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HealthRe: My 15 Minutes Agony With A Lady With Smelly Hair In A Queue by otiigba1(m): 6:28pm On May 15, 2016
ebubey:
Lols cheesy
yea! I know you would like that grin you could get engaged with me tongue my Golly! You are one of the most beautifull things i ve ever set my eyes on shocked i must admit
HealthRe: My 15 Minutes Agony With A Lady With Smelly Hair In A Queue by otiigba1(m): 3:49pm On May 15, 2016
byvan03:
Why do I need a child, when people like you are already littering the earth? Isn't it noble to devote my life to giving you important tips that will help you not raise twerkers? cheesy
Absolutely! That's exactly my intention to litter the earth with what ever you wish to call them, as folks like you care so much about not littering the earth they haven't dissapeard to the moon can not tongue
Or is it the case of you can't have a child therefore bash folks like me who can?
PropertiesRe: How To Be A Nigerian Landlord by otiigba1(m): 3:38pm On May 15, 2016
loomer:
Kampala yonder, I like ur vision o.
yea! I am thinking of starting a property development in kampala.
Apparently i will make a huge amount of money through letting out houses.
HealthRe: My 15 Minutes Agony With A Lady With Smelly Hair In A Queue by otiigba1(m): 3:33pm On May 15, 2016
byvan03:
I thought you claimed to be busy. Nicompoop because I asked you to clean the horrible paint on the child 's face?hahaha I like hormonal folks a lot. Seriously no one cares if your child is a product away match between an aboriginal Australian and a chink, so I don't know what you want me to do with your child 's life history/parentage. You can clean and scrub till your knuckle peels, I just want the little girl to be mess free tongue. Why will I want to know about cleaning and scrubbing, does it report credit alert? cheesy
you didn't disappoint as ever. Been that you are too familiar with raising children one wonders why you have not had one yet, huh You couldn't get any one pregnant? Or do you prefer same gender? And yes! I ve got a child in Australia too tongue.
HealthRe: My 15 Minutes Agony With A Lady With Smelly Hair In A Queue by otiigba1(m): 3:25pm On May 15, 2016
ebubey:
Lol for which day cheesy... I try my best to look good always cool
i can see that, i am not sure folks are allowed to get engaged online on nairaland i would have asked to get engaged with you *jokes* grin grin keep up with the Good looks you might end up with a millionaire husband tongue
HealthRe: My 15 Minutes Agony With A Lady With Smelly Hair In A Queue by otiigba1(m): 3:14pm On May 15, 2016
byvan03:
Nope, you don't have any important thing to attend to, just go clean the mess on the child and stop haggling like a fish seller " Dad of the century " cheesy cheesy. You should be paying for my inexperienced expertise which clearly is more valid than your experienced amateurish parental disposition , but I will let it pass because you are thoroughly pained just as I like it. You need the luck more than I do wink.
SMH i see you are still on here mumbling, i see were your moral high comes from, for your imformation that was not my daughters photos on here i didn't post that photos, i would never put up the photos of my child on here for nicompoops like you to comment on, my daughter is not even a nigerian. My daughter is a mixed raced born in England with a white caucasian mother. Then again your sanctimonious moral high wouldn't have let you notice That i didn't post that photos.
Yes! There is no more important things like cleaning up after my children, something you would not know about tongue or will ever experience.
Talk about luck? Well i mean you have to have children first. I wonder why you haven't had any yet huh tongue
PoliticsRe: Fulani Herdsmen Attack Tarfi, Benue Village, Kill 12 by otiigba1(m): 11:48am On May 15, 2016
Lordave:
Guy you no dey shame, everytime you and Ipad Yoots even by 3am when you should be watching over your children sleep.

