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NuissancePolice:
It is pointless because it is not great news or the news your itchy ears crave for abi? You sound as though I am happy with the current status quo. If only you knew how heartbroken I am.

Bros we aren't oblivion of the happenings in Nigeria today... Anyone that reads newspaper or spends much time in politics section of nairaland can easily concoct that shi.t you wrote up there... You made those things up and it's irrelevant. Thanks.

NuissancePolice:
First hand info: From my source who is close to the GMD, APL notifications were to be sent since the 11th of September but was deferred for a month due some new developments in administration, new evidence of slotting ghost-names, and the consequent legislative bottlenecks that followed. Apparently, the 9th of september and 4th of october guys heard rightly but sand had been poured into our garri.

He said that APL release is on hold for now based on the intensity of the legislative bottlenecks and the need to do a proper investigation. Some RMAFC goons are also in conflict with some members of the house who have very high interest in the recruitment but he could not tell me what the conflict was really about because they were just inferred speculations.

This problem is not only with NNPC, but has cascaded into other governmental recruitment processes like the Police, Customs and CBN (whose recruitment has been underground for a while).

My source concluded based on his perception of the current circumstances that the recruitment is unofficially on hold indefinately but will be officially made open to the public soon. We should forget about NNPC for now as it might either be cancelled or re-opened around maybe the first quarter of next year...say March/April depending on the outcome of the investigations.

Brace up guys.

this shi.t right here is the longest irrelevant post of this thread

Anambra is something else

GeniusOla:
Good morning ozoebuka, his news is false, no such thing, morover the coy in question isn't into oil and gas.

Thanks boss.

GeniusOla:
Anyone with legit clue on when resumption would be can predict when APL would be released, for the recruitment with the other coy I went through, we were told from day one that resumption would be in October, they called successful candidates yesterday (30th September) to come pick up APL physically at their office tomorrow and get ready to resume in exactly 1 week. All the best guys.
@OgaJarus I would like to give insights on this coys recruitment process sir, saw one of your posts/coaching on them. Thanks. Happy independence to you all.

Please can you tell us the name of this coy? One of my friends called me this morning that he heard Nnpc reached out to successful candidates telling them to come collect their apl just as you said... I told him it wasn't nnpc sha that someone said its another coy... Thanks.

Noel1:
U're old enough to give birth to those pikins o...

Yes i know bro... Thanks for reminding me.

Yoruba amaka

vaxx:
Germany university are seriously moving up the ladder from less than four ranked uni in THE last year to about 23 uni listed in the ranking table this year despite its free education policy. UK is moving downward from 36 ranked university to less than 28 this year. American still remain as the most ranked country with good uni.


The biggest gain so far this years goes to Germany. if the trend continue, i foresee Germany as the next second largest destination soon. currently, she is the third.

Think smartly, you don't have to quote all that post just to make a point, you could've just mentioned the op... SMH... Now, go and edit your post please... No insults intended.

Slammmmmmmm:
LMAO... e go shock you like taser.
I'm not trying to be negative. I got the shocking news too this afternoon.

I'm even trying to be hopeful, that was why I used paused.

whatever bro, your negativity can never be compared to that of one "ade" and we survived him, so your negativity will be ignored.

Poorboy:
Hahahhaaahhaha I understand your plight, but just imagine using the 80k. Just remove 10k and eat chicken and better beer. Then 70k remaining, change that your dirty boxers and buy some clothes with 20k.


Then 50k go still remain..... Hmmmmm I will be back


Ok I'm back since na chicken you been chew, just remove 1k may aboki cut suya give you and you buy malt to use step am down.


Na 49k remain I will be back

Ok I don still show remove just 2k send card 1k to your mum and 1k to your dad .


Na 47k still remain hmmmm, I'm eating I will be back shortly.

Gos bless you bro

This is caused by Igbos!!!... Let's blame Igbos for not voting pres buhari even though so did vote for him.

SplendidX:
I hear something will happen on "Independence Day." I have not been able to verify from any source but I pray it happens.

Don't Ask me for any clarification because I am not sure of anything. I only hope that it is true.

As-Salaam-Alaikum

We don't want to hear this!!! Y'all said this same poo during the Salah period and now, Independence Day... SMH!!!

