₦airaland Forum

Wow! Such a huge crowd!

Vlibray:
Before you rush to comment, make sure you check how much tariffs those countries are charging the US.
Checked ?
Then stop whining !

No. Please tell us. Give some examples

Goodvibes007:
If Osun state was serious, they could make so much money from Tourism by repackaging the Yoruba gods, and there are about 53 of them in total.

As una all dey package Christianity for sale ba? Not everything is for sale o, otherwise in this case the gods never stay silent. They offer swift anger.

ScamHunter:
You should fail because it's easy for the lecturer to know you cheated. Don't forget that others may have used it too so similar prompts and answers gave you away.

They were online tests with multiple choice questions. Dum dum.

What prompt did you use?
BTW I used chatgpt to cheat on exam 5 times. I failed the exam all of the 5 times. 🥲

GistMedia0:
A Nigerian man has set social media abuzz after dressing his dog in a full agbada outfit to celebrate its second birthday. In a viral post, the proud pet owner shared photos of himself and his stylish pup rocking matching traditional Yoruba attire, complete with intricate embroidery.

Captioning the post, he humorously bragged, "First dog to rock agbada"

This dog go sweet well well with beer.

LegendHero:
Source: https://www.tori.ng/amp/295547/nigerian-man-arrested-in-thailand-for-allegedly-se.html

RIP in advance omo Ibo 😩🥲

arkad321:
FASTING.
Guys you won't have to worry about food and the intense hunger will not let your dick stand.
You will be only worshipping God. Which our main priority on this Earth

You mean to write you have gotten the secret of a achieving poverty

Lalami3232:

This Trump really carry big plan come this his dispensation oooooooo. Though all presidents dey come with plans sha, na make our own come with subsidy removal plan on the first day. But until a president comes with compulsory DNA test for non-virgins aka boreholes, I won't be impressed.
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooooo because non-virgins aka boreholes can't be trusted atall atall

Congratulations! Out of all the problems wey full ground na toto dey worry you pass. Well done.

lailo:
#500,000 for a device just to say Hello baby and post yansh. Misplaced priority

Your head dey there. Nigerians and wrong priorities. Small time now he will begin to blame government for not providing jobs and cheap DSTV services not knowing that amount can start a good business venture.

nlfpmod:
https://openai.com/index/adebayo-ogunlesi-joins-openais-board-of-directors/

In another post: 3 Nigerians have been arrested in India for drug trafficking.

Nnamdipapa:
She is just another name selected by the oligarch who control the state for their own interest and nothing more .

Edit- She was deputy speak so next in succession line.

Only if people will think before they type nonsense.

PEACE2023:
Ewu Gambia

Boko Haram suya meat.

PEACE2023:
Slave

Evil ass mofuck

PEACE2023:
If God doesn't punish California and USA as a whole, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology

Shut up there. If God does not punish Nigeria he owes Sodom, Gomorrah, Jim Jones/Jonestown , California etc. many apologies

WriterNig:
EA Daily || [color=indigo]Pravda UA[/color]

Russian propagandists and blackmailers at work

ThugCheetah:
Please this just happened to me, someone sent me some money and called me that it was a mistake.. what’s your advice?

Why is he calling a wrong number

How to find Your Husband

cutecommend:
There is nobody that is less. But if several ladies don't want to settle for broke guys and some guys may want to hustle to meet up, why not guys too vehemently settle for virgins?

If some ladies are plain on what they want and size guys before agreeing to date, why are guys not so loud in insisting that they want only virgins when they make it.

The ladies seem to be winning here. Many ladies have sex with multiple people and these same ladies may insist on marrying rich guys. They may even broke shame working class guys who earn averagely. So why are guys not so loud on insisting on virginity. Raise the standard!

Truth: Am just saying this as its part of the insight I got from one or more person.
We have good and marriageable ladies that are not virgins and we have good husband materials that may not be rich.

I agree with you

I agree with you

Good2go1:
Who bought data for this kid here ?

I guess that means, you no get moto. Pray harder to have next year. I fit send your name to prayer warriors if you like.

Good2go1:
When I bought my first car your people was still begging for food

Don’t give me fake history lesson. Answer the question. Simple. Abi the question pain you?

Good2go1:
I will confirm with fuel price drops

You get moto?

SweetBuns:
Good day nairalanders. Merry Xmas and a happy new year in advance.

I'll try to make this short and sweet.
So I met this guy at my favorite foodspot not too long ago.
He was tall, dark, handsome and jacked.... Basically the type of guy I like so I was obviously attracted to him.

