anything from the bible of 6000 years ago is always the first of its kind in the world, e.g the first man in the world of 3billion years old is Adam of 6000years ago while the first death in the world of dinosaurs of 3billion years is Abel of 6,000 years ago.
So the first brewery can also be the brewery of Jesus. Hmm.
Religion / Re: Why Are Majority Of Atheist In Nigeria Of Yoruba Descent by OtemSapien: 7:46pm On Nov 12, 2017
shukuokukobambi:


shut your putrid mouth you this shameless hypocrite cheesy

you threw a tribalistic bait and it fell flat on your thoughtless head. what are you preaching? didn't Paul tell you that in Jesus, no Jew, Greek, Yoruba, Igbo nor Hausa? why would you single out the yoruba atheists? are there no igbo atheists? have you finished converting your tribal sinners? cheesy

Just know you're going to hell for your hypocrisy cheesy

Chei! I have never seen where an irreligious person is threatening the religious one with hell before. This is a miracle as I am seeing it for the first time!!!

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Religion / Re: The Doctrine Of The Ufos by OtemSapien: 7:37pm On Nov 12, 2017
Chapter Twelve
1. As air contains dust, so does a good homo contain some negative things. But he should work towards minimizing her negativity.
2. A father does not reject his children because it is ugly, therefore do not reject your children when they do not believe what you believe with you.
3. The farther from the homos a god seems to be, the more powerful he would be regarded. That is why every god whose images are with the homos can never be as respected as they whose images can never be seen anywhere.
4. If the homos begin to draw the pictures of Yahweh, Allah, Mazda and all religious gods, they shall undoubtedly lose their values.
5. The crown of the head of a king covers his gray hair.
6. If two forces come directly against each other, one have to be swallowed up by the other. So is the matter of the gods who pave way for themselves to reign when the latter comes with more force than the other.
7. A pit covered with mat is more dangerous than an open pit. To cover up your problems while you die in silence is worse than making it known to those who can help you.
8. The gods behind a fading religion are never happy, but the gods bringing a new one do not care about how they feel. But they who use their heads to think will rejoice always.
9. The time it takes to build is more than that which it takes to destroy.
10. The thumb, no matter how short, is the most diligent of all fingers. Therefore let no one despise a dwarf because of his stature.
11. A one-legged man can dance too. So do not deny anyone the opportunity to manifest the God in him.
12. The greatest treasure is neither gold nor silver. It is a book and a pen. Therefore let no child pass through childhood without handling them.
13. If you see a ghost in a dream, you have no problem, but if you see it in the physical realm, you have a great problem needing attention.
14. For it is either you cannot distinguish lucid dreams from physicality or you are hallucinating.
15. A big fish in the dish does not guarantee that a homo will enjoy his meal.
16. No matter how they run after each other, the hands of a fan can never catch up with each other.
17. Air is always around you. What a fan does is to blow the air on you, not to manufacture air for you.
18. A nation without farmers will go hungry and die of starvation. Many civilisations have ended when they ran short of farmers because of famine.
19. Even though Olorun is good, crafty Esu became more popular than him such that more than a hundred gods including Esubii, Yesua, Esus wanted to identify with his name. Therefore the popularity of something or someone does not make him a good person.
20. So also does the obscurity of anyone not make him a bad person.
Religion / Re: The Doctrine Of The Ufos by OtemSapien: 6:51pm On Nov 12, 2017
Chapter Eleven
1. No matter how long a ladder is, it cannot connect the physical realm with the spiritual realm.
2. The universe has no limit because its creator has no limit too.
3. Every core matter should be taken seriously. Even the core of the earth is seriously hot, therefore the matter of brain-using should be seriously considered.
4. All religions have an end, but making findings last forever.
5. The branches of a fruitful tree attracts birds and insects of different species, but a withered tree shall be abandoned. So is a rich homo who has many friends while he is rich, but when he has lost his riches, he is being abandoned.
6. It is dangerous to enter inside the well because you want to fetch water. Only an unwise homo will go inside the mosques and churches to preach the use of the brain to them.
7. No matter how good a cream is, it can only beautify you externally. The internal beauty is morality and it is a virtue.
8. Even if a homo makes a drawing of Mother Earth on his body and wears the crucifix of Tammuz on his neck, it does not guarantee that he is a good homo.
9. If fart is made to have colours, many innocent faces shall be judged guilty. So also shall many great people be found wanting if all secrets are permitted to be revealed.
10. He who has talent and worked on it is different from he who has talent and refused to develop it.
11. Diseases don't kill, it's the ignorance of how to treat diseases that killed. Therefore the more knowledge acquired by humanity, the more they shall be able to tackle diseases and stay alive.
12. A head full of lice is not the same as another full of gray hair.
13. To stay psycho-physically fit, wise words are needed. But to stay psycho-spiritually fit, meditation is needed.
14. The more the priests and pastors of religion in a nation, the less the development there, but the more the scientists in a nation, the more the development there. Therefore dare to study everything.
15. Thoughts come from the brain, but fear makes the heart panic. He who can tame his heart by using his brain shall conquer all things.
16.That which breaks away from a body moving in a circular path does not create its own circular path, but goes in a straight line. So does a homo who has departed from the shackles of ignorance.
17. No matter how little distance a homo covers by carrying a dot from one place to another, he has done some works.
18. Therefore do not say that you cannot go from one place to another to sell the little goods you have for sale.
19. An insect which defies a kaktus plant because it is a plant shall wake up in another world which it is not familiar with.
20. So shall a big team become relegated to the background when it does not prepare for a challenge against a smaller team.
21. If the effort you put in praying to achieve success is more than the work you apply, failure is around the corner.
22. For only by the power of coincidence shall you not regret such action.
23. Therefore go for what you want without wasting time praying to the gods who are now held captive in the vacuums such that they are now vacuums themselves.

