austinfan4love:
Oga are u a learner,,,or fresh out of school,,,evry reputable organization does that,,even banks when you are to be employed as a full staff,,,or do u wanna incure medical cost on them after you have been employed and it was observed that you are disabled in any parth of your body,,,even military and law enforcement agencies outside d country do the same,,,so better wake up,,,if you are not read 2b checked properly,,,better start your own busniess,,,metchww

which bank or reputable organisation outside the country? Infact which country checks your di'ck or pu'ssy before employing you? abeg! Tell me more or have you ever witnessed it? Say what you are sure of.

obailala:
I did not exclude myself from the bashing, even though I am not presently resident in Nigeria.

is Good to know that you haven't excluded yourself, but you are the one who left nigeria and ran to a foreign country *jokes* i am also included, although i was born in England by nigerian parents , question now is? How can we make nigeria better? Instead of looking in from outside nigeria

obailala:
Point of correction, I did not call Nigerians lazy because a white lady is farming, rather I called Nigerians lazy because we have the capacity to increase our agricultural production by over 10,000%, yet we remain a poor hungry 3rd world nation.

And what are you? spanish? If you are a nigerian, i ask, were is your own Farm or Agricultural product? It's alright to bash other nigerians. I guess

Brilliant! While young nigerians are more interested in becoming a musician, actor and fashion models or waiting for God to answer their calls
Nigerians are the dumbest people on earth

What! The hell! Is friend zone? If i may ask o! Perhaps i am beginning to grow old

refiner:


I believe you...the voting for stage one is ongoing now

lets go there

bia! Nwanyi oma! I tried to vote for oo! Mode say voting is closed. Ah! No know wetin happen o! Dem talk say you dey campaign for votes too much

refiner:


I believe you...the voting for stage one is ongoing now

lets go there

see you there

It's nothing new in thailand you can hardly tell that you have just had sex with a transgendered. Never pick up a prostitute when drunk in thailand there is a %90 chance it could be a man.happened few of my mates when we were in thailand on holiday

refiner:


Lolz .. No be me and you for that kind advice..

Vote for me ooo

no wahala! I will vote for you, Infact you are already the winner with that dress and Gorgeous look
Remember me? Born in England has children all over the world *jokes*

refiner:


Akam adirokwa ya... If they catch you ..

Check ki go du my siggy... nyeru nwanne nwanyi aka

ah ah! This was your advice do what i love and if it pays well even better. Abi? Anyway i am taking the Advice wether you agree or not atleast i will be a business owner .
Nwanyi oma! Kedu ka imee?

What about lazy people like me? You know what? I am going to quit my pickpocketting job and start an arm robbery business, me thinks it pays well and i love the business. Afterall we are all business owners. What say you? Miss REFINER

UIA04:

Looool
Actually he told my mom the about owls visit and how scared he was, and not long after he fell ill and was rushed to his village for treatment where he died.

do you believe the man? Have you thought or did your mum ever thought that the man may have had a mental illness? Or he may have had malaria, heart problem, HIV. which could have killed him, You know? i saw an owl last night looking at me at the bus stop does that mean i am going to die? .
You or your mum should have killed the owl maybe the man would still be alive. So i say it's you and your mum's fault

Philinho:
You dont belief there's witches n wizards until u are trapped by it... d devil is a bastard

i am a witch and witchcraft. Now what?

UIA04:
I know a man who just moved into his new house, and every night an owl would perch on his window and walk down the wall of his room looking straight in the man's eyes. The man was always too petrified, to stand up from his bed to drive it away.


This happened until the man fell sick and died.

I am guessing you witnessed this owl looking at the man? Eh? And you did nothing? any way keep telling yourself this dumb story .

I think my chicken is a witch i am going to kill it on sunday African are the dumbest people on earth reason it was easy for white people to enslave them in those days.

Bollinger:


It is not too much of Hollywood. It is too much of being a normal person with common sense. It is how a person should think. Most people in Africa need to change their mentality. Kill a bird like that in the west and post it on social media and you most likely be going to jail.

