₦airaland Forum

MrPresident1:
World leaders

Jesus Christ is the authentic world leader, all these ones are jokers.

Rather than holding our leaders responsible, we keep calling Jesus and God as if they will come down to build roads for us.

No way this country will move forward. Youths rather than fighting for been relegated prefer to swim in the ocean of ethnic and religious sentiment. The more reason while we won't move forward. LEADERS OF THE MORROW INDEED

Ekiti State Governor, Ayodele Fayose, on Wednesday declared that no pupil was abducted by Boko Haram from Government Girls Secondary School, Chibok, Borno State.
Over 200 pupils of the school were reportedly abducted in 2014 by the terror group.
The governor said the report was politically motivated to influence public opinion against the Goodluck Jonathan administration ahead of the 2015 general elections.
Fayose spoke while declaring open a two-day workshop on “Political Aspirants Capacity Enhancement” organised by Women Arise for Change Initiative. It was organised for women from Ekiti, Osun and Ondo states.
He said, “Today, many opposition leaders are underground. I don’t think any of these girls is missing; it is a political strategy. Who is fooling who? If you wanted to use it to remove some people, you have succeeded already.
“I don’t know if there are missing girls but no indication has shown that. It is a political strategy, because I don’t think any girl is missing. If they are missing, let them find them.”
The governor also took a swipe at #BringBackOurGirls
campaigners, saying some of them are using it to look for appointments.
He lamented that human rights groups had decided to keep quite since President Muhammadu Buhari came on board.
Fayose said, “I’m concerned about the activities of human rights groups. Today the government of the day is obeying court order of their choice, while human rights are not respected.
“We must talk about government providing cover for criminals. You are now using that person to harass innocent person. You will never have peace when you hide justice.”
He added, “Police came into town yesterday (Tuesday) to arrest political opponents. If you like, demonise me, I will demonise you. I don’t need the police and the SSS (Department of State Services) to walk in my state. It is when you are not popular that you walk with police.
“Any government that rises against me, that government will come down. I’m Peter the rock. By engaging me, you make me more popular and relevant and then court sympathy. I’m one person that is going places. That is why all these challenges are against me.”
The governor urged women seeking elective offices to be loyal to their husbands.
The President of the initiative, Dr. Joe Okei-Odumakin, said the objective of the workshop was to enhance women political participation and their inclusion in decision making process by promoting female political aspirants and appointees. She said it was to encourage a more massive political mobilisation of women.
She lamented that Nigerian women had not fully involved themselves in politics, despite the constitutional provisions giving them rights to political participation.
www.punchng.com/chibok-girls-not-missing-fayose/

gawu1:
That is why one needs to be versatiled. If you had Tried and attended a muslim burial one day, You would understand what the woods are meant for.

What are you talking of Who made mention of wood and it's use Always try to comprehend before you utter rubbish.

Amaju Pinnick, President of the Nigeria Football Federation (NFF), on Wednesday in Abuja said he had no regrets hiring Sunday Oliseh as the Super Eagles’ Head Coach.
Pinnick told newsmen in Abuja at a news conference that Oliseh, who quit his job last month, came under high recommendation.
``When we brought the last coach (Oliseh), we brought him first because he is a Nigerian and he came highly recommended.
``In addition to this, I don’t also have any regrets saying he was a `Pep Guardiola’ of Africa.
``When we employed him we gave him a four-year plan, and if you look at the contract we also talked about building capacities.
``But he resigned at the end of the day even at a difficult time, a month to crucial qualifying matches,’’ he said.
Pinnick spoke in the wake of the team’s ouster from the qualifiers for the 2017 Africa Cup of Nations (AFCON) on Tuesday.
Oliseh, a former Super Eagles midfielder who later captained the team, took over from former teammate Stephen Keshi as the team’s Head Coach on July 14, 2015.
He later quit on Feb. 26, citing lack of support from the NFF, thus leading to the drafting of Samson Siasia to the team as Interim Coach.
On whether he would advise on a foreign coach for the team, as he had earlier been reported to have said, Pinnick said it was up to the NFF executive committee.
``We hired a coach and I was called upon to come and reverse the decision of hiring a coach.
`` I was called into the highest seat in the land to reverse the decision.
``Never again will I want to do anything that will be looked at or remotely perceived not to be justifiable.
``That is why the entire executive committee will sit down and look at the pros and cons and take everything into consideration.
``The position we will take will not be by Pinnick, but by the NFF executive committee and we will communicate it to the Minister of Youths and Sports,’’ he said.
Pinnick said the NFF executive committee would hold a consultative forum on April 5 with the Minister for a clear direction on the technical crew of the Super Eagles
Source: www.vanguardngr.com/2016/03/no-regrets-hiring-sunday-oliseh-pinnick-says/

There in lies a lesson for us all. May the soul of the departed rest in absolute peace

plainmirror:
Who says money is not good?
I arrived at the bank premises some minutes past four o'clock and saw about two guys pleading with a security man to open the glass door for them to make quick transactions.
I called the other security guy aside and tipped him 1k.
"Oga I need to post this cash today, use this one recharge phone" I told him.

