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Crime › Re: Anambra Woman Who Went Viral Over Sex Tape Says Her Daughter Leaked It Online by Ouchbabe(f): 10:24am On May 28, 2025
Nobody is talking about the abuse she suffered from the ex husband.
Did you people not hear where she said she and the husband are no longer together?
I'm not justifying her recording their bedmantics but I will also not judge her.
I am glad I didn't read somewhere that she committed suicide
Business › Re: Local Food Vendor “Amoke Oge” Hits N2.3 Billion In Deliveries On Chowdeck by Ouchbabe(f): 8:50pm On May 22, 2025
Ilekokonit:
The woman in the article is not making her money from Facebook, the N2.3 billion was made by her registering on Chowdeck App where customers will see her store and food photos and place orders online which she will then prepare and hand over to a driver sent to her by Chowdeck who will then deliver the food to the customer who will have paid Chowdeck on their App by Card for the food plus delivery fee plus service fee.

Chowdeck will then take a percentage of the food sales (Maybe 30%) and pay the rest to the restaurant owner (maybe monthly). Chowdeck will also pay the drivers for the delivery.

This is my "guess" based on how these food ordering apps generally work.

That woman also has a physical building where she sells to the general public and this she has had even before Chowdeck was formed.
I made a little research, you are 100% right.
I will not be able to be doing the cooking myself now as I'm engaged with some other things at the same time, I don't want to loose my Facebook followers. I know that you have ideas, bring it on. What should "we" do?
Business › Re: Local Food Vendor “Amoke Oge” Hits N2.3 Billion In Deliveries On Chowdeck by Ouchbabe(f): 8:37pm On May 21, 2025
Sibrah:
food is good business and i am guessing you must be getting something fundamental wrong. Maybe refine taste or re-strategize logistics.
I don't think taste is the issue here.
The problem is getting orders from people in far away locations.
My location is clearly stated on my page. Why is someone from Bayelsa asking me how much I sell my food?
Business › Re: Local Food Vendor “Amoke Oge” Hits N2.3 Billion In Deliveries On Chowdeck by Ouchbabe(f): 9:52am On May 21, 2025
Congratulations to her.
My own online restaurant is not giving me joy at all. I have over 10, 000 followers on Facebook but most order I get are outside my location, sometimes outside Lagos.
I'm on the island VGC, Ajah , Sangotedo axis.
Someone should please help me out here. What am I not doing right and what should I do please?😭😭😭
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia Seizes European Oil Tanker Departing From Estonia (Photos) by Ouchbabe(f): 3:31pm On May 19, 2025
All men are born equal but definitely some are more equal than others.
Putin why you too dey find trouble? But I like you shaa
Romance › Re: Maami Igbagbo: Porn Star Who Has Slept With 1,000 Men Gives Life To Christ by Ouchbabe(f): 3:40pm On May 18, 2025
Old things have passed away, all things have become new.
My concern however is the white garment church. Will she truly have a genuine encounter with the Holy spirit ?
Family › Re: Nigerian Woman Shares Her Wedding Photos With Hilarious Captions by Ouchbabe(f): 3:34pm On May 18, 2025
I see myself in her, easy going and jovial.
Life is too short, enjoy it while it lasts. Uwa bu ofu mbia.
HML to them. Their union is blessed of the Lord
Politics › Re: Nothing Can Stop Tinubu’s Re-election In 2027 – Jandor by Ouchbabe(f): 9:44pm On May 17, 2025
Why is TITANIC coming to my mind now after reading this?🤷
Family › Re: Woman Seeks Advice On How To Convince Her Husband To Let Her Keep A Side Man(pix by Ouchbabe(f): 9:38pm On May 17, 2025
Funny as her question may sound but she could be going through a lot in her marriage.
Before you judge her, go and watch this movie FINDING ME featuring Funke Akindele.
As someone said up there NOBODY HAS MONOPOLY OF MADNESS
Politics › Re: Kwara Erects Tallest Flagpole In West Africa (Photos) by Ouchbabe(f): 9:21pm On May 17, 2025
Maxymilliano:
Am still thinking how erection of national flag has become an achievement 🤔
Watch how some people will come here to defend this joke of the century.
What an achievement!😂😂😂😂
Politics › Re: Kwara Erects Tallest Flagpole In West Africa (Photos) by Ouchbabe(f): 9:19pm On May 17, 2025
Richtaiwo:
I thought this forum has jokes section.
What an achievement!
How can you tell me that this country is not a joke?
Fashion › Re: Hair Vendor Sells Fake Hair To Lady For 1.7 Million Naira (video) by Ouchbabe(f): 5:21pm On May 17, 2025
Myrepublic:
Chakam.. OS on an advert mission .. You are sighted,so how much a BJ?
Her hair is 1.7 M
She is expensive......I jikwa ego?
Pets › Re: A MAN Was Mauled To Death By His Pet Lion by Ouchbabe(f): 5:01pm On May 17, 2025
He used his money to buy his death.
With so many people dying of hunger in Africa and Asia, all he could think of was buy and feeding a lion.
Well you don't tell someone how to spend his money...RIP
Education › Re: FUNAAB Phone Thief Strikes Again! by Ouchbabe(f): 10:03pm On May 13, 2025
Lampy336:
Pls add me to a WhatsApp group if needed sir

