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Crime / Re: Wife Kills Husband In Lagos As He Slept by pafun(m): 5:48pm On Apr 07, 2016
Pictures or.........
Politics / Re: Dasukigate: EFCC Arrests Azibaola Roberts by pafun(m): 8:22am On Apr 07, 2016
which was among the 300 firms indicted by the Presidential Audit Panel on arms procurement between 2007 and 2015.

Absolute nonsense. Most of those 300 listed firms had nothing whatsoever to do with arms purchase. They had legitimate business with government and their payment had just unfortunately been passed through the ONSA for reasons yet unknown to even some of them. EFCC is full of buffoons.
Car Talk / Re: FRSC Hilux Without Brake Lights, Who Will Make The Arrest? (Picture) by pafun(m): 9:48pm On Apr 04, 2016
ThaPatriot:


Question is, is that an FRSC vehicle without brake light plying the road or not?

The question is WHY DID HE LIE THAT HE TOOK THE PHOTO YESTERDAY ?

The funny thing is that it is people like you who will be carrying anti-corruption on your head all over the place and shouting SAI BABA ! Mtschew
Car Talk / Re: FRSC Hilux Without Brake Lights, Who Will Make The Arrest? (Picture) by pafun(m): 8:15pm On Apr 04, 2016
ElijahtemmyD:
[color=#000099][i] I took this pix in Kaduna yesterday while on my way to Jaji barracks. This road safety vehicle has no break light, parking light, reverse light and traffigator. ABEG tell me who go arrest them..?

You are lying, you did not take the picture yesterday . You stole the photo from Twitter.

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Education / Re: The 6 Youngest PhD Holders In Nigeria (Photos) by pafun(m): 3:07pm On Apr 04, 2016
Yoloba no de carry last sell spare parts cool cool
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Aigbe,Mide Martin At Fathia Balogun Brother's Wedding(pics by pafun(m): 12:52pm On Apr 03, 2016
petkoffdrake2:
Yellow everywhere
Is he working in Yellow fever!?


I wonder o. Festival of bleaching and makeup.
Kai the place go smell no be small angry angry angry
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 10000 Police Recruitment Is To Tackle Unemployment - Buhari by pafun(m): 8:37pm On Apr 01, 2016
yommen:


Na wa oh. How many did PDP employ per state? Bad loser calling 300 like 3.
Oh , you are also one of them. Anything that doesn't agree with you is PDP.
Good luck with your life. grin grin

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 10000 Police Recruitment Is To Tackle Unemployment - Buhari by pafun(m): 7:59pm On Apr 01, 2016
[size=14pt]10,000 police = less than 300 per state. How does that address unemployment ? This old man has no clue [/size]

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Education / Re: University With The Highest Number Of Broke Students by pafun(m): 7:57pm On Mar 31, 2016
tempem:
Tosin. Well I choose Jabu.
JABU ? Even the name sounds broke . grin grin
Health / Re: One In Every Four Nigerian Has Mental Disorder - Dr. Vincent Udenze by pafun(m): 3:35pm On Mar 31, 2016
GurlFriend:
According to the Medical Director, Synapse Services Resource Centre, Dr. Vincent Udenze, one in every four Nigerian is living with one form of mental disorder or another.

Udenze further noted that one in seven persons would suffer a serious episode of mental illness in their lifetime.

Udenze made this startling prognosis at the inauguration of the centre at Lekki, Lagos.

According to the mental health specialist, Nigerians suffer the consequences of mental health problems due to the acute shortage of registered health facilities and the stigma attached to the condition.

Udenze added, “One in every four Nigerian has one form of mental disorder and one in every seven will suffer serious mental health problems. This is a conservative estimate, considering that many Nigerians with mental challenges do not seek help because they do not want people to stigmatise them and their families.”

He also lamented that the majority of the health care institutions in the country paid less attention to mental illness cases.

He said, “Look around, we have got over 50 government hospitals looking after pregnant women. We have thousands of private hospitals and maternal homes for women and children. How many mental health facilities are in Lagos with a population of over 18 million people? They are very few.

“If you provide the environment, facility and make people aware that it exists, you will be surprised at the response you are going to get. The truth is that the government will never be able to do enough in tackling the menace of mental health because it does not have enough resources for that.

“While the government is doing what it can, the private sector, non-governmental organisations, and individuals must come together to address stigma and provide facilities for those who need treatment before they fall into the wrong hands.”

