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OgologoDimkpa:
You think the exam number he quoted is in existence?
The searchlight is already on him...Someone that cannot remember his gsm number.

HighBK:
Earlier this week, Ayo Fayose sponsored a controversial advert in Nigerian Newspapers, notably front-page of Punch (check it here if you missed it). The advert generated a lot of buzz in the media, PDP was quick to disown the advert while Fayose maintained that he has no apology for the advert.

Well, seems the advert fund is not exhausted. The Governor today sponsored another ad-set, taking a shot at General Muhammadu Buhari. In the advert as seen on page 9. of the Punch; he emphasized that Buhari is too old to be President at 72.

Buhari is too old to be President at 72 Even APS Governor Raji Fashola admits the need for youthfulness in governance. Fashola has said, "When I took this job at the age of 44, I was counting the number of white hair on my head. Today at 52, I am counting the number of black hair on my head. "You see, this job is a tough job, you need youthfulness to do this job"

Source: http://www.sobolation.com/fayose-vs-buhari-round-2-start-ekiti-state-governor-took-another-shot-at-muhammadu-buhari/

lakesidepapa:
Imagine

Clerverly:
E don happen again

Mathematical:
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Ever wondered why women cheat so easily?
For as long as we could remember, we’ve always thought that men were the bigger cheaters.
But now we know that it’s just a lie.

Why women cheat
Ever had your heart ripped apart by a woman who decided that it was quitting time and bulldozed her way out of your life?and 1 man is supposed to meet all these...if she wants to Bleep around so be it...have stopped bothering wat others do with their body...smh

Fret not, you’re not alone.

In reality, women cheat quite often. And we’re not even talking about those drunken kisses and gropes.

You may know a few reasons behind why women cheat.

Women cheat to fill the emotional void that’s empty after a man neglects her, or perhaps the sexual preferences in the marriage are just too different

#1 Women get too close to others, too fast. Women build strong emotional connections really fast. It’s easy for them to get close to a guy and confuse the bond with love.

#2 They love any man who can give them emotional support. It’s true. Want to steal a girlfriend, just give her a shoulder to lean on. She’ll give you her bed to sleep on.

#3 Women favor the gene pool. They instinctively want to favor the gene pool and play their part for Mother Nature by constantly picking other dating and mating potentials.

#4 Women fall in love fast. They fall in love too fast with just about anyone who shows affection. They try playing hard to get, but almost always end up becoming really easy to get for potential girlfriend stealers.

#5 Women are progressive. They like sprucing men up and working on little man projects now and then. And just when you think you’ve been perfected by your girlfriend, she’ll find another man to perfect.

#6 Women love drama and gossip in their lives. It’s the truth. Women get bored extremely easily and need constant attention and drama in their lives. Once the man settles down in love, the woman starts unsettling.

#7 They’re confused about their feelings almost all the time. A girl may love her man generally, but her mood swings ebb and flow like the tides of the sea. She likes her man sometimes, and she bitches about him at other times. Add another man into the equation and it’s a teen sitcom.
#8 Women are suckers for affection and compliments. Women fall for compliments and flirty touches really easily. When another guy flirts with your girl, she may think she’s just having fun. But in reality, she’d be falling for him even if he’s just having fun.

#9 It’s ridiculously easy to make a girl doubt her own boyfriend. All another guy has to do is point a few flaws, talk sweet, touch her in a few places, and she’ll start to think her boyfriend’s a loser and the new guy is a sex god who’s in love with her.

#10 Women say they don’t want to stray. But yet all they think about is straying. Every time a guy flirts with a girl, she temporarily forgets she has a boyfriend already!

#11 Women close their eyes while kissing another guy. Yeah, just shut your damn eyes and say it all happened so fast! Women get physical and then say it was a mistake. Men, on the other hand try covering it up by saying it didn’t happen. Women want pity, men forgive them. Men get caught, become a punching bag.

