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Double A:
I luv African culture 4 real, but dis kegites klub of a thing is what i don't understand. Help me

i feel you o. Their language fit make person kick bucket

ChelseaAvalon and co, make una leave my angelic Rebecca alone o! I de go her village on saturday to pay N3m bride price to her papa and then carry am come my house. Una hear??!!

12large:
Eagles hit by more withdrawals

Osaze Odemwingie of NigeriaAugust 02, 2010

Nigeria’s Super Eagles look set to line up a much weakened team for a friendly against South Korea in Seoul later this month following a spate of withdrawals by some of the country’s top Europe-based stars.

Injury has already ruled out Russia-based striker Osaze Odemwingie and Ike Uche from this match.

Nigeria caretaker coach, Austin Equavoen, has now disclosed that Monaco midfielder, Obinna Nsofor of Inter Milan and Ukraine-based Dele Adeleye have pulled out of the August 11 friendly against South Korea.

“Haruna has called in to say he is injured, while Obinna Nsofor and Adeleye are tied down with their clubs,” said Eguavoen.

According to Eguavoen, Esperance striker Michael Eneramo has also turned down a late invitation to the game because his team are engaged in the CAF Champions League.

Last week, Russia-based striker Solomon Okoronkwo was handed a late invite to the Eagles.

“I won’t force any player to play this game,” said Eguavoen, who will now most likely feature players from the domestic league in Seoul.

Korea have demanded that Nigeria parade some of their World Cup stars for the match after both teams played out a 2-2 draw at South Africa 2010

12large, something de do you o. Where's mikel in the news you pasted up there? Better go modify the thread topic leave mikel alone. Mmsscheww!

I'm a Nairalander for life. I'm so proud of seun. Infact, i de take Nairaland boast for my ghana pals.  
[quote author=190. link=topic=489530.msg6496360#msg6496360 date=1280757199][size=18pt]Im not proud of nairaland,
I hate Nairaland

I hate facebook

I hate everything!! [/size][/quote]190, ya still bitter about ya ban? Forgive and forget na. And no mind that pickin who call you dead o. Him de craze. No be by force make person like honey.

Abeg make una check the link below for some cheap toyota carmy 2007- 2011. http://www.cargurus.com/Cars/l-Used-Toyota-Camry-d292

no1madman:
suday esther is an attacking midfielder. .she supposed attack more from middle.
ukaonu should push more forward and go for loose balls.

if everybody go forward to attack, that'll leave the defence open

If the falconets continue to pile pressure like they did in the first half, they may win the game. The germans are NOT BETTER than them

See coach de demo

Best course ke? Naija education system no de permit make one enjoy course again. You do about seven courses in a semester. The next semester, a whole new set of courses are introduced again so if you want to pass, you just have to forget everything you did in the previous semester otherwise, headache go kill ya. I'm in 300L now and I've done over 35 courses. How man go remember all of them? @ topic- Course that involves calculation, i HATE. But the ones that involve only reading, i like coz they're STRESS FREE.

violent:
chei!. . things Igbo men will do for money

violent, you are a big olodo rabata. When did akwa ibom/ibibio/south south become igbo/south east? E be like say u get fish brain.

kupsonrex:
@ Violet sumthing dey worry you, Na ibo man dem mention for you? Goat,

Abeg no mind the violent bush boy

Kai, Thread has been moved!

papa190:
[size=15pt]Poster i feel your pain,
AJEPAKO babes full Nairaland here,
I know quite a few of em,
If u want get AJEBUTTER Babes
Just stroll down to silver bird cinemas

One was even @ my side sef on saturday when i went to watch KNIGHT AND DAY
She continuously kept hitting me with her leg and apologizing (Like thrice) and then carrying her legs and exposing her laps
rite there inside the dark cinema room~

If not that im taken and have self control,e for be another case ooh

so poster start by looking for em, babes @ cinema's i know saturdays and sundays are their outings alot![/size]

Omo, na Novena delta state i de but I'll give your suggestion a try during the holidays.

Acidosis:
You no happy say Kpako pikin dey ask for 3000 naira.
Butti go run you down!

