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Education / Re: WAEC Or NECO: Have You Ever Sat Alone In A Hall? by othman11(m): 6:58am On Sep 30, 2017 |
my first FTC on nairaland i would like to dedicate this ftc to my village people and to madridistas all over the world your love make's me strong and your hatred makes me impossible. 2 Likes |
Education / Re: How Will You Spend Your One Billion Naira In 24 Hours. by othman11(m): 12:06pm On Sep 24, 2017 |
Sabrina18:You have to spend it all in one day, you can't save it in a bank |
Education / Re: How Will You Spend Your One Billion Naira In 24 Hours. by othman11(m): 11:41am On Sep 24, 2017 |
Cc: lalasticlala seun fynetboi olawalebabs mynd44 how will you spend your one billion n |
Education / How Will You Spend Your One Billion Naira In 24 Hours. by othman11(m): 9:27pm On Sep 23, 2017 |
what will be your priority if you have a billion naira in your account? how will you spend it? what will be your major purchase? |
Education / Re: Advice Needed On University Choice by othman11(m): 7:56pm On Sep 23, 2017 |
Quantity surveying |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: UEFA Champions League 2017: Scores After Tuesday Group Matches And Latest Tables by othman11(m): 10:41am On Sep 13, 2017 |
HalaMadrid 3 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Senator Dino Melaye's Camouflage Outfit Got People Talking by othman11(m): 7:20am On Sep 13, 2017 |
Hgggg |
Education / Re: After Secondary School.. Where Are You? by othman11(m): 4:12pm On Sep 10, 2017 |
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Education / Re: Help Me Celebrate I Just Check My Waec Result by othman11(m): 2:09pm On Sep 10, 2017 |
DrRasheed:Hey, How much did you paid for waec there please. My brother is going to write waec next year as an external student at your school ( Hayatu iyawa) |
Islam for Muslims / Re: 5 Common Mistakes When Dealing With Children by othman11(m): 9:42am On Sep 08, 2017 |
Masha allah |
Family / Re: 4 Reasons Why, As A Mother, You Shouldn't Bring A Househelp by othman11(m): 2:31pm On Sep 05, 2017 |
motun2017:Those boobs are more prettier . |
Religion / Re: Why Do Memories Of Vivid Dreams Disappear Soon After Waking Up? by othman11(m): 10:20am On Sep 04, 2017 |
deb:You don start abi 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Adamawa APC Chieftains Stranded In Government House by othman11(m): 6:45am On Sep 04, 2017 |
Achadu76:Bindo barawo |
Education / Re: The University Of Ibadan Is Set To Admit Just 3,200 Candidates Out Of The 62,295 by othman11(m): 6:43am On Sep 04, 2017 |
holywahala19:Who asked you |
Politics / Re: Adamawa APC Chieftains Stranded In Government House by othman11(m): 12:39pm On Sep 03, 2017 |
lightblazingnow:A stupid, he goat, idiot, clueless governor that doesn't care about the people of his state. THIS THIEF IS GOING TO THE PRISON COME 2019. |
Romance / Re: My Anus Is Gapping And Leaking. Should I Put Cotton Wool Inside? by othman11(m): 7:42pm On Aug 28, 2017 |
MzErica:of course |
Education / 10 Places A Freshman(fresher) Must Know by othman11(m): 5:14pm On Aug 28, 2017 |
1. Senate Building: this is the first place to know when given admission, because most of your admission documents will be signed at the Senate Building. 2. Library: this is another place a freshman should know, since your major aim in school is to read and make research. Most of your lecturers wont give you a complete note, you would have to read textbooks to meet up. 3. Faculty/College: this is a kind of umbrella that envelope both your departments and other related courses. This is very important because your department needs your profile and your day to day records. 4. Banks: immediately after admission and registration, you will money transaction from your banks especially if your school system of payment through bank transaction. You also need this for collecting money sent to you by your parents. 5. Lecture Rooms: you must know the venue for your lectures for easy learning. 6. Health Centre: this is paramount because your health status is more important than your education, for easy assimilation of school works, you must make sure your health status is awesome. 7. ICT Building: you will surely need the help of technology, especially when it comes to recording your CAT and exams. 8. Hostel: accommodation is important, to be on the saver side, make sure you know the routes to your hostels. 9. Market: you will need to buy foods and other things, make you know where to get those things at a cheaper price. 10. Fellowship/Mosque : God factor is very important, anything you do without acknowledging God is baseless. |
Education / Unbelievable Acronyms That Will Shock You by othman11(m): 5:02pm On Aug 28, 2017 |
