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Politics › Re: How Much Is The Annual Package Of An Lg Chairman by oweniwe(m): 11:35pm On Jul 08, 2010
kazman7:
i want to become a councillor ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!, what do i need to do?
It depends on d location, whether its rural or urban. If its rural, buy some TV's/bags of rice+ gallon of veg oil, dash them 2 the following people, king/tradi ruler, 3 youth leaders. Then buy 2 buckets of paint & paint d village school. Then call a town meeting where you'll tell them u wanna contest. Then distribute N5000 in N20 notes to those in attendance. One month 2 d election, begin 2 transfer N200 every 3 days to king/tradi ruler, 3 youth leaders & other influencial people. No forget sacrifice goat 4 village shirne. If u do these 2 letter, the people u dash things will think u'll "share" wit them when u're in "power" so they'll ORDER the villagers to vote for you. Even before INEC set foot 4 d place, u don win
Romance › Re: It No Longer Pays To be a Good Guy ! by oweniwe(m): 9:26am On Jul 02, 2010
Dd
Romance › Re: It No Longer Pays To be a Good Guy ! by oweniwe(m): 9:18am On Jul 02, 2010
$sings$- "you can't marry someone who, that is every way like you. If you are a goodu goodu, you go marry badi bad!" let me ask you guys and babes- why do mommies and daddies always quarrel at home? Its coz one is honest and the other is corrupt. You can't be good and still marry good. If you're good, you marry bad and vice versa. So for me i'm a good guy, so when i wanna marry, i'm gonna turn to a bad guy so i can marry a good girl. That makes plenty sense
Culture › Re: Ibo Girls And Yoruba Girls Which One Will U Prefer Guys by oweniwe(m): 10:55pm On Jun 26, 2010
Fiscabally:
@oweniwe,i just wish i hooked 1,i think i like em,they r beautiful n reservd,though i'd go 4 d educated 1
Hausa girls are RESERVERED? That means they're also conservative, and boring to be with. Oh dear, conservative girls make my stomach sour. Once you marry one, you'll take care of her to the grave. To make things worse, they can't motivate a to attain his peak. sad
Culture › Re: The Official Ukwuani Thread: Ukwuani Bu Ani Eze by oweniwe(m): 10:32pm On Jun 26, 2010
Ejee/otofe 2 all my ukwuani/ndokwa brethren here. I'm from Ezionum, ukwuani LGA, delta state. grin
Culture › Re: The Ika People{igbanke}. by oweniwe(m): 6:47am On Jun 26, 2010
abadaba:
Baboon bleeping backside fart, you must be an boofer for typing the above crap. Why not address the issue of calling forumites Ojukwu pickings and other silly attempts to rile people. Ouit being a butt munching asshole and respect those who chat here.
Bloody sniking i.diot.
I didn't use the name ojukwu pickin without reason. I know it is very insulting. Its the same when you point finger and call an ika, ikwerre,ukwuani person igbo AGAINST HIS WISH to be addressed as ika, ikwerre, ukwuani. Its very insulting to them. If they want to answer igbo, eh. If they don't want to answer igbo, ki lo kan e? What is your business? How does that becomes a headache to you? If a ika man wants to be addressed as ika, leave him alone. Don't insult him by calling him igbo angry
Culture › Re: The Ika People{igbanke}. by oweniwe(m): 6:20am On Jun 26, 2010
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006:
@ Oweniwe,

You said you’re Igbo, didn’t you? Probably you believe you’re Anioma too.
If you do believe in Anioma, then why is Ika not Igbo since Anioma came from: A[/b]niocha, [b]N[/b]dokwa, [b]I[/b]ka, [b]O[/b]shimili, and [b]M and A are common denominators found in the four original local governments.

If you think or believe that Ika is not Igbo, then it means that Anioma does not exist.
Do you believe that Anioma as a people is fake and a grouping of convenience?
I never said ika is not a part of anioma. They are. I'm just trying to say ika and other igbo speaking groups have been apart from the main igbo for a long time, at least, 3 centuries, too long for them to hold on to igbo identity due to several reasons such as mixin with other groups i.e ika + benin, geography location, micro politics, etc. So they create new identities for themselves. That's why we have many splinter igbo groups that deny they are igbo. So if an ika, ukwuani, ikwerre man wants to hold on to igbo I.D, o.k. But if they want to be addressed as ika, ukwuani, etc, leave them alone. Its not by force to answer igbo
Culture › Re: The Ika People{igbanke}. by oweniwe(m): 6:18am On Jun 26, 2010
Sorry for my silence. I'v been so busy all day.
asha 80:
Oweniwe i would like you to write 'i do not understand what you are saying' in your language or dialect.i have a reason for asking.
