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Literature/Writing Ads / Re: Quick Writing Job by OyiboPep: 10:32pm On Feb 05, 2020 |
solfard:Your number is not on WhatsApp. |
Foreign Affairs / Re: 'Our Enemy Is Not US ': Iran Protesters Demand Leaders Quit After Plane Downed by OyiboPep: 11:29am On Jan 13, 2020 |
Classic Machiavellian move. Bait them into making a mistake. 5 Likes |
Literature/Writing Ads / Re: Quick Writing Job by OyiboPep: 2:55pm On Jan 06, 2020 |
Still available! |
Literature/Writing Ads / Re: Academic Writing by OyiboPep: 2:52pm On Jan 06, 2020 |
I sent you a message, you didn't reply. |
Sports / Re: Nigeria To Renew Gernot Rohr’s Contract With Conditions by OyiboPep: 12:01pm On Dec 27, 2019 |
festacman: You're right except for the Aisha part. |
Politics / Re: Why We Didn’t Release El-zakzaky – FG by OyiboPep: 11:55am On Dec 27, 2019 |
Why did you release Dasuki after saying you won't? Mumu president. You for die with your sickness for Aso Rock. 3 Likes |
Romance / Re: Joro Olumofin: 17 Things To Watch Out For This DETTY December by OyiboPep: 11:48am On Dec 27, 2019 |
I can't relate with most of what he's saying. His advice seems to be outdated ones, probably for when buhari came as the head of state. Which one porn come dey take over this page now? 6 Likes |
Webmasters / Re: Biggest Cyber Attacks In History by OyiboPep: 10:01pm On Dec 22, 2019 |
Luckysbab:Welcome bro |
Literature / Re: The Crap I Sell by OyiboPep: 10:00pm On Dec 22, 2019 |
The heat burned through my soul due to the scorching sun. I could not rest my hand on the metal pillar or on the cars stuck on the traffic congestion. This is despite the fact that I'm tired of standing all day selling my wares. To give my leg some respite, I remove my shoes, which I sat on. I tried to hum some songs to myself. But this was no time for me to hum like a primary school child. Instead, I closed my eyes and started to count my fingers. “Efe, how far market dey go?” Chidi asked, snapping me out of my childishness Answering Chidi's questions is one of the hardest things I do. If I'm not careful with the answer I give to him, he'll either claim I'm lazy and don't have the hustling spirit or he'll laugh his evil laugh. “Today good no be small” I replied “You don chop?” “Not yet” Chidi pulled out a doughnut that he broke in two and gave me half. He opened a can of 7up that he started drinking. I watched him drink but didn't say anything although I was thirsty and wanted to drink. “No dey look me” He said while handing the 7up to me. I held the drink up trying to see how much of it is remaining in the can. “See Efe, beggar no dey get choice here oh” Chidi quipped. “Na the street we dey together” I munched the food in time to catch up with Chidi who was already leaving the point he saw me. The thing about being in the street hawking is that you have to be sharp else you'll return home with nothing. Chidi always told me how he's taking the hustle serious so that he can shake his village in a few years. That's his dream. As for me, I don't have any village that I'll shake. To my relatives, my parents inclusive, I'm a black sheep that even wealth cannot atone for. I don't know though if I buy the latest Volvo for my dad whether he'll reject me. But as I said, I don't know because I don't see the money coming anytime soon. “You see that mob” Chidi pointed to a Mercedes GL. “Na there I wan cack put. I need sell all this commodity sharp sharp” I tagged along after him as I was learning the rope of street hawking. I've been here just a month and have been lucky to meet someone like Chidi that's been giving me the necessary advice and assistance I need in selling. Chidi sells caps, hats and scarves. His major plan is to sell enough and open his own shop. Chidi was able to sell some of his caps while I sold a few of my merchandise – singlets. “Why your face come dey like daybreak eba na?” Chidi queried “My singlet no complete again. Wetin I wan come do na?” I moaned |
Literature / The Crap I Sell by OyiboPep: 9:08pm On Dec 22, 2019 |
This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Copyright © 2019 Oyibo Pep
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Politics / Re: Obaseki: Oshiomhole Compiled List Of Commissioners In His Living Room In 2016 by OyiboPep: 8:20pm On Dec 22, 2019 |
semyman:It's the British that created Nigeria. |
Sports / Re: Salah, Mane & Mahrez Make Top 3 Finalists For African Player Of The year by OyiboPep: 8:05pm On Dec 22, 2019 |
[quote author=9iceprince post=85136417][/quote] That'll further implicate Ronaldo. Messi had the highest MOTM award last year. Highest goal scorer everywhere except the World Cup. Highest assist also. |
