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OMG.. Upwork is asking me for I'd verification
help me ohhh

No money oh.. Na even 2k den wan pay me

Please house now can set Nairaland dish

Please need help with nairabet virtual dish settings

Hello guys please be finding it deficult to track nairabet virtual game please help me out.

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Thanks

The corn no go growth self

Somebody should confirm this, is this true about Nigeria economy

webme:
Can you still Publish on Lifehack now?

They have change their mode of publication they now assign topics to their contributors.

MissRaine69:
I have accepted I have chronic insomnia
None of this will work however there is just one thing that does work it's ......

What work for you dear, am also having insomnia

Wow love thus thread, I have been offering guest posting on Fiverr for more than a year now and I can say it the best, i have lifehack.org account, patch medium but all is rubbish now as they are now no follow links

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Few

dingbang:
Number 5 made me laugh so hard

lol

RANDOM QUOTES
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1. Most of the guys that say they don't date fat girls have fat mothers.
Be humble like your dad
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2. It's better to sit in a bar thinking about God than to sit in a church thinking about beer
_______________
3. Have you ever been next to people who gossip so much that you're even scared of leaving them cause you know you're next
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4. The man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer who grows corn by the roadside have the same problem...
__________________
5. Some females are so afraid of killing cockroaches but they already did 5 abortions( my sister you don't need Jesus alone, you need all the 12 disciples include Judas)
__________
6. You will see a 16 year old girl posting stuff like "I want to forget everything and move on"
forget what little sister?...
(The multiplication table?)
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7. A man is the head of the family, & a woman is the neck that turns the head (smiles)
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8. Treat every part of your towel nicely because the part that wipes your buttocks today may wipe your face tomorrow (Real fact)
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9. So you whisper God's name during prayer and Scream his Name so loud during sex? My sister what do you want to be blessed with, orgasms
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10. If Adam and Eve were chinese we would have been in paradise because they would have ignored the apple and eaten the snake ( Obeysurutu is talking too much)
_________________
11. If a girl dumps you because you don't have money and after you have made money... She comes back begging...
My brother... Forgive her... Promise her marriage... Tell her family that you want to renovate their house... Remove their roof and DISAPPEAR
_____________
12. When you see a poor man eating chicken, he is either sick or the chicken was sick ( I am a witness).

One of the best reputable facility management firm (Valefmc) in Abuja looking for a facility manager to manage one of her estate in Abuja.
Educaction
OND/Bsc in Estate management or Environmental management.
Salary very attractive.
please contact me for immediate employment.
08166850802
send cv to iyayi.abraham@gmail.com

One of the best reputable facility management firm (Valefmc) in Abuja looking for a facility manager to manage one of her estate in Abuja.
Educaction
OND/Bsc in Estate management or Environmental management.
Salary very attractive.
please contact me for immediate employment.
08166850802
please send your cv to this email
iyayi.abraham@gmail.com

One of the best reputable facility management firm (Valefmc) in Abuja looking for a facility manager to manage one of her estate in Abuja.
Educaction
OND/Bsc in Estate management or Environmental management.
Salary very attractive.
please contact me for immediate employment.
08166850802
send cv to iyayi.abraham@gmail.com

Chuknovski:
kogi- museum

lol

Me kan laugh

This is so hilarious 36 STATES AND CAPITALS
1 : KANO / mumu
2: OYO / dirtiness
3: EDO / international ashawo
4: CROSS RIVER / kerewa
5: LAGOS / Agbero
6: IMO / local ashawo cheerful givers
7: DELTA / ogogoro
8: ENUGU / runs girls
9: OGUN / juju
10: Anambra / blood money
11: BORNO / boko haram
12 Abia/ bad roads
13: Abuja /Corporate thieves
14: Benue / free of charge
15: Ondo / Aja (dog)
16: Akwa Ibom / housemaid
17: Bayelsa / Militant
18: Zamfara / Sharia
19: Sokoto / Four wives
20: Osun / fear fear
21: Kwara / Big nyash
22: PLATEAU / Crisis
23: RIVERS / cultist
24:

PLZ add your own ...let's get to 36

Nigeria is in a state of piecemadisma and that's so satodick, if we are not careful Nigeria will be in a state of anomy, well make we break up self we the south south(Niger Deltas )are also ready to go..... I wan be the president of NigerDelta Republic.

Nigeria is in a state of piecemadisma and that's so satodick, if we are not careful Nigeria will be in a state of anomy, well make we break up self we the south south(Niger Deltas )are also ready to go..... I wan be the president of NigerDelta Republic.

reereespace:
errrrr, I know but it's never been this bad!

Been having insomnia for the past three years now.
insomnia is the worst sickness that I won't wish for my enemies

I don't sleep at all am having insomnia

reereespace:
I don't know, i thought since it was cheap and was sold without a prescription that it was okay to take......please tell me you're a doctor

bros you suffering from insomnia.

feelgoodInc:
don't be deceived by this advertisement promising you this and that.
first of all your mind is playing tricks on you.
you need to stop porn and masturbation.
secondly your​ girlfriend​s stuff isn't gripping you they way your hand does so you need to change girlfriends or wait for a while until you become sensitive again, but she'll be impatient and leave that's good.
thirdly your​ girlfriend might not be as beautiful as girls in the porn movies, this can be a turn off too. especially if she undresses, so quit porn forever and everything will come to normal. this happens to young adult you might as well tell us if you're an adult or still a teen

Thanks

Any testimony from this

Insomnia bad ohhh

MossLuv:
I drink alcohol and I stay late at night because even if go to bed I won't be able to sleep. Andif i force myself to sleep (by taking much alcohol to enable sleep) and I woke up midnight or anytime, I won't be able to sleep again till day break

My brother you should be happy you usually sleep. For me have been having insomnia for the past three years now.
The first you will do is that quite alcohol let the sleep come naturally. Set a sleep time, even if you not feeling sleepy just go to bed... Insomnia is a very bad disorder.