I don't speak igbo language (ukwuani dialet) but my raw interpretation is- amari/ananu ife ine ku grin
Culture › Re: Where Are Y'all From? by oweniwe(m): 12:39am On Jun 25, 2010
^^You have some benin blood in you and never reach benin, that doesn't speak well for you na. As for lagos, i don't like the place. Too much madness. In january 2008 after spending the exmas wit my folks @ abeokuta, my pop said i'm getting spoilt coz i don't use public transport so he had a relation bundle me off to ojota to take those transport lines to obiaruku, delta state. When we got to ojota, the touts nearly tore my shirt screaming onisha! Onisha!! I said its obiaruku i'm going and not onitsha. One cool guy said they're going there so i boarded the bus. When we got to agbor, rather than take another route to my location, the bus continued going towards asaba. I became suspicious & asked a fellow passenger @ our destination. She replied onitsha! I disembarked at asaba where i slept at a motor park coz it was late and my wallet was not too fat for hotel. I couldn't sleep 4 fear of ritualists. & it was at lagos d whole drama started. embarassed embarassed
Culture › Re: The Ika People{igbanke}. by oweniwe(m): 11:59pm On Jun 24, 2010
abadaba:
What an imbecilic question from a donkey despoiling Poo eater. Oduduwa came from the middle east and settled at Ife. He has a son named Oraminyan. So is Oraminyan and descendats middle easterners or Yorubas today?.
As for you backside mess.ed gutter monkey, learn to respect people here. backside clown.
grin grin the guy's ranting de make me laugh. First, HE ANSWERED A QUESTION WITH A QUESTION, then he bleated some indecipherabilities like a drunken keggite. And the question you asked about oduduwa is total rubbish. You guys are saying that ika are igbo because some ika ancestors are igbo (ika is mixture of benin and igbo). So maybe in your oduduwa question above, you meant to say since the ancestor of the Yoruba came from mecca, then Yoruba people are arab. What you eastern igbo on this thread are doing is- you point finger at a ika man and say since your ancestors are igbo, then you are igbo. Now if an arab man similarly point finger at a Yoruba man and say since your ancestor oduduwa is from mecca, then you are arab, will the Yoruba man agree he is arab? Abeg answer the question i posted earlier in plain sensible english instead of replying with 10th century history juxtaposed with foul slangs angry angry
Culture › Re: Where Are Y'all From? by oweniwe(m): 10:28pm On Jun 24, 2010
^^^ O o. Mama benin, ba wo l'e wa? Alright, if you don't know delta, lets talk benin. Benin soil terrible o. I went for UNIBEN post jamb in 2007 dressed all white so my cousin who took me there could easilly spot me out. I returned late in the afternoon to my uncle's house around ADOLOR college junction looking like a red painted statue. shocked i wonder if the ring road transformation has been completed by oshiomole. I haven't been 2 benin since january so can you update me? Being a benin Omoge, u must be a 190 degrees head turning Bianca grin grin
Culture › Re: The Ika People{igbanke}. by oweniwe(m): 10:09pm On Jun 24, 2010
abadaba:
Hey my lil nigger, what does it profit you to be so abusive here. The only thing you can offer from your mental poo brain is either to abusively spell someone's name wrongly or to insult forumites who are not anus lovers as you.
Mother bleed.ing lunatic, behave your self or else,
Coward! See how he take style dodge fine question. Oloshi angry Answer question o jare! angry angry
Culture › Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya by oweniwe(m): 1:36pm On Jun 24, 2010
VACANCY: a christ embassy church in lagos needs people who can prophecy well like you keggites. The pay is N40,000 per month plus official residence. Anyone who is interested should let me know in plain english coz i no understand the kata kata una de talk. kiss
Culture › Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya by oweniwe(m): 1:28pm On Jun 24, 2010
abmartel:
Vu le wa tutu ga ga 4 an agbalagb lakamua lason lason u ar bt supremus comaradum  shld be liknd 2 ime ohia kariability
[quote author=AB-OGIDI link=topic=83839.msg6256590#msg6256590 date=1277138359]@ab amartel, tutu gaga iz neva kariability. Firing dat u are g-lord b4 my mamarado waz neva born iz a nwichoromistic statement. But let diz migr8 2 your uchemus chamber dat when nwanza iz ova solified, it go by d wages of i challenge take one post.[/quote]angry E be like say palmwine don scatter una heads pata pata. I say make una de talk SOMETHING OTHER PEOPLE CAN UNDERSTAND. Eh! angry angry
Culture › Re: Why Do Yoruba Guys Marry Igbo Girls? by oweniwe(m):
Acidosis:
True talk!