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Religion / Re: Abraham Spoke With His God Face To Face (proof) by OtemSapien: 6:19pm On Nov 12, 2017
bloodofthelamb:
NO ONE HAS SEEN GOD THE FATHER... WHO ABRAHAM SAW AND SPOKE WITH WAS GOD THE SON WHO LATER INCARNATED AS CHRIST JESUS OUR SAVIOUR AND LORD.

You are partially right. Abrahama aka Brahma actually spoke with Faulkin(Yeshua), assuming him to be God Almighty. It was the reason why Brahma left the Trinity of Shiva, Vishnu and himself, for he was shy and depressed when he discovered that Faulkin(Yeshua) was not God Almighty but the firstborn of the gods.

Read it here in the Doctufos of truth

Doctufos:
Doctufos: Deorum 5:1-6
DEORUM
CHAPTER FIVE

1. When Faulkin[Yeshua] heard that brahma had had the child of Asherah, he became sad and jealous. And he sought to kill the child.
2. Then did Brahma, whose name had been changed to Abrahama, listen to the voice of Faulkin[Yeshua] to sacrifice his son (Asherah’s name had also been changed to Sarah).
3. And he laid the child down to kill him. At this time did Faulkin[Yeshua] say, do not kill the child, because he is not supposed to be killed. Come close and have this sheep which I have brought with me.
4. And Abrahama went close to him and Faulkin[Yeshua] put out the sheep from the invisible ray. Then did Abrahama sacrifice it instead of Isaac his son. And Faulkin[Yeshua] said, why did you accept to sacrifice your son at all?
5. Did you not know that killing human for sacrifice does not belong to me, God? But it belongs to only Moloch and to Nymphidis[Yahweh]. But Faulkin[Yeshua] had determined to kill the child before, but the nature of his mother had made him change his intention.
6. Then Abrahama said, I did this because of the trust I have in you, O great God!
Religion / Re: The Parable Of The Gullible Sheeple by OtemSapien: 6:06pm On Nov 12, 2017
caye:
I can bet 40%
Otem= LogicBoy [the 2012-2013 monicker]
I didn't even meet logicboy on nairaland and I was still a very Christian as at 2012-2013. I'd love to see any of logicboy's thread if he has any. cool
Religion / Re: What Preachers Don't Tell You About Tithe And Offering by OtemSapien: 5:53pm On Nov 12, 2017
Dnockeror333:


What then should Africa replace with the tithe of the Isrealite as commanded by the God of Isrealite?
They should replace the payment of tithe with the use of their brains. But if they still want to be doing tithe, they should be using it to feed the poor, not to feed the pastors.
Religion / Re: What Preachers Don't Tell You About Tithe And Offering by OtemSapien: 5:51pm On Nov 12, 2017
Dnockeror333:


If the Son is one wuth His Father, then there is sparce differences if you call the Son His Fathers name. Yes, am talking of the Almighty God, my Father, your Father.


And more, for your last comment, then tell me what Africans should have done in place of the tithe commanded by YAHWEH the God of the `Jacobines'?
Almighty God is the God who created Yahweh, Allah and the rest of them. God Almighty didn't command tithe, but Yahweh, a god in a faraway land of Israel commanded it for his people. So why should Africa care about a god in a faraway part of the planet?
Religion / Re: Is It A Sin To Drop Empty Envelope In Offering Box? by OtemSapien: 5:47pm On Nov 12, 2017
ElsonMorali:


You are ignorant.

People call the Almighty different names in their different tongues. How come you don't know something so basic?
sorry, people haven't really known the God Almighty. Those guys they have been calling God Almighty are mere local gods of their lands. As in, how can you correlate Yahweh that sent Yeshua with Olorun that sent Oduduwa and Allah that sent Mohammed? Will you say that they are the same?
Religion / Re: Why Are Majority Of Atheist In Nigeria Of Yoruba Descent by OtemSapien: 5:12pm On Nov 12, 2017
This thread is the dumbest ever. undecided

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Religion / Re: What's Your Greatest Favourite Miracle Of Jesus? by OtemSapien: 4:32pm On Nov 12, 2017
hakimi1974:
shine shine bobo, gulder, hero, trophy, 33, mountain on fire, udeme, legend, or odeku. oya which brand him turn water to?
dem never manufacture anyone of this by then. Maybe it was Yahweh beer or what do you think? I mean the kind that made Noah get drunk.
Religion / Re: What's Your Greatest Favourite Miracle Of Jesus? by OtemSapien: 4:28pm On Nov 12, 2017
Nedfed:

Is it beer or wine? Get your bible and read John 2:1-11.


Bros just tell us you won drink beer
I don't drink beer, but according to my translation, fictitious Jesus turned water to beer. Don't ask me which translation. It's the King Item's version. cool

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