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Career › Re: Top Nigerian Ceos Speak At Jarushub's Career Conference by oxygen25: 7:04pm On Aug 19, 2013

showietee: NOT REALLY.... Am calling a spade a spade....

Blames should be apportion to the right channel.

It won't be approprate to judge the general by a particular.... (to have a deductive conclusion based on inductive test.)

E go better for you jare

Career › Re: Top Nigerian Ceos Speak At Jarushub's Career Conference by oxygen25: 5:54pm On Aug 19, 2013

pDude: They are all dumbheads. Yes.

Their practices are crude and archaic. They have no business ethics. And also they have not been able to lift the nation out of its financial abyss.

So yes, they are dumbheads. Thieving dumbheads.

Hey! You don't say 'they are all dumbheads', you say 'some are dumbheads'. You made a rough conclusion which is bad, next time, don't make that mistake, meanwhile I don't think you have any idea or even possess basic knowledge of the business world (cos u are a needle and syringe manager), and what have you, it is this herd mentality that you carry about. So disappear sir and don't be an enemy of progress. Thanks

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Ernst And Young Recruiting Graduate Trainees 2013 by oxygen25: 10:37pm On Aug 10, 2013

maestrob: I give regards to ecolime, kcpumping and oxygen et al

It shows to me that you guys will make headway in your new acquired job.
Thanks for the advice given to him. I hope, he would sense truth in those advice and change.
He is still your colleague
Please,
Dont ostracize him ooo

Bro, me no be pwc hopeful o, I be anoda coy hopeful.

Sincerely the guy is a troll, you don't do like a peacock all because you have what others are looking for, you got it by His grace, so, just wake up and thank ya God every morning, and try and 'ginger' others instead of exhibiting pride-that goes before destruction. A word is enough for the wise. Meanwhile, the fact that most are here doesn't mean they are un-employed, just seeking greener pastures.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Ernst And Young Recruiting Graduate Trainees 2013 by oxygen25: 9:07pm On Aug 10, 2013

Hey guys, he is a boy(check out his username), so ignore him!

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Akintola Williams Deloitte Test by oxygen25: 11:04am On Aug 08, 2013

ednut1: Also got invite for futher test, ope o, but did dey mark it ni. Tot dat funny HR man said we will knw iur faith next week, oh lord If I fit enta deliote I won't sin again o. Hehehehehe

Hmmmmmm! I thought you were an atheist.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Can You Employ A Deaf Man As Your Driver by oxygen25: 7:26pm On Jul 30, 2013

Hehehehe, this one na front page material o.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobs In Benin City by oxygen25: 7:07am On Jul 26, 2013*

Fizix: Thanx alot bro. pls do u know the closing date for the access bank application??

Are u a learner?

Politics › Re: Man Electrocuted To Death In Jos by oxygen25: 9:37pm On Jul 24, 2013

Chamber10: Park well jare. Poor reasoning, any tribe can do it so far say na Naija. Cheap bigot

Don't mind the cretin, na dem dey cause online war between tribes, these kids shouldn't be allowed near a computer sef come to talk about internet. Nonsense!

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Romance › Re: Write A Letter To Your Ex by oxygen25(op): 9:51am On Jul 23, 2013

dabrake: Lyrics of Chris Brown's DEUCES

Hmmmm!

Romance › Re: Write A Letter To Your Ex by oxygen25(op): 7:13pm On Jul 22, 2013

Popowaa: U turn urself mugu come here dey diss ur ex.She didnt force abi?You just wanted to impress her even at your expense.

You had to quote all before you could make a ten-word comment? Nawa for you o, anyway, we're waiting for your letter o.

Celebrities › Re: Iyanya Will Die For Yvonne & Dust-off Tonto Dikeh by oxygen25: 7:45am On Jul 22, 2013

kenjudy: Now dis guy is just silly... How d heck is he forgetting he's naija? Fake accent, fake english. I think yvonne dumped him cos of his fake ass life. And to think my ex-girl once compared me to dis buffon, oh crap!

Lol at the bolded.

Maybe you can write a letter to your ex here. www.nairaland.com/1367331/write-letter-ex

It's fun!

Romance › Re: Write A Letter To Your Ex by oxygen25(op): 7:23pm On Jul 21, 2013

tpacalipse: Dear Ex,

I hope you kick the bucket very soon.