Only yoruba ladies buy kitchen utencils for their unborn grand children.
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excanny:
Actually i'll say sth thats quite politically incorrect. No proper igbo girl will marry a yourba cock(i mean born and breed in igboland).
Most of the igbo girls who are born in yourbaland(especially Lagos) grow up with some form of inferiority complex. I've personally met quite a number. Usually they speak little or no igbo, are unfamiliar with igbo culture, but fluent in yourba.
So yourba cocks with no game to hook up a yourba chick find these as easier prey. Ofcourse they usually falld to find 'solace' for their inferiority complex(not all though)
So for a yourba cock to marry an igbo girl 2 conditions must be met:
1. The igbo girl is breed in yourbaland, usually speaks yourba, culturally disconnected from her native igbo homeland.
2. The yourba cock has no game to get a yourba girl.
From my findings and interveiws on inter-tribal relationships, its the same reasons why you have more hausa men marrying yourba girls. Many of my hausa friends have yourba wives
Culture › Re: The Ika People{igbanke}. by oweniwe(m): 1:05pm On Jun 24, 2010
I NEED you ojukwu pickins to ANSWER this QUESTION: Chidi's father is from agbor, delta state but mother is Bini. If you tell chidi that he is igbo because he bears igbo name and his father is from agbor, 1. WILL CHIDI AGREE THAT HE IS IGBO? AND 2. WHAT IS THE PROBABILITY HE WILL AGREE THAT HE IS IGBO?
angry
Culture › Re: Where Are Y'all From? by oweniwe(m): 12:04pm On Jun 24, 2010
Idowuogbo:
ogaga aand oweniwe stay on topic b4 i descend on both of u . angry tongue cheesy grin cool
am jealous man u guys are gisting and am not invited cry sad sad
Ogaga and i are on topic na. We are both from delta state and talking about the state's development. Abi u just expect us to say i'm from delta and walka commot? Oti o. On invitation, this place is as open as your warm, friendly motherly arms. By the way where are you from? Hope ya from delta state too coz i've never met a delta Yoruba. Cheers. cheesy grin
Culture › Re: Ibo Girls And Yoruba Girls Which One Will U Prefer Guys by oweniwe(m): 11:24am On Jun 24, 2010
spicyhoney:
So  u mean whatever a particular person of a tribe does automatically everybody in that tribe does the same? Well your sch of tot!
Never knew Yoruba pple were uninspiring and slow to acting.
i'm not saying they're all the same but the behaviour/attitude of people from a tribe are similar but values such as hygine, inspiration, beliefs, etc are different based on the individual's upbringing and environment.                                 
Fiscabally:
I think i wud go 4 hausa girl!
What's so special about hausa girls?  huh huh
Computers › Re: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by oweniwe(m): 11:07am On Jun 24, 2010
shocked shocked SOMEBODY HELP! I have a troublesome compaq presario CQ40- 15TU i bought april last year. It has been having reoccuring problem with the screen which used to flicker and roll like tv with bad signal which eventuall spoilt. It took it 2 the dealer who replaced the screen after a month when i threatened to call police. But late december, something broke in the laptop that makes it open loosely. One week later, the screen spoilt again. A technician said the long round plastic in the laptop center that enable the laptop open & close's not compartible wit the laptop. That's why its having screen problem. After six months lying idle in my wardrobe, i'v decide to repair the laptop again. Can someone PLS TELL ME WHAT I HAVE TO DO TO ENSURE IT DOESN'T SPOIL AGAIN? The laptop runs on vista ultimate. Thanks shocked embarassed embarassed
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Chris Says "Take It" And People Fall. Do You Believe It? by oweniwe(m): 5:08am On Jun 24, 2010
The guys that pastor chris gave 'nothing' to "take" are not ordinary church members. They are cell leaders who know what to do when pastor chris "gives" them anything- faintly fall on the floor. They don't feel anything. If pastor chris blows on you, even if you don't feel anything, fall. If you don't fall, that means you don't have faith. Faith is now defined as falling to the ground whenever pastor blows air at you or touch you. And who wants to be accused of being faithless or still living in sin in front of thousands of people? So they all fall angry I'm telling you the truth coz i'm a former christ embassy member
Culture › Re: Ibo Girls And Yoruba Girls Which One Will U Prefer Guys by oweniwe(m): 12:04pm On Jun 23, 2010
spicyhoney:
Does it matter?