N3K is not the problem. Its the continous and recycled "asking" that irk me. I be her papa? And after giving her what she requested for she would look at you like as if you are a mugu. Then you begin to regret ever giving them at all

Ajepako (people from lower class homes) girls na wa o. Everything they know is asking for money and other valuables. "I don't have credit Buy me card", "gimme N3,000", "buy me this singlet", "i'm hungry gimme money to buy rice". . . If you lend them anything, its VERY HARD to get it back so forget about it. Their wahala is too much. I'm looking for a Ajebutter girl for close friendship. They're virtually stress free. Anyone who is interested can reach me thru cool.diamonds@yahoo.com

I'm not tribalistic but i think dis funny nickname thing is more common among the Yoruba's

IFYALWAYS! But sadly, its only possible to date her in my dreams. She's so enchanting. . .

After the toasting don finish, after una don chop the girl finish, una go carry am throway for breeze like empty pure water sachet go chase another sisi.

There may be a mix up. Maybe the mother was given the wrong baby by the hospital.

Aloy Emeke the crime burster. How ya de? On the topic, those who engage or patronize those joints do so not because they want to unwind, but coz they have big problems they're trying to run away from. And gobbling nudity won't help a dime. Anyway, its their own wahala

Popular masquerade ke? Oro masquerade/aworo/eworo

Emperoh:
Without thinking twice!!
Collateral damage fit they. . . . in such a case, the person involved is the determinant!

but no be person like Abacha oo!!!

Or sani Yerima

It depends on the situation. If i know that the person is guilty as charged, ie a serial killer, armed robber, our thief thief politicians, etc, i will TELL THE TRUTH MAKE DEM GO HELL! But if the accused is innocent, the charges are not clear, or the crime committed is not worth a death sentence, well. . . I will lie coz if i don't it would be like i killed the accused or the blood is in my hands.

In what ways does a pastor's dressing add value to people's lives? In what ways does it save souls for christ and in what ways does mode of dressing got to do with salvation? Porter, no let me vex 4 you o

My parents call me STEVO!

izby:
I am from Ukwuani Local Government area, i was 2yrs when i visit ever since have not step my foot there, am planning to visit when things are okay with me according to God plans.I cant speak the language but i can learn with time.My dad told me we are from Ubiaroko side.Can u tell me where that is?

i'm sure you mean obiaruku. Its about 10minutes drive from abraka, delta state univ host comm. I don't speak the language either coz i grew us in the west.

For private car, They wanna admire/check their pan cake/cosmetics with da side mirror. But for AGOFURE, DELTA LINE, ABC TRANSPORT and other mass transit vehicles for express way, dem sisi go pack 4 back. I hope you all know why

$sings$ "Bolanle Bolanle Bolanle, Mmmeee! Bolanle ate the porridge, Mmmeee! She take am rub my mouth, Mmmeee! And say na me eat am, Mmmeee!" Anybody wey say e never thief from pot when e small na lair. Me, i de do am like once a week on the midnight a fresh soup had just been cooked

Those elders are stupid. They should have kept shut till the last minute. If uduaghan get re-elected, i'm sure he won't spend a kobo on delta north. Ovwie Omo-agege is urhobo

I offer 1.6m

Marhusky, whaz wrong wi you? If you wanna talk about EPL, why not dash to da sport section and start a thread on ARSEs winning da premiership? Why ya so stubborn?

rokiatu:
@poster, well if am going to advice u, I say o for the smoker. for me I will not go near any.

dear rokiatu, why should one go for a heavy smoker? If you ever slept on the same bed with a smoker, you'll vomit well well the next morning. They smell so tey. . . You'll wonder whether a rat died close to you. Moreover, smokers are prone to hot temper. I prefer chronic drunkard o jare

papa190:
now this is the latest way of derailing threads
i like this ooh

nairaland nor go kill person~

no mind marho ARSE lover. If anyone doesn't like the thread, he/she should either go and start his/her own or vamooze. Simple[quote author=hatch# link=topic=478254.msg6381638#msg6381638 date=1279064979]#OP
Better luck next time on a more meaningful thread
#newtopic
Liverpool with stun all of you this next season.[/quote]. The thread's just catch a little fun. It may not be as serious as story of a teen pounding a grand mama, its designed in such a way to make one think of making a choice btw the devil (heavy smoker) and the deep blue sea (chronic drunkard). And if i may add, THINKING IS GOOD FOR YOU. So i implore you all to try and stay one topic. Its just for fun