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If Buhari had submitted a copy of his WASC result as claimed. Why was there any need for recommendation from his principal that "He will pass his WASC" that I do not understand.

beckleyhans:
Pls ooo is america an oil produceng country. must nigeria be like other countries. And must be during election he remove 10 naria. Who ever wrote dis dis tin get brain damage

America, Russia and Saudi are the biggest oil producing countries in the world. They produce more than 30% of total world oil output. Always use ur google.

My lil sister is the only girl I know that supports Liverpool with me just so I'll feel good though she doesn't watch match at all.... I like when girls watch football or play PES but when they become lousy its a turn-off. Op your good to go.

richybanky:
Lols.. Na u Bleep up broda, u for no put ur HND certificate and d banking job experience for ur CV.. D pesin no fit pay ur salary na y he no call u again be dat #lols

yh I guess so thinking of texting him the reason why I need the job. I think he pays like 20k and not far from my house. Not up to 100naira trans to and fro. I go text am sha. Thanks

I tried this the first semester I gained admission It backfired I tried it again during final year it worked. Am never doing that again. I don't keep female friends again cos they too take advantage of guys, send me credit, let's go out Take me out naaa And all sorts of nonsense. Mtcheeew*

eunylondon:
Abeg my people, make una help me find work oooo. I don tire for house.

me too ooh. I saw a Job vacancy for startime in my church bulletin. I called the manager and he said I should bring CV Me I come go put ND, HND and even one year diamond bank experience the man no even call me again ooo. He still put the advert in my church bulletin again I dey wonder weda the man dey fear the CV. Am tired of sleeping.

Some of the many chef testimonies from facebook :O

tom29reloaded:
You will live long too. Actually I said initially i wouldn't fund below $500 but d money is not coming as planned & d year flying fast again. a friend advice me to fund that and compound instead. I was like great if i can compound 50% gain monthly for 6 months on d go especially as dey offer oil, then i knew something reasonable will be on d table by June/July not knowing dis broker will make it a pipe dream.

My actual plan is a $500 account, oil & EU pair. I did it on demo 3 months with great success.

UNDER CAPITALIZATION HAS CAUSED ME SO MUCH PAINS IN FX.
Good mm/strategy is never my problem

Tom if you wanted only 50% from 70$ you had no reason trading 0.03lot size on a very volatile instrument like Gj and oil. You keep repeating same mistake over and over again. If you would expose 5% risk then STICK TO IT... When you demo start with 70$ not 1000k. Make I no lie for you ehn you still wan make millions over night and that's the problem tom........ You need to relax.. See I have not traded live for a long time and am not worried about it, I also have mobile platform but am not in a hurry. I read and study charts everyday and I'll keep doing that until when am ready which should be around september. Forex no dey run go anywhere. It must pay me e sure die. You need to take one step at a time. Just my advice o. Have a nice day.

tom29reloaded:
RED ALERT

This broker pepperstone.com are thieves & slippage planters. I lost $50 out of a total deposit of 70$ and an extra commission charged of 0.03% on fund deposit. I entered my scalping trade on GJ using 0.03 micro lots unknowing to me the platform was paused. immediately i entered, price was already dropping 65 pips down in s buy I took .

Another scenario happened this morning. I talked to them only to be told it was my android mobile device that got issues.

Just checked FOREXPEACEARMY and major feedback are pointing to slippage slippage slippage slippage..

I just made a terrible mistake signing up with them since my former ECN broker don't offer oil.

My appetite in forex trading is wounded by dis cheating broker.

STAY AWAY FROM THEM PLEASE

Tom Tom. You don come again why not relax and chill for a while. Gather enough money, get a lappy and get a better broker instead of all these unknown brokers on mobile platform. Mobile platforms are for monitoring trades not for trading for real.

naijababe:
I just started trading an inside bar as a strategy, to think that all these time it never even occurred to me

that should be ok on daily tf and above right?

Illustration from Bible perspective In the garden of Eden God made it perfect then he put the forbidden fruit of sin. He could have removed the forbidden fruit but left it and warned adam. Do not eat from it. He gave life and death and then he said "choose life" He is a democratic God. He does not force you to serve him. He gives us free will. Happy sunday

FOREXMARTS:
Not necessary giving it back to the broker since fx trading involves risk exposure u must be willing to risk something to get something. If you claim all the pips you make it will have a psychological effect on u when u loose a trade but when you have already made up ur mind to expose certain amount of pips especially when it was from profit made already u won't blink when you loose. You only get worried when ur reserve starts running low like Nigeria is now. See this as a business have a profit thank and a reserve tank. Trade from the reserve tank, deduct ur official profit and put the rest in the reserve, by the end of the month transfer as much as u want to profit and leave some in the reserve. It's a psychological thing not physical tho i record my profit and reserve in excel tho but everything is in my trading account. So if for example i started January with $1500 dollars and made 246 pips i won't see my equity as $1746 even tho that's what my mt4 says. I see my equity as 1600 dollars instead. I just pray this is making sense to someone. Happy Sunday to the gurus in the house.