He then approached and talked to me. Whilst we were at it, I remember him cracking some very bad jokes (not bad in like an offensive way, but a bit too dry), but for the sake of being polite I went along with it.

We exchanged contacts and met up for a first date not too long after. And to keep things short, he wasn't funny whenever he tried. At all.
He did look a bit nervous, but It was still so bad to the extent that I felt uncomfortable watching him try and even guilty if I failed to laugh.

He's also very arkward when it comes to intimacy, the first kiss was really, really arkward and I could tell he was trying his best but......

He also has this habit of sending me some really unfunny memes

Besides that, he is truly loving, warm and sweet. We have a whole lot in common between us and I'm sure I'm attracted to him

Initially I thought it was something related to his initial nervousness and would resolve on its own with time, but things are still the same

I'm a really funny person and Ive realized that I bond best with the people I laugh and play around with.

Is this going to get better with time, or is this just who he is?

When someone starts their post with "So I,,," , you know that it is a story, story they have imagined in their head.

[quote author=NLCreator post=133492613][/quote]It appears to me you are gloating at your friend's misfortune.

Ojey1234:
Good morning house, I need your advice, traveling out to a Schengen country or going into a cocoa farming, which is the best,

Please I need advice

Why are you asking absolute strangers to make life decisions for you? Decide what you want to achieve in life and then move on from there. Simple.

Odafe360:
I posted a previous topic about my divorce with my wife and i got alot of advice on this platform which really encouraged & have me strength.

I'm really grateful for the nairaland community. The only issue i'm still battling with right now is how to move on, i'm trying everyday to forget the past, but the more i try, the more it's becoming fresh in my heart and the pains too. I won't lie to you it's difficult. Sincerely sometimes i cry and the thoughts of ending my life comes and goes. I don't drink, I don't smoke, neither do i womannize and worst of all i don't have much friends cos I'm more of an introvert.

A snippet of the entire problem is that most times we have an issue and she leaves the house, i've always been the one going to speak to her mum, plead and bring them back home, that's why whenever there's problem and she goes back to her mom's place, nobody from her family would contact me to even hear my side because I've become like a fool to them cos they know i'll still come. This last one that she left, we just had a little issue and she packed a her things and left. So many people not to go to her family house and beg this time around since i didn't send them packing. I swear guys, i've forgiven and tolerated what 90% of men won't forgive nor tolerate from her.

Please guys help a brother with more advice, how do i move on?

Join a club or active community. Commit your time to doing something useful for humanity. Get a life.

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[quote author=ChizzyBuna post=133464200]So my parents are in village for christmas.
Coming from lagos to visit for xmas
I decided to visit our house in town where our family lives. Before going to meet them in village

What i found in my fathers room shocked me


Condom packets that were not prpperly thrown away.

Ky gel found open on the table
For those that don't know Ky gel is lubricant for sex.

This is enough proof this man is cheating.
Should i repirt him to my mum??[/quote


If you don't report him you are a basta

trollx:
OP come, there's a way-out. Don't let the pessimistic words from the naysayers scare you. "America is not for the faint-hearted" Trump is only yarning dust, he can't do sh!t. Peace✌️🕊️

Okay o dey come. I witnessed ICE raid some Mexicans at dawn one day. It was not funny. See woman jumping wall only to be caught on other side. Na flight to Mexico dem dey go so without taking anything. 😩

EMIOMOADEOYE:
Your argument is shortsighted. A passport is not just a ticket for international travel; it's a critical identity document required for many purposes beyond boarding a plane. In a country where the cost of obtaining a passport exceeds three times the minimum monthly wage, the idea that "if you can't afford to travel, you don't need a passport" reflects how deeply normalized systemic inequities have become.

This isn't just about affordability but about accessibility to basic civil rights and identity recognition. That mindset—accepting such exorbitant costs as irrelevant unless you're wealthy enough to travel—only perpetuates inequality and limits opportunities for the underprivileged.

It's not just ridiculous; it's emblematic of a broader issue with our priorities.

Dey blow grammar there. Nigerians like to focus on the inessential things of life and neglect what is most important. I live and work abroad, and I have colleagues in their 30s, 40s and 50s who neither have a passport nor never travelled out of their country. And they are not minimum wage earners. It has never bothered them, and they don't think they are underprivileged, just that they think it is more important to focus on your sh*t . I am sure there are other documents that can be used as ID.