₦airaland Forum

Richtaiwo:
I thought this forum has jokes section.

What an achievement!
How can you tell me that this country is not a joke?

Myrepublic:
Chakam.. OS on an advert mission .. You are sighted,so how much a BJ?

Her hair is 1.7 M
She is expensive......I jikwa ego?

He used his money to buy his death.
With so many people dying of hunger in Africa and Asia, all he could think of was buy and feeding a lion.
Well you don't tell someone how to spend his money...RIP

Lampy336:
Pls add me to a WhatsApp group if needed sir

08122105935

Ok. I will

Agricmoney:
hmmm.

Anyway, Agriculture is life

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I think you will benefit a lot from it if you are into agribusiness.

Ericmaestrooffi:
I want to to do but just 10k to one lucky person.

Am I the lucky one?
Please don't say no

MSN1:
As a man who wants to go far in life, do everything possible to control your 3rd leg (MOSTLY IN YOUR WORK PLACE)

Before the gist; profile of the people involved in the drama:
1. Our general boss --- Woman (accuser)
2. 2nd in rank ---- Woman.
3. 3rd in rank ----- Man (victim)
So it goes...

Our general boss have been having silent issues of funds management with 3rd man. The money in question is illegal office collections and disbursal among top 3; excluding 2nd in command, as the lady doesn't involve in shady dealings like 1 and 3.
Their deals ought to be between them as we lower levels have no business there, but it came to light because of normal women choo choo and our boss is the greedy type (chop and clean everything alone).

The issue between them excalated from silent quarels to sounding noise in office daily.
Boss had to pull 3rd man down by removing some juicy roles from his table (LITTLE DID SHE KNOW THAT, SHE WAS DIGGING HER OWN PIT)!
3rd man got angry because boss really publicly mouth shamed and brought out some weird stuffs about him to light. Nigga went to dig boss's darkest unknown DOPE deals, stayed low and waited till the big meeting day with our top supervisors and external officials from Head Offices.

On the meeting day, after normal deliberations and others, boss came out with lots of cho cho cho and rantings, 3rd man was called upon to defend and contribute...
We were all wawed with striking evidences and paper proof of deals, forgery and dope figures boss has been doing ALONE.
She went numb in disbelief...
When she was asked to defend her self she couldn't but rather said; the issue cannot be adopted as correct since it has not been investigated by highe authorities...

****THE MAIN GIST****

Few weeks later, boss related to some female employees how someone came to her office after closing hours to RAPE HER, but she was able to overpower him and took his knife, while the person begged and she freed him; WITHOUT KNOWING HIM OR PRESSING CHARGES.
We all joked with it and;

Weeks later, she said another similar incident
happened after closing hours.
Note* SHE USUALLY HAVE THE HABIT OF STAYING TILL LATE EVENINGS NORMALLY.
But this particular one; she reported to the police and even claimed to have some witnesses who begged on the assaulter's behalf.

Now till date; Nobody has been identified or arrested and she has been playing tough, campaigning that, 3rd man was the one sending those guys after her.
Few days ago, report came from higher office that ALL THE DOCUMENTS 3RD MAN PRESENTED WERE TRUE AND ALL FORGERIES WERE CARRIED OUT!...
Fast forward to today, boss called 3rd man, apologizing that; BY GONES SHOULD BE BY GONES.

The issue now is; assumung 3rd man was not free from any s*xual dealings or may have made wrong advances with verifiable evidences towards it; WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED TO 3RD MAN, EVEN BEFORE HIS REVELATION'S RESULT?

I still tell people, Akpabio may have toasted Natasha but i strongly believe that; all the noise was to nail him hard, CONTROL YOUR 3RD LEG.
I am a very promiscuous person, but when it comes to offices or formal settings, I AM AS CLEAN AS SNOW.

Op FYI don't you ever waste my data next time

MSN1:
As a man who wants to go far in life, do everything possible to control your 3rd leg (MOSTLY IN YOUR WORK PLACE)

Before the gist; profile of the people involved in the drama:
1. Our general boss --- Woman (accuser)
2. 2nd in rank ---- Woman.
3. 3rd in rank ----- Man (victim)
So it goes...

Our general boss have been having silent issues of funds management with 3rd man. The money in question is illegal office collections and disbursal among top 3; excluding 2nd in command, as the lady doesn't involve in shady dealings like 1 and 3.
Their deals ought to be between them as we lower levels have no business there, but it came to light because of normal women choo choo and our boss is the greedy type (chop and clean everything alone).

The issue between them excalated from silent quarels to sounding noise in office daily.
Boss had to pull 3rd man down by removing some juicy roles from his table (LITTLE DID SHE KNOW THAT, SHE WAS DIGGING HER OWN PIT)!
3rd man got angry because boss really publicly mouth shamed and brought out some weird stuffs about him to light. Nigga went to dig boss's darkest unknown DOPE deals, stayed low and waited till the big meeting day with our top supervisors and external officials from Head Offices.

