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Celebrities / Re: Senator Dino Melaye Declares Davido As The 001 Of The Nigerian Music Industry by Ouchbabe(f): 12:22am On May 03
Who would not like Davido?
He is one person that you can't be angry with for long.
Dude gat a good heart
Politics / Re: Charly Boy Slams Reno Omokri by Ouchbabe(f): 12:18am On May 03
I just read his post on Facebook where he wrote nonsense against a whole tribe. I just unfollowed him immediately.
Reno is mad. Too Loquacious
Politics / Re: Major Marketers Move To End Fuel Scarcity, To Flood Market With 300m Litres by Ouchbabe(f): 6:52am On May 02
Amen
Dybala11:

Amen, I wish you all the best this month has to offer. 👍
Crime / Re: Edo Housewife Hacked To Death By Father, Son While Separating A Fight by Ouchbabe(f): 7:12pm On May 01
Speak no more brother. I can imagine where you were coming from and what you smoked. grin
Nwaokunkpara
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Did you know where I was coming from before commenting on the thread?🤔
Crime / Re: Edo Housewife Hacked To Death By Father, Son While Separating A Fight by Ouchbabe(f): 6:46am On May 01
Where is this your comment coming from? Which abusive relationship?
Read before commenting, this is a new month
Nwaokunkpara:
It's more honorable to walk out from an abusive relationship than to die in it

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Politics / Re: Major Marketers Move To End Fuel Scarcity, To Flood Market With 300m Litres by Ouchbabe(f): 12:09am On May 01
I agree with you. I would have invited you to a Facebook broadcast that I watched some hours ago. We need to be awake and pray our way into the new month.
Happy New month
May the month of May be good to you
Dybala11:

Bed ke, when the new day and month is just getting started. A man mustn't be asleep when the day starts na. 😂😂😂
Education / Re: My Review Of Utme 2024 Utme Mathematics Examination (they Set Sin40°) by Ouchbabe(f): 11:57pm On Apr 30
Result is out so what did you score?
Mrshape:
On Tuesday morning, April 23rd, 2024, was set for my UTME examination. My center was close to my house, so at 6:20 am, I came out from the house hoping to catch an auto rickshaw . I left with my ATM card, ID card and my JAMB examination photo card. On getting to the junction, I observed there was no auto rickshaw, so I had to run down to the road before I was able to see a vehicle. I appreciated the running because it was an opportunity for me to do some exercise, which people had been advising me to take because of my sedentary nature due to work.

When I got to the center, it was not very crowded as I thought. I proceeded to the queue, and a man asked me if I could have my phone. I said no. After the thumb printing, we went further to the hall to sit down. Although there were not enough chairs the People organizing it were kind enough to release their chairs to students to sit down. I applaud them for that.

As I was about entered the main hall for the computers, it was advocated that ID card and ATM cards was not allowed, that it was part of the rules sent to us, so I had to go down and check for one of my fellow proprietors I saw around and I gave him my items so that I could pick them up when I'm done with the exam. I really appreciated that

I began with English, I was trying to navigate to find where to shortcut to transit it to mathematics, but I was unable to find a way out (maybe I it isa available but I don't know how to navigate it,but I later found out that I can move to the next by selecting the last question of the subject and clicking on next, this was when I was stuffing through the system in my third subject) The computer screen was not as big as I expected, so scrolling up and down was challenging. In the English section, I went to choose Hakini instead of Hakini because I didn't read the novel, I only listen to the audiobook,. I checked it up later, and it was Hakimi not Hakini, I failed that question, so UTME student sould listen and read the novel to be able to identify correct spellings as it is one of the aspect to be tested as outlined out in the English syllabus

Next was physics the physics was ok , *Next Mathematics I did well in this, except for a question asking to find the area of a triangle, given the angle between the two sides 40° which formula was 0.5 * a * b * sin 40°. It was unfortunate that 40° is not part of special angles. I was racking my brain on how to solve this. I know the sine of 30° and sin 60 = 0.8660, The option to the question was have same whole number with only a difference in the second decimal place, . This was the challenge was a challenge to identify the correct option. JAMB should stick to the agreement set questions using special angles only and if they are to go variant the options should be distinct son that a student should obviously be able to choose the correct option with knowledge of special angles and trigonometry graph visualization,
There was a question in my mathematics binary operation using LCM, I applaud JAMB for that question whoever set question is very smart, after solving it I smiled.

After my mathematics I was left with about 12 minutes for chemistry maybe I fell in love with the mathematics questions trying to look at the reason why each questions was set, well it was fun.