#12 Women always think they’re in a relationship crisis. When a woman’s life’s not crackling with romantic and sexual electricity, they always think their relationship sucks. Women say they don’t like vibrating, entertaining intimacy gadgets
#13 Women think they’re too good. Almost all women think they’re too good for their boyfriend. With that kind of logic, it’s easy to stray when a “better guy” comes along to play.

#14 Women cheat for the dumbest reasons. Men cheat because they find someone sexy. Women cheat for the dumbest of reasons, to prove a point, to get back at her man, to let him know she’s not getting enough attention, to get something they really want and more dumb reasons.

#15 Women have cravings. That is, chocolates and unavailable traits in men. If her man’s not very clean and tidy, and she meets a coworker who’s a perfectionist when it comes to being clean and tidy, she’ll involuntarily be drawn to that trait. So if a guy wants to lay a girl, all he has to do is show off a trait her boyfriend doesn’t have and she’ll diveboard into his bed.

#16 Women get attracted to any man who makes her feel good. Men usually have affairs only with women who are sexually attractive. So unless the guy is rich or super charming, his odds are slim to have an affair with the girl of his dreams. But women cheat with any loser who knows to treat her better than her boyfriend.

#17 She’s a gold digger. There’s no point here. If you’re dating a woman who’s more interested in your money and the fun times you give her than she is in you, you can’t hold on to her unless you strike oil.

#18 Women cheat when they’re emotionally vulnerable. Men need booze and a sexy girl to cheat. Women just need to feel vulnerable. They’d feel vulnerable for the smallest of reasons and circumstances. And if another guy makes a move at the right time, he’ll be able to sleep with her that very night.

#19 Committed women love getting the attention of other men. And when they don’t get the attention from a guy they like, they try harder to get a second glance. Why do you think girls go weak for bad boys who treat them like crap?

#20 Women don’t learn from their mistakes. Women make moves and mistakes, and they regret it. But they don’t learn. They know when they’re crossing the thin red line with another guy, but they just don’t try to put a stop to the guy because “they like the attention”.

#21 Women cheat when they’re unhappy in bed. Do you have a small weeny? Or are you suffering from impotency or erectile dysfunction? That’s reason enough to cheat on you, don’t you think?

#22 Her man’s charm is wearing off. If a woman isn’t sexually attracted to her man anymore, she’ll definitely dive head first into any other sexually attractive man’s pants.

#23 Women are stereotyped. Most men look at women as cute, walking talking intimacy gadgets. Hey, women can only resist temptation so much. If a woman’s constantly being hit on by a million guys everywhere she goes, it’s only a matter of time before she succumbs to temptation, wouldn’t you say?

#24 Once bitten, never shy. A woman may cheat and get over it after a heartbreaking while. But a few months later, the drama starts all over again. Women just like the constant rush of falling in and out of love all the time.

#25 Do women really ever want to be happy? Really, a woman could be in a perfect long term relationship with a perfect guy. But all she has to do is meet another great guy who knows how to steal a girl and she’ll do his bidding in no time. Perhaps, women think they like being happy when in reality, all they want is to experience bursts of happiness and lots of confusions all the time,
We get wahala
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http://www.lovepanky.com/men/guy-talk/why-do-women-cheat-so-easily

Lawalemi:
WHO IS MOHAMMED BUHARI?

* I have never seen any school built in his name. * I have never seen any borehole constructed by him. * There is no record of any scholarship awarded by him or for him nor through him. * I have never seen him use his popularity to canvass for any charitable work nor any humanitarian effort, not even at the height of the polio scourge where other purposeful and prominent leaders lead the campaign for immunization. * No single text book has been donated to any school either by him, for him or through him. * Asides from doing nothing, he has not improved himself since his exit from office. * No book written, no memoirs, no lectures, nothing. * The only thing of note he can point to are his numerous interviews on the BBC Hausa station. * He never champion for a university in his state nor has he ever been involved in any kind of programme to better the lives of the Almajiris in Daura. * His entire existence has not lead to any meaningful development in Daura, yet they say he can change Nigeria. Doesn't charity begin at home again? * No wonder he was referred to as being ''perpetually unelectable''. * He is not a patron to any organization, group or association. * No professional body in Nigeria has ever invited him for their lecture, convention or gala night. * The only time any known form, body or human assemblage ever chose him to do anything for them was when the Boko Haram terrorist sect nominated him as their spoke person in the proposed talks with the Fed. Govt. Is there any wonder why he says the BH scourge will end if he is elected''? Abeg GEJ till 2019

Clerverly:
Where are the Brooklyn Experts??