It does o. For example, if you are a igbo man married to a Yoruba woman and the Yoruba woman is slow to acting in urgent situations, or she is uninspiring while you being igbo is very ambitious, it would be a case of a horse and a donkey being unequally yoked and that could cause problem for the marriage. Similarly, if you are a Yoruba man married to- lets say an igbo girl from enugu and you give the enugu wife N30,000 house keeping allowance, she'll most likely fling the money at the man coz in enugu, N30,000 can hardly carry one for 2 weeks. Trust Yoruba people, the man will start saying his igbo wife like money too much, she wants to "dry" him, she's too expensive, etc. If the man's people now enter the case, plenty wahala go shele grin
Nairaland General › Re: Beware! Female Condoms With Teeth Are Out There! by oweniwe(m): 6:32pm On Jun 22, 2010
I just wonder why most people here can't think deeply. What if the condom is used as a set up or to blackmail by some wicked jezebel? For example, a girl asks a guy for N20,000 for shopping. The guy refused to give her coz he has other pressing commitments. The girl come angry, bought the teethy condom, put am enter honey pot come tell the guy make e come chop honey with him 'tail'. When guy carry 'tail' enter honey pot, him eyes wide like gorilla own, come shout IIYYAAUUUWW!! Come hold 'tail' in serious pain. Girl come stand up come talk the man say- "good for you. I ask for just N20,000 you no gree. Serve you right". Come waka from the room de swing 'sewage tank' like female dog leaving the guy in serious pain. As for me, from now on before eating from any honey pot, pray against whitlow, finger the pot welu welu, wear rain coat, and then enter enjoy. The news didn't even say if the condom's teeth can penetrate 2 mens latex condom. (I doubt it can) lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Culture › Re: Where Are Y'all From? by oweniwe(m): 8:17am On Jun 22, 2010
Ogaga4Luv:
[size=13pt]That mean's he did more jobs than Ibori . . . .right? smiley[/size]
We all see things in different ways. The longest fragile public infrastructures like public tv in heavy delta rain and harsh sunshine, street lights (some black out after six months coz they're solar powered), is two years while new toyota public taxi's either find their way into private garages, or have become battered after 4 years- coz corolla isn't meant for mass transit. Any Govt project ought to last for not less than seven years eg rural roads, power (some wards don't have light coz no transformer), upgrading out dated medical equipments, classroom/lecture blocks, a robust water agency/corporation instead of drilling scattered N20m solar powered boreholes. Imagine Delta doesn't have a water corporation. The warri park won't take less than 15 years to reach maturity. Anyway sha, i like d warri- asaba dublisation, and airport projects. Those ones are long lasting
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Culture › Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya by oweniwe(m): 3:23pm On Jun 21, 2010
tongue the grammar wey una guys de talk fit make professor of english kick bucket. I can't comphrehend all these rokoklo, togbasky, llya, keske, et al. Make una talk something wey person fit understand na shocked
Culture › Re: Delta Igbo, Bendel Igbo: What Does That Even Mean. by oweniwe(m): 3:00pm On Jun 21, 2010
006:
Don't mind that boy. He forgot that all our problems started with Nzeogwu's silly coup.

When you digressed to civil war and started talking trash you barely know about, where were your senses?
I only used the civil war to point out reason why some igbo deny igbo.
asha 80:
You are talking with too much emotions.How did Ojukwu bring war to the delta igbos?Where the Delta igbos in the defunct eastern region?The  former eastern regional house of assembly urged Ojukwu to declare biafra.How did the delta igbos come into this?Are you are aware the Delta igbos were in the then midwest?

As for insinuating that biafra brought war to delta igbos are you aware that the majority igbo guys at the forefront on the nzeogwu coup where delta igbo?Do you know Nzeogwu's and Onwuatuegwu place?

You say you grew up western nigeria.It is better you have a balanced view on what led to the war.
As for the nzeogwu coup, it was asha80 that bought up that one. So how come you guys are accusing me of digressing? Na wa o angry
Culture › Re: Igbo Names & Their Meanings by oweniwe(m): 9:04pm On Jun 20, 2010
Andre Uweh:
Oweniwe, as you know, there are many dialects within Ndigbo. There are some names my people bear which only those from Isinweke will understand. For example, Nwoyokoruwa, Akamanughi, Ojahia, Ukworu etc. There is a Delta Igbo guy from Ukwuani who am sure will know better. His username is Paddy lo. Heis a very proud Igbo and use to contribute in the Igbo trade. But sice January I have not been seeing his post.
