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Literature/Writing Ads / Re: Quick Writing Job by OyiboPep: 10:32pm On Feb 05, 2020
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Foreign Affairs / Re: 'Our Enemy Is Not US ': Iran Protesters Demand Leaders Quit After Plane Downed by OyiboPep: 11:29am On Jan 13, 2020
Classic Machiavellian move.

Bait them into making a mistake.

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Literature/Writing Ads / Re: Quick Writing Job by OyiboPep: 2:55pm On Jan 06, 2020
Still available!
Literature/Writing Ads / Re: Academic Writing by OyiboPep: 2:52pm On Jan 06, 2020
I sent you a message, you didn't reply.
Sports / Re: Nigeria To Renew Gernot Rohr’s Contract With Conditions by OyiboPep: 12:01pm On Dec 27, 2019
festacman:
That Amaju Pinnick is viewed as a successful NFF chairman is a tragedy. NFF should be LESS of national teams and MORE of doing things to develop the game of football locally. In short, NFF ought to do on national level what FIFA does on international level.

- This means NFF supposed to create and organize age-grade tournaments for affiliate 36 state FAs. At present, no such things exist.
- NFF ought to brainstorm and work tirelessly to get Female football working. For example, explore making the First Lady Aisha Buhari a patron of female football and working to leverage her support to organize league and establish First Lady cup competition that would even outlast her. At present, our female football is marginal and Amaju Pinnick has no plan to raise the bar.
- NFF under Amaju Pinnick supposed to have deliberately instituted transparent/accountable relationship framework or even internal legislations that would raise confidence of potential corporate sponsors and make them put money on table. No such thing exists.
- What of domesticating FIFA procedures by making international transfer of Nigerian players smoother and easier instead creating unnecessary bottlenecks to extort money.
- NFF ought to organize periodic continuous training of local coaches and strategic exposure for national coaches and assistant coaches. At present, no such things exist except that coaches are simply recycled to tinker with age-group national teams with their limited knowledge and earn estacodes for sharing.
- Who is NFF version of what Arsene Wenger is at FIFA to link up with him to see how Nigeria football would benefit from various programmes.

At present NFF is about estacodes and FIFA largesse. As far as I am concerned, given how dynamic and smart he appears and carry himself, Amaju Pinnick performed woefully apart solving the perennial allowance problem with national teams' allowances at tourneys.

You're right except for the Aisha part.
Politics / Re: Why We Didn’t Release El-zakzaky – FG by OyiboPep: 11:55am On Dec 27, 2019
Why did you release Dasuki after saying you won't?

Mumu president. You for die with your sickness for Aso Rock.

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Romance / Re: Joro Olumofin: 17 Things To Watch Out For This DETTY December by OyiboPep: 11:48am On Dec 27, 2019
I can't relate with most of what he's saying. His advice seems to be outdated ones, probably for when buhari came as the head of state.



Which one porn come dey take over this page now?

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Webmasters / Re: Biggest Cyber Attacks In History by OyiboPep: 10:01pm On Dec 22, 2019
Luckysbab:


I get it, thanks.
Welcome bro
Literature / Re: The Crap I Sell by OyiboPep: 10:00pm On Dec 22, 2019
The heat burned through my soul due to the scorching sun. I could not rest my hand on the metal pillar or on the cars stuck on the traffic congestion. This is despite the fact that I'm tired of standing all day selling my wares.
To give my leg some respite, I remove my shoes, which I sat on. I tried to hum some songs to myself. But this was no time for me to hum like a primary school child. Instead, I closed my eyes and started to count my fingers.
“Efe, how far market dey go?” Chidi asked, snapping me out of my childishness
Answering Chidi's questions is one of the hardest things I do. If I'm not careful with the answer I give to him, he'll either claim I'm lazy and don't have the hustling spirit or he'll laugh his evil laugh.
“Today good no be small” I replied
“You don chop?”
“Not yet”
Chidi pulled out a doughnut that he broke in two and gave me half. He opened a can of 7up that he started drinking. I watched him drink but didn't say anything although I was thirsty and wanted to drink.
“No dey look me” He said while handing the 7up to me.
I held the drink up trying to see how much of it is remaining in the can.
“See Efe, beggar no dey get choice here oh” Chidi quipped. “Na the street we dey together”
I munched the food in time to catch up with Chidi who was already leaving the point he saw me. The thing about being in the street hawking is that you have to be sharp else you'll return home with nothing.
Chidi always told me how he's taking the hustle serious so that he can shake his village in a few years. That's his dream. As for me, I don't have any village that I'll shake. To my relatives, my parents inclusive, I'm a black sheep that even wealth cannot atone for. I don't know though if I buy the latest Volvo for my dad whether he'll reject me. But as I said, I don't know because I don't see the money coming anytime soon.
“You see that mob” Chidi pointed to a Mercedes GL. “Na there I wan cack put. I need sell all this commodity sharp sharp”
I tagged along after him as I was learning the rope of street hawking. I've been here just a month and have been lucky to meet someone like Chidi that's been giving me the necessary advice and assistance I need in selling. Chidi sells caps, hats and scarves. His major plan is to sell enough and open his own shop.
Chidi was able to sell some of his caps while I sold a few of my merchandise – singlets.
“Why your face come dey like daybreak eba na?” Chidi queried
“My singlet no complete again. Wetin I wan come do na?” I moaned
Literature / The Crap I Sell by OyiboPep: 9:08pm On Dec 22, 2019
This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.

