₦airaland Forum

larride:
As long as Buhari remains Petroluem Minister, them no fit cancel this recruitment.

You so much believe in Buhari... That's wonderful

larride:
I greet you sir. Abeg bring zobo for me lemme cool down.

I expect you to be humbled by this miraculous alert... If oga Jarus could be humbled into writing like a blogger after being hit by the alert, i expect you to experience the same.

As a welcome punishment, sir, we expect you to give us reasons why you think there's no correlation between reimbursement and apl

larride:
Teaser4, at this junction, I want to say it’s being a wonderful experience with you on this journey but the time has come for me to disembark and join my family bobowaja, Jarus, ChasteGhuy in the everybody will be paid group.

I wish you safe journey, may your bus not crash. Goodbye.


Bobowaja, ChasteGhuy, please come welcome introduce me to the rest of the family.


For the rest that hasn’t seen alert yet, the meme below is your case.

Welcome, the Access bank theory proponent!!!

Clifwoods:
Dubai sef go swt to flex

Lol and it's even easier to travel to

hillaboi:
Ahbeg, what does it take for someone to be posted to Duke Oil(Trading arm of NNPC) based in London nau? Me wan dey yankee oooh

Dukes oil has been moved to Dubai.. In other to target Asian market... I think i saw that today... Thus, no Yankee for you

Briskroque:
Talk of APL here and there, no one is saying anything about the médicals.Biko Apl /médical , which comes first ? Any insider info or no one is sure.

ecoded:
“Vacancy to be replaced by any of us”. This is a bitter truth. Life goes on. Life is vanity.

We know this, but certain things are better left unsaid... We have emotions; that's what makes us humans.

chiefeconomist:
The sheer ignorance, poor grammar and logical inconsistencies in your posts make me wonder why you feel the need to constantly make comments in the first place. "Arbitration" does not mean "arbitrary". Besides you should at least know that this case passed arbitration stage long ago, the current order was issued by a court and is enforceable. I don't even have time to effectively engage you on this topic. My advise is: please at least get informed on a topic before feeling the need to comment on it in a public forum. This may sound pedantic but please, also work on improving your basic grammar. In the age of YouTube, you can easily accomplish that!

This shi.t right here is savage...

Swargu:
Oshey baddest, you bad gan, I don dey fear you like this.

You can replace the "ss" with "10" it still works.

Playzer:
It’s likely the payment of tfare is over. Brace up for APL

payments will still roll out until next week.

Chibusoil:
10th Sept i heard. I just hope this one i heard now is true.

There are too many people working on d list.

i need to tell you something...

Easymoneysniper:
I won't say a word on this thread again, if it doesn't come out that day. 1st batch 9th second 10th

This is loud!!!

MuhMubRaj:
12 O'Clock Still no alert,

alerts come on Tuesdays and Wednesdays massively.

ChasteGhuy:
I just dey wait make 4pm nack

Check the previous posts of that guy... That guy doesn't know anybody in Nnpc.

NoHatred:
If you read his previous posts very well, you would have deduced that the guy has no info. He is just trying to be noticed.

i don't know why people quote people without fact... That dude has been asking if anyone from his center has been paid in his earlier post... But, when he felt the tfare reimbursement has eluded him he had to write that cliché to feel at peace with himself.

simplynace:
Thanks...

Could you go further by listing those states.

Bornu, kwara, Ebonyi and zamfara? Are you happy now?

Teaser4:
everybody go collect...theories na just for fun...

Na so, I've always known it's for everyone... I did collect today, though.

Teaser4:
so dem get my brother bobowaja las las...local men bus don dey empty oh... 5th army...egun nla lon keyin igbale... make we dey prepare for tsunami tomorrow oh...even olasunky95 don collect...i weak sha...

Na oga jarus own go scatter everywhere

Lordlight20109:
Just got alloweee from Holy Farouk.
Imo
GT
July 4th
18k

Farouk has done it . I'm so happy.

semitones:
4th July
CBT: Owerri Imo State
7am
Who else paid

How much them pay you?

semitones:
4th July
CBT: Owerri Imo State
7am
Who else paid

i haven't seen oh

bobowaja:
I will quickly port na... No time. I don prepare argument for 1% theory self in case (but 1% don turn to like 70 to 80% now o) we don't know which one again. Local man is thinking of what and how to can.

Hehehe
..las las we go dey alright. Praying i get favored sha.

bobowaja:
So what are you trying to say?

Bad guy
I will still hide under the table tho until the storms are over.

Be open minded so that when the alert hits you, you won't be in siffia pain.

bobowaja:
APL yes I am available. Tp I am still thinking and dodging until coast clear well well....

Bros, 4th has not been massively paid so relax... Lots of us never see alert.

bobowaja:
Nope.... Na upfront alert I need

Good for you, so chilax.

OptimistBrain:
Na wa ooo. Technical field vs non-technical field.

From the onset, NNPC knew they will be employing more of technical fields, that is why they were more panels for technical fields than non-technical fields, it simply means, your chances of being employed as a technical or non-technical personnel is the same. More of technical fields will be employed that is why technical fields have more panels for the interview than non technical fields. Common knowledge.

Enough of all these technicalities

Let's come up with another thing please, thanks.

bobowaja:
No news of alert for the past 5 days or so. Wetin dey happen na.

Do you need the alert?

Sotrue:
Who said no update today? Na lie oh- Great News- Recruitment is released from hold and progressing. No tear my shirt abeg else I retract the statement but the fact remains.

This is the lamest joke of the century!!!

Everyone is scared lmao

larride:
My only conclusion is they are trying to use it to console themselves just in case they don’t get APL.

i tell you. People can be pathetic.

larride:
The National Assembly is already on recess. The newly appointed committees haven’t even started work yet.

You people will just give yourself unnecessary headache.

If the son of the former GMD is going through the recruitment process just like everyone else and you still think NNPC is going to go share slots to any politician, you are on a long thing. There’s a reason why even those that are working presently as contract staff were asked to undergo this recruitment process.

Lest we forget, Buhari still remain Minister for petroleum.

Believe whatever you will believe.

i don't know why some people are hellbent to discredit this recruitment

FreshShavedBalls:
Let me tell y'all the funniest/dumbest thing i did at the towers apart from the fact that i was the only nigga on striped suit.
When we were being ushered into the amphitheater, the person collecting our tags asked me 'GT or EH', i was confused cause i didn't hear him well so i just started reciting my GT code for him. He just motioned for me which side of the amphitheater to sit and that was when i realised what he actually asked in the first place

To cap it all up after my interview, I went out into an empty corridor and couldn't figure out for the life of me how to work the doors. That's how this Local man was just roaming up and down the corridor until a staff came in and as it turned out, one needs a key card to work those doors and by the time i realised that this staff had already vanished. So i had to wait for another staff to show up and i followed him behind jejely. He was even making a joke that I will have to pay him for gaining access with his key card. Local man is glad to be out of the evil corridor now sha

God bless you brother, you made me laugh