Victoriousvic:

missterious:

Jesus take the wheel

That is eh.. Chai.

Jossi has killed me.

padeolu: Dear MrsBreezy,

I know you will be surprised by this letter, but its just a routine thing I have to do just to scare off the male wolves disturbing you. They are not only disturbing you, they are aswell frustrating my effort on you.

Before you came into my e-life, I had given up on ever finding my NL soul mate; even though I had indirectly and directly toasted a lot of babes but they choose to ignore me simply because am not related to Seun. Ever since you came on Nairaland, things are beginning to change for me, I see your posts in my dreams sometimes I like them and other times I just quote without saying anything. Even outside of NL things are getting better aswell, especially when am wannking You set my heart on fire and am afraid my heart may blow off any moment from now.

When I see you posts on NL quoting or mentioning another NL guys especially hungryboy, smackimorn, nosky4, gentlebullet, femimike1, jossi994, dstnd, DonCrust, jimmy4x, kowalsky and there like I always wish e-bola strike them all so that I can have you all to my self. I told my NL dad ( not2long ) about you and he said its a good thing other guys appreciate the beauty of you that I solely own.

Every time you quote or mention me, my mind always totori and sometimes I can't help it but to wet my pant with a slimy fluid that comes out of my something. I don't know why the fluid always come out each time I see your comments.

My baby girl, I know you love me, but am so scared that you will leave me soon, but each time you think of such always remember that am the first to welcome you to this site, also, I gave you your first mention and like.
I fell in love with you the moment I saw your picture, those lips and innocent eyes enslaved my soul.

I’m so glad you agreed to be my e-wife, after so many hours of wooing and pleading.
You are my everything… I love you so much. As the day went by, I began to fall deeper and deeper in love with you. I know there will never be anyone else for me except Berem, Mukina2, jideomowunmi and maybe justi4Jesu decide to give me a chance also. Don't be afraid, you'll forever by my first wife, and others will follow.

Thank you, my sweetheart, for healing my broken heart. Thank you for making me believes in NL.

All my love forever,

MrBreezy Padeolu

best open letter!!!!

MrsBreezy: Lol y'all try not to kill my babe oo

padeolu: When I see you posts on NL quoting or mentioning another NL guys especially hungryboy, smackimorn, nosky4, gentlebullet, femimike1, jossi994, dstnd, DonCrust, jimmy4x, kowalsky and there like I always wish e-bola strike them all so that I can have you all to my self. I told my NL dad ( not2long ) about you and he said its a good thing other guys appreciate the beauty of you that I solely own.

breezy047:


Do not be mis-taken.

This is not your babe:


If what we see is what we go by, Talking with you now is your babe and this is the sunshine

MrsBreezy:

Your name... You like Chris brown too :O... Haha Padeolu it's finished for u

hungryboy: all this love u are sharing, remember say diaris God-oh

MrsBreezy:

Lol I'm just trying to be nice to everyone haha I'm sure God likes that

padeolu: uhmm! Ur highness seem so frustrated, na so e pain you reach? Pele! I know how it feels, I've once been in ur shoes. Crass stupidity you say...anyways, I don commot ur name... Now u can drop dead

jossi994: drop dead? Nigghur go Bleep yourself with a cactus plant. Murdafawker!

padeolu: you've stoppd making sense bro.

MrsBreezy:

Lol I'm just trying to be nice to everyone haha I'm sure God likes that

jossi994: kakerlake.

padeolu: am so ignoring you.. Until u get ur senses back

breezy047:


Do not be mis-taken.

This is not your babe:


If what we see is what we go by, Talking with you now is your babe and this is the sunshine

jossi994: you think say na only you wey craze dey worry? Go and sleep abeg. G'night.

3coins:
best open letter!!!!

padeolu: craze no worry me... Am cool with u n erryone else.. Donno why u choose to be harsh on me... Its all good tho

jossi994: go back and read whatchu wrote,then reverse the roles and tell me if you'd be happy if i did that to you. Then maybe you'd have a glimpse of why i acted the way i did.

#Btw,you and MrsBreezy remind me of sexkillz and ogugua.

MrsBreezy:

Who's sexkillz and ogugua... What happened to them..

jossi994:

your 'husband' should gist you when you guys are having yer pillow talk tonight. If i talk now,only God knows what disease or curse he might invoke on me.

MrsBreezy:

I want you to tell me. Wow Ehm...

jossi994:

wow ehm ?? Whats it for?

Summary:Sexkillz was a moderator who was also a big Jerk. Ogugua was his e wife. Whatever became of their e marriage i can assure you doesn't seem palatable. Her profile read:in sexkillz heart,his read:in ogugua's heart. Same thing you and your 'husband' are doing.

MrsBreezy:


Ogugua..what was/is she like..? Wow Ehm.. Because you sound completely irritated by me.

jossi994: go back and read whatchu wrote,then reverse the roles and tell me if you'd be happy if i did that to you. Then maybe you'd have a glimpse of why i acted the way i did.

#Btw,you and MrsBreezy remind me of sexkillz and ogugua.

jossi994:

While sexkillz was busy being a jerk,she sat on her e Throne and watched. Maybe it's cos you're enjoying this little show your e Husband put up for your benefit.

MrsBreezy:

Wow. You have such a low opinion of me. Well okay it's fine.

jossi994:
Your actions or rather inactions reminding me of peeps who i had a low opinion of doesn't neccesarily mean i have a low opinion of you.

padeolu: Maybe I'd av reacted so badly also n maybe not.. n funny enough what I meant to write was "e-ebola"... nways sorry about the whole thing..

Guess we r now cool?

MrsBreezy:

You insinuated I remind you of someone you have a low opinion of. Doesn't take a genius to put it together. I apologized you were all mentioned. I'm not getting involved otherwise. Thanks anyways, nice to know what you think of me.

padeolu: you don smoke "that ya thing" today again abi? Am not gay

MrsBreezy:

Your name... You like Chris brown too :O... Haha Padeolu it's finished for u