makes lots of sense. Keep it up sire. Thanks to 12ema also those educating newbies. Happy sunday

infofirst:
Those projectns r possible wen u look tru higher tf like weekly n monthly. Learn to study charts witout indicators n all of dat will b clearer n take one pair at a time. Then i felt most of us hardly appreciate tins we get cheaply n up till now...dos dat got trading system tru email frm d forextime oga lately never till now give any feedback as to whether d trading system worth it or not nor to apprciate his effort. May b some did tru email but dz shd v bin a better avenue to do such. God bless all dos teachin n helpin ppl to get better in life in one way or d other.

Am still waiting till dax wil retest d support dat is likely to becom resistance @968*/975* for a sell. I dont wanna miss d down move oh if its real.

Just like I suspected... The problem was that my broker then didn't show the full chart mayb that's why those time frames were omitted. Am not a fan of indicator at all. Thanks for your insight.

shorty002:
Hmmmmmmm.....u took dese words outta my mouth.in all honesty I always wondered this as well.and one thing I noticed is if u ask how he get his lines he will neva explain the way naijababe n odas come out strait, he will only say he draws them himself.nwy I only jus decided to say sumtin cos u asked a ques I too always wondered as av herd of pple in dat category ...lol[/b]

lol* see there was a time I read his personal post from page 0 to about page 55 and I finally understood, it took me 2days to complete. You should do the same if you want to understand. I can't even explain much but its just support and resistance and also H&S...... Although there are some I still don't get o and that's the one he'll project a bounce out of no where. Mr natruetalk by the time I am ready you will explain that one to me I no fit shout now

^^^ Moderator puskin, FOD, naijacutee and seun pls sexaddict is derailing the thread. Help us delete his post and give him his deserved ban. If he wants to discuss that he should open a thread for that... Nobody should reply him again

tom29reloaded:
pls is dis DAX. if yes na to port to alpari be dat oo. love d volatility & straight processing of PA

for a 100-150$ acct you shouldn't be risking more than 3-5% just like you said earlier on. I see you have entered 3 trades today alone. Pls follow your plan. Slow and steady. Good afternoon mr

JAkpayen:
@Owliver, you are the leader of this season by virtue of the privilege of opening the new thread. So many seasoned and experienced traders have left for some reasons. I'll suggest we make it more creative and appealing by giving a theme starting this season just like we have "hotshot" in BBA and other seasonal programs. We can name it "forex-trade-alerts-season 15 - $100 to $1000 challenge". Then we work out ways to meet the challenge.

sire if you must know, am not trading live currently so am not in a position to decide that. If the majority in this thread agree to it then I will modify. But I will suggest we keep it simple. If we make it "a challenge" it will drive many more out. Just saying.

Right on time. Happy New Year www.nairaland.com/2070588/forex-trade-alerts-season-15

drpips1:
Its 48 hours count down to season 15, and i am privileged to announced the Nomination for host of Forex Trade Alert season 15

who will be opening the new thread, to Kick off

voluntary contribution will be much appreciated guys

pass it on to oliver. I'll do it and this time no excuses anybody else who wishes to should also indicate. Complements to everyone.

pascal2young:
greetings my ppl........i got admitted via pre degree buh got admitted in a different school via jamb buh acceptd the admission gotten from pd........can i use that jamb number for nysc?

my school had to generate another one for everybody because some people did PT in OND so they had no jamb record so, if your school does not make provision to generate another one then you can use it. Good evening

Nigerdeltaboi:
@NyscDG

@NYSCAbuja is the official one linked to their website. The rest are unofficial

natruetalk:
thank for d confession

what do u mean u trade psychologically? na index or commodity

hahaha. Your style of trading works on currency very well. I check my charts always and predict the market without trading it live and I do pretty good. Am still in recession but still got my obsession for the game. am always watching.

natruetalk:
it 8pm

am looking forward 2 c hw dis trade will end. d trade reli teach me alot

Confession time. Mr natruetalk in case you didn't know I read ur posts from page 0- page 50+... Its awkward and took me two days but it was interesting and I learnt a lot. Though am not trading currently but I trade psychologically on my mobile platform. Pls always be around. Its interesting when you and naijababe engulf the thread with alerts. Good evening sire.

mabegunrin:
Good evening. This May and September stuff is all just rumours....

how sure are you?

O my God

Funpeter:
Good day prospective otondo.
Pls when is the registrations starting?

Nobody knows yet. Keep in touch with this thread ok. And if you got any info pls don't hesitate to share. Goodnight.

OP if I were you I wouldn't change. And talking about happiness, its what we make out of every situation that makes us happy or otherwise. Be positive..