On the meeting day, after normal deliberations and others, boss came out with lots of cho cho cho and rantings, 3rd man was called upon to defend and contribute...
We were all wawed with striking evidences and paper proof of deals, forgery and dope figures boss has been doing ALONE.
She went numb in disbelief...
When she was asked to defend her self she couldn't but rather said; the issue cannot be adopted as correct since it has not been investigated by highe authorities...

****THE MAIN GIST****

Few weeks later, boss related to some female employees how someone came to her office after closing hours to RAPE HER, but she was able to overpower him and took his knife, while the person begged and she freed him; WITHOUT KNOWING HIM OR PRESSING CHARGES.
We all joked with it and;

Weeks later, she said another similar incident
happened after closing hours.
Note* SHE USUALLY HAVE THE HABIT OF STAYING TILL LATE EVENINGS NORMALLY.
But this particular one; she reported to the police and even claimed to have some witnesses who begged on the assaulter's behalf.

Now till date; Nobody has been identified or arrested and she has been playing tough, campaigning that, 3rd man was the one sending those guys after her.
Few days ago, report came from higher office that ALL THE DOCUMENTS 3RD MAN PRESENTED WERE TRUE AND ALL FORGERIES WERE CARRIED OUT!...
Fast forward to today, boss called 3rd man, apologizing that; BY GONES SHOULD BE BY GONES.

The issue now is; assumung 3rd man was not free from any s*xual dealings or may have made wrong advances with verifiable evidences towards it; WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED TO 3RD MAN, EVEN BEFORE HIS REVELATION'S RESULT?

I still tell people, Akpabio may have toasted Natasha but i strongly believe that; all the noise was to nail him hard, CONTROL YOUR 3RD LEG.
I am a very promiscuous person, but when it comes to offices or formal settings, I AM AS CLEAN AS SNOW.

Yeye dey smell >:

Why go through this kind of pain?
This is what some of us are endowed with NATURALLY and I don't even see mine as a big deal

bisqit:
when last did u moan

Last night, I will moan again tonight

U

I remember the day my girlfriend and I went to buy our first mobile phones in 2002. After paying, those criminals at Onitsha insisted that we must buy antenna . We told them that we don't have money for any antenna.
Long story cut short.....some passers-by (guys) intervened and settled the matter.

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Bittersweetnig:
Exactly, that car looks luxury but everything about it is very cheap. Very low fuel consumption, cheap parts. The car it's self is cheap

See the way you are shouting CHEAP CHEAP upandan as if the car nor reach million naira.
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damiloladuke:
That's her problem. I believe once you're blessed with resources, you give freely and don't care what the receiver feels

Abeg you fit give me freely? Any amount sir

haybhi1:
Lol... you're right. I like this your vibe... you resemble pezin wey go live very very long and happy

Amen dear. I wish you same.

Goo0dHardDick:
Is Samsung a joke to you?

Abi u think Samsung is like Ur itel, Tecno and infinix calculators?

I feel attacked
You mentioned my brand as a calculator.
May the God of the attacked and shamed rise and fight my battle this Sunday afternoon

haybhi1:
Lol this lady no serious at all.

but this life is not that hard naa🤸🤸🤸

Karlifate:
Ouch, babe

Yes baby, that's my name

Kobojunkie:
It isn't the times that have changed women but that many no longer feed on the old lies they were fed to keep them controlled and in place. Why? Because they now see through to the worthlessness of those lies.

Check am, for inside una churches, women still dey believe the old lie say staying with one man is way for them to reach una church heaven? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I know you are a trouble maker but you see this Sunday morning, I jump your vawulence and pass
FYI my church women are epitome of virtuous women.

almarthins:
You don't need to know him, we know him.

Congratulations Sir for knowing him👍👏

haybhi1:
no vex o, why you dey use "sir" for that guy? You go old pass am na

It's courtesy. Calling him "sir" will not remove anything from my body.
I'm sure you are a small boy too but nevertheless take your own "Sir haybhi1"

NaijaNaWaa:
And his beautiful wife, too. If he keeps drawing attention to her, comrades go wan taste ‘am. And believe me, Eve dey still chop bad sweet apple till today.

Exactly. You hit your head on the nail

clockwisereport:
Thought love is blind

Dey play
U dey wyne me?
That was in 1802....this is 2025 bruh

Ebus03:
Lol! I don't think you know hw good chatgpt is. I solve A LOT of problems in my work life and financial life by asking chatgpt alone. No human advice needed. The guy obviously used chatgpt if at all you are familiar with the way the AI present information.

Thank you so much. ChatGPT is my to- go -person. I ask it virtually everything. You won't believe what I ask it and the kind of satisfactory response I get.
The disadvantage is that it has made me lazy.....I don't stress my brain again

Bahamas95:
Two things are involved......


