₦airaland Forum

Alzirida:
Say no to single parenting.

Ph where in ph

keryj:
You will see the kids on bike and be like, bikeman can I carry the child since am going along his school route

I will find u in Kaduna and I will propose to u

Buterflyle0:
What rubbish!

Why call them biggest thieves when according to you they have not been caught. Since they haven't been caught, how then did you arrive at your deluded conclusion

and have u caught saraki d supreme court freed him of all corrupt allegations

Phone pics comes in, snap some pics of dog going d damage,( caught in d act) stop d dog, if police wan change matter I produce ma evidence

donofdons:
[b]The richest man in the world was Christ. He was the son of god the creator of all so the natural heir to the throne of the universe.
He only had the tragedy of being born to a cruel, jealous and stingy supreme being who is known for wiping out whole civilizations, ordering the massacre of women and children and sending bears to devour 50 children for laughing at a bald prophet.
This cruel God sent his son down to earth to be tortured and humiliated in front of men and later crucified given that as the only condition for him to forgive mans sins. Christ performed the job reluctantly because cowardice seized him when his crucifiers where on the way and he begged his father to pass the cup away from him- his father refused. After his crucifiction, he was on the cross crying like a pusy, asking his father why he has forsaken him- his father turned away.
He died, rose up from the dead in 3 days and Accended to heaven where he eagerly waits for judgment day so that he will have the opportunity to torture men in hell just like his father abused him.[/b]

U would have being a great man but your stupidity will ruin ur life and end u with your true father the devil in hell

FG na scam, they say 1st batch is 200,000 but its a lie them no reach 80,000. it ends Nov 2018, 2nd batch the promised payment from Aug 2018 up till now nothing, they say its 300,000 but na lie again batch B no reach 150,000 APC scam govt.
Npower tax na scam 4 month after returning from training in Abj, no news it will not be well with APC u expect me to be jobless for 2yrs waiting for this scam

Richdad50:
Dear Nairalander Ladies

People tend to throw away an orange after they have enjoyed the juice. That is why a wise orange does not allow itself to be enjoyed until the other party has committed themselves by doing the needful. A parable on keeping your virginity until marriage

Dear Nairalander Men

Sometimes the driest oranges have the most attractive colors so it is wise not to select your orange based on its appearance -Credit to Reno

And U are a fool for spewing garbage

feldido:
Still try trying to understand what they gain from this act

NCC charges all international outgoing n incoming calls high, local calls have different charge per call, d network operations have found a way to bypass this by displaying local numbers as incoming international calls, thereby paying it as local call. I hope I shed small light

folake4u:
Why do I feel like I'm the one being addressed?

cos u are obviously free with guys as well

IF U WILL VOTE BUHARI 2019 LIKE IF ITS KWANKWASO SHARE let's see

That's not China, its Nigeria, the last picture reveals president buhari picture on the wall

Afamed:
Just the same way he saved Societe Generale Bank from defeat. Juicy seekers everywhere.

societal general bank died as a result of poor n unfriendly govt policies just the was Savannah bank, platinum Habib bank, Oceanic bank etc, no one really wants to crash a biz however

Shortyy:
I no wan talk wetin dey mind today.
Check my signature guys..

wet in de deer, one smale fine her, wet in cosin me

D op that made this hit front page Is high on weed

QueenSekxy:
I knew it could play out this way.
Nina that left her bf for miracle nko ?
worst is that the girl sef no just get sense.


nonsense.

babe let's b humane, d Nina never denied Collins, she loved her Collins n professed it but when a guy keeps pestering a babe become angry when she mention Collins, the girl had to make a choice, Collins or miracle, she choose miracle, they played d game so well n he won, now u dumped her, I'm a guy but d guy played her n bleeped up big time. did he not ask for sex y did he not refuse knowing he will have nothing to do with her after d show abeg the guy was smart played her had His way won n dumbed her

femi4:
180/30 = N6,000 per day

If it take 4hrs to charge a phone and charges 10 simultaneously.

