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Crime / Re: Landlord Arrested For Posting Lady’s Nude Picture On Social Media by oz4real83(m): 2:38am On Oct 22

Most people aren't normal walahi.
But I relate a lot to why people have nudes and sex tapes of their partners.

From a psychological point of view, and in furtherance of good mental health, it's always good to have a memorabilia of sex partners, mostly those who left an impression.

At first, I began collecting panties, then nudes, then to recording our sex tapes because it was more relatable masturbating to your own sex act than that of a scripted random stranger gotten off one pornsite.

But I've taken my collections a notch higher, I now collect pubic hair.
And every now and then, I take a bit of it from my stash, mix it with incense and some weed then set it on fire, allowing it's distinctive aroma therapeuticize my soul.

Believe me, most people aren't normal.
make them hold you before u enter street oogrin
Romance / Re: Your Crush Left Her Phone There )pix) by oz4real83(m): 2:28am On Oct 22
"love your neighbour as you love yourself". I will prove to my crush that I love her as I love myself by not going to pick the phone. grin grin.
Romance / Re: Janemena's Husband Appropriate Reaction To His Wife's Scandal by oz4real83(m): 2:16am On Oct 22
That na mumu prayer, God doesn't answer any prayer that is "mumu-ish" in nature undecided
Foreign Affairs / Re: The Swiss Mini Gun – World’s Smallest Working Revolver (Photos) by oz4real83(m): 4:51am On Oct 19
This is death coming in small dosage. Forget the size, it can still do considerable damages.

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Sports / Re: Hottest Players In The World Right Now by oz4real83(m): 4:37am On Oct 19
11. Victor Osimeh

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Crime / Re: DSS Sues Charlotte Delhi For Blackmailing Walton Liverpool With Nude Video by oz4real83(m): 5:02pm On Oct 18
Na the name of the permanent secretary dey amuse me, Mr Liverpool grin grin


Foreign Affairs / Re: Deadly Gun Battle Rocks City Of Beirut, Lebanon During Protest(Photos) by oz4real83(m): 7:18am On Oct 16
Despite this, Nigeria is still rated above Lebanon, Syria, Yemen, Iraq,Libya and many other countries as more terrorized, that is how low we are, all thanks to our money hungry politicians.

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Science/Technology / Re: Baby Monkey Clinging To Dead Mother In Lion's Mouth (Graphic Photos) by oz4real83(m): 4:54pm On Oct 15
It is a sad reality of life. For every meat you eat, it is always joy for the eater, but pain and grief for the eaten and the family of the eaten. We eat chicken, goat meat, beef and whatever meat available on the face of the earth, I have seen a cow crying, some years back while being killed embarassed, though very emotional, most times we don't care because the world is a wild place where only the strongest survive by eating the lesser. My advice and practice in life is to kill only what I will eat to survive, don't kill and throw away except it is a serpent. Don't kill what u won't eat and will not harm u if allowed to live.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: U.S. Army Unveils Robot Dog With Sniper Rifle On Its Back(Pics) by oz4real83(m): 7:08pm On Oct 14
This can help Nigeria win the war against Boko Haram



Cattle rustlers

Kidnappers etc. If they can afford it.
weapons like this is supposed to help fight crime or terrorism but you don't know Nigeria. Nigeria is like Iran. Anytime our govt\military gets new advanced military equipments, everybody will be celebrating. But tomorrow, u will hear that they mistakenly killed innocent villagers or fishermen with the new equipments, your moral will just die when u hear stories like that
Phones / Re: Teenagers In Nigeria Bought Iphone 13 Pro Max Worth ₦6,000,000 by oz4real83(m): 6:20pm On Oct 14
6 million ?
they displayed 6 phones which may be approximately one million each.
Politics / Re: Aminu Maisari Accuses FG Of Releasing Bandits, Boko Haram Members Through Courts by oz4real83(m): 4:40am On Oct 14
We have always known this. The FG is using the institutions of govt to achieve what these terrorists are using violence to achieve, they have the same goals but different instruments and modus operandi. Don't rejoice when any terrorist is reported captured because most will be free as already spoken by this state governor. Some other northern governors have advocated decentralization of the process of prosecuting these terrorists and allowing states powers to also prosecute them to avoid issues like this, but the attorney general said NO