Fulani kill your brothers and sisters, first thing you do is to mock those alive before getting back to sympathise with your dead brothers.
Pathetic!
that guy is one of the mentally ill nigerians who do not know that they may be ill.
With his incoherent assertions
HealthRe: My 15 Minutes Agony With A Lady With Smelly Hair In A Queue by otiigba1(m): 11:40am On May 15, 2016
byvan03:
E pain am grin grin, but seriously stop making a child ugly because she has no choice, nobody is talking about your sanctimonious jargon here . Look at that picture and if your eyes doesn't lack Vit A, you did see it doesn't look right. Oh yes powder and lip balm are make up but it is age appropriate, it won't look as ridiculous undecided. Why will I shtum when your kid is here in public, right here for me to raise? cheesy
you seem to know more about children for some one who do not have any of their own Makes me wonder huh If any ulterior motives? Why couldn't you see past the make ups? I did, Or are you one of those who likes dishing irrelevant Advices on matters they no nothing about.
I feel sorry for who ever will be so unfortunate to be your child/children.because they will have a control freak as a parent you prolly will never ever let them leave the house.
Parents are not perfect we do our best, without previous experiences, In your case No! You already no it all without any shread of experience. It boggles the mind!
I pray you have yours your opinion may just change.
Good luck! And have a nice day, i ve got important things to attend to, like my daughter, you obviously haven't tongue
HealthRe: My 15 Minutes Agony With A Lady With Smelly Hair In A Queue by otiigba1(m): 10:17am On May 15, 2016
byvan03:
I take it that you are the father of the child, it won't hurt you so badly if I wasn't right. If you bring your ish online, prepare for unsolicited opinion like mine. Next time be careful what you post online so you don't end up battering your emotions as you just did. Make up looks fugly on kids birthday or not , I don't have children or daughter so I will help you raise yours whether you like or not cool. Next time use some lip balm & powder and she will look great kiss.
precicesly ! As i thought you do not have child/children so is not in any position to understand what raising a child is like, especially a female child, until you have children/child i suggest you keep shtum! With your sanctimonious attitude/advice.
Make ups do not determine how Good/bad a female child is been raised.
Balm or powder? grin whats the difference between that and make up? Why bother at all with either? Are they not supposed to be just 10 years old? As you have criticized, See how unqualified and confused you are?
HealthRe: My 15 Minutes Agony With A Lady With Smelly Hair In A Queue by otiigba1(m): 10:07am On May 15, 2016
ebubey:
Typical naija girl... full blooded Igbo cool
Good! Very nice and clean looking! Indeed! wink i am Igbo Also.
Do you always look this nice or was it just for that day? tongue
HealthRe: My 15 Minutes Agony With A Lady With Smelly Hair In A Queue by otiigba1(m): 9:45am On May 15, 2016
Rainbow07:
Men no be small... One girl just chase me out of class one day o
grin grin grin grin *falls off ųdara tree* how do you mean chase you out? With the smell? Or hair?
HealthRe: My 15 Minutes Agony With A Lady With Smelly Hair In A Queue by otiigba1(m): 9:39am On May 15, 2016
ebubey:
Ignoring you *
you sure are a very pretty girl, do not not look like a typical nigerian tongue, are you mixed raced? If you don't mind me asking embarassed , my son is mixed white caucasian
HealthRe: My 15 Minutes Agony With A Lady With Smelly Hair In A Queue by otiigba1(m): 9:34am On May 15, 2016
byvan03:
Please stop applying make up on her, it doesn't look nice on a child. She is only 10, let a child act her age, don't force her into adulthood . Happy birthday to your little girl.
did you not read its her birthday? Perharps it was just for today her birthday, how did you even notice? Because i didn't. tongue
At 10 girls enjoy experimenting applying make ups, my daughter does the same its no harm! Do you have children/daughter? Othewise quit the preaching raise your own child/children how you like, you are only asked to show love on her birthday not criticise. angry
HealthRe: My 15 Minutes Agony With A Lady With Smelly Hair In A Queue by otiigba1(m): 9:28am On May 15, 2016
switmay32:
Sorry dear.

Please guys show some love to my daugther, today is her 10th birthday.
happy birthday!! grin grin grin grin may you marry a millionaire when you grow up.
PropertiesRe: How To Be A Nigerian Landlord by otiigba1(m): 9:21am On May 15, 2016
nairaimporter:
Sir. The law court is the best place to resolve all issues once and for all.

Lawyers are not even costly as you might think.

If you decide to act in your own capacity and use force, he can still sue you even though he owes you.

