Babham:
Just make sure you know math well well..... .. Which uni yu wan choose

Federal university of technology Yola

Hi. I am gonna write jamb this year and i plan to apply for computer Scince, My question here is....... How tough is Computer Scince course in the Public universities. Matured comments please

TheSlyone2:

In the North close to the school I graduated...

1-1

Classy design. Security. I love my Blackberry Bold 5❤❤

jeromzy:
3dfcwzx tomorrow sure game....thank me later

Nairabet or what?? Price ??

olayinka807:
Super Eagles and Arsenal of England star, Alex Iwobi, 20, and his girlfriend, Clarisse Juliette, 19, have been dating for over a year now and they seem to be so into each other, with the model always seen at match grounds whenever Iwobi is playing, and both of them always hanging out and professing love for each other on Instagram.
We've compiled the sweetest photos of Clarisse, which will surely make every man salivate.

Source - http://www.gisthit.com/2017/01/this-sexy-photos-of-alex-iwobis.html

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Woooow.....i can't believe that iwobi has been Banging her every night. Lucky Boy

wemmyklein:

Hello guys, I just want to share some pictures of a 5 bedroom bungalow with a pent house (construction process).Good or Bad.

Are you a Civil Engineer ??

Something is wrong with your upstairs OP

Xslaze3xd:
Do You Want to Apply For The Nigeria Defence Academy This November for the 68 Regular Course.


THEN LET US DISCUSS HERE...PLS NOTE THAT
THIS IS STRICTLY NDA ND NOT DSSC OR
SSC..DISCUSSIONS SHOULD CENTRED
AROUND ADMISSION PROCESSES INTO NDA..
.
Thanks....



#AndeX

Am

Oocc:
You graduated 15, 10, years ago and still no job yet. You talk to people around about it, to get help but you are mocked behind you and they talk about you and say all sorts of things.

You walk almost all the roads and streets in Lagos in search of job, still no job. Any company you go to, they tell u to apply online whenever they have vacancies.

You stay at home to search for jobs online and neighbours gossip you and say he stays at home doing nothing, instead of him to go out and hustle like his mates. They term you a lazy man.

You come on nairaland to talk about your joblessness and how you have suffered, and you see people advising and some even opting to help, but at the end, you discover it was all but a show. No one wants to help.....Nobody wants to help, even if they can. I even doubt if any man helps any man these days. Mostly they prefer to help women! I've had about 4 different Nairalanders that have opted to help, but they just stop replying when you send them the mail or CV they requested.

You lay on your bed every night, thinking, sometimes praying and crying.. ..soaking your pillows with tears, but it just seem like God is just far away.

The truth is.. ...nobody cares! Nobody gives a damn about you. If you like kill yourself inside your room......nobody cares! You don't have a job for 20 years, nobody cares! You discover that the more you tell people your problems the more they mock you and use you as a topic of discussion, and the more you get frustrated. Nobody helps anybody again in Nigeria.

This is to me and all those nairalanders like me, coming to seek for help......coming to seek for job.....Stop begging for job, stop hoping that someone will help you here. Drop that your certificate, in fact go and hide it(i just did that today) Go out there, carry concrete-in-pans on your head and climb a 3- storey building, wash toilets, carry loads for people, work as labourer on site, carry packages from container to store, carry cement, do all sorts of dirty jobs and make money.. ....no matter how small. At least you won't beg anyone, or hope on anyone.
Just do anything to survive, cos no one will help you except you.



#bowing out

I guess you're a Fishery student and you graduate with a pass

An official club statement said: "With the aim of prioritising the preparation of Wednesday's match against Athletic Club, FC Barcelona has decided that players recognised for 'The Best' FIFA Awards, held this afternoon in Zurich, will not attend.
"Barcelona is thankful to FIFA and the president Gianni Infantino, but they consider important the game against Athletic Club and they want their players to rest."

Muhammadu Buhari was born on 17 December 1942, in Daura , Katsina State, to his father Adamu and mother Zulaihat. He is the twenty-third child of his father. Buhari was raised by his mother, after his father died when he was about four years old. [11]
He attended primary school in Daura and Mai'adua before proceeding to Katsina Model School in 1953, and to Katsina Provincial Secondary School (now Government College Katsina) from 1956 to 1961.
Early military career
Buhari joined the Nigerian Army by enrolling in the Nigerian Military Training College (NMTC) in 1961. In February 1964, the college was upgraded to an officer commissioning unit of the Nigerian Army and renamed the Nigerian Defence Academy (NDA) (prior to 1964, the Nigerian government sent cadets who had completed their NMTC preliminary training to mostly Commonwealth military academies [12][13][14] for officer cadet training). From 1962 to 1963, Buhari underwent officer cadet training at Mons Officer Cadet School in Aldershot in England .
In January 1963, Buhari was commissioned a second lieutenant, and appointed Platoon Commander of the Second Infantry Battalion in Abeokuta,
Nigeria. From November 1963 to January 1964, Buhari attended the Platoon Commanders' Course at the Nigerian Military Training College,
Kaduna. In 1964, he facilitated his military training by attending the Mechanical Transport Officer's Course at the Army Mechanical Transport School in Borden, United Kingdom .
From 1965 to 1967, Buhari served as Commander of the Second Infantry Battalion and appointed Brigade Major , Second Sector, First Infantry Division, April 1967 to July 1967.