Thanks for your suggestion. I'm wondering how i'll go back to january- six months ago to consult paddy lo (i'm just joking o) lipsrsealed So who knows the meaning of ISHICHELI?
Culture › Re: Delta Igbo, Bendel Igbo: What Does That Even Mean. by oweniwe(m): 8:52pm On Jun 20, 2010
udezue:
Oweniwe,
I thought u were making sense but now u are talking like u are high on some cheap weed. Nwokem get a grip of yourself. The last time I checked Nzeogwu was the leader of the 1st coup that then led to the massacre of Eastern Igbo and Midwest Igbo plus non Igbos in both areas so going by your logic he brought the genocide on us hence we reacted. Why won't any action taken involve people from your area. I smell cowardice my friend. So all of a sudden the massacres didn't concern you yet action by Nzeogwu could be blamed for what happened. Did he consult all Eastern Igbo before embarking on a coup? U make no sense. U mean to tell me that Ojukwu just rolled into Midwest by surprise and not one Igbo person knew of his plan? Do your research before talking again. Even a 5 year old knows that Midwest Igbos leaders and soldiers were very aware of the plan led by Ojukwu. Btw Biafra and its leaders who made decisions were also of Efik, Ijaw, Ogoni origin so I don't where u get the idea that Biafra was an Eastern Igbo affair. Do you think that the take over of Midwest would have been done easily without the support of Anioma ppl. Igbo ppl on both sides of the Niger river were faced with the same danger please. I heard stories about how Igbo men gathered at a square in Asaba to receive Nigerian troops and they were all saying "Anyi aburo Ndi Igbo" yet Nigerian gunned over 2000 of them. You think they are that dumb? Other people fled deep East into Biafra.
I tire for this place o. I only used hutu thing as a side talk na. I didn't say any one bought genocide ah. We human being see the same thing in different ways. Its different strokes for different folks. d discussion has shifted from delta igbo denying igbo to the civil war and now the 1966 coup. I don't see the point in arguing over somethin that will get me nowhere. So i'm taking a break. angry
Culture › Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here. Everybody Is Invited! by oweniwe(m): 8:33pm On Jun 20, 2010
(Orin) My mother to l'oyun, o si ti bi'mo. Ojo wo ni'ko mo? Otunla ni ko'mo. Iru onje wo la maa je? Rice, la maa je oti wo la maa mu? Coke, la maa mu. Iru ijo wo la maa jo? Talaso, 84! Talaso, 84! grin
Culture › Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here. Everybody Is Invited! by oweniwe(m): 8:25pm On Jun 20, 2010
Idowuogbo:
baba owere kini temi ninu ori yi sin,
etin daruko mi ju , oga eja wo loro mi oo
warning  mo ja fu yin yen ooo
angry angry angry angry angry cheesy cheesy cool
Jo ma binu si mi. Mi o wa si bi lati wa wahala cool
Culture › Re: Where Are Y'all From? by oweniwe(m): 7:58pm On Jun 20, 2010
Andre Uweh:
Oweniwe, the problem I have with you is that you do not pay attention to my post.
Once again, I wrote that Delta Igbo people should vote him out..
I'm sorry sir. Correction accepted. But whom shall we vote in if uduaghan is voted out? Apart from one dreamy braduce angozie, no one has come out to indicate interest to contest. cry
Ogaga4Luv:
[size=13pt]Vrendos. . . .!!!!

Oh really? shocked , what happened to road. . . . well , i have no idea on this '' uduaghan ''- the new governor of delta state . hope his office isn't the same like of '' Ibori ''?? wink
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Almost like ibori. But while ibori builds concrete projects at grossly inflated sums, uduaghan just uses state funds to buy taxi's and buses, put street lights here and there (ought to be done by the LGA's and erecting public TV at junctions of major towns angry
Culture › Re: Where Are Y'all From? by oweniwe(m): 12:09pm On Jun 20, 2010
Andre Uweh:
Delta Igbo people, you have a duty to vote Uduaghan out come 2011.
Give me 5 good reasons why i should vote for him. I haven't even seen his manifesto. kiss
Culture › Folk Tales And Fables? Step In by oweniwe(op): 7:49am On Jun 20, 2010
Hello Nlanders. If you have interesting cultural folk tales or fables, you are welcomed to share it here. I made the suggestion on the Yoruba speaking thread but i feel it'll be more interesting if we all share tales or fables in language everyone can understand. Thanks.

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