Copyright © 2019 Oyibo Pep

Politics / Re: Obaseki: Oshiomhole Compiled List Of Commissioners In His Living Room In 2016 by OyiboPep: 8:20pm On Dec 22, 2019
semyman:

Are you sure you know God, yet you call His creation useless?
It's the British that created Nigeria.
Sports / Re: Salah, Mane & Mahrez Make Top 3 Finalists For African Player Of The year by OyiboPep: 8:05pm On Dec 22, 2019
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That'll further implicate Ronaldo.
Messi had the highest MOTM award last year.
Highest goal scorer everywhere except the World Cup.
Highest assist also.
Webmasters / Re: Biggest Cyber Attacks In History by OyiboPep: 8:00pm On Dec 22, 2019
blueghost:
Hmmm I hope they won't hack Nigeria o
Lol...
Na Nigeria dey hack instead.
Webmasters / Re: Biggest Cyber Attacks In History by OyiboPep: 7:59pm On Dec 22, 2019
Luckysbab:
An hotel chain with 500 million customers?! Incredible.
Yes.
It took years to amass that data.

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Politics / Re: APC Crisis: How Lack Of Consensus Stalled Oshiomhole’s Removal by OyiboPep: 7:53pm On Dec 22, 2019
You might have goons supporting you, it's your time.

Very soon, next year will rush in.
That'll be your day of reckoning, Oshio Omo ale. We'll disgrace you like no man's business.

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Sports / Re: Salah, Mane & Mahrez Make Top 3 Finalists For African Player Of The year by OyiboPep: 7:32pm On Dec 22, 2019
onedayatime:


True.
To be fair enogh, you are a dumbass. What has Messi got to do with African Player of the Year award?

Title say: Salah, Mane & Mahrez Make Top 3 Finalists For African Player Of The year . Messi is an Argentine. An Argentine is someone from Argentina and Argentina is in South America. They have their own football association call CONMEBOL. If you want him to win CONMEBOL, then follow CONMEBOL.

No come here dey spit thrash again. Biko

You Sir, are an idiot.
Did you read what he mentioned?

He was replying to someone who dragged Messi and Ronaldo to a competition that doesn't concern them and he's trying to correct him.
But you came with the dumbass line.

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Politics / Re: South-East Makes Progress On Self Development, Rail Network by OyiboPep: 9:50pm On Dec 20, 2019
gloriaunobi:
Individual to construct in Igbo land but government to construct in West and North.... please where is Nnamdi Kanu ......hurry up....local girl is disappointed in Nigeria
Happy birthday!
Education / Re: ABU Didn't Admit Goodness Thomas Into MBBS Cos In Niger Alone She Ranked No. 7 by OyiboPep: 8:21am On Dec 20, 2019
Pes13:
I laughed when I saw that news.

302/400 and he was shouting foul play. Maybe he thought Mbbs is equally sorted after like Education Management.

I am a medical student in UI, UI doesn't have catchment area, 100% admission slot is by merit.

However, there are almost 400 candidates that score 300+ in utme every year, and the carrying capacity for Mbbs in UI is just 180.

That means, several candidates with 320+ won't end up getting Mbbs in the end, by the time aggregate score is determined.

There is no foul play in this matter, only ignorant people who is not in the system will type such gibberish.

You're a medical student?
How did you pass English in your JAMB or Post-Utme?

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Education / Re: ABU Zaria Denies Girl Who Scored 302 In JAMB Admission For Medicine & Surgery by OyiboPep: 5:07pm On Dec 19, 2019
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Sports / Re: Messi & Ronaldo Lead FIFA 20 TOTY Nominations by OyiboPep: 11:49am On Dec 13, 2019
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Family / Re: Deadbeat Father: How A Nairanlander's Quote Ended My Family's Rift. (photos) by OyiboPep: 10:54am On Dec 13, 2019
chriskosherbal:
Easier Said than done, op first of all I want to use this medium to say you are a man, for trying to make peace with your Dad, there is a particular blessing that biological father's carry that NO man on earth no matter how highly placed in any field can give to you..Am quoting you because you are still trying to condemn and Judge his Dad, the OP said we never listened to his own side of the story cos men just know how to suck in emotions.

