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Tazmode: How could the treasures be staring at you in the face at the same time? was she standing sideways? Are the 'treasures' on only one side? Were you dreaming? Did she just appear to you? take your time in answering.

Yes bro, she was standing sideways and twisted her upper body abit when I entered the living room. Trust me, if not for self control, my John Thomas would've elevated from beyond.

Okay, I don't know if this should be in the Family or Romance section, but instead of creating a multiple thread, I'll leave it here.

So, straight to the point.

One of my female cousins came to spend sometime with my family. She was a kid the last time I saw her, say between 4-6 years then, now she's 17+. She arrived just last night so I didn't really get to see her well in a bid to assess her "treasures". But this morning when I woke you, lo and behold, I saw a giant assss and two huge boooobs staring at me. I couldn't just help it but to stare back, she noticed and smiled afterwhich she knelt down n greeted me.
So here is the thing, how can I go about avoiding this temptation, rather, should I see her as a gift from God?

Please help


And before you start insulting me, she's a distant relative, so nothing spoil should I decide to "sample" her which apparently is certain.

I cried last week, when a friend fooolishly restarted my laptop without asking, unfortunately I haven't saved my corrected thesis work. After the insults n all I got from my supervisor..couldn't just help it but to cry for being careless .. Though I later on recovered the lost data.

MrsBreezy: Appreciate it but I don't need a baby sitter thanks babe .

ok babes.. Its your way or no way..

MrsBreezy: Lol divorce immediately. You can marry it.

but I can't wannk with it.. Its just a device to keep you safe u know

MrsBreezy: Hahahha that's another level of stalkerism.

I swear, what ever the cost is, am so getting it.

Can't wait to get this device... MrsBreezy is in soup

Harbosede02: Itz nw a crime for a gurl 2 be on fone always??

Its not a crime babes..but just incase ur found of the habit, you can aswell consider me. I pay well *winks*

Too long ... Can anyone please summarize

Thr is nothing as player, what we have are gullible ladies

Why not try Sugar-mums, they pay well..only that they are "star" drainer.

Only if you can date my grandma

Marrying a virgin is cool. You get to fu.ckk a tight pu.ssy. What more is sweeter than that? *just saying*

OP is right, women are priceless jewelries while men are priceless jewels.

@OP.. What's up with the caps??

And what's romantic about this for it to have bn in the romance section? Unless you forgot to add bleeping the house girl..that is romantic

Pus.sy and booobs.. Am always happy when I see them. Sometimes it seems my life depend on it. Mere looking at it is enough... Talkless of grabbing the foam or mining the gold.

jideomowunmi: Ohhh...so I shud sit down and let u insult me abi...for no reason...just because I can be very humble like dat abi...?u must be a real joker ..na pple like u dey take person for granted...smh...

jideomowunmi: Ma boo

Yes babes.. lol.. xx..

MrsBreezy: lol I don't friendZone people.

uhn!

jideomowunmi: And if I may ask..are u d 'op'...stupid idiot...face ur business...abi e concern u....okponu... ...do u av an idea aw many topic dey NL...most u comment on mine...? u sha wan make dem notice u...oya...we don see u...waka pass...

Your signature:
I can be very humble like dat...


Irony x_x

3. "While reading this there was one person on your mind the whole time"

Yes, and that's my lovely angel, MrsBreezy.

Omisore just can't win an election in Osun...

Bounce back? For where?

Dude is dead politically.

jossi994: go back and read whatchu wrote,then reverse the roles and tell me if you'd be happy if i did that to you. Then maybe you'd have a glimpse of why i acted the way i did.

#Btw,you and MrsBreezy remind me of sexkillz and ogugua.

Maybe I'd av reacted so badly also n maybe not.. n funny enough what I meant to write was "e-ebola"... nways sorry about the whole thing..

Guess we r now cool?

3coins: best open letter!!!!

thanks bro... Just doing it as it ought to be

jossi994: you think say na only you wey craze dey worry? Go and sleep abeg. G'night.

craze no worry me... Am cool with u n erryone else.. Donno why u choose to be harsh on me... Its all good tho

breezy047: Do not be mis-taken.

This is not your babe:


If what we see is what we go by, Talking with you now is your babe and this is the sunshine

you don smoke "that ya thing" today again abi? Am not gay

jossi994: kakerlake.

am so ignoring you.. Until u get ur senses back

MrsBreezy: Lol I'm just trying to be nice to everyone haha I'm sure God likes that

I like it also

jossi994: drop dead? Nigghur go Bleep yourself with a cactus plant. Murdafawker!

you've stoppd making sense bro.

jideomowunmi: Hmmmmm......ma NL boo.... ....aw come we dis much nah....

erm! em!!