Messi is gay

obataokenwa:
Cristiano RONALDO !
=>He doesn’t drink alcohol because it reminds him of the disease that killed his father.
=>He hasn’t got any tattoo’s on his skin so he is able to donate blood twice every year.
=>Comes from a poor family and lost his dad when he was just 20 years old.
=>Made big donations for Palestinian schools and gave $3m for countries in horn of Africa suffering
=>He stepped forward to cover the cost of a nine-year-old boy’s cancer treatment.‎

I love Cristiano Ronaldo ❤

datswasup:



21 Things You Need To Stop Doing This New Year


1.Stop Spending Time with the wrong people 
Proverbs 1:8-19, Proverbs 17


2. Stop running from your problems 
Genesis 27:41 

3. Stop lying to yourself. 
Ephesians 4:25 II Kings 8:13 

4. Stop trying to be someone you are not 
Matthew 23: 1-12 

5. Stop trying to go back to the past
Exodus 14: 5-14, Hebrews 10:35 

6. Stop being afraid to make a mistake 
Matthew 7:3-5, Romans 3:23 

7. Stop berating yourself from your mistake
Philipians 4:3, Romans 3: 23 

8. Stop trying to buy happiness 
Matthew 19:16-30, Luke 16:13-15 

9. Stop exclusively looking to others for happiness 
I Samuel 1:6 (Penninah and Elkanah) 

10. Stop thinking you are not capable or ready 
Build up your self confidence and your God confidence 
Hebrews 10:35-39, 2Timothy 2:1-26 

11. Stop getting involved in relationships for the wrong reasons. 
2 Samuel 11:12 

12. Stop rejecting new relationships because the old one did not work 

13. Stop being jealous of others 
(Take inventory of your own blessings) 
Genesis 4:4, Genesis 27:41, Genesis 29:1-35, 1 Samuel 21, Acts 5:17 

14. Stop complaining and feeling sorry for yourself. 
Phillipians 2:14, Matthew 20:11, Exodus 15:24 

15. Stop holding grudges 
Gen 27:41, Gen 31:36, Gen 50:15, Esther 3:5, 5:9) 

16. Stop letting others bring you down to their level 
1Kings 16:28 -22:40 Ahab and Jezreel) 

17. Stop proving yourself to others 
(Especially those who will never approve you) 

18. Stop always trying to make things perfect 
Matthew 19:21 

19. Stop following the path of least resistance 
Joshua 7:1-26, 22:20 

20. Stop always thinking the worst before you think the best of others. 
Avoid Horns and Halo approaches to People. We put horns on people we do not like and never see the good they do. Both are errors in fleshy judgement and do more harm and create more injustices in the long run. 
1 Kings 22: 1-28 

21. Stop holding back on God and the church when you don't like something or something in the church. 
Acts 5: 1-6

http://www.datswasupblog.com/2017/01/21-things-you-need-to-stop-doing-this.html?m=1

Stop MMM

googlepikins:
Buhari is an illiterate, he has nothing to offer

If Buhari is an illiterate then i don't know what to call you

googlepikins:
Buhari is an illiterate, he has nothing to offer

Mtswwwww....For fvck sake President Buhari Is a former army General!! How can he be an illiterate?? Smh

mathkid:
not even u guy

What??

mathkid:
hope u read my advice very well?

Yes sir. thank you

cc:lalasticala

mathkid:
Since it is ur deam to study civil engineering,go on and study it,all u have to do is,study hard on all your subjects buh 4 those 2 subject u re having problems with,u read them very hard and if possible u can start attending tutorial classes if u haven't been attending before to support yourself.