Definition: Optimism is looking at these pictures and still come here to type GEJ Till 2019!

ishiamu:
http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/175241-buharis-qualification-jonathan-rejects-apc-candidates-explanation-demands-certificate.html

jorlons:
Mtcheww this ONE still dey quote me...abegi wey better people with high IQ. nansense when dem craze tmao ppl go dey pity dem nor no say na d attrocities wey dem dor commit na him fall press them. Abeg carry urself comot my domot sharp sharp.

ChinemeOkpan:
This President is just clueless. He cannot even get his figures right.

How can you claim to have spent more than the budget of the project? A PhD holder?

Dr Jonathan swore that the project will be completed by 2015 (this year)

Now he claims that the project will take another 48 months= 4 years. If we factor in usual project delays and the Nigerian factor, it will take another 8-9 years. The PDP will repeat this same line in 2019 if they are voted in just to emotionally bribe the Igbos.

This administration does not intend completing this project until kingdom come.
Is just disappoin...this election has exposed gej
Vote for change.

brownlord:
stfu please, no girl is missing in chibok, has oby gone to maiduguri? why is her protest only in abuja?

phantom:
1. Introduction
The attention of the Nigerian Medical Association (NMA) has been drawn to a newspaper adverorial by the Joint Health Sector Unions (JOHESU) and Assembly of Healthcare Professional Associations (AHPA) on pafes 56 & 57 of the Punch Newspaper of January 7 2015. We are deeply concerned that a report just submitted to Mr . President has allegedly found its way into the hands of JOHESU and AHPA even before the government has had time to study its contents. We consider the comments on the report at this stage as rude, sad and highly regrettable.

2. Confidence and respect for the Yayale Ahmed Committee:
Notwithstanding this worrisome and ugly development, the NMA wishes to restate its trust and confidence in the ability and capacity of the distinguished members of the honourable committee chaired by a highly seasoned world class public servant and patriot, and membership drawn from Nigeria's best in their various disciplines to have, most probably, done an honest, clean and great job.


We observe with disbelief that the brazen transparency, unparalled accommodation of all stakeholders' input and strict compliance with global best practices which necessitated the Committee's study tour of various local health institutions and several countries of the world with efficient healthcare delivery ,didn't strike a note of reckoning to our agitating friends. We therefore, condemn in its entirety without any equivention the aspersions cast on the integrity of the members of the Committee.

3. Bane of the Nation's Public Health Sector:
It should be of great concern to any well-meaning citizen or organisation in this country that our health care system has been reduced to a pariah of an ideal health care system by persons entrusted with the responsibility of discharging the duty of care, due to inordinate ambitions, agitations and self-serving mentality of what the health care system should be as against international best practices. We wholeheartedly refuse to accept that Nigeria is a bababa republic where noting good can happen, and where anything good can happen, and where anything goes. As leaders in the health sector and the custodian of the people's health, we wish to assure Nigerian public that we shall do all in our powers to safeguard their health. Without order in the sector and strict adherence to best practices, all waste. We thank Mr President for finding space and time to seek out fundamental solutions to a protacted clogging issue crippling the Health sector.

