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chocolateme:
I read up everything..
The truth is that the best way to get the finest girl on campus is to be a very smart, intelligence, dedicated guy whose level of intellect surpasses even the average smart ass.. gathering fellow mates fot extra mural classes and discussion classes.. helping that fine girl through her difficult understandings in areas of concentration in some courses.. reading together, going for night classes and more..
Tell me which finest girl will not fall for that guy forever??
That is the highest and surest way of getting that fine girl without all these stress posted here by you op..
Unless you are referring to the group who thinks that coming to university is a sure way to waste their parent's hard earned money and living a life of freedom without focus.
By the way.. thumbs up for your post.

But the Op said "FOR GUYS ONLY"
You come to see secret abi?

chocolateme:
I read up everything..
The truth is that the best way to get the finest girl on campus is to be a very smart, intelligence, dedicated guy whose level of intellect surpasses even the average smart ass.. gathering fellow mates fot extra mural classes and discussion classes.. helping that fine girl through her difficult understandings in areas of concentration in some courses.. reading together, going for night classes and more..
Tell me which finest girl will not fall for that guy forever??
That is the highest and surest way of getting that fine girl without all these stress posted here by you op..
Unless you are referring to the group who thinks that coming to university is a sure way to waste their parent's hard earned money and living a life of freedom without focus.
By the way.. thumbs up for your post.

But the Op said "FOR GUYS ONLY"

What if her handwritting is bad
What if she does nt want to give you her not
What if she doesnt like copying note
What if she doesnt even attend classes regularly
What if your lecturers dey eye her 2
What if she has a cultist boyfrnd
What if she only prefers COCUMBER
What if another guy from your class is paroling her
What if she is not in your department or class
What if the girl na deaf and dumb
What if you are a stammarer
What if she offers you a text book where the not was gotten from
What if she refers you to some1 else to get d note

These are the things i need to know

Riri is blessed

Brother dnt use the word esteemed "reader" no be you get Nairaland instead use the word "friends" or "brothers".

That aside, my advice for you is to take a master in any agric field. Then for your graphics take a 1 yr diploma program. Why i say u should do d diploma is becos graphics is a practical course. It doesnt matter what kpali you carry on it, if you cant do it as in hands on whatever certification you carry wil be useless. What am saying is that you should rather learn to be a pro whth th graphics tool and app. Instead of pursuing big certification on it.

Thats my humble advice to you

Brother dnt use the word esteemed "reader" no be you get Nairaland instead use the word "friends" or "brothers" this is why nobody cared to comment on ur post.

That aside, my advice for you is to take a master in any agric field. Then for your graphics take a 1 yr diploma program. Why i say u should do d diploma is becos graphics is a practical course. It doesnt matter what kpali you carry on it, if you cant do it as in hands on whatever certification you carry wil be useless. What am saying is that you should rather learn to be a pro whth th graphics tool and app. Instead of pursuing big certification on it.

Thats my humble advice to you

Next time wen you are having such dream, skip pre-intimacy and do the penetrating and see what happens

Jokes apart you need to discuss this with your pastor and you need to pray b4 you sleep (thats if you are a christian)

Nairaland no b church you wont get help here

By nw you should knw that , that is a machine replying you people, and you should jst stop fooling around already. How many of una send message to buhari to hurry the hell up with this change wayo of a thing

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Confessions may be good for the soul, but they are bad for the reputation.

God gave men a brain and a penis. But only enough blood to run one at a time.

Hard work pays off in the future.
Laziness pays off now.

Men have only two emotions: hungry and Hot.
So If you see me without an erection, make me a sandwich.

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.

A Gentleman is simply a patient wolf

The chicken and fish, are the only animals that are eaten before they're born and after they die.

If you can't intrigue them with science, baffle them with bullshit!!

why do farts smell? .... for the benefit of the deaf?

You have to be odd, to be number one! (Dr Seuss)

“Progress always involves risks; you can’t steal second base and keep your foot on first.”

Some pick-up lines for them in need of romance:
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.
If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber.
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
Is your daddy a baker? Because you've got some nice buns!
I'm not staring at your boobs. I'm staring at your heart.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
If you're feeling down, I can feel you up.
I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
Did you swallow a magnet? Because you're attractive.
I am an organ donor, need anything?
If loving you is a crime, then I'm looking at a life sentence.

When one door closes another door should open, but if it doesn't then go in through the window.

Give a man a fish and he will have food for one day. Teach him how to fish and he will spend all day at the lake drinking beer.

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Nothing is ever on fire, fire is on things.

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Who was the cruel person who put the "s" in lisp?

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One man's folly is another man's wife.

