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Great woman.
Your son is one of the greatest African who ever lived.

That's a good one.

If the government half-cared about some of these issues, they'll be solved easily.
However, I can only deduce one conclusion from what the government official said. Sanitation is a huge problem in Nigeria. If they can solve that, most epidemic and disease would go away.

No wonder Africa is called the sleeping continent.

Sleeping leaders leading the continent into darkness.

Dear yeye boy,
Are you still reading this?
Sorry.

If you're uncomfortably fat, you're reckless with your health.
Instead of looking for clothes to fit your biases, go work on your health.

Abegi!

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Yesterday I was coming from Ring Road to my place. The conductor gave me as part of my change two ₦5 notes. Innocently, I collected the change.
When I got home I wanted to get something from the next shop only to be told that they don't collect ₦5. Despite all my talks and protests, the lady paid no heed to me.
I tried a reality check and noticed that you can't get anything for ₦5 again.
So why are they still printing it when it's not useful?

Recently I was passing by and I saw a ₦5 note in a dustbin. Don't mind my camera quality.

On behalf of feminists in Nigeria, we wee not take it!

If you think the "oga" is right, like.
If you think the girl too dey form, share.

Like play like play, I made FTC for the first time in my life. This is the second greatest day after my graduation from school

Well, to the topic at hand, those guys should shut up. About three months ago, my service provider debited me almost 200 naira from using the USSD to send money to my brother.


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It's only in Nairaland that hate exists.
See the way Startboy Fest brought Nigerians of different backgrounds both the legit and runaway Nigerians.

Meanwhile, Wizkid turned the Headies to a secondary school Prize Giving Day that they were looking for Pastor Wilson to make the "Headies" great again.

But see the kind bad gang that Iwobi is going out with.

There is a reason he's called the special one.

No matter your football style preferences, you will still like him.

All hail great Mou!

Gowon actually didn't manage Nigeria well. Had he managed it well, that war wouldn't have happened.

Hmmm

When I saw her face I thought she was Bobrisky.

Happy birthday to her though.

Goodluck Jonathan stole the country blind.
Dasuki stole $2.1b.
Diezani stole $90b.
Nyen nyen nyen and other nonsenses.
Yet, the EFCC in over three years could not recover up to a billion-dollar.

Imagine how these people are playing with the destinies of over 200 million people.

Deandean:
Y u con serious like this na ,laslas its not your forum la,and who adk u to open d tread lest comment la.....Hello,its called social media, dnt b a killjoy,tune to NTA news abeg .goan listen to killjoy news there...@ seun,keep ur forum as open as possible bami,laslas his soberness nor bring money..lobatan

If there's anyone that likes fun, it's going to be me.
However, like every other thing, too much of a thing can be bad.
We know how things are in Nigeria in regards to ethnic sentiments.

This post is why I keep thinking Nairaland is becoming useless.

Someone made a post without good research or whatever, it's in frontpage boom!

The things spoken of here happen in any city. Except the OP was living in a village before now.

With the nonsense things he wrote, he painted all Uyo girls with one brush. So my friend Edima that works hard to send herself through university and is currently job-hunting will not get a man because of one idiotic post.

Seun, your forum is becoming useless. Tell your mods to push reasonable things to the frontpage.

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NwaAmaikpe:



I am neither a Wizkid nor a Davido fan but I appreciate good art.
I've played Davido's song "Gobe" at least once weekly since it was released by him in 2015 and I've watched Wizkid's "Joro" daily since its release not because of its meaninglessness but because of the vixen who perfectly illustrated what the onset of madness looks like.

Both have a great following,
Both are tribesmen,
Both have been successful in not only churning out good music but also illegitimate babies.

While Davido remains in a world of his own, Wizkid is already building a universe for himself and his son Zion.
I can only hope that Wizkid imitates David by being a better father to all of his kids.

I understand he may not be proud of their moms because it was his pendulum that did the thinking for him, but he must understand that at the end of the day when he is either down with Cancer or Liver ailments, it's not the fans that will have his back or keep his legacy going but those kids whose disgust for he hasn't hidden.

If this is a lie, ask Fela.
Thank you Davido for those occasional beautiful music which are really very beautiful and congrats on your new baby.

At the guise of being sarcastic, you ended up fooling yourself.

Was Gobe sang in 2015?

Happy birthday to her.

Mekenz:
I understand your points very well, trust me if you happen to win a fortune from it,you Will be celebrated and nobody will remember to castigated you, but the chances are very slim. also it boils down to my former comment,we are too attach to our so call religions, secondary imaging yourself telling someone or your in laws to be that you do sports betting as a living, does it makes sense to you? but then in the west,nobody cares that why I said that we are Africans, there are some values and norm that are imbedded in us,which we can hardly erase.........call it African mentality if you like.

You have a point though.

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Here he comes again.

One-eyed Sunday. He must have stolen again for he wore a clean shirt.

Secondary school days sha.

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