Working for 16hrs = 40 phones charged per day
@ N200 per phone, he all make = 40*200 = N8000

Now, that make sense

I NO DOUBT BUT, NO ONE WILL CHARGE A PHONE THAT WILL RUN DOWN UNDER 24HRS 4 #200 IN MY AREA ITS 30-50 NAIRA, AND NO ONE WORKS 4 16HRS, THOSE GUYS COME OUT BY 9AM NO B OFFICE WORK NA AND CLOSE BY 7 OR 8PM, BUT I KNOW THEY CAN CHARGE AS MUCH AS 50-100 PHONES SIMULTANEOUSLY TWICE A DAY SO IT'S POSSIBLE TO HIT MORE THAN 6K A DAY, BUT WHO GOES TO WORK 30 DAYS A MONTH 9-7PM. ANYWAY HIS MONEY MY PHONE

Sisijetue:
Chop and clean mouth...

U SABI, SENSE WI NOT KI U

haqueurate:
chai saraki see ur life

Read well only mad people or those that want to be mad voted 4 bobroski SANE people know what to do

begge:
Instead of druging him why not poison him.

I sight my own, na kill I 4 kill am drop for front of him wife shop

sabenabeauty:
my problem is not you and the police.
but how you fool innocent girls posing with davido's house and cars


You think I wont know. Sense won't kill me

U SABI DAVIDO HOUSE EVEN 4 DREAM, NICE 3 GBOSA 4 U

Had Ronaldo remained in Madrid he might have won, I believe Madrid, Barca, Spain, Messi all had a hand in ensuring Ronaldo was snubbed.

jidemoh:
I knew he was being sarcastic. Just to play his game with him is all!

mogbe moku modaran, wer my 2k card, chai

contigiency:
In nairaland or where?

boss I swear u are wicked, c ansa

jidemoh:
And what is your definition of "best answer" if I may ask?
I will equally double the airtime if you give me the best answer ( I mean it).

Boss don't give him d double o, there is no best answer, the statement is sarcastic in the first instance
send me the card I will pray for you to never lack

clefstone:
what did President Trump mean when he said PMB is LIFELESS. Best answer to win MTN #1000 card(i mean it)

boss according to kolade otitoju on journalist hangout on tvc, the statement is a sarcastic one as only a dead body or person can be lifeless, considering the fact PMB is still alive, its a fallacy and derogatory statement from an uncultured and unmannered leader who has brought the office of POTUS to disrepute. oga sent d card I will share it with otitoju

The rest of this year will be sweet politically, we watchers will learn a lot from desperate opposition intrigues to cris crossing, to back stabbing to betrayal to interest etc it will b sweet, saraki wants to b President, kwankwaso has sent a chilled message, the money master atiku is calculating how much all the delegate will cost, markarfi is hoping to be rewarded for his loyalty to the party during its. trying times, fayose oshokomale peter the rock is hoping for a miracle, so many more like so wore, mgbalu... durotoye, okotie, etc against trumps lifely. .. candidate all for 1 position, how do Nigerians expect to get job when even 1 vacant seat we have almost 100 contestant

Shortyy:
The hypocrites are coming...

bia what do you mean

DABREEZYTOS:
lovely pix........never said the person in the pix is lovely though.i mean the background is lovely

see me lata 4 punishment

ChiefAzubuike:
You returned a bag full of hot dollars only to be rewarded with 250k naira and a handshake?

A great man called Armit Kalantri once said
"People regret not achieving enough success in life, they should regret missing many opportunities in life."

You are a very wise man Mr Security for choosing to be a mai guard for life.






Sorry kid, I had my Bsc and MSC in 1995 and 2001 respectively. That's way before your mothers pant first got stained with menstrual blood and your father started seeing his first strands of pubic hair.

OKOKOBIOKO
BRO WETIN, U MEANAM FROM DREAM NI

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