Sincerely,

tpacalipse.

Hahahaha

Bad fella

Nairaland General › Re: Pictures Of A Nairalander by oxygen25: 4:04pm On Jul 21, 2013*

Well, bro you try sha, but I no go lie you, you fugly small.

Peace!

Romance › Write A Letter To Your Ex by oxygen25(op): 3:29pm On Jul 21, 2013

I have always been seeing this 'letter to my future wife/husband/unborn child etc', but I have never seen this 'letter to my ex'.

I think it will be fun, mine first:

Dear Ex,

I regret the day we met, the years we spent together, and I thank God for the day we parted ways, the day we met, I thought you were the most beautiful, infact I said that to you, but it wasn't true, your successor will be the most pretty/wonderful lady I will ever know (hope she doesn't Zap up too o), I never knew I did meet a monster that day, your stupid love struck me and turned me to mumu, my last kobo was used to buy coke and a plate of rice for a glutton (you), meanwhile I went home to suck garri and ten naira groundnut. Chai! I don suffer.

Then we started dating, the years we spent together were the worst years of my life, the little change that I was getting as pocket money was spent on frivolous things because of you, I became a bad miser to friends and even my siblings cos of you, when ever I go to market to buy things, I (as you don turn my head to coconut head) must to buy yours, while all you ever gave to me was a singlet and a boxers. Haaa! Iya je mi o! I can still picture myself eating rice and stew in a nylon like a dog because of you. With all that, I never knew I was a spare tyre to you, that my blindfolded eyes could not see that you were going out with someone else. Kai, God dey.

When my eyes opened, I did cut d relationship, but only God knows what you did to me, I was still dying to get you back, I begged, cried, and did all sought of things, but you said NO (make una see as I mumu reach o), I still spent a lot to make things work back, but all efforts were futile. Believe me, I wasn't myself for many months. Then, I gave up.

God! I wasted my time and money un-necessarily on you right from the day we met till days after we parted ways. But thank God I left you. I now have my life back, I need to tell you that you never did impact my life except the singlet and boxers. O ma se o!

With all that, I still wish you well in your future endeavours, and I pray I don't ever set my eyes on you in the future.

Your Ex.

Oya, let's read yours too.
PS. God fit punish you, if you read this and you no put yours down o grin

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: VETIVA Capital Management by oxygen25: 12:55pm On Jul 17, 2013

Jesusbabygirl: expect a friendly chat,know ur CV well and be able to discuss it and be formally dressed,preferably a suit.Trust me,its rily a chat

Thanks.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: U-connect Invitation For Interview by oxygen25: 8:48pm On Jul 16, 2013

tunlex01: I have not received any invite aπϑ I don't think anyone has received such. #stillkeepingfingerscrossed#

Keeping your fingers crossed? Small time you go cross your legs, cos U-connect and Access bank are the best jokers around. Their recruitment style is crazy, after U-connect's sham tests and interviews, then one hilarious induction, where you are told to expect a call from Access bank, meanwhile this precedes the whole access bank recruitment process.

This time, you will write a very nice test (100 questions or so), then if you should pass, you will go through interview 1 and 2, while the third stage is interestingly crazy....(Lemme not talk about that), if u luckily scale through, you sign 2 years bond huh

? Imagine, when the bank is not even the highest paying bank, by the way, do not forget that before you can even get an invite from their U-connect abi na fansconnect, you need to be 24 yrs or below! Oma se o! Iya n je wa ni country yi gan o.

Anyway, we are crossing our legs like tunlex01. GOD bless our hustles.

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Career › Re: VETIVA Capital Management by oxygen25: 12:10pm On Jul 16, 2013

Good day to everyone here, please I have a chat with Vetiva VERY soon, what should I expect? Thanks.

Btw, it is the first chat (after test)

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: VETIVA Capital Management by oxygen25: 9:01am On Jul 16, 2013

Chat at Vetiva (first)

What should I expect and what is the dress code like?

Thanks.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: U-connect Invitation For Interview by oxygen25: 8:55pm On Jul 12, 2013

Hey! Don't be happy o, lemme be frank with you here, the recruitment process is just starting, after the so called induction, you will be ........................, don't lemme talk, let U-connect do the talking, but don't be disappointed after the induction sha. That is just it.