08122105935
Ok. I will
Education › Re: FUNAAB Phone Thief Strikes Again! by Ouchbabe(f): 8:56am On May 13, 2025
Agricmoney:
hmmm.

Anyway, Agriculture is life
YESAA is organizing a program (AGRIKSTARTEX) for young farmers and women in agribusiness: master classes, expo with free booths, financial support, youth conference, youth exchange program.
I think you will benefit a lot from it if you are into agribusiness.
Romance › Re: Its been A While Since I Did Giveaway by Ouchbabe(f): 11:25pm On May 12, 2025
Ericmaestrooffi:
I want to to do but just 10k to one lucky person.
Am I the lucky one?
Please don't say no
Romance › Re: The Drama Happening In My Office- Guys, Control Your 3rd Leg! by Ouchbabe(f): 11:11pm On May 12, 2025
MSN1:
As a man who wants to go far in life, do everything possible to control your 3rd leg (MOSTLY IN YOUR WORK PLACE)

Before the gist; profile of the people involved in the drama:
1. Our general boss --- Woman (accuser)
2. 2nd in rank ---- Woman.
3. 3rd in rank ----- Man (victim)
So it goes...

Our general boss have been having silent issues of funds management with 3rd man. The money in question is illegal office collections and disbursal among top 3; excluding 2nd in command, as the lady doesn't involve in shady dealings like 1 and 3.
Their deals ought to be between them as we lower levels have no business there, but it came to light because of normal women choo choo and our boss is the greedy type (chop and clean everything alone).

The issue between them excalated from silent quarels to sounding noise in office daily.
Boss had to pull 3rd man down by removing some juicy roles from his table (LITTLE DID SHE KNOW THAT, SHE WAS DIGGING HER OWN PIT)!
3rd man got angry because boss really publicly mouth shamed and brought out some weird stuffs about him to light. Nigga went to dig boss's darkest unknown DOPE deals, stayed low and waited till the big meeting day with our top supervisors and external officials from Head Offices.

On the meeting day, after normal deliberations and others, boss came out with lots of cho cho cho and rantings, 3rd man was called upon to defend and contribute...
We were all wawed with striking evidences and paper proof of deals, forgery and dope figures boss has been doing ALONE.
She went numb in disbelief...
When she was asked to defend her self she couldn't but rather said; the issue cannot be adopted as correct since it has not been investigated by highe authorities...

****THE MAIN GIST****

Few weeks later, boss related to some female employees how someone came to her office after closing hours to RAPE HER, but she was able to overpower him and took his knife, while the person begged and she freed him; WITHOUT KNOWING HIM OR PRESSING CHARGES.
We all joked with it and;

Weeks later, she said another similar incident
happened after closing hours.
Note* SHE USUALLY HAVE THE HABIT OF STAYING TILL LATE EVENINGS NORMALLY.
But this particular one; she reported to the police and even claimed to have some witnesses who begged on the assaulter's behalf.