Sir, I am telling you the best and least costly(in the long run) course of action. Get a lawyer to throw him out. Simple.
okay, i will get lawyer, as long as it's least costly as you have mentioned tongue i wasn't comfortable spending more money adding to 14 months of unpaid rent angry thanks for your sincere advice.
PropertiesRe: How To Be A Nigerian Landlord by otiigba1(m): 8:52am On May 15, 2016
nairaimporter:
Record one of your conversations, get yourself a lawyer too. Don't be stingy and get a lawyer! With the recording saying he is a cultist, court can evict him.
okay, i will, only i ve been adviced not to go near him, incase he carries out his threat (i am not afraid of him BTW) and i am not always in the country i have folks dealing with the case on my behalf and i do not trust them either.
I am also not sure how long it will take for the court to evict him. I only metioned six months unpaid rent just to minimise the problem infact its nearly 14 months now.
PropertiesRe: How To Be A Nigerian Landlord by otiigba1(m): 8:44am On May 15, 2016
loomer:
What's my business with if Nigeria is one or not.

My concern na my money, my time. U no expect say I go get property for east and no dey at most 200km away.
i see your point, it would not matter were the properties are as long as its in a good location and your rent is coming in no qualms, i am even thinking of investing in uganda i hear, for few hundreds of thousands one can own a quater of kampala (the capital of uganda) grin a substantial Amount of nigerians live there i gathered
PropertiesRe: How To Be A Nigerian Landlord by otiigba1(m): 8:13am On May 15, 2016
loomer:
East ke, no bother then. Thanks
i thought it was supposed to be one nigeria? grin why are you afraid?
I am sure you must be one of the the folks who claimed nigeria is ONE. Now you are mentioning borders
What if i tell you i have few buildings in the west too. Mushin, ilogbo, ifako jaiye and alaba area.
PropertiesRe: How To Be A Nigerian Landlord by otiigba1(m): 7:58am On May 15, 2016
loomer:
How much you go sell make I buy
which one do you want to buy? smiley they are all in the east, with few acres of lands too angry
PoliticsRe: Herdsmen Killing Nigerians Are From Libya – Buhari by otiigba1(m): 7:37am On May 15, 2016
If they are libyans as claimed how did they get across the border? Do nigeria not have immigration officers?
PropertiesRe: How To Be A Nigerian Landlord by otiigba1(m): 7:23am On May 15, 2016
One of my tenants have not paid rent for six months, and his is even threatning me claiming he is a cultist.
Now how do i handle his case? I may just make his life miserable if not for his children.
You guys think its easy to be a landlord, some times i feel like selling off all my buildings and move on angry
PoliticsRe: Biafra Protesters Arrested In Buckingham Palace, London (Photo) by otiigba1(m): 9:44pm On May 12, 2016
ATERI:
The front of Lancaster House was where all protesters were restricted to. So whether you are from Afghanistan or Nigeria, everybody used the place allocated for protesters. What happened was that after standing in one place for hours, you feel like walking around. Everybody did that. But once you leave the place assigned for protest, you only have one place to go that is of interest, and that is the St James` Park which is where the Queen`s Buckingham palace is. So those guys were doing what everybody did. The problem is, suddenly you have gone from the front of Lancaster House that is very multi-cultural ( because of protests ) to a place that is now 95% white, and you quickly notice that. My point is, those guys were not even carrying a placard so they must have been arrested for some stereotypical nonsense that won`t come as a surprise to anyone that knows how unprofessional and racist the Metropolitan Police could be.
okay, i can understand now, but also as i mentioned earlier, if he has done no crime they will have to let him go.
PoliticsRe: Biafra Protesters Arrested In Buckingham Palace, London (Photo) by otiigba1(m): 8:26pm On May 12, 2016
ZUBY77:
So how do you know the arrested guy was protesting anything?
A protester walked into a hall and called Okorocha a murderer and he was not arrested.
How do you think this man was arrested for such thing?
Or you think London is in Africa.
precisely! What i ve been trying to understand, they could not have arrested him JUST for protesting unless something else is amiss
PoliticsRe: Biafra Protesters Arrested In Buckingham Palace, London (Photo) by otiigba1(m): 8:23pm On May 12, 2016
