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These people have come again.

HungerBAD:
Men scarce sha.

The Struggle for the females to see a man to call their own is real. Caroline Danjuma went from being a Billionaires wife, to being the girlfriend of a guy that was one of Davido's hangers on.

And this Juliet Ibrahim went from being the hottest chick everybody wanted, to being the one that is dating a Canary Haircut, who has no visible source of livelihood, but is claiming to be a Musician, even if we have searched from Lagos up to Yobe for his songs and have not found any.

The struggle for a man is real indeed.

It is in fulfilment of the prophecy in the Holy book.

Unbelievable

Quite educative

stacyadams:
,,,wow,,have u paid your friend back?the guy na angel

The guy better settle that his friend.

But people relocate for different reasons.

seniorkachion:
I live in a suburban town 30 minutes drive from umuahia and l pay 7k for a newly built 2 bedroom flat. Front and back doors are both steel. Parlour 14x12,dinning 8x10,bedrooms 10x11,kitchen same,bathroom 7x6.8 aluminum windows ,front outside has German floor but no fence. I earn 60k,my wife 30k.

In Port Harcourt, 2 bedroom with 3 toilets is 500k with begging.

timesup234:
Even someone earning 2500 usd before tax in America has a room mate while someone earning 80k in nigeria can afford to rent a two bedroom flat if he chooses to move out of his father's house.

2 bedroom flat in PH is 500k at least.

So there is no testing facility in Nigeria that the sample has to be flown to Senegal.

kagari:
What on earth would make that guy on pink sleep this early

The guy be like what is my business?

There is a serious gap in the use of IT as an administrative tool across Nigerian public universities.

Port Harcourt International is one of the worst airports in the world. How can an airport be under construction for over a decade? The car park is flooded real bad when rain falls.

Blm12:
Thanks sir, am really really grateful & God increase your horizon! A friend from IMO scored 265-Utme and 264-post utme Dentistry, what are the omens for him sir? Just this, Goodnight!

No idea

Blm12:
Thanks Comrade. But you've put me in a state of many thoughts right now. I thought you said 'blessed are you.that did not receive the SMS?' ... Well, When should we expect the list?

I can't really say, let us hope sometime in November.

Blm12:
Thanks Comrade. I'm honoured for your quick response. But with my 279 and Edo state indigene, I'm on MERIT right sir?

No answer, pray and wait for JAMB to conclude the admission process to know your fate.

Blm12:
Before I call it a night comrade, a friend of mine had 181-utme & 136-post utme. What are your omens for her? And hope am also blessed? Sorry to bother.

I am not a sorcerer sir, your friend should go and prepare harder for next year.

Interesting thread

Blm12:
Thanks sir. I've printed it out already. Just curious. Thanks once more.

Sorry there is nothing i can do for you.

Blm12:
Congrats! Goodevening comrade. Should I send my own registration number?

No sir, what are you sending it for? Can't you print your post utme slip?

Tittusstar22:
Lol , i have a friends own not showing too. let me type the reg number

Really

You can edit it out, Farmers are always happy to see the rain and Abakaliki rice has always been known nationally.

Tittusstar22:
I think they've uploaded it now. i checked in the afternoon . thanks

still send it, let me check something if you don't mind?

Tittusstar22:
my result in putme is showing not available and am told to come to ict to rectify it but am far away at d moment

what is your Jamb registration number?

stokfrick:
Fidelity Bank released its Q3 2017 results earlier today.



Please find key highlights of the Q3 2017 results below:



· Net interest income of N35.66bn, Up 96.6% q/q; +88.8% y/y



· Profit before tax of N10.86bn, up +102.4% q/q; Up +205.9% y/y



· Profit after tax of N9.73bn, up +106.2% q/q; Up 207.8% y/y



9M 2017:



· Revenue of N130.09bn: up +21.9% y/y



· Profit before tax of N16.24bn: up +65.1% y/y

· Profit after tax of N14.45bn: up +65.1% y/y
The above is what my broker sent to me.
My question is what happened in this fidelity bank that led to a spike in PAT q/q to the tone of 9.73 billion just for q3 alone ?
#suprised

voodoo accounting

Shame

sarsay:
do u min d cutoff wud b 286.....if so...i dont tink d cutoff wud b dat high considering d failure rate recorded....may b i feel so to gv masef hope buh i just feel so....lets say it wud b around 270

Did you get SMS to apply for supplementary? Have you heard of creme de la creme? There is a merit in merit and that is what we call class.

Caveat Emptor never said anything about 286

lovelygurl:
It's cheap but believe me it's not worth it Their things do not last at all

primark stuff can last at least a year, a lot of their clothing are tailored in Bangladesh.

Another nice Budget place is sportsdirect

A truly refreshing thread, the working environment in a lot of settings in Nigeria is oppressive and abusive - one just has to assert himself to keep his sanity.

Tomorrow you will still hear that some soldiers have been killed by Book Haram.

After what happened to the Jumia abi Konga guy in Port Harcourt, people will not learn their lesson.