Afamed:
Illiterate is a disease. A group of 8 that consists of 8 man , 5 Southerners and 3 Northerners. Typical lazy youth

Illiteracy, bro, illiteracy!!!

He will never know peace, even in death

Artexexes:
Did you get APL?

lol you need flogging oh, if he got apl will he be here gloating over double payment?

cocococo:
All those saying my 2nd alert is integrity test, na una know o. . If I even get APL and I post it here, una go still say NNPC is doing intelligence test to see if applicants can differentiate between a real APL and fake APL. Meanwhile, I’m already going to my village to tell my village people they did not succeed this time, & that I made it!

Ain't you the one who cried when you were initially hit by the alert? Now you are jubilating for a double like... Inside life!!!

Gbyms:
Why not. I’ve returned 150k when a banker credited me twice for a deposit. The man was almost crying.
I’m sure this transport fare will not make you any richer or poorer. Except those that borrowed money for it.

How sure are you that nnpc didn't intentionally pay people? People sef!!!

If there's any need for refund, Nnpc will notify people... "mind you, i didn't receive the double payment though"

Presbeuo:
Wetin do am?

na joke. Nothing do you

olusholag1:
My brother, I tire for those making the payment o. I'm so sure I wrote my digits correctly, buh right now, I don't know what to think again

Don't think much my bro... Just chilax what will be, will be.

Those that haven't received their reimbursement are now in a state of confusion...

They'd be like;
i. Did i put my account digits correctly or not?

ii. Have my village people changed what i wrote down on that day?

iii. Oh! Are you sure NNPC actually still care about us?

iv. Maybe we are the chosen ones

Presbeuo:
I just got paid.

GT, 8th of July, 12pm

CBT centre: Lagos

Bros this your hand

[quote author=Okeychuks120660 post=82128341][/quote]do you feel proud doing this?

adeakin777:
Your jokes are bland and you are becoming a nuisance on this thread. You may want to apply restraint and stop populating this thread with gibberish. If not that the letter 'f' is juxtaposed by your moniker, i'd have averred that you are an alternate moniker to someone on this thread with a similar characteristic.

Lol... This your post is cruel but someone had to say it

Easymoneysniper's claim is still in play... He said las las this week!

Lordlight20109:
APL will soon drop. Keep checking your mail box as it will disappear after 5 mins you didn't print it. Genuine source

ItzNas:
I don't know how reliable this is. I just spoke with a 10th July candidate whom we attended the interview together from Maiduguri. He said he spoke with a guy who was one set our senior in the same university department. The guy's dad works in the top echelons of NNPC. He told him we should expect APL tomorrow or next. Man was specific. This my friend isn't on nairaland and doesn't have any information beforehand of APL.

All hail easymoneysniper!!!

martinsfm:
the painful thing is, hes trying to convince people of his source, most people are insulting him cos they are not the one bringing the info..

i even wonder why he's going through such stress of proving himself... He must be a humble person too.

Even those bashing @ easymoneysniper of being fake are stylishly believing what he says... I've said it before, the confidence in his posts are second to none, he sounds certain and all his excuses sound convincing and reassuring.

Whether the apl drops within his time frame or not, I, for one will not insult him. He deserves that.

Macsjebs:
If you can guess who bought this today, I promise u a free 30ml bottle and if you guess what city it was delivered to correctly you get a free 12ml bottle.

Guess both correctly and get a free 50ml bottle of your favorite fragrance.

**Hint: a Nairalander

easymoneysniper

Easymoneysniper:
Wow! So many mentions! I left the country and I have not had access to the internet. APL still drops tomorrow...

Goodluck to everyone. You would need it.

Baba, even if the Apl doesn't drop tomorrow, i will never insult you... Only the confidence your post exudes is inspiring!!!

I'm loyal sir!

Gbriels:
U eh....u better repent...
Hell is real...

i was only checking something, bro

flowwolf09:
Very funny. Hahahhahahahha. It is well. At about same time in 2012. Got introduced to Cryptos in London. Bought a sizable amount then though the infrastructure was not existent. I guess the blockchain code is a great breakthrough to solving the double spend, third party mediation and trust issues on centralized currency.

I sight you Mosgoon my favorite nairalander on this thread. I pray your heart desires come to pass.

Sorry to digress, sir... Do you still believe in your 1 percent theory?