ATERI:
You guys are funny, more informed than those that went to protest. Those guys were arrested for no reason and unnecessarily rough-handled. I walked pass them where that picture was taken. That was not where Biafrans were gathered, as the OP rightly said, those guys were arrested close to Buckingham palace. There was no something else; every protester took time off to walk around St James` Park- how could that be a crime and you talk as if the Met Police is a professional force.
When somebody posts information you know nothing about, ask politely for more information before you call it a lie.
are you suggesting then that he was arrested just for protesting? Now tell me why would that be the case, was he doing any thing different? That warranted the arrest. Because as i mentioned earlier the arrest could not have been just for protesting! Since when has JUST protesting become a crime in England?
CrimeRe: Police Arrests Six Gays In Benin, Edo State (pictured) by otiigba1(m): 7:22pm On May 12, 2016
There are more important things to worry about in nigeria now than arresting and harrasing homosexuals tongue. They are not the ones who are kidnapping, armed robbing or ritual killing people.
PoliticsRe: Biafra Protesters Arrested In Buckingham Palace, London (Photo) by otiigba1(m): 7:13pm On May 12, 2016
This news is a big lie, they could not have arrested him just for protesting there must be something else, even if it is for protesting they will let him go in few minutes
Christianity EtcRe: Should I Pay My Tithe Or Pay My Brother's School Fees? by otiigba1(m): 8:39pm On May 10, 2016
crazysaint:
joke not with tithe.... To me i will advice you to pay your tithe first. Now checkout the blessings that follows in payment of tight: The windows of Heaven will be
opened to you.
''Bring ye all the tithes into the
storehouse, that there may be meat in mine house, and prove me now
herewith, saith the LORD of hosts, if I
will not open you the windows of
heaven, and pour you out a blessing,
that there shall not be room enough
to receive it.'' (KJV)
God promised to pour His blessing to
you, by opening the windows of
Heaven. When your heaven remains
open you will struggle less. little
effort will yield bountiful harvest.
Opportunities will be staring at you
even you are not there the
opportunity will still be waiting for
you.
this must be a joke Right? grin grin grin i can bet my ass you believe his Reward is in heaven too. Right?
Christianity EtcRe: Should I Pay My Tithe Or Pay My Brother's School Fees? by otiigba1(m): 8:35pm On May 10, 2016
Methinks you should pay your brother's school fees otherwise pastor will you ues your tithe to pay his own children's school fees grin.
CrimeRe: Court Awards $1Million To Ricky Jackson For Spending 40 Years In Jail Wrongly by otiigba1(m): 8:29pm On May 10, 2016
Taku555:
why? cry
Because nigeria is a Zoo. Some politician will proberbly divert the money in his own pocket and keep the innocent man in prison indefinitely perharps even murdered so as to cover the injustice/corruption/divertion of the money up
CrimeRe: Court Awards $1Million To Ricky Jackson For Spending 40 Years In Jail Wrongly by otiigba1(m): 8:18pm On May 10, 2016
FrancisDiote:
Nice one, you don calculate the Naira equivqlent sharp sharp
grin grin grin grin he forgot to minus expences.
CrimeRe: Court Awards $1Million To Ricky Jackson For Spending 40 Years In Jail Wrongly by otiigba1(m): 8:16pm On May 10, 2016
john4reala:
you have finished me!!! just take knife and kill me ..
you are well funny grin grin grin sorry i didn 't mean to, now you see why i suggested you quit that unpaid job of yours Already.
Me thinks it's very unfair you are been owed your salary
If my boss tries that he will end up paying me 10 times After i ve taken his ass to court. It's illegal to owe people for services provided over here.
CrimeRe: Court Awards $1Million To Ricky Jackson For Spending 40 Years In Jail Wrongly by otiigba1(m): 8:08pm On May 10, 2016
Tedassie:
Thank you...my thoughts exactly

Imagine being locked up since he was a teenagerhuh
yes he could have, but if you have been in an American prison you will know why he would settle for 1 million. He is a broken man who never thought he would ever be free. The idea of prison in the white man's country is to break one's spirit turn one into a helpless emotional wreak. And make one Appreciate a tiny bit of freedom. Esspecially if he was Awaiting execution.

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