When I saw I have just 12 minutes remaining for chemistry I know this is not the time to start calculation in the chemistry I hurried move through the questions to find the ones can easily I identify the answer I click on then why the others I just used possible elimination to choice a possible answer
In total I am expecting
Mathematics around 98±2
English around 85±10
Physics around 89±8
Chemistry around 70±10
Total around 330 to 360

For the record I applied for BCE Mathematics I might go and study the course but I would have prefarerd Mathematics and Artificial intelligence but no school in Nigeria is offering it.
Politics / Re: Major Marketers Move To End Fuel Scarcity, To Flood Market With 300m Litres by Ouchbabe(f): 11:38pm On Apr 30
You are a clown. Won't you go to bed? your daddy will soon catch you pressing phone grin

Dybala11:

You can start burning the new calories that'll enter your body in advance, failure to prepare is preparing to...
Also, adding weight in the current state of the economy should be declared a criminal offense by the federal government. 🙄

As to the colour of my witchcraft, the correct answer should be reddish white. 😂😂
Politics / Re: Workers' Day Celebration: FG Declares Wednesday, May 1st As Public Holiday by Ouchbabe(f): 11:30pm On Apr 30
U see this Workers Day tomorrow, it will favour me and my family cool
Celebrities / Re: Davido And Wife Chioma Spotted In Jamaica For Her Birthday (video) by Ouchbabe(f): 11:26pm On Apr 30
Happy birthday Chi.
April borns are the cutest, argue with your phone of 3 % Battery
Politics / Re: Major Marketers Move To End Fuel Scarcity, To Flood Market With 300m Litres by Ouchbabe(f): 11:18pm On Apr 30
Who told you I have calories to burn?
Me wey wan add small weight sef
Did you say I should continue till the end of the year?
What color is your witchcraft? E no go work grin grin grin
Dybala11:

Sorry ehnn, but think of it as a major calories burning exercise. Please continue the routine till you end of the year. 😄😄😄
Crime / Re: Police Inspector Cuts Wife’s Hand In Jos Over N20,000 (Graphic) by Ouchbabe(f): 7:36pm On Apr 30
See what you did to someone's child all in the name of marriage. Poverty na bastard I swear. A pregnant woman for that matter embarassed

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Politics / Re: Major Marketers Move To End Fuel Scarcity, To Flood Market With 300m Litres by Ouchbabe(f): 7:10pm On Apr 30
This is a big relief if it's true.
The suffering is getting worse.
I had to trek halfway yesterday and today just to reduce transportation cost.
I'm home now totally worn out

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Career / Re: They Were Expecting Sack Letter But She Surprised Them With Iphone 13 PRO MAX by Ouchbabe(f): 5:38pm On Apr 22
Well done, God bless you.
In my humble opinion, food items would have been better for them in this harsh economy.

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Romance / Re: Billionaire Declared "Dead" Found Living With Mistress In Moscow After 6 Years by Ouchbabe(f): 5:37pm On Apr 19
No sir. I'm just pulling your legs
PerfectStranger:

So one has to be a billionaire before he gets some peace and quietness?
Romance / Re: Billionaire Declared "Dead" Found Living With Mistress In Moscow After 6 Years by Ouchbabe(f): 4:27pm On Apr 19
The man is a billionaire, are you?
PerfectStranger:
Exactly what i need rn. The head is choked up already.
Education / Re: This Is Why They Always Tell Us To Read Instructions Before Starting Exam by Ouchbabe(f): 12:07am On Apr 08
After all your carefulness, you fail abi you nor fail?

Natbrowny:
A cognitive exercise 4 that matter. The person wey take this test suppose know say every word and alphabet gaz mean something.

U gaz wake up ur CIA Instinct in cognitive tests

Na so i write one course exam like dat. ETHICS.
I had to be extra careful when i dey write am. I careful pass when i dey write English exam sef.





Business / Re: Have Prices Of Commodities Reduced In Your Area? by Ouchbabe(f): 12:00am On Apr 08
Make I come collect 1 paint rubber? There is love in sharing grin
I'm at Sangotedo
lavylilly:
Rice 74,000 Ajah, Lagos

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Politics / Re: Rice Vessels Set To Berth At Nigerian Seaports As 57000 MT Of Corn Floods Lagos by Ouchbabe(f): 7:19am On Apr 06
I'm in support of any move to alleviate the suffering of the masses.
The FG should also open our land borders.
The indigenous farmers do not have the capacity to feed the whole nation. Fear of bandits and herdsmen won't even let them go to the farm again