4. Global Best Practice:
The Insitutionlisation of international best practice and clincal governance in our health care system will be one of the uncommon transformations currently going in different sectors of the economy in the country. We urge all workers, unions and associations in the health sector to align themselves with progressive move initiated by Mr. President, Dr Goodluck Jonathan in the overall interest of our people.
We shall reserve our comments on the main work of the Honorable Committee until government makes a pronouncement on the recommendations or we are obliged with a copy. Once again we stress our high regard for all the essteemed members of the Committee, and patriotically commend Mr. President, Dr Goodlust Jonathan for this bold step towars bringing to an end the intractable but avoidable crises in the health sector, and the many strides in innovative governance despite the so many inherited and emergent challenges facing the country.



5. Yayale Ahmed Committee Report:
We are not in a position right now to comment on the veracity or otherwise of the comments, allegations and suggestions put forward by JOHESU since we do not have a copy of the report and have not read it.
Nonotheless, the Terms of Reference given the Committee at their inauguration leaves no one in doubt as to the genuine desire of Government to take the issues in the Public Health Sector most fundamentally and holistically. However, going by our understanding of the character of the agitating organisations and the principal actors, we would not be surprised to learn that they would have misrepresented or outrightly falsified the alleged contents of the report in an effort to curry underserved and unnecessary sympathy of members of the public as well as influence the white paper. This is a stratey that has falled to achieve any positive result over the years, and has brought the health care system to its knees. Continuing along this line will be giving life to the widely held view that the agitators have an agenda of ensuring that the health sector under President Goodluck Jonathan's administration will never know peace. Their penchant for fueling unrests in the sector is a well-known phenomenon, but we do not see them succeeding this time.

6. Attack on the Yayale Ahmed Committee's Report:
This unprovoked attack occasioned by very premature insinuation of whatever lapses which only JOHESU and AHPA have allegedly seen has also gone far to confirm to all Nigerians the true identity of those truly engineering and fueling the crises in the sector. We had since 2011 posited that some demands and strikes by majority of Allied health workers have political undertones as these demands were self-serving, egocentric and of on value whatsoever to the advancement of health care. A situation where every professional or health worker in the health sector aspires to be designated a Consultant without clear definition of roles and command of authority continues to beat the imaginations of well-meaning citizens of this great nation and beyond. . It is verifiable globally that whatever roles any health worker plays in the care of the patient, the buck stops on the Consultant's table, who is accountable for the care of the patient. It sounds even more legally meaningful than logical for the patients, our clients, to have a particular professional to be held accountable and responsible for the care s/he receives. This is a global best practice which puts the responsibility of ultimate decision making and therefore culpability on the Consultant. Nigeria should not be an exception to this system of organisation which is natural in the healthcare setting. It is also pertinent to note that whereas the term Consultant may cannote some other meaning in the secular world, it has a single strictly applied meaning in the hospital. Since this is what JOHESU and AHPA are fighting against, our assertion that they do not mean well for Nigeria cannot be faulted. We have appealed times without number that the Health sector is uniquein structural and functional organisation and nomenclature. The whole world respects this, let's do same in Nigeria.

7. Public Private Partnership in Public Health Sector:
Let us once more use this opportunity to call on government to hasten the implementation of institutions taking a deep look at areas for public private partnerships (PPP). The closure of pharmacies and in some areas, laboratories, since thest two unions embarked on stike for about teo months now have provided a golden opportunity to truly determine what service areas that could be targeted for concession and for other PPP arrangements to enhance quality care, reduce cost of governance, drastically reduce service interruptions and without any adverse consequences. Patients have procurred their drugs from registered pharmacies outside the hospitals without pains and in settings blessed with pathologists and laboratory medicine resident doctors, laboratory services have gone unimpeded. There are lessons to be learnt from this.

8. Job Description:
We have also posited and advised that job designations/descriptions and professional roles should be defined by the direct employing authority at the point of engagement rather than being left to a broad assumption in the mind of the newly recruited. The era of generic job description and universality of schemes of service and cadres which is susceptible to all forms of abuses has become obsolete.
Borrowing from international human resource management ideals in this regard would save the nation so must pains and anguish festered on it by the suffocating fight for recognition, award of roles and appellations and other self-seeking agitations which are witnessed in the public health sector today.
Private health institutions in Nigeria, as elsewhere, have long adopted these international best practice, which explains the peace, harmony and efficient service delivery witnessed in that setting which is also serviced by the same admixture of professionals as in the Public health sector. This is the time for government to call JOHESU/AHPA to order and tell all enemies of Nigeria that enough is enough.