Q: What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it?
A: A teapot.

When the inventor of the drawing board bleeped things up. What did he go back to?

A man is talking to God. “God, how long is a million years?”
God answers, “To me, it’s about a minute.”
“God, how much is a million dollars?”
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“God, may I have a penny?”
“Wait a minute.”

Every breath we take leaves us one breath closer to death.
You want to waste that breath complaining?

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I found a Justin Bieber concert ticket nailed to a tree, so I took it. You never know when you might need a nail

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To-day is the Tomorrow that You worried about Yesterday.
Smile and make them wonder what you are up to.
A simple "Have a good day." to someone might be the thing that brightens their day.
Remember to pass on (pass forward) any good deed given to you and let the bad ones end at you. It won't solve all The World's ills but it will brighten it a little at that very moment and make at least two people feel better.

The only time the word "incorrectly" isn't spelled incorrectly, is when it's spelled incorrectly.

The only time the word "incorrectly" isn't spelled incorrectly, is when it's spelled incorrectly.

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Baba

mazimee:
As if getting married is an achievement.
Would you take your girlfriend back if the table is turned around

Why not, i will take her back knowing she owes me 1 and i have leverage to payback

Mist100:
Grammar What?

Baba check your post

By their comment you go know the ones wen no go quick see Husband marry

dollyjoy:
I will accept my man back to shame the stvpid idiat i called a friend,flaunt his picture to her face, I will lead him on and when he leaast expect it, I will dump him like a pack of card but all those required strong emotions which can be quite exhausting. Moving on is the best.

Good talk, na dis kind situation guys dey like. VICTORY TO THE GUY e chop you nd the competition nd you wud still take him?? ♥♥♥♥
You better pikin jur

"satrted" and the grammatical error

"in newspapers" was typed instead of "in the newspapers"

Am waiting

Baba God na only you knw what this world is turning to

They should have kept the tradition

Nice, bt hope she no cut out the nipples sha

omamush:
score

Shebi u knw i dont understand English dat well... bear with me eh.

By John Owen Nwachukwu on September 23, 2016



The Nigerian footballer, Victor Emenayo, who was accused of falsifying his age in Azerbaijan has come out to defend himself that he is not older than he claims.
The country’s media had called the forward a ‘cheat’ adding that the 23-yr-old Nigerian player is over 40 years.

The controversy surrounding the real age of Emenayo, who plies his tread with top league club, Shahdagh Qusar FK in Azerbaijan has been over the media in the past few days.


The player, who claims to be 23-years-old looks very much older than the age he carries in his passport.

The striker, who spent some time in Uganda with SC Villa, moved to Azerbaijan last year and was accused of falsifying his age with some journalists saying he is 40-years-old.

Emenayo has come out to defend himself by saying he is really 23 years old and has posted a photo of his international passport to backup his claims.

He said he did not lie about his age and that he was born in 1993 as stated in his passport.


He added, “How can anybody claim or ascertain that I am not 23-years-old merely by my looks? My passport says I was born in 1993 and no one can dispute that.

“Are they my parents to say I was not born in the year on my passport?”



Source ====>http://dailypost.ng/2016/09/23/im-23-years-old-not-40-nigerian-player-victor-emenayo-reacts-age-falsification-claim-photos/

Cocumber grl, there must be a song

Song title: Cocumber girl
Artist: kcee ft Iyanya and Tekno
Status: soon to be released

Hell has no fury like a woman's scorn Fear woman


What of giving her money, wont that help?

Hope that yoruba grl is nw happy

Op ur sauce is nt credible, who b isaacblog? No vex we wont eat this yam. Most of those pix r PHOTO CHOPED

Ok

Silver back

Use the african cultural heritage being sustained, even when d western culture is trying to extinct our own, then link this argument to
The fact that equal education would then mean that most women would pursue careers that would neglect their role as a care giver to children.(look for any statistics that points that most juveinile deliquent children tend to come frm homes where mothers are nt available)
Place your argument around d theme that women are more important at hme than in the offices or workplace, becos d responsibility of raising d next generation depends on them(women)
Then close your argument by stating dat "i am nt against women nt being educated, cos i believe that an educated house wife would be better equipped to instil moral values into the children and would better prepare them for adult life. Bt what i am saying is that there is no nee d for women to compete with men in the pursuit of education"

Wait o bt d amount he paid nd the 1 he paid back does nt add up to d money he stole na. Abi Effc no knw maths ni

So thats what a billionaire's daughter looks like down under . So it is nt different from the odinary. BTW i thought there would b gold glusters down dere

BRB

That is sexual abuse, why is he pleading nt quilty, who is his lawyer sef??