₦airaland Forum

The prostitutes and tax collectors repented after their meeting with Jesus, Jesus didn't become just like them. How many of these criminals have repented after meeting Mr Obi?😏😏😏

All the money you weren't making while you were single, you will suddenly start making them but you won't see them because they have all gone into family expenses 😁😁🤣🤣. You will only know you made big money by calculating your expenses within a particular period🤣🤣🤣. You will keep telling yourself that if you had made such money when you were still single, when your expenses weren't as they are now, maybe you would have even owned a private jet by now🤣🤣🤣. May God bless our marriages

30 minutes of talk time because phones were for meaningful and important discussions those days unlike now when we have countless amount of talk time for mostly irrelevant discussions \chat😁

All this now drama. If somebody like Bobrisky with very small connections can be chilling in a guest house while many Nigerians assumed she was in prison, we don't even believe El-rufai is in any prison😏

SeverusSnape:
Their weapons would not be able to match those of the bandits, if na you, you no go run?
Is this hellhole even worth dying for?

who told you? The issue is the absence of the will power. Even if our police have the same weapon, they will still run away💔. Our security agencies are only bold when they are the only ones holding weapons , when the other person is also holding weapon, they disappear💔

When a leader plays politics with everything, that country is in deep trouble. What Tinubu is interested in is how to make APC have 36 governors and top politicians as members of the party, he doesn't give a damn whether everything is well or not. The solutions to the problem of this country aren't peaceful, if anybody mentions them on nairaland or any other social media platform, the person will be banned, that is how serious the solutions are💔💔💔

Android have many updates everytime, but Nokia was stucked on just simbian without any form of update, they just wanted to force consumers to accept whatever they were willing to offer, even when it was trash 😏

Exceed15:
Which one is gunmen..they are jihadist .

that was the handwork of Buhari. Everybody knows that jihadists, islamists or fulanis are the ones committing these havoc but Buhari and his gang tried to remove their names from the media, even when he is late, the media is still reluctant to mention the perpetrators of these evil by their names 💔💔💔😡

saintneo:
Have you considered the possibility of any big-bang in the space Station. A place where people float all the time. How will the movement be achieved without gravity? Maybe a robot is need to push and pull.

Furthermore, without gravity blood pressure is likely to drop. This implies no erection. Even ejaculation will be difficult.

https://www.google.com/search?q=can+people+have+sex+in+the+space+Station&oq=can+people+have+sex+in+the+space+Station+&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyBggAEEUYOdIBCTE4Njk2ajBqNKgCDrACAfEF5AHgphAi_Qo&client=ms-android-transsion&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#lfId=ChxjMe

do dey pee while in space? If they pee and Pooh while in space despite the zero gravity, it is possible they can also bang.

This woman has been delivered from a lifetime of spinsterhood, congrats to her. A man is always the trophy, no matter the state of that man

You will spend all your life peeing every minute of the day which puts unnecessary pressure on your kidneys, no matter how good something is, too much of it is always bad.

obinna58:
Mehn!!! For the respect of quality this hummer deserves, put it on 20million, abi you no dey see swagg

8.5 for a tank is very disrespectful

e be like say you no want make OP sell this car😭😭. Most people that have this car in Edo state nowadays use them as ambulances for carrying coffins 😏

By now I expect every pastor, usher, chorister and church member in the north to go to services with AK47 rifle and other top military weapons alongside their bibles since govt has failed in its responsibilities, this is what these terrorists understand 💔💔💔

Nokia decided to adapt and instead of adopting android, they still made the biggest mistake of adopting windows operating system😭😭😭💔, that was the final nail on their coffin 💔💔💔

Ironfaceman:
Is like you did not read the write up well. With out gravity you can not bang.

Nlfpmod Seun Mynd44

they never mentioned that humans can't bang in the article. They only mentioned the effects of micro gravity on sperm production, its movement, egg production,its movement, fertilization and embryo development.