Do we know actual full form of some words •News paper = North East West South past and present events report. •Chess = Chariot, Horse, Elephant, Soldiers. •Cold = Chronic Obstructive Lung Disease. •Joke = Joy of Kids Entertainment. •Aim = Ambition in Mind. •Date = Day and Time Evolution. •Eat = Energy and Taste. •Tea = Taste and Energy Admitted. •Pen = Power Enriched in Nib. •Smile = Sweet Memories in Lips Expression. •SIM = Subscriber Identity Module •etc. = End of Thinking Capacity •OK = Objection Killed •Or = Orl Korec (Greek Word) •Bye = Be with you Everytime |
Education / 8 Things Hostel Life Will Teach You by othman11(m): 4:51pm On Aug 28, 2017 |
1... Many people are not there to bag just one degree but two. A degree in their respective discipline and secondly but most importantly, the main degree that brought them to school -- BSC BG which stands for "Bachelor of Beg Beg". That was how one strange guy ive never met in my entire life before trekked almost 50km all the way from( i suspect Hall 3) to ask for the crayfish he gave me to keep for him in hall 4. I just saw somebody with an agbada abi na singlet sef barge into our room and went straight to the point without much ado "I dey look for crayfish". I didn't answer him, I continued with what I was doing. He now tapped me, "Bros, abeg you get crayfish wey you no dey use again"? I didn't know what to say. I wanted to tell him that the last time I saw Crayfish was in a Nollywood movie but behaved myself and calmly told him no. Or is it the day one guy saw me frying egg while passing the hall way and went to buy bread on me and my egg's behalf. I was about bringing down my carefully fried one-quater egg from the fire when I saw somebody at the door with fresh bread smiling. Him: "Chairmoooo" raising both hands up, "I hail oh. How E wan be na"? Me: Frowning my face "How wetin wan be"? Him: Pointing at my egg and waiving his bread "I just say make we align" Me: "Bros, abeg no vex. No be me get am. Na my roommate I help fry the egg. He had this disappointed look on his face like I betrayed him or something, stared at the egg with this lustfull passionate gaze that at a point, I had to check if he had already mentally eaten my egg and left an illusion in the fry pan for me cos things dey happen these days.I was relieved when I scanned his lips and found no oil. He finished God knows what he was doing and left. 2... You ll learn how to cook pretty much everything with anything so far you have these three ingredients--kerosene, water, and hunger. I came-in one day only to find my roommate preparing what he called "Water soup" and its really very simple to prepare. Put water on fire, allow it to boil, add salt, maggi, pepper and red oil shikena. I thought he was joking not until I saw him making eba for his alleged "water-soup" I knew he was really serious. I thought I had seen it all not until i went to visit my friend and saw his roomate eating Eba with what appeared to be "Beans porridge". I shock. 3... You ll learn that Nigerians are very very co-operative in times of need. It is only in the hostel you ll see somebody cooking one cup of rice, just one cup of rice and you ll be like "My guy how far! that thing gggg" and just before you add "go reach me"?, he reads your mind and replies "Guy, na 50 people contribute for this rice. The first 20 people bring ninety seed of rice each, 5 bring one-one teaspoon of red oil each, another 10 people bring 0.05 micro-grams of salt which in total weighed 0.5micro milligrams collectively, 8 people join had bring one cube of maggi, 6 people bring kerosene and na my stove we dey use. 4... You ll learn to be stingy. When I started my undergraduate journey, I was very benevolent. I was giving out things, food stuffs, provision and everything to friends and my roomates not until my village people decided to leave me alone for a while and my eyes became open like Adam and eve. How many times I don make Eba wey my Garri wey remain small pass sachet cowbell? How many time I don drink tea wey milk wey remain no plenty pass the one wey dey old woman br.east? Ladies and gentlemen, that was when I realised that to survive in the hostel, one has to be skinflint. Nowadays, even if you catch me dey fetch rice from my cupboard, I go tell you say na chinese beans and if the person say "but no be rice I dey see oh"? . I go reply"Guy, you get eye problem". When you got to Rome, behave like the romans. If you cant beat them, joim them. 5... You ll learn that the normal way to use the the toilet is the abnormal way to use the toilet. I remember the first time I set foot inside the Hostel toilet, I ran out like a demon chased by the holy ghost. I see poo, the poo wey been dey worry me run leave me. lol . Na only hostel you go see shiit wey only water no fit flush except you mix am with gravel. shuoo. It is only in the hostel person go use shiit take write "Jasper was here" for toilet bowl & still wonder why things are not working well in his life. So when i asked my roomates if it was ok to use the bowl the normal way by