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Food / Re: My Yummy Beans And Plantain Recipe (frying Method).. Guys Come In And Learn by oz4real83(m): 12:03pm On Oct 11

Awwww really
I prefer it to seasoning cubes though
But you can skip the crayfish... Beans is naturally sweet

Or you add smoked fish
seasoning cubes like which one? I love varieties
Phones / Re: After Waiting For MTN Special Sunday Offer I Got This by oz4real83(m): 11:23am On Oct 10
This is one of the reasons that they deactivated the reply option for messages like this one. Some people's reply to messages like this would have been "thunder fire una" grin grin


Sports / Re: All Super Eagles Coach: An Historical List Till Date by oz4real83(m): 5:50pm On Oct 09

"Total football" did favour us, because we had hungrier & more dedicated players. Players that could "eat" grass and were very physical.

You and this Rohr sef grin cheesy
That man empty since now. I have been saying it that only Pinnick can explain why Rohr is still Nigeria's Coach.
if as your oga, both of us share your salary at the end of the month with me taking majority of your salary, won't I continue to employ you? Have you forgotten why Glen Huddle didn't get the job despite being more glorified than this "groundnut roll'
Properties / Re: For Sale: ₦2.5Billion Fully Furnished Luxury Home In Banana Island(Photos) by oz4real83(m): 4:57pm On Oct 07
Your agency fees will be up to N250m grin grin. Explorer I hail u oo. The house is beautiful but the value of the Nigerian currency makes some amount look very huge embarassed
Technology Market / Re: . by oz4real83(m): 8:41pm On Oct 04
Where are u?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Kenya Suspends Visa-free Transit With Pakistan by oz4real83(m): 6:14am On Oct 04
When signing visafree-agreement with any country, make sure it isn't a country whose citizens are hungrier or more displaced than yours, else they will flood your country just like in this story grin

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Foreign Affairs / Re: China Unveils Deadly New Anti-submarine Drone( Pics, Video) by oz4real83(m): 9:58pm On Sep 28
When this chinko drone hear the words 'Reaper, grey eagle and predator", it will disappear. China is trying but America and Israel still set the standard when it comes to the use of drones for warfare.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Sea Of Flags Commemorating Over 675,000 Americans Lost To COVID-19(Pics) by oz4real83(m): 5:09pm On Sep 28
675,000 people have been killed by covid in america!

thats like the population of a city - and it wasnt really noticed.

make i no talk sha!


you are a typical average Nigerian. You try to sound smart but it is obvious you are direct opposite of smartness. U think America is like Nigeria where u can hire people to do your will. We only have to thank God that it wasn't serious in Nigeria.

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Politics / Re: Ngige: Lack Of Decent Paying Jobs Huge Incubators Of Insecurity In Nigeria by oz4real83(m): 4:56am On Sep 28
You and your gang killed and keeps killing the Naira since the British left. If the Naira had value, even N10,000 will be too much as salaries for an average nigerian. How many Americans earn $10,000 a month? How many Britons earn 5000 pounds a month? But many Nigerians earn Over N30,000 as minimum wage but still can't live a decent life simply because the naira is useless. Go to the market with even N100,000 and u will realise that despite the quantity, the N100,000 is nothing. embarassed

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Politics / Re: Major Oseni Sues Nigerian Army, FCMB For ₦2 Billion by oz4real83(m): 4:50am On Sep 28
The ten year jail term was too lenient. This was a pure murder case. This is the more reason why he is still having mouth to talk. This man should have been hanged for murder, he got a light sentence and he still wants his human rights enforced despite taking the right to life of another human!!! This is a real zoo embarassed


