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There are baboons in the zoo. They'll gladly donate to them.

Apply Aboniki balm on ur vjay every 2 hrs. In a yr, it shd stop

This switzerland prison dey hungry me.

Both parties are guilty na

43??

You don chop meat wey strong pass your teeth.

Henri8:
Na Yoruba name be that?

I no even know self. Na so i dey see the fone oh

What of Imose?

How she for breastfeed the baby na?

This one's brain is faulty oh

He still won't pay them a dime. He has used these ones again as he used job applicants.

This guy has no shame.

ilyasom:
Igbo Amaka, hard drugs amaka. Land of the rising drugs

Hahahahahaha..... How could u be this wicked? Ahan

Hmmm.

Make dem flash us back of their head.

Ekakamba:
I don't just get it. Must you Wed in a suit? Kai.

Is that why he should be duped? Haba!

Toluabigr8:
My wedding day is July 7th so I ordered for a wedding suit on JUMIA onJune 11th 2018 which I paid for with my Mastercard online since the item doesn't have pay on delivery so I opt for online payment. the suit was suppose to be delivered on July 2 2018. So I keep calm since this not the first time am buying something from them but there is one thing in me that keep telling me to track the order which I did to my surprise the item is still in transit to Nigeria since 3weeks ago. I made an endless call to there customers service which they didn't pick. So I got no option than to message them on Twitter behold the craziest customers relationship I ever seen. They replied me that my item will be delivered to me before Wednesday which is 4th of July, I stay calm since Wednesday will still meet. I got another message again that will I go for refund I said yes so that I can buy at market. I get another message from another person again from them that my refund will take three business day which is Monday. Please Nigerians have use all my money on other expenses am left stranded now, I feel like commiting suicide. Please Nigerians help me beg JUMIA I have tomorrow only left if they want my wedding to HOLD
I have all my payment proof, all there LIES SCREEN SHOT
Please nairalander help your brother to share until it get to the right authority please. Please save me
I have only today and tomorrow if my wedding will hold

Open a thread for this bro.

Make dem use cane flog the peenis nw

themodernman:
It can never make any sense to you cos you have no sense in the first place.

You that are straight, how useful have you been to even the fellow straight people around you?

Calling someone Olofo while you're as useless as an empty condom pack....

Wow. So another ass digger just quoted me. I see how empty your head must be. If it's u that will serve as deterrent to ur fellow homo, I don't mind.

I weep for your parents coz they have failed over you. If your father had married a man like u are doing, would there be an animal like u at all? Bloody dumbhead

There is a huge difference between having a large heart and being an ass digger.

You cannot connect both and there is no way u are making any sense.

I wish I could see you now, that fight u want to fight we go draw ring for main road fight am.

Why u run go yankee? Olofo

Best Yoruba Actor Ever

VolvoS60:
^^^


Interesting.

In a prior thread you claimed to be a married man and you posted at length about how the negligence and indifference of hospital staff nearly had serious consequences for your pregnant wife. Anyone would think you were an adult in the true sense of the word.

Yet here you are casually justifying rape and sexual assault with some poorly disguised metaphors. Rubbish.

The good thing about your comment is you at least recognize and acknowledge my use of metaphor. It shows you are knowledgeable. Have a good day.

So my cat go dey inside room with fish and him no go chop. Na wa oh

edward1106:
Why not tell God to reveal your talent and help your destiny. How his money source wan help you?

One cyber beggar/azz licker spotted.

Reveal your source of income if we score.

If you lie, u will die by fire

Thieving bank. EFCC nab their corrupt MD last year. A shame of a bank.

Igbo people and goat.

na wa oh.

olamilekan9:
ije ku iya lo je in dino melaye's voice

Na u dey suffer na. That's why running away is your only hope of existence.

Another idiotic statement.

Ugosample:
Actually, I am a part time resident of Nigeria

I don't live there full time


And even tho I am a proud Nigerian, that country is full of shit

And its filled with wickedness too

That's right. At the same time, such filth is everywhere. That said, there is total peace of mind in Nigeria. Maybe that's about me though but I will never hustle to leave Naija the way people do.

Ugosample:
It's terrible


But when they come from a terrible, wicked and hopeless county, you cannot blame.

Are we not in Nigeria together now? Do you know there are countries far worse than Nigeria? It's the mindset bro.

I don't even care.

Jonathan would have given him 200m

Reckless Ogogoro drinker.

You should have beaten as many young doctors u see to a pulp.

In May, my wife had to undergo CS. After successful operation, she was wheeled just out the theatre and abandoned on the passage. For up to 3 hrs she remained there in pain, no bed oh,just that wheel bed or so. I kept asking the matron why she is abandoned there, I was told they had written a note to the post natal ward to create a bed space for her. I stormed there myself and inquired about the note and bed space. The certain ward attendant who was sent to do that job sat on a round table with some nurses gisting. I ran mad with rage, I told him I'd beat the living daylight out of him for hissing at me.
Long story short, a space was cleared in my presence.
In General hospitals,don't wait gently. Threaten them or else the patient may give up.

Some won't. They are sleeping in couches and enjoying it.