Now till date; Nobody has been identified or arrested and she has been playing tough, campaigning that, 3rd man was the one sending those guys after her.
Few days ago, report came from higher office that ALL THE DOCUMENTS 3RD MAN PRESENTED WERE TRUE AND ALL FORGERIES WERE CARRIED OUT!...
Fast forward to today, boss called 3rd man, apologizing that; BY GONES SHOULD BE BY GONES.

The issue now is; assumung 3rd man was not free from any s*xual dealings or may have made wrong advances with verifiable evidences towards it; WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED TO 3RD MAN, EVEN BEFORE HIS REVELATION'S RESULT?

I still tell people, Akpabio may have toasted Natasha but i strongly believe that; all the noise was to nail him hard, CONTROL YOUR 3RD LEG.
I am a very promiscuous person, but when it comes to offices or formal settings, I AM AS CLEAN AS SNOW.
Op FYI don't you ever waste my data next time
Romance › Re: The Drama Happening In My Office- Guys, Control Your 3rd Leg! by Ouchbabe(f): 11:10pm On May 12, 2025
MSN1:
As a man who wants to go far in life, do everything possible to control your 3rd leg (MOSTLY IN YOUR WORK PLACE)

Before the gist; profile of the people involved in the drama:
1. Our general boss --- Woman (accuser)
2. 2nd in rank ---- Woman.
3. 3rd in rank ----- Man (victim)
So it goes...

Our general boss have been having silent issues of funds management with 3rd man. The money in question is illegal office collections and disbursal among top 3; excluding 2nd in command, as the lady doesn't involve in shady dealings like 1 and 3.
Their deals ought to be between them as we lower levels have no business there, but it came to light because of normal women choo choo and our boss is the greedy type (chop and clean everything alone).

The issue between them excalated from silent quarels to sounding noise in office daily.
Boss had to pull 3rd man down by removing some juicy roles from his table (LITTLE DID SHE KNOW THAT, SHE WAS DIGGING HER OWN PIT)!
3rd man got angry because boss really publicly mouth shamed and brought out some weird stuffs about him to light. Nigga went to dig boss's darkest unknown DOPE deals, stayed low and waited till the big meeting day with our top supervisors and external officials from Head Offices.

On the meeting day, after normal deliberations and others, boss came out with lots of cho cho cho and rantings, 3rd man was called upon to defend and contribute...
We were all wawed with striking evidences and paper proof of deals, forgery and dope figures boss has been doing ALONE.
She went numb in disbelief...
When she was asked to defend her self she couldn't but rather said; the issue cannot be adopted as correct since it has not been investigated by highe authorities...

****THE MAIN GIST****

Few weeks later, boss related to some female employees how someone came to her office after closing hours to RAPE HER, but she was able to overpower him and took his knife, while the person begged and she freed him; WITHOUT KNOWING HIM OR PRESSING CHARGES.
We all joked with it and;

Weeks later, she said another similar incident
happened after closing hours.
Note* SHE USUALLY HAVE THE HABIT OF STAYING TILL LATE EVENINGS NORMALLY.
But this particular one; she reported to the police and even claimed to have some witnesses who begged on the assaulter's behalf.

Now till date; Nobody has been identified or arrested and she has been playing tough, campaigning that, 3rd man was the one sending those guys after her.
Few days ago, report came from higher office that ALL THE DOCUMENTS 3RD MAN PRESENTED WERE TRUE AND ALL FORGERIES WERE CARRIED OUT!...
Fast forward to today, boss called 3rd man, apologizing that; BY GONES SHOULD BE BY GONES.

The issue now is; assumung 3rd man was not free from any s*xual dealings or may have made wrong advances with verifiable evidences towards it; WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED TO 3RD MAN, EVEN BEFORE HIS REVELATION'S RESULT?