Culture / Re: The Tragic Story Of Adesuwa And The Obi Of Ubulu-uku by oz4real83(m): 1:53pm On Sep 26
We have so many great stories like this that our nollywood can tell but they would rather churn out unrealistic and boring stories. Great civilisations and men have either been made or marred by the power of women. Women have always been a resource that if not properly channeled can lead to the unthinkable grin

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Crime / Re: I Be Eiye Man Na... See The Moment A 5 Year Old Kid Declared He's A Cultist. by oz4real83(m): 11:26am On Sep 26
In a sane society, the parents of such a boy would have been arrested and questioned while the boy will be kept with govt social services. Unfortunately, Nigeria isn't a sane society, anything can happen.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Russian Companies, Businesses Ready To Invest In Nigeria, Says Chamber President by oz4real83(m): 1:34pm On Sep 25
Yes, only in sectors where Dangote has no business interests. embarassed
Politics / Re: Bandits Impose Tax On Katsina State Farmers by oz4real83(m): 8:24am On Sep 25
While the rest of Nigerians are battling under multiple taxations from all tiers of govt, the north has additional taxes being paid to bandits, terrorists and other types of criminals. From what we all keep seeing, the worst has not yet come as long as these type of leaders in this country continues to hold sway.
Politics / Re: Precious Chikwendu Files N800m Suit Against IGP, Others by oz4real83(m): 8:43pm On Sep 23
This is one of the reasons why FFK decamped to APC. He can't do without power. He wants to be part and parcel of where things are happening, he can't just afford to be left behind. Unfortunately, absolute power only belongs to God, karma's visit is unpredictable.


Politics / Re: Femi Adesina: President Buhari Has Shown Mercy To Fani-Kayode by oz4real83(m): 8:36pm On Sep 23
Permit me to remix chidimna's song to " there is nothing hunger can not do to politicians, there is nowhere hunger cannot push Nigerian politicians grin grin

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Politics / Re: Obi Recommends 60- 80 Years For President, Below 60 Years For Governor by oz4real83(m): 4:52pm On Sep 23
One would have expected somebody as exposed and educated as Obi should have a civilised and reasonable mentality. Unfortunately, he is an average Nigerian politician and the world has known Nigerian politicians to have the most myopic and archaic point of view of what leadership and politics should be. The youths have taken over politics and leadership in most civilised societies of the world unlike Nigeria when the "quarter to go" oldies still hold away.
Celebrities / Re: “Souls being sold out here” Korede Bello talks about the price of fame by oz4real83(m): 10:15am On Sep 22
If u listen to "you can't win" by Michael Jackson and "disturbia" by Rihanna, you will believe what this youngman is saying.

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Music/Radio / Re: Rema Soundgasm Is Declared Demonic (full Video) by oz4real83(m): 5:38am On Sep 22
As for demonic, I can't say. But for being total nonsense, I can say 110percent. Funny irony is that the guy is still making it despite making nonsense music. This shows how poor our music taste is in Nigeria.
Romance / Re: Scaring Confession Of Cheating Ladies:fear Women Pics by oz4real83(m): 5:02am On Sep 22
Stories like these are why guys don't forgive nowadays no matter how much ladies beg, even when they cry blood like a river. Some ladies don't deserve anything called forgiveness. After the nonsense, you will come online to ask people " how to make him forgive and forget". The guy will only accept u just to quench his sexual urge, never forgets the evil u did and keep searching for any good girl around. Immediately he gets any good girl will dump u like hot coal then u come online again to say "men are wicked"

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Romance / Re: Why Dont These Bllionaie$ Have Pretty Wives by oz4real83(m): 4:13am On Sep 19
Most of these rich men won't have been that successful if they had married the stunning beauties they saw in their early days. Some of these stunning beauties have nothing upstairs but can only offer u sex, the only thing most of them can offer.


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