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Family / Re: Woman Carries Her Husband On Her Back While Crossing Muddy Road (Pictures) by Ouchbabe(f): 10:39pm On Apr 05
I don't know the reason for this, the man is better dressed, probably going for an important function nevertheless if I were to be a man, I won't take this offer unless I am sick and incapacitated

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Politics / Re: Massive Protest In Abuja As Shi'ites Hold Rally In Support Of Palestine by Ouchbabe(f): 9:55pm On Apr 05
What is wrong with these people? So of all the problems in Nigeria now it's Palestine that these bunch of nonentities are raising dust about?
Lord Luggard, RIP is very far from you
Politics / Re: FG To Remove Electricity Subsidy, Current Tariff Rates Unrealistic - Onanuga by Ouchbabe(f): 1:40pm On Apr 03
As the price of diesel is coming down, price of electricity is on its way up.

Who did we offend?
Crime / Re: Man Kills Childhood Friend In Ondo, Steals His Motorcycle, Sells It For ₦130,000 by Ouchbabe(f): 4:23pm On Apr 01
Ok sir. Well noted. Enjoy the rest of the day sir

franugo:


Wanted you to see that generalising never helped anyone grin
Crime / Re: Man Kills Childhood Friend In Ondo, Steals His Motorcycle, Sells It For ₦130,000 by Ouchbabe(f): 1:26pm On Apr 01
grin grin grin
Why u dey mention me naa
franugo:


1sharon
Ouchbabe

See your sister
Politics / Re: FG To Sell Three Presidential Jets by Ouchbabe(f): 8:49am On Apr 01
Long overdue. They should sell the jets ASAP.

Someone told me yesterday that the palliatives being shared recently were bought with Tinubu's personal money as in from his personal account. If it's true, God bless him.

I'm not an APC supporter but I'm praying that Nigeria will work.
Travel / Re: Air Peace Staff Land In London In Ishiagu Attire, Sparking Outrage In Nigeria by Ouchbabe(f): 8:41am On Apr 01
Well spoken sir
seunmsg:


Exactly. There is no outrage anywhere. All the tweets I’ve seen about the attire are from Igbo handles trying to make an issue out of nothing. I barely saw two or three tweets complaining about the attire but I’ve seen over 1k tweets trying to defend whatever it is they are defending.

For the avoidance of doubt, there is no Yoruba person that is outraged by the attire. When next I’m going to London, I will fly Air Peace because it’s a Nigerian brand. Im completely cool with the attire. What matters is safety and a smooth flight to UK.

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Family / Re: Man Hails Wife For Cooking For Him A Day After Returning From Child Birth by Ouchbabe(f): 5:29am On Apr 01
Anu mpama, I know idiot like you who think a woman is a slave will support the rubbish the man posted. Wait until your daughter whether born or yet to be born cooks for her husband right in the labour room
franugo:


You're very silly for posting this, so everyone is supposed to go through your childbirth experience? Are you okay? Imagine calling the woman an uninformed illiterate....something must be wrong with you angry

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Health / Re: Abroad-based Nigerian Man Dies 2 Days After Village Visit, Bitten By Strange Ant by Ouchbabe(f): 9:58pm On Mar 31
I'm not responding to your post but to your moniker. How can you name yourself that?
Nawao for these GenZ babies
VeryWickedGoat:


Keep qwayet
Celebrities / Re: Nobody Has The Right To Tell Me To Do A DNA Test - Mohbad’s Widow, Wunmi (video) by Ouchbabe(f): 9:46pm On Mar 31
Please how old is this Mobad's father?
The man is acting stupid by baring his family issues online.

As for the Wunmi girl, if she is innocent, doing DNA test for her child won't be an issue.

Enough of this family's drama, we have more important things to read online
Family / Re: Man Hails Wife For Cooking For Him A Day After Returning From Child Birth by Ouchbabe(f): 9:28pm On Mar 31
I don't like using insulting or abusive words online or offline but right now I'm dropping my home training.

This man is a selfish, inconsiderate and self centered idiot. What will be his reaction if the wife were to be his daughter and another man is posting this kind of trash?

I'm a mother, child birth no be moi moi.
I guess the wife is an uninformed illiterate who doesn't know what happens to the body after childbirth.

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Politics / Re: Bashir El-Rufai 2 Uba Sani: You're an Incompetent Gov Who Always Sleeps In Abuja by Ouchbabe(f): 11:25pm On Mar 30
Let them attack and kill themselves.
An enemy of my enemy is my friend grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: Easter Sunday Declared Transgender Day In The U.S By President Biden (Photos) by Ouchbabe(f): 11:22pm On Mar 30
This man must be high on some drugs. Why Easter of all days?
Biden be careful, don't take the grace of God for granted

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