9. Appreciation of Nigerian Doctors:
NMA wishes to appreciate all her members in the public health sector who have continued to render medicare to Nigerians to the best of what the prevailing circumstances could allow and reassure our compatriots that we would continue to give our all to care for them. All doctors are urged to remain vigilant, and to ensure they participate fully in the forthcoming elections by ensuring that they exercise their franchise according to their convictions.

10. 2015 Elections
We also appeal to all Nigerian youths to refuse to be used by any politician, no matter how highly placed or related, to foment trouble or violence before, during or after the elections. Your families need you. Some of the children of the politicians are probably already abroad for political reasons. Let all losers in the election seek recourse to the law for redress. Violence is not an option.

Finally, we call on all candidates for the forthcoming elections to base their campaigns on issues and not on personality or resort to use of foul languages.

We wish Nigeria and all Nigeirans a very peaceful and prosperous 2015.

Signed
Dr Obitade OBIMAKINDE
Chairman, Publications and Publicity Committee,
Nigerian Medical Association.

SOURCE

nonny001:
www.nairaland.com/attachments/2027617_babajonahoncorruption_jpegc11385a73a5c9e04144770b803b5092e

Article Source: http://exploreanthonyobuegbe..com/2015/01/7-little-known-ways-president-jonathan.html

mikeansy:
The number of people jailed for corruption is not the only indices for successful anti-corruption fight

klem93:
We are pleased to announce our Top 60 Secondary Schools in Nigeria for 2014.

This year we have expanded the listings to cover the Top 60 in Nigeria.

We obtained this information directly from the Nigeria Ministry of Education. These results and not always available because of the fear that students and/or parents may transfer to these schools. However, at Wisdom Africa, we believe that openness, information and accountability can only help improve the educational system and help everyone make informed choices.

The following rankings are based on:

the educational facilities present in the school, the teaching aids and others.
the success they as a school and their students achieved in various examination mostly WAEC (West African Examination Certificate), NECO (National Examination Council of Nigeria).
Various mathematics examinations in which the students of these schools had excelled greatly.
Readers must also remember that this is a one year ranking. Any school can have one good year what really counts is performance over a number of years – check previous listing to help assess a schools long term performance.


10 Greenspring School

Greenspring School is located in the State of Lagos. This Secondary School in Nigeria has an enrolment of 5321. This schools phone number is (234)12793728. The Schools address is 32, Olatunde Ayoola Avenue Anthony, Ikeja
9 Fountain International High School

Fountain International High School is located in the State of Rivers . This Secondary School in Nigeria has an enrolment of 5100. This schools phone number is (234)08036704206. The Schools address is Plot 100A ,Haruk Estate Road, Rumuigbo, Obio-Akpor
8 Saint Michael’s International School

Saint Michael’S International School is located in the State of Niger. This Secondary School in Nigeria has an enrolment of 4565. This schools phone number is 234 (0) 7067912661. The Schools address is Dadin Kowa Road, Kontagora
7 Hillcrest School Jos

Hillcrest School Jos is located in the State of Plateau State. This Secondary School in Nigeria has an enrolment of 5121. This schools phone number is +234-803-7190351. The Schools address is 13 Old Bukuru Road
6 Citadel International College

Citadel International College is located in the State of Ondo State. This Secondary School in Nigeria has an enrolment of 5000. This schools phone number is +234-813-415-1659. The Schools address is Arigidi Road Ikare Akoko, Ondo state
5 Kings’ College – Lagos

Kings’ College Lagos Nigeria is located in the State of Lagos. This Secondary School in Nigeria has an enrolment of 5154. This schools phone number is 234 703 787 0913 . The Schools address is 3, Catholic Mission, Lagos Island.
4 Lumen Christi International High School

