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Sports / Re: EPL: Why Liverpool Beat Manchester United 4-0 – Mo Salah by OZ511: 9:57pm On Apr 20, 2022
YinkaOlusesi16:
E don happen, e don happen, no give us story. We will bounce back next season with our new coach, United we will stand again.
Hope nor go kill you bouncer
Romance / Re: Wedding Invitation In Pidgin English (Pictured) by OZ511: 2:48pm On Apr 18, 2022
rickpat:
nothing different...just the choice of language (pidgin English)...that's all
That was the point of reference dummy
Crime / Re: Man Bathes Wife With Hot Water In Ondo by OZ511: 12:57pm On Apr 15, 2022
Nigeria and bad news 5&6
Romance / Re: How Long Should I Remain In The Friend Zone? by OZ511: 12:59pm On Apr 14, 2022
Wait till you die angry grin
Nairaland / General / Re: The Various Crews Of Nairaland by OZ511: 12:53pm On Apr 14, 2022
The observers
Crime / Re: Police Kill One Gunman, Foil Attack On Anambra Police Station (graphic Photos) by OZ511: 12:47pm On Apr 14, 2022
Bounceboune7:
Buhari must collect wotowoto,he never know wetin wan hit am,by d time we are through with burning everything down in the east even buhari will b forced to cry on live tv.

God bless Simon ekpa
God bless ugm

If e pain u go hug transformer.


Lol...isn't it funny that igbos are clamouring to b President when they don't even know if there will b any standing inec office by election time.

Some of their aspirants are telling us they can solve security situations in d country whereas tgey can't solve the one happening in their region.


Normally with what you just said en, e not suppose better for you bombastic element
Crime / Re: Police Kill One Gunman, Foil Attack On Anambra Police Station (graphic Photos) by OZ511: 12:46pm On Apr 14, 2022
Bounceboune7:
Buhari must collect wotowoto,he never know wetin wan hit am,by d time we are through with burning everything down in the east even buhari will b forced to cry on live tv.

God bless Simon ekpa
God bless ugm

If e pain u go hug transformer.
Normally with what you just said en, e not suppose better for you bombastic element


Lol...isn't it funny that igbos are clamouring to b President when they don't even know if there will b any standing inec office by election time.

Some of their aspirants are telling us they can solve security situations in d country whereas tgey can't solve the one happening in their region.

Politics / Re: Many Injured As ‘MC Oluomo’ Loyalists, NURTW Clash In Lagos by OZ511: 9:11pm On Apr 11, 2022
Esseite:
Testing election microphone.... Get ready to defend your votes... cutlass for cutlass, Gun for Gun, Stone for Stone, Stick for stick...
You and who oga better rest

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Religion / Re: Beautiful Picture Of Married Couples Of Jehovah's Witnesses by OZ511: 9:12am On Apr 10, 2022
Nairaland and rubbish headline 5&6 undecided
Crime / Re: 12-Year-Old Maid Jumps From A Storey Building To Escape Being Rape By Her Boss by OZ511: 11:18am On Apr 08, 2022
garriAndsugar:
More reason why masturbation should be encouraged..

Had he been he has masturbated like 6 to 7 times that day.. he wouldn't have the strength to think about rape.

No to rape..

Yes to masturbation
Normally you need counseling
Politics / Re: Kogi Man Wearing T-shirt With “I Pity The Fool” Inscription Receives Wheelbarrow by OZ511: 11:11am On Apr 08, 2022
meritadavize1:
The igalas are certified haters, OP get ur fact right, the program was to empower farmers, it's was distributed along fertilizer and others farm stuff... But una hatred for governr bello won't make una go details about it....
Shut up ur teeth mugu
Celebrities / Re: “no Babe In Her Right Senses Will Get Married To Isreal DMW - Nigerian Lady by OZ511: 10:59am On Apr 08, 2022
Probably ur mother made a mistake marrying ur dad undecided because you are so useless
Crime / Re: Robbers Raped My Younger Sisters. by OZ511: 9:45am On Apr 07, 2022
GooodHardDick:
What's the name of this movie? angry
So accurate grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Crystal Palace Vs Arsenal (3 - 0) On 4th April 2022 by OZ511: 11:09pm On Apr 04, 2022
3gpvids:
To know how useless Arsenal is press 3



You have won best comment grin one olosho for you grin

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Romance / Re: Police Inspector Dies During Sex With A Widow In Ibadan Hotel by OZ511: 9:56am On Apr 04, 2022
Jakumo:


Sir, you are a gentleman and a scholar.

Kindly join me in deep and wistful prayer.

By the special grace of Almighty Sky Daddy, may I too join my ancestors on the down-stroke while ministering to the shockingly tight toto of a fine young woman blessed with firm pointy breasts untouched by any plastic surgeon in Jeeeeeeesus name, Amen.

Of all the deaths that man pikin can select, there is none more pleasurable and honorable than to die while thrusting feverishly and urgently atop fresh tight and slippery toto, as God is my witness.

With that in mind, Papa God, please ensure that when my time comes to come and sit by Your right side, my transition follows this righteous modality in Jeeeeesus name Amen.
Mugu

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Car Talk / Re: Is Buying A Car Really Worth It?? by OZ511: 11:28am On Apr 02, 2022
My guy leave car matter just dey cruise Uber until you japa
Politics / Re: Ned Nwoko Meets Sharon Ikeazor For Collaboration With Ministry Of Environment by OZ511: 3:28am On Apr 02, 2022
Iyaebe:
That tall guy on black is not bad
Olosho wan follow man
Politics / Re: Pete Edochie: Tinubu Too Old, Too Weak To Run For President by OZ511: 3:16am On Apr 02, 2022
Okonkwo lol don't involve urself in rubbish talk .you are not a politician, keep enjoying being a movie legend sir.