Thanks man

cc:lalasticala

MODS Front page please Fynestboi , olawalebabs , Richiez

BUHARI! BUHARI!! BUHARI!!!... No Fuel. - Buhari. No Electricity -Buhari No money - Buhari No food -. Buhari No water -. Buhari Is Buhari God? Is Buhari a Magician? Or Is he Babalawo? If we really want things to go down well, we must reshape our manners,characters,attitude and our devotion to God. We don't help each other. We don't worship God properly. We don't help the needy. We don't give charity. We don't care for the old ones anymore. We killed and splash blood any how. We use human beings for rituals. We sold goods that are bought cheap exorbitantly. We hate each other. We don't love/help our neighbours. We are tribalistic. We are regionalistic. We are religious bigots. We don't pay our dues to God i.e Zakat, tithe etc. We are corrupt. We are everything evil. With all this, how do you expect things to be normal. Buhari is neither a Pastor nor an Imam. And so how do u expect miracles and wonders to be perform by Buhari under 2 years of his leadership. Even the gargantuan Jonathan postulated that no one can fix Nigeria's problem under four years. For Rome was not built in a day,and therefore no one should expect a change with a blink of an eye. BUHARI RELAX AND MOVE ON WITH YOUR TRANSFORMATION/CHANGE AGENDA.

Hello Readers, Am gonna write jamb and Waec this year but am kinda confused on which course to study. i always wanted to study Engineering (Civil Engineering ) but am pretty bad in maths and physics ( am afraid of the course) ...Can you guys Recommend a good marketable course that a should Read or should I stick to the civil engineering dream... am a science student by the way

marvelck:
Sex deprivation is one of the worst things that can happen to any human. Nothing clears the mind, relaxes the muscles and calms the nerves like good rounds of sex.
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The happiest people on earth are those who are sexually satisfied. Look out for ladies who look bitter, angry with stiff-looking body, their problem could just be lack of good fucking that sends them to cloud 9.
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Also closely look at any man that looks unhappy, unsettled and easily provoked, his problem may just be lack of wet pussy to bang.
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I really pity any lady in this world that will die without experiencing the ecstasy of cloud nine. Have you been sucked before? I mean has your man eaten those clits and devoured your pussy with his mouth?
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If No, then know that you are missing out long time. If all he does is to penetrate, bang and cum within 20mins, then you are on a long tiny thing.
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We will regret mostly the things we fail to do and experience more than the things we actually did and experienced. I always tell people that sex is one of the greatest creations on earth. This world would be bleeped up without bangings and screwings.
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Don't just be banged, be explored! Don't rush it. Let him take his time to UnCloth you, kiss you passionately with eyes closed, caress your body, suck your breast, get down there and suck your pussy while eating the clit until you are wet, then penetrate and bang the hell out of your pussy until you are dry.
Banging should last for at least 50mins nonstop because you both need to be exhausted totally after ejaculation and orgasm. This is not a quickie. Scream while he is banging you so that your neighbor will know you are being laid. Don't just lie deer like An Iroko tree......
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This should happen to yu this New Year: Be kissed, sucked and banged!

Okay bye

Chichi

Chaiiiii...50 minutes?? are we Robot's??

08029971146....abeg help me out pls.... i need to download some textbooks at e-library

jesusson22:
As shared by a social media user, read below:
"A Customer's Report: This chic you see here is a University graduate. Her Queen's English was mind blowing. The way she handled selling her moimoi ehhhh?! I had to buy more than I came for. Her customer service was. I felt like I was in a 5 star restaurant. Talk about selling moimoi with class. Some people may look down on her, but this chic could go home daily with nothing less than 20k profit. Multiply that by 6 days a week and 28 days a month. some of you corporate guys don't earn that as salary."



http://www.certifiednaija.com/2017/01/viral-photo-of-university-graduate.html?m=1

She must have studied Fishery at University, That why she couldn't find a job

THE OTHER ROOM... The other room Where a woman pretends To be weak So that a man Can believe he is strong Where a woman pretends To be foolish So that a man Can say he is wise Where a woman stoops So that a man can conquer. The other room Where gods of men Become worshipers of women Where leaders of thought Become minions Of the bleeders blood Where wielders of power Succumb to power. The other room Where the brashness of testosterone Yields to the bra straps of estrogen Where the bravado of masculinity Is tamed by the wiles of femininity Where the turgid Becomes the flaccid Three rooms In a house One in which a man Believes he is king Two in which He realizes A woman is god! Hmmmmmm! ******** *The Other Room* In the other room Hardened men become beggars The queen becomes the king too The king, just a beggarly page In the other room We cry for joy Beg to be injured For there, we enjoy pain In the other room We beg to suck milkless breasts Accept every proposal And promise any thing In the other room Fate of nations are decided Destinies of men are fixed Death warrants are signed The other room What a room............

Will you sell it for 10k Will you sell it for 10k

opaniyi12:
Make I buy this land for future investment

Lel

Xavi: Messi deserve it