sitting on it since the cleaners just washed it, they looked at me like an alien that just landed from Mars and burst out laughing. I later figured how to use it "safely" without putting my bum bum at the risk of contacting God knows what virus. Some people do what we call " stand,drop and dodge" cos you dont want that water to touch ya... No need to explain this one, its self explanatory. Some do what we call "Spider man". Where you literally climb in-between two walls with both hands and legs then deposit from a safe distance.. Just picture how Perter Parker will climb in between two narrow walls without his web. Lmao Some do the "Yoga style". Only difference is you are not actually sitting on the bowl but standing on it with both hands stretched forward and you can close ur eyes if you be mumu. But Pps and pls be very careful cos this style is extremely dangerous and requires alot of stamina cos if your village people distract you a lil bit & you loose balance you ll be in deep shiit, literally. 6... You ll learn how to tolerate people. I had a room all to myself at home but things changed the day I stepped foot into hall 4. You just came back from night class all tired and want to sleep but you cant cos your roomate thinks 2am is the right time to cook beans & kill everybody with heat. Adekunle, my God will judge you. It is when you want to read that your roomate suddenly feels the urge to test how loud his phone's speakers are. You no fit talk cos afterall, na im space he dey. Somebody will pollute the air while you're eating and if you complain they'll say "if you no wan see bad thing, close your eyes". "If you no wan hear gossip, close your ear". "If you no wan smell my mess, close your nose" lwkmd... 7... You ll learn how to Aersene Wenger money, food stuff, everything. For those of you who don't watch football, Arsene wenger means "manage" or better still, "economise". When I first gained admission, I was a big boy. I was eating GT foods anyhow, buying meat pie of 250 everyday with soft drinks to wash it down just for lunch. Na when one day hungry nearly make me use Ebelebo leaf (Umbrella fruit aka Almond) take cook soup na im i realise say boys gats adjust or na die . Na for only hostel you go see where person dey use 50naira take cook soup with meat. Yes, with meat. Dont ask me how. Do you know you can drink 2 tea-spoons of garri and be satisfied so far you have the patience to allow it rise to its full potential after soaking? 8... You ll learn that despite the fact that the hostel has its challenges,up & downs,its a once in a lifetime experience that teaches alot of invaluable life lessons that will no doubt come in handy in the nearest future. Plus you get to meet very interesting people and funny characters. 13 Likes |
Sports / Re: How Much Does It Cost To Watch Football at Viewing Centres In Your Hood? by othman11(m): 10:05pm On Aug 27, 2017 |
50 naira for league matches and 70naira for champions league but as a regular customer, i pay only 40 naira. 1 Like |
Education / Re: Best Student In Kano Aces WAEC, Gets 9 Distinctions And 323 In JAMB (photo) by othman11(m): 4:04pm On Aug 26, 2017 |
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Culture / Re: 6 Interesting Facts You Need To Know About Marriage Process In Hausa Land by othman11(m): 8:39pm On Aug 25, 2017 |
Prince4mic:oboiii...who told you that lie |
Education / Re: Whats The Lowest Amount You Can Live On In School? by othman11(m): 8:38am On Aug 25, 2017 |
jojothaiv:yes |
Education / Re: Whats The Lowest Amount You Can Live On In School? by othman11(m): 8:37am On Aug 25, 2017 |
10-15k monthly. ( including handouts fees) 3 Likes |
Forum Games / Re: Give A Quote From Your Favorite Movie Without Giving Out The Title by othman11(m): 8:46pm On Aug 10, 2017 |
You don't have to be a good boy to get a rice cake, The spiteful boy gets one more" free 100naira airtime to anyone that guess the name of the movie were this quote came from |
Forum Games / Re: Give A Quote From Your Favorite Movie Without Giving Out The Title by othman11(m): 8:45pm On Aug 10, 2017 |
You don't have to be a good boy to get a rice cake, The spiteful boy gets one more" You don't have to be a good boy to get a rice cake, The spiteful boy gets one more" |
Politics / Re: Fashola Is Now A Minister Of Light And Not Darkness. by othman11(m): 7:37am On Aug 05, 2017 |
muykem:12 hours only. We get at least 18-24hr ( sometimes 24hrs) light daily for the past 6mnths 1 Like 1 Share |
Romance / Re: My Anus Is Gapping And Leaking. Should I Put Cotton Wool Inside? by othman11(m): 8:30am On Aug 01, 2017 |
Put super glue on it |
Education / Re: Will FUTA Admit A Candidate Into Her Engineering Dept. With Further Mathematics? by othman11(m): 9:30pm On Jul 28, 2017 |
lanrezy:FMaths is not a compulsory science subject so i don't think that they will accept you. |
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