Absolutely! Maybe the african owl is different from onyibo owl. Africans are the dumbest people on earth. Besides they are the same people copying onyibo peoples lifestyle even buhari goes to london for treatment. But when it comes to owls it becomes a different country (hollywood). Confusion and hyporcrisy comes to mind

tunapawizzy:

Court order before I can come to u to ask for my money...no part of d article talked bout going to arrest d debtors sir...clubs keep tabs for people who wouldn't want that car on the street me to theirs, not to talk of getting parked in front of their house

yes you need to go to court to be able to recover what ever monies owed to you regardless of how small, esspecially as a business owner, besides how can you prove that monies is owed to you by me? What if you are falsely claiming that i owe you? And perhaps taking the laws into your hand, This is were the court comes between, then court order, if established that monies is owed to you, then bailliffs. the debtee should never go after his debtor inappropriately. In nigeria perhaps
If you try that over here that's it. You will never recover the money might even go to prison for harrasment parking in front of their house.

Nigerians with their mediocrity and lack of the rule of law, and individual nite club owner chasing after his debtors without court order. God help you when you turn up at my doors without a court order . Or an Authourised Baillifs.
Even if i owe you billiions you must have a court order.

femo86:
If only all these "Kazeems" can come to Europe e.g Germany or The States, to learn and acquire more knowledge in their trade...

No be only Kazeems, all vocational and technical work like painter, welder, plumber etc....

But make i talk true, dem no go wan come back sha for no

Absolutely! They will become Rich overnight, you should see the kinda lazy computerized overhyped BRITISH mechanics we have here always seen drinking and making themselves Cups after cups of TEA

Roadside mechanic all the way, took my bluetec SUV benz to a benz garrage, after 1 week, although they claim to be computerized and technologicalised could not detect the fault. After biling me 30k.
My brother took the car to a road side mechanic along Enugu Onitsha express way the car was repaired in less thar 3 hours for just 5k i was so Glad i gave the guy extra 10k in appreciation of his Good handi work and dedication, unlike the obnoxious overhyped Benz garage, he was overjoyed and very thankfull. The road side mechanic diagnosed petrol mixed with kerosine in a simple word BAD and cheap roadside PETROL. Tiri gbosaaaa! For some road side mechanic.
And oh! I almost forgot he also had the priviledge and i was Very Glad to let him test drive my 2015 Bluetec mercedec Benz SUV.

pyyxxaro:
The fight according to reliable sources say the rivalry is for supremacy as to who controls ticketing for tricycles (keke) in major points in Calabar South.


INSTEAD MAKE I JOIN ALL THESE YEYE CONFRA

I GO JUST JOIN BOYS SCOUT

ticketing eh? And all this guys were all murdered for Absolutely! RIDICULOUS! Reasons.

Nigeria is becoming like colombia, venezuela, jamaica and south africa, were do they get guns from?

willibounce1:


Pity yourself. The difference is I am not bombing pipelines. The problem with you airheads is that you put emotions and sentiments into serious issues. I don't even understand the rubbish you are trying to pass across. Go and preach to the NDA to find something better to do with their lives. Ppl like you who don't live in niger delta wil come online and encourage terrorist to blow pipelines but won't join them to assist because you don't want to die. Bunch of bitter animals.

i see you are so Angry, hatefull and sad, if you are so bothered about the NDA why not join the army? and perhaps you might get the oppoturnity to kill them yourself, it might make you feel better. You see? you have failed to explain to me how the bombing of pipelines Affects your life personally. And yes! I do not live in nigeria, wasn't even born in nigeria it will not affect me that doesn't mean i want humans like me bombed for no rellevant reason.
Why can't the Government negotiate with them? And find out what's their reasons. Killing them will not change their ideology and try not to insult any one who do not agree with your sentiment, it's just their opinion just like you have yours

willibounce1:


Yes the NA will continue to bomb them until they surrender and find something more useful to do with their lives. If you are from Niger Delta, why didn't you join the NDA? Why supporting them online? You don't want to die but you can push others to die for you.

what's the matter? Why are you so Angry? Is your life so inadequate and miserable? That you are supporting the murdering of your fellow nigerians by the Army, they will continue to bomb them until they surrender you say? Well...After that who might be next? you think you will be safe? For your comprehension i do not support the millitants i do not want them murdered either. If they are bombed or not it will not change any thing in your life or mine. Your life will still be miserable So why do you want them bombed? You are a very naive and troubled soul and i pity you.

willibounce1:


Keep quiet and open your eyes to read. The NA is going after the NDA..period. Why not tell the NDA to stop bombing pipelines. Abi fellow Niger deltans no dey work for shell and agip way the bustard NDA dey bomb? They want free money instead on going to school and getting a good job. You think shell, chevron and agip will employ ogogoro drinking militants with empty heads. If they go to school, they stand a better chance of getting jobs with the oil companies. Just STFU

congratulations! You have Achieved some thing today all your dreams have come through, you have managed to show your hatred and insulted some one today. What's the different between you are the people you are condemning? Go on! Let your Anger out! You are a troubled soul, folks like you is the reason i am even more ashamed and sad to be associated with nigeria. I pity you!

olamidejoyce:
TIME WASTER PLS BACK OFF AND PLEASE READ THIS VERY WELL BEFORE CONTACTING ME ON ANY SOCIAL NETWORKGOOD DAY TO YOU FAMS,I AM A NIGERIAN STUDYING IN INDIA.I CAME TO INDIA IN 2015 TO PURSUE MY CAREER IN B.TECH ENGINEERING WHICH MY TUITION FEE IS #230,000 YEARLY AND THATS WHAT ALL INTERNATIONAL STUDENTS ARE REQUIRED TO PAY YEARLY.MY SCHOOL IS KAKATIYA UNIVERSITY ANDSINCE THEN I HAVE BEEN HELPING PEOPLE TO GET ADMISSION HERE IN INDIA HERE..YOU CAN SEE THE ADMISSION LETTER FOR B.TECH ADMISSIONS ATTACHED BELOW .HOW I HELP1.GET YOU YOUR ADMISSION LETTER2.GUIDE YOU ON HOW TO GET YOUR VISA EASILY WITHOUT THE HELP OF AGENT TO DUPE YOU.3.AIRPORT PICKUPCOURSES AVAILABLE AND TUITION FEEYEARLY1.ENGINEERING IS #230,000(1100 USD)2.BS.C NURSING IS #230,000(1100 USD)3.PHARMACY IS #230,000(1100 USD)4.COMPUTER SCIENCE,COMPUTER APPLICATION,BANKING AND FINANCE,BACHELORS OF BUSSINESS ADMINISTRATION IS #160,000(800 USD)ACCOMMODATIONACCOMMODATION PER MONTH IS#6000,THIS SHOWS THAT INDIA IS SO CHEAP FOR INTERNATIONAL STUDENTS.FEEDING50KG BAG OF RICE IN INDIA IS #3000 AND THIS RICE CAN DO YOU FOR A YEAR DEPENDNG ON YOUR LIFE STYLES.ADMISSION REQUIREMENTS1.WAEC/NECO2.DATA PAGE OF INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT3.ADMISSION PROCCESSING FEE.FOR ADMISSIONS HELP CONTACT ME ONWHATSAPP: +919677167951IF YOUR NETWORK IS GOOD YOU CAN CALL ME ON WHATSAPP OR IMO.

eh? So you expect me to eat Rice till i drop? What bout? Meat, oinion, fish, yam, garri, oil, fruits Beer and ETC you ve failed to mention the price of these and other things too.

Shoes eh? Aba have been producing and manufacturing better Aba made shoes than this since the world began,
Were else is she expecting huge and profitable sales appart from The US market? Seems like white folks are not interested in the shoes. Now she wants to dump them on nigerians.

wolfslair:
The time ve come to blame the people
Feed them with guilt, and
soon the people will blame them selves








long live

Absolutely! ultimately nothing gets done thereby making his job as the electricty or power minister very easy, and as long as he gets paid it's all good. Wellcome to the world of sound bites politics "CHANGE"!!!

Some of the comments on here baffles me, some nigerians on here are happy that the Nigerian Army is About to murder their fellow nigerians (Niger Deltans) and we say and believe that we are one nigeria? After the Deltans who might be next? The Igbos? The westerns? The canuri's? The Agatu's? Until no one is left except the Fulani herdsmen i guess. How safe does any nigerian feel? I am ashamed and sad been Associated with nigeria.

Right! So they go there and bomb and kill the ND millitants and then what? Every thing will be okay? And the people that the Army killed their families will regroup and form another millitants and began bombing the pipelines again in few years time. And the Army kill them again, And on and on it goes. When and were will it stop?

Next thing now they will be appearing nakid' in the name of modelling.

martineverest:
sorry for d insult,bro.....

Appologies Accepted. No qualms