To make a difference, Udenze said the centre would establish more centres in the state, just as its foundation would provide free treatment for indigent patients.

http://www.punchng.com/one-in-four-nigerians-has-mental-disorder-expert/

[size=14pt]Most of them are on Nairaland grin grin grin[/size]
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: " I'll Get Back To U" Does It Mean One Has Lost The Job??? by pafun(m): 3:32pm On Mar 31, 2016
LOGICALKEN:
After preparing fastidiously for several interviews within d last few months, each interview always culminates with d usual "i'll get back to u" sentence. I want to knw if it's a way of saying one is not successful.
Yup!
If they are interested you will know before you leave. What they have just said is like "don't call us ...."
Science/Technology / Re: 'Made In Africa' Hoverboard: Created Out Of Wood By Carpenter by pafun(m): 9:24am On Mar 31, 2016
Wow! Now I know say indian hemp is bad
Sports / Re: AFCON Qualifiers: Mancity Writes About Iheanacho by pafun(m): 1:50pm On Mar 30, 2016
mohince:
What has Super Eagles become? We used to be
the team to beat.
https://mobile.twitter.com/MCFC/status/714893142869352449?p=v

They are still the team to beat . WITH WHIPS and KOBOKO
Family / Re: Can You Live In A House Built By Your Wife? by pafun(m): 1:46pm On Mar 30, 2016
Nixiepie:
Had this argument with my dad,and he said is a taboo for him to live in a house built by his wife,so I really want to find out why this decision of a woman to build a house is a crime against humanity............ Plz I need more opinions thanks kiss

Omo, listen to your father. You can have more fine clothes than your parents, but can never have as many cast-off rags . They have experience; listen. Sooner or later you will discover that marriage will be first about money before love comes up.

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Politics / Re: Army Captures Alargano, The Spiritual Base Of Boko Haram by pafun(m): 9:40am On Mar 30, 2016
Spiritual base ? Dem find babalawo for dia ? grin grin grin
Crime / Re: Army Recovers Arms In A Coffin At A Checkpoint (Photos) by pafun(m): 9:03am On Mar 30, 2016
[size=14pt]Wonderful ! They even knew the bus was coming and it was loaded with ammunition and therefore brought a cameraman with them to record the surprise !
Nollywood no go keel pesson with laugh grin grin grin[/size]
Politics / Re: Buhari Won't Sign Budget Unless National Assembly Provides Details by pafun(m): 8:25am On Mar 30, 2016
nnachukz:
Which details does he need. OK I understand now, he needs a copy of the passed budget written in Hausa and ten professors in Hausa language for interpretation.

LOL
Bros, how you come wicked like this ? Abi dem take am do you ? grin grin grin
Phones / Re: 4 Funny Phone Hoax In Nigeria, You Probably Are A Victim Of. by pafun(m): 9:59am On Mar 29, 2016
sinkhole:
Daddy GOs, Adeboye, Kumuyi and Co and you in particular are all still here together with us after your rapture!

Yes some of us are still left behind to watch you suffer and to remind you of how you missed it undecided undecided undecided
Politics / Re: Flash Back; Okonjo's Excuse For Borrowing To Pay Salaries with Oil at $54/barrel by pafun(m): 8:37am On Mar 29, 2016
koboko69:
[size=14pt]Nigerian govt borrowing billions to pay salaries – Okonjo-Iweala [/size](Premium Times)


http://www.premiumtimesng.com/business/182543-nigerian-govt-borrowing-billions-to-pay-salaries-okonjo-iweala.html


[size=14pt]Nigeria borrows to pay salaries with cash crunch worsening.[/size] (Vanguard)



Read more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/05/nigeria-borrows-to-pay-salaries-with-cash-crunch-worsening/


Dear Nairalanders,

This is the economic team that Jonathanians wish was still in power or want us to bring back to save Nigeria.

I pulled out this from 2 different sources as Nairaland political gladiators see Premium Times as APC sympathetic while Vanguard as PDP sympathetic. There shouldn't be any issue of biased reporting

Essense of this flash back;

There have been several attacks of the person of President Buhari and his Econmic team with Honourable Kemi Adeosun as the minister of finance and coordinating minster of the economy.

Oil price per barrel between Febuary and April 2015 hoovered between 54 to 57 dollars per barrel.

It is interesting to know that at this price, Jonathan and the mother of our economy were already borrowing to pay salaries and meet up obligations to contractors.

What would have been happening when oil went as low as 28 USD per barrel. Would Nigeria have been sold?

Naira was devalued to 197naira per dollar yet in didn't solve any problem as Nigeria still had to keep borrowing.
Will devaluing Niara solve anything now?

Fellow Nigerians,

Despite the lowest oil price rate of all times, President Buhari and Mrs Kemi Adeosun have never borrowed to pay salaries rather they have dished out bail out funds to states to pay salaries.

Despite the low oil prices, President Buhari was able defeat BokoHaram Technically. Please Note that alot of money is also being spent on this war, something the past government was struggling to achieve despite the huge resources allegedly spent on the war.

The present Economic situation have been expected even before this adminstration as evident in the several warnings issued by the past minister of Finance.
You can read her comments here even when oil was 74USD per barrel in case u missed the thread.
https://www.nairaland.com/2898459/what-okonjo-iweala-said-when-oil

In summary;

Buhari inherited a very big problem and have so far so good tried is best to navigate the ship Nigeria safefly.