Being the last male in the family I stayed with family for a longtime before I left, and I must say mother's are wonderful but can choke a man to death sometimes if that man lack emotional shockabsolver when things start to fall apart especially finance, Seeing my mum cry complaining to me sometimes you will think Dad is just heartless until I grew to understand that mum most times just want things to go her way always forgetting Dad feelings, and the fact he still the head of the home, irrespective of finance and mum sometimes couldn't just be submissive.

You see when you grow older in life you will definitely love your mum but tend to appreciate your Dad's effort so far in trying to raise a family ( we were 8 in number, even though we lost 2), providing for everyone's need, food, academics, name it, and coping with mums constant nagging sometimes can be really frustrating and unbearable, you will see it practically clear when you start to have kids..

It takes God and a man that is determine to keep his family together irrespective of trials/temptation to still keep going, sincerely I love my mum no doubt but my RESPECT for my Dad have skyrocked when I came face to face with real life ...I love you DAD.

You don't get the point. This is about deadbeat fathers.
If my father abandoned me at the critical and formative period of my life, he should keep his blessings, I don't need it.
So, you mean people who lost their father are not blessed because the father didn't give them blessings? To me, a deadbeat father is a dead father.

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Politics / Re: Goodluck Jonathan Receives Honorary Doctorate Degree At Igbinedion University by OyiboPep: 11:57am On Dec 01, 2019
Jokerman:


Lol... I no sabi sey Okada don get network now grin...

I stay Okada for 5 years... I live for old market road and the road wey winners church dey... You sabi any of these persons??

Bright kitchen
B.M
Oga Xp
Shakers restaurant
Osas (Barber near estate gate)
Wume street
That popular road opposite estate gate too

E don Tay sha... Left 6 years ago

Shakers has closed. Campus Sheraton sef, is a shadow of itself.
Which popular road is opposite Estate Gate?
B.M is now O.B, a game store.
I don't know Wume street.
What does Xp do?
Osas is my barber.
I eat at Bright's kitchen sometimes.
Politics / Re: Goodluck Jonathan Receives Honorary Doctorate Degree At Igbinedion University by OyiboPep: 11:51am On Dec 01, 2019
miniziter:
No wonder I saw helicopter yesterday at Okada.
Wow!
You're at Okada?
Politics / Re: Sowore Vs Buhari - The Guardian UK Calls Nigeria 'A Climate Of Fear' by OyiboPep: 7:05pm On Nov 14, 2019
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Literature/Writing Ads / Re: Quick Writing Job by OyiboPep: 9:21pm On Nov 12, 2019
MizCharm:
I love this.


Ok.
Politics / Re: Mo Salah Welcomes Isa Pantami At Cairo Airport by OyiboPep: 2:22pm On Nov 12, 2019
Mo Salah for President!

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Literature/Writing Ads / Quick Writing Job by OyiboPep: 2:16pm On Nov 12, 2019
I'm available for a quick writing job.
I need something to sort out so I'll need the cash today.

If you're fine with it, we can get on it.

You can check what I've written on this platform to give you an inkling of what I write.

I'm not writing any tests, please. If you don't like the way I write, there's no point in wasting our time.

Thanks!

You can comment here.
Politics / Re: The Breakfast Series - Healthy Breakfast, And The Mamador Light Fat Spread by OyiboPep: 11:11am On Nov 12, 2019
Nairaland has upgraded.

Ads now run into paragraphs.

Weldon!

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Crime / Re: Raped And Abused : I Am Confused, What Should I Do to save her ? by OyiboPep: 12:42pm On Oct 30, 2019
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Celebrities / Re: Falz’s Haunted House 29th Birthday Party (More Photos) by OyiboPep: 12:36pm On Oct 30, 2019
Falz, come. Yes, come closer.

This is Nigeria!

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Education / Re: 65 Bowen University Students Graduate With First Class Out Of 868 by OyiboPep: 6:52am On Oct 29, 2019
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Career / Re: Her Firm Increased Her Pay To Match That Of a New Job (Please Advise) by OyiboPep: 6:46am On Oct 29, 2019
Ogaemmy:
So, this post finally made front page, today. Since 24th? What if the advice was need urgently and she had to take that decision before, let's say 26th? These mods sha.

Comments please.
Nairaland mods are useless abeg.

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