₦airaland Forum

Unfortunately, what the N1600 we got when I served in 1997 can buy, 77k can't buy it today.

CyrusVI:
How can you believe same Dangote that isnt honest enough to public state the price of his own product

You are so ignorant

The cabal has held him by the jogular. If you know, you know

givedemwotowoto:
Spell myopic correctly if you have to call people that

Lol!

Typo error I guess. Anyways as long as you get the message.

givedemwotowoto:
This was strategic for Tilumbu

With this he’s guaranteed 25% at the presidential election even if he doesn’t win the state

You are still myopic to think election is still about voting for parties.

It is now about the individuals regardless of the party they represent.

Cool.. It's really not about party but the individual.

Tommydare:
Anyone wey dey call US, UK or oyinbo land saner clime is definitely insane. Ain't no sanity in those places.

Naija is one of the most insane countries in the world.

So yes even with knife crimes in UK and gun violence in America, they remain far saner.

Anytime I had to walk back home in the middle of the night and I talk short cuts I just say to myself "thank goodness im not in America" cos one mad man can just shoot me just for passing beside his house.

I still repeat that UK is far better than America.

I met two Americans in a club yesterday and I jokingly told them not to fear cos we don't carry guns in UK.

Even the police don't carry guns except those of special mission.

Read what abdusallam Abubakar said.

The former head of state had lamented, “Everybody is crying of this hardship and it seems to be getting out of control. People cannot afford three square meals, the issue of transportation, the hike in fuel price, the hike in school fees for the children and the lack of funds in everybody’s pocket is making life difficult for everybody.”

Now compare to what an inconsiderate power drunk confused mistake of a human in the name of wike said in this video and you will agree with me that he is not OK mentally

Renman:
Her appearance does not match her word... let's assume she is, what about kissing, touching, caressing, anal sex etc She might have done some dirty things without sexual intercourse!

Let's call her secondary virgin.

Fineman2:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUdNJysTf4M?si=f5qy7MwjA75Fd-Ah

Popular nigerian chef Hilda Baci celebrated her 29th birthday yesterday

She is virgo so I believe her..

Virgos are usually late starters.

Shakathewarrior:
A Mumu 'Obident' spotted

Another hopeless hungry Tinubu supporter spotted.

Before you say I be obidient just know that I'm an Educated yoruba man with a sound mind.

Tinubu is a curse to Nigeria and Nigerians and the miserable money he pays your type monthly is less than the money I use to buy a box of Roasted Almond.

That is to tell you how low you have brought yourself defending a failed government.

Even those suffering from Stockholm syndrome are way better than you.

Sharpsharp00123:
don't call me names u call your parents

There are boundaries to everything

Who is this?

Oloriburuku ni gbogbo yin. All Tinubu supporters

Remove your age from 50 and you will have an idea of how young you are to me.

Una no go die better. Bunch of demons supporting a failed government.

Sharpsharp00123:
the ever unstable election loser

So it's no longer 30k

They must have added a little cos of renewed hardship.

Eyin oloriburuku mashanfani eranko.

How do you feel anytime you support Tinubu?

etrouble:
When hand touch am, he will carry oil, kolanut, goat and other sacrifice materials to worship Tinubu the god of Politics.

USA wey he dey think say go save am, US don throw an under moving train

Thank goodness this is a faceless forum and I understand that you are so hopelessly poor to the point where you will do anything to support failure as long as you are paid £20 a month to support Tinubu.

So I honestly understand your predicament.

EagleMenage:
Hello Nairaland,


I have a serious confession to make and this has been killing me emotionally and I can’t keep it anymore.

It all started at age 14, I happen to be the only male child and seeing myself among my sisters I started developing a kind of strange affection for them which is really strange and evil.
My sisters are really beautiful indeed to be honest.

I share room with my elder sister, and there was this night I woke up and realized she was on a phone call with her boyfriend and at the same time using her fingers to play with her vagina, but when I saw her she tried to get my attention to have sex with her but I refused.


Honestly the next day I didn’t inform any of my parents about this and I kept it confidential.

I thought that’s all, but afterwards, whenever am alone then I feel like having sex, I’ll become Hot to the extent that, I easily get moody after some few minutes without satisfying myself.

It went on and on until one day I couldn’t hold it anymore and I had to take my elder sister panties and wrapped it round my penis, and this is where it all started, unfortunately I had this idea from no where that I can use that as a means of satisfying myself without any girl.

From the beginning it feels good to me and honestly I was enjoying it, gradually I improved on it.


This is the journey to my addiction…..I started Masturbating with ladies pants everyday at any little opportunity I get.

I can masturbate more than 5 times in a day.

Am an introvert so this really hunt me more and more. It got to a time I feel within myself that it’s evil but I couldn’t talk to anybody about it because I was afraid even my parent couldn’t like me again so I kept it on the low.

I did everything possible to stop this addiction but all failed.