I urge Jonathanians to take a chill pill, and give this adminstration some time as its first ever budget have just been passed.

God bless the Federal Repubic of Nigera

God bless Mr President

God bless the Honorable Minister of Finance

1 millions likes for President Buhari and Mrs Kemi Adeosun grin





[size=18pt]Una still dey this one? Surely no peace for the wicked . Nairaland Oga, GEJ and Okonjo don go since last year. Tell your dullard president and his team of nincompoops to get to work and stop blaming and comparing. All of you are a disgrace to the human race. The country is going into ruins and all you are doing is still hero worshiping and looking for scapegoats. Ha! How much have they given you to compose this ? How much are you offering your co-conspirators against common sense to "like" this insane rant ? Phew![/size]

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Phones / Re: 4 Funny Phone Hoax In Nigeria, You Probably Are A Victim Of. by pafun(m): 9:19pm On Mar 28, 2016
sinkhole:
Thanks for the observation and you sure part of the tribulation grin and somebody already don fall for you own hoax

OK Just remain in denial if that will keep you happy. I have spoken my own. Tribulation o , perambulation o.. I don talk. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Education / Re: How Did You Hang Your Bag In Secondary School Back Then? by pafun(m): 5:46pm On Mar 28, 2016
All of them
Phones / Re: 4 Funny Phone Hoax In Nigeria, You Probably Are A Victim Of. by pafun(m): 10:28am On Mar 28, 2016
[size=18pt]This one is not a hoax :
The rapture has come and gone and you have all been left behind to suffer under Buhari , Trump. ISIS, BH etc
You already have the MARK OF THE BEAST
IT IS YOUR MOBILE PHONE NUMBER (ever wondered why they want you to register it?)
Pass this on.
YOU ARE ALL FINISHED ANYWAY [/size] lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Phones / Re: 4 Funny Phone Hoax In Nigeria, You Probably Are A Victim Of. by pafun(m): 10:09am On Mar 28, 2016
MrSarcasm:
I [b]fell [/b]for that Collapsing after picking a call hoax

You "FELL" ? Sorry o. Thank God you did not collapse grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Fuel Scarcity Ends In April, No Longer May – Kachikwu by pafun(m): 7:16am On Mar 27, 2016
Na God go punish the man and his mouth. Nonsense. angry angry angry angry angry angry angry

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TV/Movies / Re: Best Nigerian Film Directors by pafun(m): 1:18pm On Mar 25, 2016
tpiah01:


yes.
I will hate to see any of your films you watch bro. Must be extremely boring.I am sure even Tom and Jerry will even be too exciting for you. Which is the most exciting film in your collection ? Sound of Music ? grin grin grin
TV/Movies / Re: Best Nigerian Film Directors by pafun(m): 4:05pm On Mar 24, 2016
tpiah2:


Why plane explosion nah?

If the script says plane explosion, do you remove the scene because your pastor will be annoyed ? grin grin
TV/Movies / Re: Best Nigerian Film Directors by pafun(m): 9:12pm On Mar 23, 2016
Really interested to see a film with astounding film effects , such as plane explosion and imaginative dissolves (e.g color to B/W like in Wizard of Oz)
Politics / Re: Man Blasted For Bowing For Iara Oshiomhole At A Public Function (pic) by pafun(m): 7:05pm On Mar 23, 2016
boujaye:
so by the law of palace analysis, the elderly man is right to bow down for Iara? How many F9 you score for WAEC?
LOL How many times do you intend to take WAEC before you finally turn 50. If I call you fool now, some olodo moderator like you might ban me. The man is bowing for the position not the person.
Anyway you no dey go church , else i will ask you if old people no dey bow for your pastor's wife.
Politics / Re: Man Blasted For Bowing For Iara Oshiomhole At A Public Function (pic) by pafun(m): 3:00pm On Mar 23, 2016
Fayose 50-soomething years old prostrates for Oooni



Better go prostrate for the small girl ... oh , you are a nonentity. undecided undecided

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Politics / Re: Man Blasted For Bowing For Iara Oshiomhole At A Public Function (pic) by pafun(m): 2:59pm On Mar 23, 2016
Obasanjo 80-something years old prostrates for Oooni ,

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Politics / Re: Buhari: I'm In Dilemma Over Power Privatisation by pafun(m): 9:49am On Mar 22, 2016
authority2006:
Go school, you no go gree. Buhari wasn't referring to the private firms that bought power sector, he was referring to the government that sold it. Chai!
I have certificate grin grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Buhari: I'm In Dilemma Over Power Privatisation by pafun(m): 5:30pm On Mar 21, 2016

He said the privatisation of the sector had yet to show any improvement in the quality of service, saying it was difficult to determine whether it was done in public interest or with profit motive.
[size=14pt]
No, the private companies who bought it like to donate money that's all . Dis man no go kill pesson with laugh. Go school you no gree grin grin grin grin[/size]

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