₦airaland Forum

Crixina:
No, it's me trying to tell you we live in a world so deep, the guy maybe marrying that old lady for a green card or whatever, but it could also be for a whole lot of other reasons...

Some guys with mummy issues prefer older women too, same goes for ladies with daddy issues.

you may be right but my golly! That woman is like three times his age, far from a mummy issues. I say,
Perharps they should just be candid and say they are looking for a mother/father figure.
You sure do know what you are talking bout, any experiences?

vorigan:
Little boy it's....that's.....recipe......and poisonous.....what are you? A blank head?

oooo! What's with this corrections? I tell you what! How much is your fee? I might aswell Employ you to teach me
Besides why correct my spellings? I thought we are supposed to be spitefull to each other, from pig eating quarells to English classes NARALAND is full of surprises. Were shall i enroll?
You have succeded in derailing this thread from the original pig eating topic to an English lessons

bejeiodus:
The pork go make sense with chilled palm wine.

my golly! Thats a recipy for very smelly and poisinous farts

vorigan:
'Professor'.....not the rubbish you wrote there.....at this rate, you might need to enroll back in primary school....non pig eating dullard

what is this? English classes? I am still waiting for an explaination on pit latrine (i hope i spelt it right ) perhaps i should Employ you to school me.
And what is primary Please? We do not have these things you are mentioning over here!
From insulting me to correcting my spellings, make your mind up if you want to be friends or not

vorigan:
By the way, do you mean proof or prove? and while you are at it, it's spelt 'beginning' not the trash you have been writing.

thanks for the correction pig eating proffesor my opinion still stands you still haven't explained what pit latrine means we don't have it over here seriously. Is it the name of chocolate?

Crixina:
I bet you it's worse, go figure!

*shaking in fear* this doesn't sound Romantic or sexy at all!
is this you trying to sound Romantic?

Crixina:
if I tell you, then I will have to kill you.

what?! You are not into caninbalism are you? Oh! I know you are one of those who enjoys messing with dead bodies? *runs and hides under the bed-*

vorigan:
Surely someone should have saved us years back by putting on a condom and dumping the contents thereafter in a pit latrine where it belongs

now you begining to proof my point by sounding incoherent. Please what is a pit latrine? We don't have it over here

JERIZO:
Lies you were told to make you eat pork in the first place.
I don't have problem with you eating pork but the truth must be told.
Do some research.
Pigs eat a lot of rubbish and may contact tapeworm, which is transmissibl e to humans if the pork meat is not proper cooked. Roasting even increases the risk...

Absolutely! What i ve been trying to explain to some nicompoops on here and they are insulting me instead of getting educated

Crixina:
As long as you believe there are Pedophiles...
You will be amazed at people's sexual fantasies.

well. You may be right. Having sex with an old aged pensioner? .who da hell fantasyses over that?
So what might be your sexual fantasies? i am hopping its not to do with old aged pensioner

menacetosociety:
U must be very stupi.d for the rubbish u put up there!

another pig eating sympathiser yes i must be stup!!d its not a crime to be stup!d all human can not be intelligent any thing else you ve gat to say?

vorigan:
Neither will yours change mine. Between, you can drop that dirty arse of yours in a pigs sty where it belongs

brilliant! You didn't disappoint just like your pig eating families.
Me thinks all the pig you have eaten over the years is begining to affect your sense of reasoning and comprehension you must be so proud to be a nicompoop.

vorigan:
Maybe, but does your non intake of ppork explain why you have smelly mouth and the fact you are gutter trash

thanks a bunch i appreciate your concern. It will not change my opinion still.
Bite my arse!

Crixina:
They are men who can only get it up for old ladies.

what? And how did you know this? Are you an old lady?
My Golly! I find this your assumption very hard to believe .

This marriage will not guarantee him a visa or green card its obvious it will be rejected by the Green card issuers, they are not stup!d.
Rejection on the ground that they do not believe that the marriage is genuine. How then can he proof that it is genuine? Well... Good luck to him trying to proof its genuine . The pensioner may even have a heart attack and collapse in the process. Double wahala! It will be.

vorigan:
The official meat of the tiv people.

Who the hell doesn't eat pork meat?

that's perharps why the tiv's has horrible body ordour.

Pig filty animal full of bacteria tufiakwa! *spits* who da hell eats pig meat? Anyama!

JustCurious:
How about the orphanages, too? Don't be quick to castigate.

the orphanages have no choice its either the orphans starve to death or....
I d rather they accept money or donations from a criminal than the children starving.
But in the case of churches they can refuse the donation. They are not desparate.