Sometimes I feel a strong energy around me, mostly when am alone and that’s the exact time I’ll start thinking about woman, and this caused me to love porn.


Honestly this hunts me amicably so I decided to have a girlfriend at age 18yrs thinking that will rather help me stop masturbating but it became worst, I even ended up being a womanizer, chasing girls everywhere.

Truth be told, my worst enemy now is Masturbation, I am 28yrs now with a woman and two handsome boys but ridiculously, I still masturbate, it’s eating me up and am getting depressed over this addiction.

Masturbation is reducing me, both physical and spiritually, I feel drained.

Everything is shutting down on me, and I have no one to talk to about this, am really scared my wife will get to know about this and right now things are getting out of hand.

Am facing a lot of trauma, my business isn’t moving anymore and I can’t stop Masturbating.

I can be having sex with my wife and still be masturbating.

This have caused me to have no limit over my sexual life, and whenever am having sex, I feel an extra energy within me that makes me sex for so long without getting tired.


It’s killing me slowly within, right now I’ve developed a waist problem and I don’t know the next damage this will cause me again.


Please everyone here, am pleading you all to help me with a solution, I need help to overcome this, I’ve confessed this to several pastors but couldn’t get any solution……

Please nairalanders, help me.

I wanted to say "go get married" until I realize you are married already.

All you need to do is pray to GOD. Call on the holy spirit and he will help you overcome.

Addiction of any kind is terrible.

Zooposki:
Three showers a week ke? Even for winter when I was abroad I dey shower at least once a day if I’m not going out. Twice a day if I go out. Anyway sef Oyinbo can stay 1 year without bathing, so not surprising.

Twice during winter...

You try.

I will try and watch the ones I havnt watched.

Me that love face-sitting like Kilode.

Well nah to focus on a lady

Oshokhai69:
Which kind useless question be this? Did you read what he wrote? Did you see the last paragraph?

My bad. I guess I skipped it.

I did someting like this too.

Kudos

Candidlady:
Promiscuous gender

It is that HIV that will kill you

Are you aware that ladies are more promiscuous?

An average lady of 25 years will probably have about 5 body counts minium whilst most guys at 25 are just starting their sexual experience.

officialwdhtv:
“I contracted it the first time I stepped outside of my marriage” says a man who has been living with HIV for 31 years

Take a listen!!!

#wetindeyhappentv


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCdKo--ICJE

HIV Is no longer a death sentence.

There are people who had it at 30 and lived the course of their years succcesssfuly.

Pim.p

And BTW why does Nairaland keep pushing stuff about this inconsequential lady to front page.

Please let front page be for decent people.

Veste:
I am about getting off the hook of this type of woman that only wants me because of her selfish gains.
Imagine someone you married legally telling me to spend on her before she will allow me knacking since April. I stylishly locked up despite the conji before person go accuse of rape in another man's land.

My advice is guys, if u are going abroad or living abroad single please stay away from naija women ooooo.

Is she A Nigerian?

Lol!

Who be this one? Eniola must really feel she is knowledgeable enough to speak on national issues.

Please face your Nollywood

Firm perky full boobs Is a luxury even to "virgins".

Kobicove:
This is obviously a skit...if you attempt to sell food like this by the roadside in the UK you will find yourself in prison!

You are so right.

MrBrownJay1:
well said... if she sells her goods anywhere near Peckham, she will sold out within a few hs. in no time, she will have to rent a shop as business will be booming.

Anywhere in South East london

Salewa97:
The price of petrol in Nigeria is still one of the lowest in the world.

The only difference is that we are not subsidizing it for now which is not a bad thing.

The money that would have been used for subsidy is being channeled into infrastructure development

How do you define cheap.

In UK we buy one litre at £1.6 which is just 1% of hourly minimum salary or wage despite that UK is not a major crude oil exporter.

Nigeria which is a major producer n exporter sells fuel for about 1k which is 1.4% of the entire month's minimum salary or wage.

So I honestly don't understand what you mean by cheapest and don't dare try to convert pounds to naira.

chidiokay:
That was before today, are you saying Nnpc fix price for dangote even before an agreement was reached

N897 is the existing price for imported pms, how in the world does it make sense imported and local product would sell for the same price ... abi we dont just like doing things with sense in this country

Welcome to Nigeria.

So you need to be told this before you understand that NNPC has cornered Nigerians and they will continue to make profits.

If Dangote was given a free hand to sell to any marketer of his choice, Nigerians will be buying fuel at 500 naira per litre.

But it has always linked for many years.

Abi no be the road wey I dey drive pass steady be this.

Rossikk:
I honestly don’t know what people see in that guy.

I would understand if it was Messi.

But I’ve never seen this guy dribble anybody on the field.

Just this his “by force” style of playing.

He plays opportunistic football.

Messi remains the G. O. A T

Messi will hold the ball from midfield, with great stamina and dribbling skills to score but Ronaldo mostly capitalises on passes near the opponent's goal post.