Webmasters / Re: Biggest Cyber Attacks In History by OyiboPep: 8:00pm On Dec 22, 2019 |
blueghost:Lol... Na Nigeria dey hack instead. |
Webmasters / Re: Biggest Cyber Attacks In History by OyiboPep: 7:59pm On Dec 22, 2019 |
Luckysbab:Yes. It took years to amass that data. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: APC Crisis: How Lack Of Consensus Stalled Oshiomhole’s Removal by OyiboPep: 7:53pm On Dec 22, 2019 |
You might have goons supporting you, it's your time. Very soon, next year will rush in. That'll be your day of reckoning, Oshio Omo ale. We'll disgrace you like no man's business. 4 Likes |
Sports / Re: Salah, Mane & Mahrez Make Top 3 Finalists For African Player Of The year by OyiboPep: 7:32pm On Dec 22, 2019 |
onedayatime: You Sir, are an idiot. Did you read what he mentioned? He was replying to someone who dragged Messi and Ronaldo to a competition that doesn't concern them and he's trying to correct him. But you came with the dumbass line. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: South-East Makes Progress On Self Development, Rail Network by OyiboPep: 9:50pm On Dec 20, 2019 |
gloriaunobi:Happy birthday! |
Education / Re: ABU Didn't Admit Goodness Thomas Into MBBS Cos In Niger Alone She Ranked No. 7 by OyiboPep: 8:21am On Dec 20, 2019 |
Pes13: You're a medical student? How did you pass English in your JAMB or Post-Utme? 1 Like 1 Share |
Education / Re: ABU Zaria Denies Girl Who Scored 302 In JAMB Admission For Medicine & Surgery by OyiboPep: 5:07pm On Dec 19, 2019 |
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Sports / Re: Messi & Ronaldo Lead FIFA 20 TOTY Nominations by OyiboPep: 11:49am On Dec 13, 2019 |
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Family / Re: Deadbeat Father: How A Nairanlander's Quote Ended My Family's Rift. (photos) by OyiboPep: 10:54am On Dec 13, 2019 |
chriskosherbal: You don't get the point. This is about deadbeat fathers. If my father abandoned me at the critical and formative period of my life, he should keep his blessings, I don't need it. So, you mean people who lost their father are not blessed because the father didn't give them blessings? To me, a deadbeat father is a dead father. 4 Likes |
Politics / Re: Goodluck Jonathan Receives Honorary Doctorate Degree At Igbinedion University by OyiboPep: 11:57am On Dec 01, 2019 |
Jokerman: Shakers has closed. Campus Sheraton sef, is a shadow of itself. Which popular road is opposite Estate Gate? B.M is now O.B, a game store. I don't know Wume street. What does Xp do? Osas is my barber. I eat at Bright's kitchen sometimes. |
Politics / Re: Goodluck Jonathan Receives Honorary Doctorate Degree At Igbinedion University by OyiboPep: 11:51am On Dec 01, 2019 |
miniziter:Wow! You're at Okada? |
Politics / Re: Sowore Vs Buhari - The Guardian UK Calls Nigeria 'A Climate Of Fear' by OyiboPep: 7:05pm On Nov 14, 2019 |
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Literature/Writing Ads / Re: Quick Writing Job by OyiboPep: 9:21pm On Nov 12, 2019 |
MizCharm: Ok. |
Politics / Re: Mo Salah Welcomes Isa Pantami At Cairo Airport by OyiboPep: 2:22pm On Nov 12, 2019 |
Mo Salah for President! 1 Like |
Literature/Writing Ads / Quick Writing Job by OyiboPep: 2:16pm On Nov 12, 2019 |
I'm available for a quick writing job. I need something to sort out so I'll need the cash today. If you're fine with it, we can get on it. You can check what I've written on this platform to give you an inkling of what I write. I'm not writing any tests, please. If you don't like the way I write, there's no point in wasting our time. Thanks! You can comment here. |
Politics / Re: The Breakfast Series - Healthy Breakfast, And The Mamador Light Fat Spread by OyiboPep: 11:11am On Nov 12, 2019 |
Nairaland has upgraded. Ads now run into paragraphs. Weldon! 1 Like |
Crime / Re: Raped And Abused : I Am Confused, What Should I Do to save her ? by OyiboPep: 12:42pm On Oct 30, 2019 |
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Celebrities / Re: Falz’s Haunted House 29th Birthday Party (More Photos) by OyiboPep: 12:36pm On Oct 30, 2019 |
Falz, come. Yes, come closer. This is Nigeria! 3 Likes |
Education / Re: 65 Bowen University Students Graduate With First Class Out Of 868 by OyiboPep: 6:52am On Oct 29, 2019 |
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Career / Re: Her Firm Increased Her Pay To Match That Of a New Job (Please Advise) by OyiboPep: 6:46am On Oct 29, 2019 |
Ogaemmy:Nairaland mods are useless abeg. 3 Likes |
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