That won't stop astronauts from banging each other🤣🤣. The cheats among them will even be celebrating since the chances of pregnancy despite being without protection is zero😏

P1PrinceKT:
The truth is that you can't define terrorism in whatever way without it describing the act of your masters (The US and Israel)

So stop fooling around young man.

so in your mind, it is America and Israel constituting terrorism in Nigeria?

[quote author=DomPerignon post=138923472][/quote]may God bless America, Israel and Nigeria 🙏🎉

DomPerignon:
I am happy my topics and posts are terrorizing you in your eye pub camp

who don big pass you don big pass you, there is nothing you and your kaboom people can do about it. Israel and American shall continue to send terrorists and their sympathisers to their creator, I just pray they extend that strong hand to Nigeria. May God bless America, Israel and Nigeria 🙏

Why nairaland moderators\bots haven't flagged terrorist posts always coming from you still surprises me😏

Anybody that has banged you don see you finish, it becomes worse at work and religious places😏, if the person is still respecting you, it is only a matter of time, anytime there is a clash of interests, that is when the consequences will come😏

favour32:
China na say na mental sickness.



If you know you know.

100% right, anybody that is against terrorism is always their enemy. God bless America, Israel and Nigeria 🙏

When poop is too big, even the owner of the poop will deny it, that is a common proverb in Benin language 😏😏😏

The death of his father who was always his guardian placed wood on the path of self-destruction, always from one trouble to another.

When America and Israel eliminate Iranian targets, OP and his people will say it was "drawings" that Iran used in deceiving America and Israel that were hit, but Iran will still go ahead and organize elaborate burial ceremonies for the "drawings" , but when American and Israeli targets, no matter how small or negligible, are hit which is normal in any war, OP and his people will be making propaganda with the hit. OP and his people should learn how to acknowledge when Iranian targets are hits same way America and Israel acknowledge theirs 😏

Their only capabilities now is propaganda and terrorism on innocent ships crossing strait of Hormuz, with time that terrorism capability will also be gone. God bless America, Israel, Nigeria and God bless me too🙏

Dino would have had a share of the allegedly borrowed money if he was still in govt and won't have spoken up, everything he owns is as a result of govt money, he has never worked outside politics all his life💔😭

dvdwed:
It's the land that belongs to Delta state, the people can choose to come from anywhere.

Having migrated from the war and continuous unrest in the South East and were welcomed and enjoyed the peace of the Delta.

Delta sited it's capital in Asaba, invested hundreds of billions of oil money and tax in Asaba.

This is the bitter truth Igbos have not been told... all other tribes consider them as usupers.

To dream of it shows why South South can never be part of the Biafra thing.

Kill that false hope.

Anioma is like Biafra, it can never happen even in a billion years.

the issue is 6th state, if south east want 6th state, all they have to do is to carve it out of their already existing 5 states, to think that south south will fold its hands while they take from its land and give to south east is just an imagination, Akpabio is only playing to the gallery and knew it can never happen.

Nigerian businesses are now copying models this govt and APC used in solving such problems. Instead of providing good services, Nigerian businessmen will target how to make regulators and legislators happy and keeping their stomachs full. When these set of people are happy, they won't care whether Nigerian businessmen provide good services and quality products or not. Check the amount of fake products and services everywhere, Nafdac, SON, NSE and others that are supposed to provide regulations pretend as if everything is alright. APC govt has learnt how to settle and make people who normally speak against them happy, once these people are happy and satisfied,other Nigerians can go and hug transformer💔

Some of the things you wrote there are not correct. Some fathers abandon their families all because their wives gave birth to only girls. You can't expect such wives and daughters to have good memories and speak well of such fathers. Some of those fathers will want to reunite the family at old age when most of them don't have any use to the women anymore😏.

When politicians hear news like this , what they do is to beef up security around themselves, families and properties, they don't bother about the people. When you see the number of security personnels following some politicians, you will weep for ordinary Nigerians 💔💔💔