1. They discovered you're just a fine boy with no shishi

2. You nor sabi knack.

Even if he no sabi knack, having money would have made them stay. The Koko is that he is a broke fine boy

Lexzokomo:
Well I don't think masturbation is a sin but the idea of you imagining a woman you know or saw in your head is the sin, at least you can masturbate while thinking about your wife which makes it sin free

And how many of you masturbate with your wife in your mind? The fantasy has always been another woman

Englishisamust:
This guy I don't know why girls dont always comment on is post and videos. Is it because he always speak the truth.... . But which one be understanding boyfriend again, so simp don get category... Understanding boyfriend

Who is he?
We don't know him in this part of the world

mdsne:
MEN SLEEP WITH WOMEN FOR THE EXPERIENCE. WOMEN SLEEP WITH MEN FOR A CONNECTION. That’s Why One Leaves Smiling, The Other Leaves Crying.

Let’s stop pretending — s*x has never meant the same thing to men and women.

1. Men chase s*x for variety. Women give sex for meaning.

Men don’t need a reason. They just need an opportunity.

They’ll sleep with you because you're tall, short, thick, slim, or just available.
No emotions, no intentions, no plans.

But women? They give their bodies with a reason in mind: love, trust, bonding, or belief that “this might lead somewhere.”

That’s why after sex, the man rolls over and forgets your name.
But you lie there, wondering what the two of you are now.

2. For men, the goal is sex. For women, sex is a door to more.

A man can spend money, take you out, buy you gifts — not because he loves you, but because he sees it as “payment for access.”

After he sleeps with you, he walks away feeling like the transaction is complete.

You, on the other hand, start to wonder why he changed.

It’s not wickedness. That’s just how most men operate — sex first, emotion nowhere.

3. Women still believe in love. But most men today are running games.

A man will say anything just to get you:
“You’re special.”
“I’ve never met someone like you.”
“You’re my peace.”
“You’re wife material.”

And once you fall and give him sex, the game ends.
He runs. Not because you're bad — but because his lies are about to expire.

A man who tells the truth and stays? He’s rare.
But if he disappears after sleeping with you, it’s because he came with a plan to escape.

4. Women feel sex. Men just release it.

When a woman sleeps with a man, her brain releases oxytocin, the bonding hormone.
Her heart attaches.
Her soul connects.
Her mind starts planning a future.

Meanwhile, the man is just waiting to put on his boxers and leave.

No emotions. No connection. Just “mission accomplished.”

5. Women are wired to nurture. So they give too much.

Give a woman love, she multiplies it.
Give her a house, she makes it a home.
Give her a man — even a broken one — and she’ll pour her life into fixing him.

But give her heartbreak? She’ll carry that pain for years.

That’s why a woman will cry over a man that didn’t even care.
Because she wasn’t just having s*x — she was giving her all.

6. For a woman, s*x is submission.

She doesn’t just say yes on the bed.
She’s already said yes in her heart, in her thoughts, in her spirit.
She shaved. She dressed nice. She came prepared.

And when it happens, she gives you not just her body — but her trust.

You didn’t seduce her.
She convinced herself.
And that’s why she’s shattered when you ghost her.

7. Women use s*x to bond. Men use sex to sample.

After s*x, a woman assumes something deep just happened.

She assumes you felt it too.

But you? You’re already texting someone else.

She thinks you shared energy. You just wanted variety.

That’s why she’s hurt. Not because the sex was bad, but because she thought it meant more.

8. Women attach life to s*x. Men don’t.

She moans like she’s surrendering her soul because in that moment, she is.

You’re killing her softly — and she’s saying, “Don’t stop,” because she’s fully invested.
She’s not acting.
She’s bonding.

But you? You’re just performing. For you, it’s a workout. For her, it’s worship.

9. Women respect the man who gives them orgasms.

You might think sperm is just liquid, but for many women, the man who makes them climax owns a piece of their memory.

That’s why many marriages collapse — the woman was never emotionally tied to her husband.
But the man who made her cum? She still dreams about him.

And sadly, most men don’t even know how to make their own wives feel anything.

10. Women think of the consequences. Men only think of the moment.

Before you even finish round one, she’s already calculating pregnancy, shame, her reputation, and what her future holds.

You? You’re just looking for water to drink and maybe some jollof rice.

She thought it was baby-making love.
You thought it was chicken-eating fun.

That’s the tragedy.

AND THE SAD TRUTH:

This generation now trades s*x for data, iPhones, shawarma, birthday gifts, and hair.

Girls sleep with men they don’t even like — just to upgrade their lifestyle.
And in the process, they’ve turned their emotions into ashes.

Now love is dead. Trust is rare.
And true relationships are harder to find than a loyal politician.

ADVICE TO THIS GENERATION:

Don’t treat s*x like chewing gum.

Don’t give your body just because he spent small money.

Don’t give your love just because she called you “handsome.”

Sex is not a game. It’s power. It’s trust. It’s energy.

Save it. Value it. Respect it.

May the enjoyment of today not become the regret of tomorrow

My brother times have changed ooo
Sex means nothing to most women now. The way a man cums and think of the next woman to bash that's the same way women climax(do they even climax) and think of the next guy they will sleep with to pay their bill

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Why is this quote stuck in my head?

If You Can’t Beat Them, Join Them…[/color]

I see someone trying to compromise.
If sinners entice you my sister consend thou not