Lumen Christi International High School is located in the State of Edo State. This Secondary School in Nigeria has an enrolment of 4266. This schools phone number is +234 803 5417323. The Schools address is Arue – Uromi, Benin City. Edo State.
3 Christ the King College (CKC) Onitsha,

Christ The King College (Ckc) Onitsha, is located in the State of Onitsha, Nigeria. This Secondary School in Nigeria has an enrolment of 5365. This schools phone number is (+ 234) 08033347091. The Schools address is P. O. Box 1742, Onitsha, Nigeria
2 Kaduna International School

Kaduna International School is located in the State of Kaduna State. This Secondary School in Nigeria has an enrolment of 3000. This schools phone number is +234 62 311121. The Schools address is Wurno Road, Off Rabah Road Kaduna
1 Igbinedion Educational Centre

Igbinedion Educational Centre is located in the State of Edo State. This Secondary School in Nigeria has an enrolment of 4322. This schools phone number is +234 52 258767. The Schools address is 218/220 Murtala Mohammed Way, Benin...
I REP CITADEL INTERNATIONAL COLLEGE IKARE AKOKO a.k.a CIC
see top 60 list here http://serveafrica.info/top-60-nigeria-secondary-schools-2014

Vicotex:
Buhari cannot rule under a democratic setting, he is to rigid and naive.Above all he is an illiterate,who has no records of any academic certificate,a dunce who cannot pronouce Engilsh words accurately.Let him be president in Daura first.Just waiting to see him cry again after his defeat,dig i say cry ,stab himself,commit suicide because of shame

hazyfm1:
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Humblega:
Buhari and some other APC leaders visit OBJ @hilltop, Abeokuta. today

EUROBOMBER:
Loads of rubbish up there. The points raised by Adeyeye are they true or not?

gogochocolate:
buhari sited 70 percent of PTF projects in the North. The South South and South East only got about 10 percent of the project. Buhari has no business acumen or skills. He can not give what he does not have. He does not have any identifiable business or venture he has set up or run successfully.He is only good at spending money wasteful.The south east will only vote buhari to either carry gun maiguard or rare cow. Does he know business more than an average igbo business man. let him start by helping his people who are killing themselves before he thinks of help

mundus:
Imo youths are already mobilizing supports for Buhari in the streets of Owerri.

calaway:
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[size=14pt]are you sure you are an igbo man? answer these questions and tell me your place in Nigeria:
1. do you know that the igbo man and s/s is marginalized in Nigeria from childhood to Adulthood how you may ask? Let me tell you,Although oil money from the s/e is used to pay teachers, build schools and provide infrastructure for living you will see that an igbo child, a yoruba child and an hausa child are in the same class taught by the same teacher under the same conditions and when an examination is written to get placement into secondary school (common entrance exams) the igbo achild is expected to score 160 points and the yoruba child is expected to score 100 point and the hausa child is required to score only 60 points and even at this the none igbo children are considered for admission before the igbo child, this same treatment applies in Jamb examinations for university placement and also applies in job placement for everyone umemplyed hausa graduate there are 20 igbo. these laws where put in place by Buhari and his co-travelers and GEJ is moving to change this anomaly. even in the army when was the last time you saw an igbo man on the hierarchy radar. 80% of the oil wells/license in Nigeria are owned by the hausa is this fair on the igbo and s/s from who's domain it is derived. this is not a coincidence it as a grand design. your chances are better under GEJ cos his is Igbo at heart and also a victim of the wicked system but you can collect anything you can from APC it is your oil money all of it. [/size]

Even now gej/pdp cannot campaign freely in their domain cos they are not as tolerant or docile as you are towards matters that concern you future. Ask igbo who live in the north how much love buhari's people have for your kinsmen. they are killed like chickens at the drop of a hat.

so Mr. Igbo man dont be a Ba.stard be an Igbo man!!!

Kenai:
Shut the f0ck up and mind your region and how they use their votes, chump.