I still tell people, Akpabio may have toasted Natasha but i strongly believe that; all the noise was to nail him hard, CONTROL YOUR 3RD LEG.
I am a very promiscuous person, but when it comes to offices or formal settings, I AM AS CLEAN AS SNOW.
Yeye dey smell >: undecided
Health › Re: Woman Shows Inside Look At BBL Clinic Lobby by Ouchbabe(f): 9:54pm On May 12, 2025
Why go through this kind of pain?
This is what some of us are endowed with NATURALLY and I don't even see mine as a big deal
Business › Re: Bank Customers Weigh Options Over Hike In SMS Alert Charges by Ouchbabe(f): 8:10pm On May 09, 2025
bisqit:
when last did u moan
Last night, I will moan again tonight cool
Celebrities › Re: Sudden Change In Sean 'diddy' Combs' Appearance Surprises Observers ... by Ouchbabe(f): 9:42am On May 08, 2025
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Phones › Re: The Birth Of GSM In Nigeria: Who Made The First Call? by Ouchbabe(f): 8:55am On May 08, 2025
I remember the day my girlfriend and I went to buy our first mobile phones in 2002. After paying, those criminals at Onitsha insisted that we must buy antenna . We told them that we don't have money for any antenna.
Long story cut short.....some passers-by (guys) intervened and settled the matter.
Politics › Re: Borno Governor Zulum Bans Alcohol Sale, Warns Against Promoting Criminality by Ouchbabe(f): 2:29pm On May 07, 2025
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Car Talk › Re: Mention A Car That Is Cheap But Makes You Look Rich by Ouchbabe(f): 1:21pm On May 06, 2025
Bittersweetnig:
Exactly, that car looks luxury but everything about it is very cheap. Very low fuel consumption, cheap parts. The car it's self is cheap
See the way you are shouting CHEAP CHEAP upandan as if the car nor reach million naira.
Oji onu
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Romance › Re: Outrage As Lady Reveals Man Paid Her Rent Just Two Days After Meeting Him by Ouchbabe(f): 7:42pm On May 05, 2025
damiloladuke:
That's her problem. I believe once you're blessed with resources, you give freely and don't care what the receiver feels
Abeg you fit give me freely? Any amount sir grin
Celebrities › Re: 'I Feel Like Paying Her Bride Price Every Week' – Moses Bliss Gushes Over Wife by Ouchbabe(f): 5:03pm On May 04, 2025
haybhi1:
Lol... you're right. I like this your vibe... you resemble pezin wey go live very very long and happy
Amen dear. I wish you same.
Phones › Re: 5 Phones Over ₦‎1 Million In Nigeria by Ouchbabe(f): 3:01pm On May 04, 2025
Goo0dHardDick:
Is Samsung a joke to you?

Abi u think Samsung is like Ur itel, Tecno and infinix calculators?
I feel attacked undecided
You mentioned my brand as a calculator.
May the God of the attacked and shamed rise and fight my battle this Sunday afternoon grin
Celebrities › Re: 'I Feel Like Paying Her Bride Price Every Week' – Moses Bliss Gushes Over Wife by Ouchbabe(f): 2:54pm On May 04, 2025
haybhi1:
Lol this lady no serious at all. grin angry
grin grin grin but this life is not that hard naa🤸🤸🤸
Celebrities › Re: 'I Feel Like Paying Her Bride Price Every Week' – Moses Bliss Gushes Over Wife by Ouchbabe(f): 2:52pm On May 04, 2025
Karlifate:
Ouch, babe grin cheesy
Yes baby, that's my name cool
Romance › Re: Men Sleep With Women For The Experience. Women Sleep With Men For A Connection. by Ouchbabe(f): 5:39am On May 04, 2025
Kobojunkie:
It isn't the times that have changed women but that many no longer feed on the old lies they were fed to keep them controlled and in place. Why? Because they now see through to the worthlessness of those lies. undecided

Check am, for inside una churches, women still dey believe the old lie say staying with one man is way for them to reach una church heaven? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I know you are a trouble maker but you see this Sunday morning, I jump your vawulence and pass grin
FYI my church women are epitome of virtuous women.

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