JustCurious:
Haha. You Berra invest your money in other businesses. No vacant positions. No job slots. Buhari must hear about this. Lol

what? there is no job slot? But The theif said he gets 70,000 naira from job slot a month.
I want me some of that 70k. seriously what is a job slot? I would like to invest in it.

menxer:
Make I find small trouble...

Does love seek Justice when offended?

Just like Jesus showed love and never ask for justice against those that crucified him, Christians should not ask for justice in a case like this, since one of the allegations against Jesus was blasphemy, abi?
Besides she is a pastor's wife.

My head is on the chopping block...

you have said the truth although most so called christians will not agree. Hence the confusion and contradictory of the Bible and Religion.
Jesus christ preached about love and love i mean, true love knows no bounds. Even when a life of a human is taken love and forgiveness must still be applied. Hence no demand for justice as you have asserted. You are %1000000 correct but most so called christians will ignore this part. And they call themselves CHRISTIANS!

OduduwaYoruba:
This incident is regrettable. But calling Ibo people to vacate North can't be the solution, the only solution is "An eye for an eye", this will serve as a deterrent.

and were and when will it stop? They kill Igbos, Igbos retaliate, and on and on it goes.....
Best thing is to vacate its obvious both tribes or ethnic can never ever ever coexits in peace no matter how in denial some Igbos may be.

What are the Igbos still doing in Hausa land? Its obvious the can never coexits.
Any Igbo still living in Hausa land lives there at their own risks.

oluxy:
Anything aside death penalty and fast execution is injustice.... everybody involved in the act deserves to die as justice.

and on and on it goes! So when and were will it stop? They kill some one they get killed.
How about no killing in the first place?

okeke00:
africans are the dumbest people on earth

Absolutely! The truth and nothing but the truth!

INVINCIBLECSP:
I HAVE SAID IT BEFORE YOU PEOPLE ARE NOT RECOGNISED BY GOD AS A RELIGION BUT BY UR FATHER THE DEVIL. UNTIL THEM UR MUHAMMED IS A DEVIL HIMSELF. GOD WILL SURE PUNISH U PEOPLE.
BELIEVE IN UR PROPHET AT UR OWN DESTRUCTION. MAY GOD SAVE UR SOULS

LoL! i didn't know that God purnishes people if that's the case what's the different between God and the evil muhamed you are condenming? ISMH for you so called christians.
There are no different between christian Religion and muslim both appears contradictory.

What are the Igbos still doing in Hausa land? Any igbo still living there, lives ar their own risks

sugarbeesmith:
continue to say scam ...na there Jesus go meet u.....

you are as gullible as your masters, which Jesus are you talking about? The one invented by the white people or the one that lives in your backyard?

hatchy:
Yea I see the fanta and biscuit too,that's how it ought to be.In advanced countries they provide you with what you request for especially cegarrates, drinks and all the likes to cool down your nerves and be at ease to give investigators all information they need to combat crime.In our clime is a different ball game as the law enforcement agents kill at sight even when they are not at risk and display the bodies as if its stock fish.

Absolutely! In developed countries they want the criminal to quit crime and reformed hence a jail sentence and release if proven the criminals has reformed and rehabilitated. But in nigeria/Africa's case criminals are condenmed to death with no reformation or rehabilitation, in nigeria if one commits a crime it is believed that he is evil, bad, terrible and that he/she will never reform hence the martreatment of criminals .
No one was born a criminal, folks learn how to commit crime or initiated unknowing into criminal gangs due to circumstances or otherwise.
Regardless of whatever crime any humans commits it should be important to remember that they can change from their criminality into contributing positively ultimately to the society. Although not all criminal can or wants to change. How ever it's important to offer them the chance to reform.
Lastly if we believe and pray that God forgives us our sins who are we then? To not forgive our fellow humans.

JustCurious:
Investing in job slots?? This is new to me..#StrangeThingsHappen

what's a job slot? Can you describe or show photos of a job slot please.
I am thinking of investing too.

jon1:
GossipHeart wins the award for the most quoted personality. I live at the HQ. Come over let me illuminate your senses.

As for the topic before I was distracted,African youths need proper education and disillusioning.Their reckless quest for power and wealth is a consequence of deprivation of the basics of existence and glorification of wealthy criminals by African societies.

Gbam!
And oh! Were can i meet you so you can take me to the HQ of iluminati keep deluding your self.

qoura123:
sorry to burst your bubble ILLUMINATI EXIT

exists were? In your backyard? Tell me were and how to join? Its all in your imagination

What? The f.......k? Bag of starch