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Crime / Re: 'Tom Cruise' Convicted In Lagos by OZ511: 10:11pm On Mar 31, 2022
CountVersailles:
The only thing that can help stop this menace is to send these boys to firing squad strrraaaaiiight! Shoot them off. Reduce their numbers. That will teach prospective yahoo boys a lesson. Instead, dem go just dey give them slap on the wrist. When we were growing up then, the thing that deterred us from doing bad was the regular bar beach firing squad that wiped away dem hardened criminals. As a kid, when you remember those scenes, and your mama warn you, you stay away from stealing. Today, everybody just dey steal anyhow. Shior!
Na ur linage go face firing squad idiotic element with zombie reason oloshi

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Romance / Re: Today I Was Very Strict To My Girlfriend And She Did This by OZ511: 9:28am On Mar 31, 2022
funshint:
You weren't matured about this. Since you've already gotten your test result, why still go into control mode by disallowing her from using the rest to buy her dodo? Don't play money games with a woman again, even the one that pretends to be conservative during courtship may change when you marry. You can't know a woman fully until you marry her. Just pray to God to give you plenty money. Besides can't she cook?
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Accurate �
Family / Re: I Denied My Wife Food This Night, Are My Right Or Wrong. by OZ511: 9:02am On Mar 31, 2022
Give
Family / Re: I Denied My Wife Food This Night, Are My Right Or Wrong. by OZ511: 9:01am On Mar 31, 2022
The this man a medal already grin
Politics / Re: DSS Had Knowledge Of An Impending Attack On MKO Abiola Stadium - David Hundeyin by OZ511: 12:29am On Mar 30, 2022
Who b dis David self,ogun dey kill am abi e dey cult
Family / Re: Help! My Wife Says She Doesn't Love Me Again & No More Sex From Her.... by OZ511: 3:33pm On Mar 26, 2022
Philip94:
I have been married for almost a year but my marriage has been 30% sweet and mostly 70% bitter because I have an unforgiven wife who is ONLY concerned about what I said and did wrong but NEVER concern about what I did right.

She gets offended easily, keeps malice and gives me silent treatment at home. I've had private conversation with her MORE THAN 10 TIMES on how to find a lasting solution to wherever issues she has with me instead of her constant fault finding and malice. Despite my effort, all seems like a waste coz there is no positive change at all.

Lately, MY LEGALLY MARRIED WIFE TOLD ME THAT SHE NO LONGER FEEL CONNECTED AND FEEL LOVE FOR ME ANY MORE.

I asked her to tell me one or more reason why she said that but her response was NOTHING. She's practically creating space between us. She does her thing alone and does not carry me along in any thing and she wants same from me.

She is doing everything to make the marriage stop while I have been the one sustaining and making the marriage work out. Her parents are not helping matters coz they are not giving me listening ears and have a way of supporting their daughter by twisting whatever I say to suite them.

B4 we got married, we had quarrel and misunderstandings as other couples do and said abusive words to ourselves which we settled b4 our wedding day and I assume we have forgiven and forgotten about it. But with the look of things, my wife is tied to the past and will keep remembering what I said and did wrong in the past and she allows the past deed affect our present.

Sadly, her unforgiving attitude and never ending resentment is badly affecting our marriage presently. I have tried everything possible within my capacity to rekindle back her love for me & for the sake of our marriage and 3 months baby boy. I suggested that we go out to a cool place just the two of us alone but her response is NO. She even said I can go out and have sex with anyone that she doesn't want SEX for now.

NOTE: I am the one paying all the bills at home coz she's presently jobless. Yet, I am not complaining. She is not stressed up as some may think coz there are helpers at home taking care of her and the baby. Please! What can I do to put a stop to this shit. It's affecting my emotion and psychology.
. Ur marriage ur life na only you fit take d right decision

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Politics / Re: Wike: I Am Not Friends With FFK, I Don't Like Fake Things (Video) by OZ511: 7:06pm On Oct 01, 2021
Woke is an OG give that man a medal an the tickets to run for president smiley
Crime / Re: See What A Yahoo Plus Ritualist Placed At A Junction In Delta State. by OZ511: 6:39pm On Oct 01, 2021
How do you know that that is a Yahoo plus boy undecided you will just come up with very intriguing heading to draw attention to the article very nonsense something

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Romance / Re: Getting Married At 35. Is It Late, Normal Or early For Guys. by OZ511: 3:59pm On Jul 20, 2021
Shut up your teeth o ye Brain box undecided

Infact I'm not sure I can marry a man under 35. Men are very slow with sense. That 35 sef, some of them still don't have sense.[/quote]
Romance / Re: You're Forming If You Can't Eat Chicken Like My Wife On Our Date - Nigerian Man by OZ511: 3:54pm On Jul 20, 2021
She was a very busy girl back then.omo for public try chop with sense o ahba
Politics / Re: Lai Mohammed: Stop Using VPN. You Think You Are Hurting Me By Using VPN (Video) by OZ511: 10:42am On Jun 24, 2021
All I wanna say is Lia cares about us��� :- grin grin grin
Food / Re: Man Shows Off What He Got From The Market For N2k (Photos) by OZ511: 10:28am On Jun 21, 2021
Wahala nor dey finish
Religion / Re: Muhammad Kabir Orjiegbulam: Igbo Muslim Congratulates His Mother On Church Award by OZ511: 1:18am On Jun 14, 2021
E just still sharp
Pets / Re: Help! My Dog Doesn't Know Where To Urinate. by OZ511: 1:17am On Jun 14, 2021
This post so irrelevant

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