All the best.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Waiting To Resume With KPMG? by oxygen25: 6:06pm On Jul 12, 2013

Whaoh! Just did my final interview (partner), really crazy, the woman wan kill me, at the end she said,' I enjoyed the chat but....', and she made some corrections. I fear o! Just hope it comes out well.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: VETIVA Capital Management by oxygen25: 2:50pm On Jul 11, 2013

xtanburg: @)xygen 25, Wat was the test format an wat was it like?

Basically Gmat.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: VETIVA Capital Management by oxygen25: 11:24am On Jul 10, 2013

oxygen25: Did the test yesterday, and I haven't been contacted, pls, the result of the test is always communicated, after how many days?

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: VETIVA Capital Management by oxygen25: 10:09am On Jul 09, 2013

kazala: How was the test ?have u been called for interview?

Did the test yesterday, and I haven't been contacted, pls, the result of the test is always communicated, after how many days?

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: VETIVA Capital Management by oxygen25: 11:41pm On Jul 06, 2013

oxygen25: My people, I hail una o, please how is vetiva test like (the format), and do I need to take along anything (CV, copies of Cert) apart from writing materials on the test day? Thanks and God bless.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Graduate Trainee Job In Saro Africa Company by oxygen25: 11:19am On Jul 06, 2013

soyomoney: two ke the first 5 did one na, na wa for saro

I learnt that some were called back for the second interview that yesterday, I am sure of the first guy that left (risk guy that was first interviewed).

@archy, I think both were panel interviews, the first with the HR woman, a rep frm risk unit and another man from account unit. The second was with two men(possibly senior guys), I think the second was more intense.

Career › Re: ICAN 2013 May Diet by oxygen25: 7:18am On Jul 06, 2013

Osamabinla: @hopeyemmy,

I did get the soft copy of the PE 2 result you sent. I do really appreciate and to GOD be the glory, I am now qualified.

All these tuition centers offering TCI lectures won't let my phone rest with congratulatory message and TCI timetable lectures, since result has been out, I have received more 20 SMSes.

And by the way, what is ICAN or this country turning into, I observed that only 349 candidates got qualified this May 2013 diet. This is one of the lowest number in years. Is it that people didn't register for exam or the failure rate is just that much. I have also heard rumors about ICAN trying to curtail the number of qualified candidates each diet. I don't think pass rate for PE 1 is up to 20% either. Am just curious tho. I thank GOD am through with ICAN exams all the same. I bless GOD.

@OP and hopeyemmy, is it compulsory that we do TCI now? Thinking of doing it later jare

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Graduate Trainee Job In Saro Africa Company by oxygen25: 7:14am On Jul 06, 2013

Amy 4 life: i think saro company is a small company. i don't know how a company will employ less than 20 graduates in its graduate trainee. its absurd. btw do they pay good salary guys?

Bro, before u conclude, think Accenture, Mckinsey, and those IBs, they employ less than 10 grads in a year. Are they small firms too? Justasking

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Graduate Trainee Job In Saro Africa Company by oxygen25: 9:59pm On Jul 05, 2013

achyc2002: @Besly, once u pass d interview, come back nd I will answer ur question with befitting explanation.

Hey bros, we don show again o, we did interview(s) today, some of us did one while the others did two, please what does that mean? Also, the 'befitting explanation' is needed now o.

Those that did two, what next? Those that did one, wetin dey sele?

Thanks sir. You rock!

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: VETIVA Capital Management by oxygen25: 7:44pm On Jul 05, 2013

My people, I hail una o, please how is vetiva test like (the format), and do I need to take along anything (CV, copies of Cert) apart from writing materials on the test day? Thanks and God bless.

Career › Re: ICAN 2013 May Diet by oxygen25: 9:47pm On Jul 04, 2013

Chai! These centres wan kill me with messages o.

Career › Re: ICAN 2013 May Diet by oxygen25: 5:11pm On Jul 04, 2013

@hopeyemmy, thanks, I don qualify be that o. Thank God. Btw, I passed all papers at once (PE 1 and 2)

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Career › Re: ICAN 2013 May Diet by oxygen25: 4:25pm On Jul 04, 2013

hopeyemmy: Congratulations!

I only have the soft copy of those that qualified.

whaoh! Kk, I will send u a pm, so u can help check mine, meanwhile I will use another username o

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