Before I could say 'buhari', the entrance door parted like the red sea in the bible. I gallantly stepped in with those two guys looking dazed at my exploit.

Oga, u don pass u-turn

plainmirror:
Who says money is not good?
I arrived at the bank premises some minutes past four o'clock and saw about two guys pleading with a security man to open the glass door for them to make quick transactions.
I called the other security guy aside and tipped him 1k.
"Oga I need to post this cash today, use this one recharge phone" I told him.

Before I could say 'buhari', the entrance door parted like the red sea in the bible. I gallantly stepped in with those two guys looking dazed at my exploit.

Oga, u don pass u-turn

Dinocarex:
Fasten your self belt We are on a ride to front page Yippie

Lol

And if the Landlord sees or hear of this? So disheartening

Some states are supposed to be sold gabadiya

Baba, civil engineering wasn't there but I applied since it was free. Any hope

Not more than 20 Adao lafia

Haha, people just dey vex, the comment above me though

The woman no carry last. At least the husband can now score

viktor01:
Followed a friend to AGC and later stayed indoors all through smoking garri.
Didn't even know that there was a celebration going on until a neighbour decided to help my pathetic situation with a plate of rice.

Try applying for Etisalat Customer care job. E go better

Ba kudi. Indoors

babym7681:
I think its high time we started producing our own air planes. This is 21st century,any form of economic imperialism-cum-monopoly from the European powers should be subdued.
#YesWeCan!

Make we begin deceive ourselves when we are just celebrating helicopter prototypes made from planks. We are on a long thing

kowema:
Black Magic!!

Why can't dey just apply all this black and evil Magic in a way that it would favour everyone and the economy?, Like turning water into petrol, or turning naira to dollars etc

U said it all

My fada go be like cum take meat. Baba, as u dey stretch hand, na so d man dey take im koboko. The beating use to be a hit back to back. It wasn't fun back den once u make a mistake.

Dedicated account How about Treasury single account I smell lies

seunny4lif:
Let me take to bro Bayo shop now We dey watch na lastest film for there while standing and it's free

Baba, no kill person abeg

WANNA DIE WRONGFULLY? WE WON'T MISS YOU...
In case you are hell bent on dying 'wrongfully', consider these footnotes:
1. Between 2007 and 2010, Tinubu spent virtually his last kobo to ensure he sent Segun Oni out of the Ekiti State Government House. He did. Today, Oni is the National Vice Chair of APC, a party same Tinubu, not another one o, is the national leader.
2. Audu Ogbe once told opposition parties there was no vacancy in Aso Rock. He was national chair of the ruling PDP then. Today, he is a minister under a government being controlled by that same opposition.
3. Tinubu once told Obasanjo that he was the "problem of Nigeria". But same Tinubu went to Obasanjo that they had finished the construction of the opposition ship. They wanted him to be the navigator! The old fox readily accepted.
4.Nasir el-Rufai, the diminutive governor of Kaduna State, once told Buhari that he was not a presidential material. Today, not only is Buhari president but the loquacious el-Rufai is a governor on Buhari's party. He bashes PDP to no end nowadays.
5. Fayose and Fayemi once mounted same rostrum, campaigning in Ekiti with Fayose carrying placard at his father's burial in 2009 that they should vote for Fayemi. In 2014, same Fayose contested against Fayemi and sent him to the Former Governors' Club.
6. Majority of top politicians shouting 'APC, Change!' were shouting 'PDP, Power!' in 2011!
Now, all these took place within the last TWELVE years! Not that they took place before you were born hence, you did not witness them. Therefore, if you still want to kill yourself because of Mr A or Madam B, please go ahead.
BY THE TIME THEY ARE BACK IN SAME PARTY IN 2019, WE WILL BE MARKING THE THIRD ANNIVERSARY OF YOUR STUPID BUT TIMELY DEATH!

Like play, like play, there will be a country.

Some people still believe in this country while others see it as a zoo n calling for segregation. Same people, different mindsets. More kudi to your back pocket

By their fruit you shall know them. I don't blame you but parents who keep bringing in children to this world knowing fully well they can't cater for them.

If most Nigerians can be hired as aides at least that will reduce unemployment.

The end is so near. Must u showcase your boobs to tell you are beautiful? The more men get closed up, the more ladies try to b loosened.